The Other Side's First Mates Want Me to Confess

[Complete! Momma, remember to leave a rating now that it's finished! I'm looking forward to it so much!] [The bonus chapters will be posted one by one after the Mid-Autumn Festival, during the National Day holiday! Happy holidays, everyone!] [Bossy, domineering, and able to bend without breaking heroine x the second-in-commands of rival crews] Luna, ship's doctor of the Beasts Pirates and one of only two surviving Lunarians, considers herself a perfectly competent veterinarian. In her previous life, she was an attending physician at a hospital in the heart of a cyberpunk city, with five science PhDs to her name. She only gave up her career in science to become a doctor because she owed a hundred years' worth of student loans. She may have died in a violent incident at the hospital, but becoming a veterinarian in this life and treating the Beasts is no problem at all. Unfortunately, her boss is a drunk, and his daughter is transitioning. Then Luna accidentally awakens Observation Haki and sees the future of the Beasts. There isn't much of a future to speak of. To survive, and to save the Beasts, Luna decides to return to scientific research! But she soon discovers that the hardest part of research is actually getting off Onigashima. She thinks having Kaido as her backer means she can run wild across the world, and she's put all her skill points into healing. Luna, who considers herself the world's third strongest, heads out! On her first outing, she runs into a Whitebeard Pirate second-in-command: a certain phoenix. On her second, she meets a Red Hair Pirate second-in-command: a certain playboy. On her third, she encounters a Big Mom Pirate second-in-command: a certain doughnut enthusiast. On her fourth, she runs into a Navy admiral: a certain ice user. On her Nth outing, she meets… Luna, with all her skill points in healing, swaggeringly sets off, then comes crawling back flat as a pancake. Luckily, she doesn't have to go anywhere to see her big brother's second-in-command, King, every day. … Even though she always runs into the enemy on her way to pursue scientific research, Luna never gives up. Able to bend without breaking, she eagerly takes her rivals along to explore the ocean of science. Today, she asks the Navy's ice-using vice admiral to collect experimental materials. Tomorrow, she asks Whitebeard's pineapple-headed man to help study minority cultures' literature. The day after, she gets Big Mom's Katakuri to donate some blood. The day after that, she invites a Red Hair Pirate second-in-command to unwind at a couples' hotel. In the meantime, she goes undercover in the Navy's Science Division and throws her weight around, uses her military pay and benefits to support the Beasts, and dates a long-legged, blond nepo baby. Once her research into lineage factors and artificial Devil Fruits succeeds, Luna quickly climbs out of the ocean of science, tosses her allies aside, and pretends she doesn't know them. She has no idea who Dead Fish Eyes, Broccoli Head, Scarf Guy, Prematurely Aged Guy, the Drifter, One-Armed Guy, Goth Guy… Some of the men she used and discarded have things to say about that. Dead Fish Eyes: Dr. Luna, stop deceiving me. I'll get angry, yoi. Broccoli Head: Oh, come on, Miss. You chose me back then, so don't change your mind halfway through. The Drifter: I'm not a drifter. I'm a dragon. Prematurely Aged Guy: …Forget it. As long as you're happy. Remember to come find me at Sabaody. Scarf Guy: Didn't you promise to marry me? One-Armed Guy (laughing): Why did you leave me for Mihawk back then? Was it because I was missing my left arm? … Anyway, you can't date the second-in-command of an enemy crew! Luna bends over backward to deceive these clever men, then shamelessly turns around and disowns them. Wait, what's wrong with all of you? Why are you looking at me like that? You want a relationship with me? You want me to take responsibility, too? As if! The only ones I'm responsible for are cat-eared boys. Hey! Don't come any closer!! Wait! Why is there a child here too!!!! Luna stares in shock at the boy who suddenly appears, full of energy and trading blows with Kaido. She's never had a child. So who gave birth to him?! Who stole her genes? And had a child, then raised him to be this big! … Warnings: 1. A chaotic, villainous, everyone-falls-for-her romance. This is me indulging my personal tastes! 2. The main romances are with second-in-commands from various factions, plus a few standalone bosses. At least eight! 3. Expect plenty of classic villainess moments! Our girl will never suffer! Theme: Love yourself, love life, and greet every day with a positive attitude!