Can a Cannon Fodder Become the Proud Dragon's Wife?

[A poker-faced, adorably dazed young master x a calculating, cold-faced dragon with overwhelming possessiveness]

After Yu Yuan accidentally died while saving a black snake, he learned that he was a cannon-fodder character in a cultivation novel about a domineering dragon hero.

According to the plot, he was supposed to look down on the protagonist, Long Zaiye, who was still weak and living under someone else's roof, and bully him in every way imaginable. He was meant to keep courting death until he crossed Long Zaiye's line and was killed.

But now there was a problem.

Not only had he failed to be killed by the protagonist, he'd died early, making it impossible for the rest of the plot to unfold. The world would collapse.

Most importantly, his parents would die along with it.

The System said that if Yu Yuan followed the original plot and pretended to be killed by Long Zaiye, the world wouldn't collapse. Then he could escape his cannon-fodder fate and live a good life.

To keep his whole family alive, Yu Yuan followed the System's instructions, trembling with fear as he “bullied” Long Zaiye.

The System gave him five chances. Yu Yuan failed the first four due to various mishaps, leaving him with one precious chance.

For the fifth attempt, the System came up with a dirty trick to ensure success: Yu Yuan was to drug Long Zaiye and ruin his reputation, making him so furious and humiliated that he would kill Yu Yuan on the spot. But Yu Yuan accidentally took the drug himself.

Yu Yuan felt so awful he wanted to cry. In a daze, he thought someone had wrapped their arms around him. When he woke up, he was shocked to find Long Zaiye lying beside him.

He thought he was surely going to die this time, so he closed his eyes and waited for Long Zaiye to make his move.

Instead, he heard him say, “Since we've consummated our marriage, we should get married. Better today than any other day.”

Yu Yuan's eyes flew open. “Huh?”

The System kept waiting for Long Zaiye to kill Yu Yuan, unaware that Long Zaiye had discovered its existence long ago.

When Long Zaiye asked Yu Yuan to marry him, the System frantically told him to refuse. A voice as cold as ice warned it:

“Shut up. Say another word and I'll kill you.”

Long Zaiye had planned to take out both Yu Yuan and the System, but the young master was just too clingy.

Every day, he came by to say things meant to “humiliate and threaten” him, then came back at night to apologize. He thought he was being fearsome, but he couldn't intimidate anyone at all.

The young master also loved to cry. When his “bullying” had no effect, he would cry and say he was useless.

What else could Long Zaiye do? Naturally, he played along and pretended to be “bullied.”

Taro Ball: I'm going to “bully” Long Zaiye today.

Vanilla: Young master is so clingy. He can't bear to leave me for even a moment.

Taro Ball is a homophone of Yu Yuan, and Vanilla is Long Zaiye's nickname. Put them together and you get vanilla taro balls, haha.

The gong really is a dragon.

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[Leopard, I Don't Know Either]

Blurb:

Cute pets + raising a child + a touch of showbiz

When a clouded leopard cultivated a human form, he was struck by lightning and transported to another world. Penniless, he ended up homeless on the streets.

He spent all night under a bridge fighting a homeless man over territory, and lost. From the man, he learned that someone was hiring a nanny.

So at two thirty in the morning, the clouded leopard knocked on the door of the family looking for a nanny.

The moment the door opened, the four-year-old's wails filled the air.

Looking at the man who was still awake, the clouded leopard wiggled his paws, bared his teeth, and beamed. “Hey, do you need someone to look after your kid?”

The man frowned even more at his tattered appearance.

The clouded leopard successfully lulled the child to sleep, drawing on his extensive experience raising little leopards. He smiled at the man. “I'm really useful. Just provide food and lodging, and you won't have to worry about childcare!”

Human, say yes! I'm easy to take care of!

And in the end, he was allowed to stay.

The Gu family has three treasures.

The eldest was determined to become a leading man in a billion-yuan box office hit. When a director said he couldn't act, the boy got furious, so the clouded leopard comforted him: “If you're no good at acting, you can be a pretty decoration instead.”

