The Ultra-Lazy Slacker Somehow Binds Four Systems

Jiang Yubai is a lazy couch potato. If he can lie down, he won't sit; if he can sit, he won't stand. If his daily WeChat step count goes over twenty, he considers it exercise.

After dying and transmigrating into a book, he becomes the fake young master of the wealthy Jiang family, and in three months he'll be kicked out.

Jiang Yubai: Great, I'll lie flat for three months.

Then four System voices sounded in his head at once: [Hello, Host, wait, why are there other Systems?]

After a bout of confusion, he learned that he had actually been bound to four Systems.

Four! This was going to kill him!!!

Jiang Yubai lay flat in peace, pulled the covers up, and squeezed his eyes shut: [Why don't you just pretend I'm dead?]

The Systems: [Get moving, Host! I'll reward you with a hundred million dollars / a seaside mansion / a mine / dozens of male models!]

Jiang Yubai: [...I'm alive.]

The four Systems belonged to different divisions, each with a different mission:

The first System belonged to the "Redemption Division" and needed him to redeem the original story's biggest villain, a brutal criminal who was also Jiang Yubai's eldest brother.

The second belonged to the "Fate-Changing Division" and needed him to save the original story's beloved figure, destined to die young, a self-destructive king who was also Jiang Yubai's second brother.

The third belonged to the "Villainous Male Side Character Division" and needed him to torment and bully the arrogant protagonist, the real young master and Jiang Yubai's nominal third brother.

The fourth belonged to the "Cute Pet Division" and needed him to play a cat and be spoiled rotten.

Jiang Yubai: [man staring at phone] Pay me more! You hear me? Pay me more!

After getting a raise, Jiang Yubai diligently started completing his missions. But since he was too lazy to move, he completed most of them by lying in bed and playing on his phone.

He made secret identity account No. 1 with a profile picture of Zhang San, and sent his eldest brother legal education videos every day, telling him about life in prison and preaching love and peace.

He made secret identity account No. 2 with a bald-headed traditional medicine doctor as the profile picture, and sent his second brother wellness guides every day. His catchphrase was, "Too much dampness. You need to get it treated."

He made secret identity account No. 3 with Yan Zhen as the profile picture, and insulted the real young master every day, while also sending him twenty pickup codes and asking him to collect Jiang Yubai's packages.

As for secret identity account No. 4, he did nothing but lie around all day. When someone tried to pet him, he attacked the whole family with his cat paws.

The Systems: ...Host, take this seriously! At least move around a little!

Jiang Yubai: Hah. Mortals don't understand the realm of gods.

Some time later

The eldest brother turned over a new leaf, to the point of being righteous to a fault. He became obsessed with charity and volunteer work, and his company followed labor laws to the letter.

The second brother was healthy in body and mind, practiced wellness routines and foot soaks, loved life, and shone like the bright moon, illuminating the world.

The third brother became even more patient, and was soon to reach the point of "I can endure no longer, I won't endure any longer, three years are up, the Dragon King returns to reclaim everything that is his."

Things were progressing at incredible speed. Jiang Yubai was very satisfied.

But when you have too many secret identities, sooner or later one of them gets exposed.

Jiang Yubai was lying on the sofa playing with his phone when the real young master walked over.

The guy loved petting cats, so Jiang Yubai reflexively opened his mouth and said, "Meow~"

The real young master looked down at him, his expression dark and inscrutable.

At last, he curled his lips into a smile and brushed his knuckles against Jiang Yubai's cheek. "You just don't want to leave the Jiang family, do you?"

"You don't need to seduce someone else. Seduce me."

Jiang Yubai: Meow meow meow?

[Short Scene Six Months Later]

The old master of the Jiang family finally returned from his overseas recuperation.

The butler: "Master, this is bad! Your real son is gay, your fake son is gay too. Your two sons, no, wait, all four of your sons are gay!"

The old master: ?????

The butler: "Your real son and fake son got together! Your eldest and second sons are trying to stop the wedding, and they've gotten into a fight with your third son!"

The old master: ??????

The butler: "Oh, and the cat has gone missing!"

The old master: ????????

He slapped the table and glared, shouting, "Where are those rebellious brats? Get back here, and find the cat first!"

**The top is the real young master and the bottom is the fake young master. This is a story about the real and fake young masters getting together. The top and bottom are not related by blood, and they're not on the same household registration either.

Theme: Live earnestly and treat people with sincerity