After Stealing My Cousin's Wife, I Fell for Her

Please don't mock the two main characters. The children are my bottom line. And don't insult the game, either. If this isn't your thing, just stay away; if you find it embarrassing, leave on your own. No one owes you a chance to use it as a tool for showing off your superiority. At the start of his final year of high school, Yu Huaiyuan's cousin begged him tearfully to help complete his daily missions and raise his intimacy level with his in-game “partner” after he had to hand in his phone. Yu Huaiyuan scoffed. Kids these days were already dating? The person paired with him in the game was probably some clueless brat, too. He logged into the game and accepted the invitation to team up. He planned to explain things to the other player and delete them, but before he could say a word, a mildly reproachful voice came through his headset: “You're finally back.” The voice sounded a little aggrieved, soft and clingy. By the time he came to his senses, the message he had typed was already sent. [Yeah, I had some things to take care of the past few days] “That's okay,” the other person replied, instantly cheerful. “Just don't forget our couple missions again.” [Okay.] Yu Huaiyuan: ...Why won't my stupid hands do what I tell them? Su Tingbai had paired up with an online friend to earn a couples achievement, but not long after they became a couple, the other person disappeared. Thinking they weren't taking the couple missions seriously, Su Tingbai was debating whether to find someone else when the other person suddenly came back online. It turned out they took the couple missions very seriously indeed. They not only dragged Su Tingbai into playing ranked matches and exploring the amusement park every day, but also showered him with skins, one after another. Su Tingbai tried to refuse, but the other person declared with complete confidence, “The biggest rule in our family is that we have to spoil our wife.” Su Tingbai: “...” Did you forget that we only got together to do missions, and aren't actually a couple? Later, after his cousin finished the college entrance exams, he came to ask Yu Huaiyuan for his phone and game account. Looking at his sweet, soft wife sleeping peacefully in his arms, Yu Huaiyuan typed without batting an eye: “The phone broke, and I sold the account.” But I got to keep my wife. A straightforward, cool guy who dotes on his wife, the pursuer x a sweet, gentle, socially anxious beauty, the pursued Reader's guide: Handsome pursuer, beautiful pursued. Little Su has a disability in his legs at the beginning and uses a wheelchair, but he gets better later. Please avoid this if it's not for you. Set in the same world as Wild Queue. The game is Eggy Party. One-on-one, mutually exclusive, no cheating. No switching roles, and no fantasizing about the characters. Fans of either character, please stay away. Comments from fans with character-focused IDs will be deleted. The characters are not based on real people. The text will not be altered. The author likes writing about jealousy and a world where everyone gets along. There will be no romantic pairings of any orientation other than BL. Both leads are adult college students. There is no romantic storyline between the pursued and the pursuer's cousin. For anyone wondering why this is set in Eggy Party and finding it hard to get into, please take a look at the pinned comment. “Ancestor, Please! Foxes Don't Want to Become the Ruler of a Fallen Kingdom!” Chi Xiyi is a fox. After an accident, he took the place of a young prince in the current dynasty. Unexpectedly, before long, the prince's tyrant brother was on the verge of death, too. As he lay dying, the tyrant clasped Chi Xiyi's hand and trembled out, “M-my younger brother must measure up to the Great Ancestor.” And so the clueless fox, who knew nothing about handling state affairs, was pushed onto the throne. The dynasty was already riddled with problems and teetering on the brink of collapse, practically doomed to fall. Chi Xiyi burst into tears: Ancestors, help! This fox doesn't want to rule a fallen kingdom! To his surprise, his cry really did summon an ancestor of the Xiao family. The Great Ancestor, Xiao Fuxu. Historical records say he “expanded the realm with bow and horse, and governed with an iron hand.” He raised an army at seventeen and unified the Central Plains at twenty-five. During his forty years on the throne, he drove the Di and Rong peoples from the north and brought the floods in the south under control. He personally founded a dynasty that lasted three hundred years, making him an emperor for the ages. Lately, Xiao Fuxu often felt dazed. From time to time, he would inexplicably fall asleep, and when he opened his eyes again, he would find himself in a different world. The realm he had conquered was now riddled with problems and on the verge of collapse, while the person at its helm was an idiot. Xiao Fuxu: This is bad. The kingdom looks like it's about to fall. In that case, I'll just conquer the realm again. Day one of teaching the clueless fox Xiao Fuxu: The Empress Dowager's maternal family is the Pingning Marquis household. They're sworn enemies of the Duke of Ying's household, which backs Consort Dowager Li. It's taboo to bring her up in front of the Empress Dowager. Chi Xiyi: What big chicken? Are we having big chicken legs tonight? Xiao Fuxu: ...It's fine. Foxes love chicken. I'll put up with it. The clueless fox was truly no good at governing. Xiao Fuxu complained about him, yet couldn't help guiding him through every detail of handling state affairs. “Aren't foxes supposed to be clever? How are you so stupid?” “Tsk, pay attention this time. I'm not explaining it again.” “You big crybaby, don't cry. Fine, I'll tell you.” And while he was teaching him, he ended up luring the clueless fox into bed. Chi Xiyi's diary of saving the kingdom: Seventeenth day of the first month, sunny With the big ghost's guidance, this fox successfully executed a treacherous official. This fox is amazing! (≧◇≦) First day of the second month, rainy The big ghost taught this fox a way to make money. The fox's treasury is gradually filling up. This fox is going to become a little golden fox ^_^ Fifteenth day of the fourth month, sunny The Western Regions sent a red fox-fur cloak as tribute. Terrifying! T^T This fox will never go to the Western Regions! The big ghost said he's never hunted a fox. What a good ghost! I'll let him rub this fox's tail for a little longer today. Just a little while, okay? Twenty-sixth day of the seventh month, overcast What good ghost? Cross that out, cross that out. Xiao Fuxu is the worst ghost ever! This fox's butt hurts so much o(╥﹏╥)o #Wasn't he supposed to be the ruler of a fallen kingdom? How did he become the founding emperor's empress! #Ancestor, our Great Zhou looks like it's done for. Your descendant is not only fake, he's also gay. #Wait, something's off. Ancestor, are you gay too? () #Never mind, then. So that's what the ancestral way is all about. Theme: Even after enduring darkness, keep your heart turned toward the light.