The second child came first in his whole school on his midterm exam in his final year of high school. His employer was too busy to attend the parents' meeting, so the clouded leopard went instead, basking in the admiration and envy of the other parents from beginning to end.

The youngest had just started kindergarten. One day, he came home sobbing and clung to the clouded leopard. “Xinxin says her family has a kitty, and I don't.”

The clouded leopard thought for a moment, then showed the youngest his tail. “But you have a leopard.”

Not long afterward, Gu Zhu asked, “The little one says there's a leopard in the house?”

The clouded leopard guiltily looked away. “No, there isn't.”

After several months of living in fear, Gu Zhu stopped asking, and the clouded leopard relaxed.

When the seasons changed, the clouded leopard went through those few days every leopard has, and Gu Zhu caught him in the act.

Unable to control himself, the clouded leopard pounced on Gu Zhu and bit him.

After waking up, the clouded leopard held his aching waist. He turned his head and saw Gu Zhu beside him, and immediately bristled.

His tail suddenly tightened. Gu Zhu gripped it, stared at him, and asked, “Why do you have a tail?”

The clouded leopard blinked and swished his tail, pretending to be confused. “Leopard, I don't know either.”

The second and third children are adopted, and the eldest is a relative's child.

Adorable little leopard x stern daddy, sweet and fluffy.

Also, please check out my upcoming novel, [The Spoiled Brat Who Fell Into a Rich Family's Adopted-Heir Novel]

Blurb:

Song Li transmigrated into a novel about an adopted heir in a wealthy family as a spoiled brat.

Song Li: I know this one.

His mother died when he was eight, and his father died when he was ten. He was adopted by relatives.

Other orphans were grateful to be adopted, but he went the other way, making as much trouble as he could for his relatives.

Being a spoiled brat was his specialty.

When Song Li woke up in the hospital, he saw his biological parents come to confront him, the protagonist gong's love interest pretending to cry, and the protagonist gong looking impatient. He was ready to show off and make trouble until they were furious, when a System suddenly appeared.

It told him he had only thirty days left to live. To extend his life, he had to earn other people's favor or touch someone whose energy matched his own.

Song Li looked at the four people in front of him who didn't care about the original host at all and sneered. “Do these people really deserve my effort to win their favor?”

He drove them all away, thinking he might as well live out his thirty days. Then, at the hospital, he ran into a man who was exactly his type.

Deep-set eyes, a high nose bridge, and a shirt stretched tight across his broad frame when he moved. With gold-rimmed glasses, he looked especially like a refined villain.

Song Li changed his mind at once. “I want to win his favor!”

But this man was too hard to deal with. The System told Song Li to find someone else, but he refused. He deliberately showed off his slim waist and stuck out his butt in front of the man.

The man walked away without even glancing at him.

Song Li didn't see it and excitedly asked the System, “Did he see me?”

System: I can't bear to watch.

Song Li tried every trick in the book and finally managed to raise the man's favor by one point, earning himself an extra day of life.

Later, his favorability stopped increasing, so Song Li had no choice but to touch Cen Shizhou to extend his life.

At first, it was just touching his hand and face.

Gradually, it developed into touching his abs, kissing, and then... taking off their clothes.

The Song family had been very quiet lately. They hadn't heard the spoiled young master's voice in ages, and they weren't used to it.

At a banquet, the couple brought along their carefully dressed adopted son, only to see Song Li in a tailored suit, so handsome that he drew every eye.

A man stood beside him, elegant and dignified.

Just as they were wondering which man could possibly put up with him, Song Li seemed to say something, and the man bent down and picked him up.

When the man turned around, revealing his face, everyone was too shocked to speak.

The one carrying Song Li was none other than Cen Shizhou, the powerful CEO of the Cen Group.

Song Li looked over Cen Shizhou's arm at his biological parents and the protagonist's love interest, and smiled at their astonished faces.

After the banquet, they demanded to know how he had gotten involved with Cen Shizhou.

He shrugged. “I just acted spoiled.”

Theme: Always keep moving forward.