The Other Side's First Mates Want Me to Confess

[Complete! Momma, remember to leave a rating now that it’s finished! I can’t wait!]

[Bonus chapters will come out from time to time! They’re all bonus chapters!]

[Arrogant and domineering, but knows when to bend, girlboss X the other crews’ second-in-commands]

As the Beast Pirates’ ship doctor and one of only two surviving Lunarians, Luna considered herself a qualified beast doctor.

In her previous life, she was an attending physician at a hospital in the center of a cyberpunk city. She had five PhDs in science, but switched careers to medicine because she was a hundred years behind on her student loans.

Though she died after a patient’s family attacked her, she had no trouble treating the Beasts in this life.

Unfortunately, her boss in this life was a drunk, and his daughter was transitioning.

After accidentally awakening Observation Haki, Luna also saw the future of the Beasts.

There wasn’t much of a future to speak of.

To survive and save the Beasts, Luna decided to return to scientific research!

But Luna discovered that the hardest part of research was actually getting off Onigashima.

She thought having Kaido as her backing meant she could roam the world freely, and she’d put all her skill points into healing.

Luna, who considered herself the third strongest in the world, set out!

On her first trip, she ran into one of Whitebeard’s commanders: a certain phoenix.

On her second trip, she ran into one of the Red Hair Pirates’ commanders: a certain playboy.

On her third trip, she ran into one of Big Mom’s commanders: a certain doughnut enthusiast.

On her fourth trip, she ran into a Navy Admiral: a certain ice user.

On her Nth trip, she ran into...

Luna, with all her skill points in healing, swaggered out and came crawling back.

Luckily, she didn’t have to leave home to see her own big brother’s commander, King, every day.

Though every trip for research brought her face-to-face with the opposition,

Luna never gave up.

Able to bend when necessary, she eagerly took her rivals on a tour of the ocean of science.

Today, she’d ask the Navy’s ice-wielding Vice Admiral to collect experimental materials.

Tomorrow, she’d ask Whitebeard’s pineapple-headed commander to study minority literature.

The day after, she’d ask Big Mom’s Katakuri for a blood donation.

The day after that, she’d invite one of the Red Hair Pirates’ commanders to relax at a couples’ hotel.

Meanwhile, she’d also infiltrate the Navy’s science division and throw her weight around, use Navy pay and subsidies to support the Beasts, and date a long-legged, blond second-generation official.

Once her research on lineage factors and artificial Devil Fruits was complete, Luna quickly climbed out of the ocean of science, used everyone and tossed them aside, turning around and pretending she didn’t know them.

She had no idea who Dead Eyes, Broccoli Head, Scarf Guy, Prematurely Aged Guy, the Drifter, One-Armed Guy, Goth Guy, and so on were...

Some of the men she’d used and discarded had something to say about that.

Dead Eyes: Dr. Luna, stop deceiving me. I’m going to get mad, yoi.

Broccoli Head: Oh, come on, young lady. You chose me back then, so don’t change your mind halfway through.

The Drifter: I’m not a drifter. I’m Dragon.

Prematurely Aged Guy: ...Forget it. As long as you’re happy. Remember to come find me on Sabaody.

Scarf Guy: Didn’t you promise to marry me?

One-Armed Guy (laughing): Why did you abandon me for Mihawk back then? Was it because I was missing my left arm?

In short, you should never date another crew’s commander!

Luna sweet-talked these clever men, bending over backward when she had to, then shamelessly turned her back on them.

Wait, what was wrong with these guys?!

Why were they looking at her like that?!

Did they want a relationship with her?

And did they expect her to take responsibility?

As if! The only ones she took responsibility for were cat-eared boys.

Hey! Don’t come over here!!

Wait! Why is there a kid in there too?!!!!

Luna stared in shock at the boy who had suddenly appeared, was full of energy, and was trading blows with Kaido.

She’d never had a child.

So who gave birth to him?!

Who stole her genes?

And had a child, raising him to this age!

Content warnings: 1. A chaotic, morally dubious, everyone-loves-her romance. This is me letting my fantasies run wild!

2. The romance focuses on second-in-commands from various factions, plus a few individual bosses. At least eight of them!

3. Lots of iconic villainess moments! Our girl will never suffer!

Theme: Love yourself, love life, and stay positive every day!