I Raised a Gluttonous Samoyed

[A silly, greedy, illiterate Samoyed VS a taciturn, fatherly, rugged man]

Gao Gao was a carefree little Samoyed dog immortal in the celestial realm, but he was punished and sent to the mortal world after greedily biting through a red thread of fate.

Bring back one red thread, and you'll get a can of food as a reward.

To support himself, he turned into a Samoyed puppy and tottered over to one of the people he'd wronged, Jing Hang. He nuzzled the man's palm with his fluffy muzzle.

The cold-faced man reluctantly took him home.

So at night, Gao Gao tied red threads around flowers, plants, cats, and dogs, while during the day he tried every which way to find his owner a wife.

"You've been running outside a lot lately. Is it time to get you neutered?"

At that, Gao Gao was so startled he fell off the roof, landing squarely in his owner's arms.

A youth with skin as white as jade lay across a chocolate-colored set of muscles, bound tightly by a red thread with nowhere to escape.

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Though Gao Gao had become human, his intelligence was a real headache.

He had the looks of a pampered young master, yet could barely recognize a few characters. It was bad enough that he liked squabbling with the village dogs, but if you took your eyes off him, he'd go roll around in the mud.

He'd finally gotten a human body, only to pout and say he wanted to be Jing Hang's wife.

"Big Brother, what kind of wife do you want?"

"I don't like men."

After firmly rejecting Gao Gao's confession, Jing Hang taught him to read and sent him to school, hoping he wouldn't become overly dependent on him.

"So this character isn't pronounced Hang?"

Gao Gao kept muttering, "I've got the wrong person. I'm doomed," then turned around and ran off with his cans of food on his back.

The next time they met, Gao Gao was trailing behind someone else like a little puppy. "Big Brother, what kind of wife do you want?"

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Gao Gao had an incredible sense of smell. He could sniff out what people liked and disliked, and could tell in an instant if someone had food in their mouth.

Pinned down by the giant marshmallow, Jing Hang helplessly spat out his cold medicine. "I wasn't sneaking any tasty food behind your back."

Someone else was the one who liked sneaking snacks.

Ever since Gao Gao had overeaten and ended up in the hospital, Jing Hang panicked whenever the little guy moved his mouth.

"Open up."

Gao Gao was very unhappy when his mouth was pried open. He chomped down with a growl, only for the other man to pinch his cheeks.

"Like biting people, do you?"

"Here, bite something else."

Punished, Gao Gao covered his muzzle and whined, swearing he'd never turn human again.

Theme: World peace!