In Middle-earth, I Got Cast in a Tragic Love Story [The Lord of the Rings]

[Romantic comedy]

It's probably a story about an overworked office lady getting hit by a truck and starting over in another world.

System: Congratulations, you've been bound to the Love and Hate System! Our motto is to love and hate, with love and hate intertwined!

You: Uh, can I still have a dramatic love-hate relationship if I've reincarnated as a slime?

System: Ah!

You: Huh?

System: How are you a slime?!

You: Yeah, how am I a slime? (in a deadpan voice)

Theme: Take matters of the heart seriously.