The World-Weary Little Brat Runs Away

[The main story is complete, with bonus chapters coming soon. Thank you to all the little angels supporting the official release!]

[Blunt, pampered, self-destructive bottom (Su) VS sharp-tongued, jealous, fatherly top (Rong)]

Su Louyu opened his eyes and found himself five years in the future. His boyfriend, who should have been in the throes of a passionate romance with him, coldly told him they had broken up.

"You have a new boyfriend."

He never saw the new boyfriend, but his "ex," who said they should keep their distance, acted like a housekeeper, coaxing him to eat and chasing him around with medicine, practically wanting to chew it up and feed it to him.

The problem was his attitude. If Su Louyu refused to eat, he would glare and scold him.

He even installed a tracker on his phone and put surveillance cameras around the house, not even sparing the corners of the bathroom. He kept his eyes on Su Louyu every second of the day.

Su Louyu assumed the other man was simply insecure, until he regained all his memories.

After Su Louyu ran away in the middle of the night while seriously ill,

the man who claimed not to care whether he lived or died completely broke down.

*

Rong Qinlan got a call from the ex he had broken up with five years ago. He had meant to cruelly ignore it.

But hearing the man's feeble voice, he couldn't help softening and returning home.

His little ex had amnesia and mistook him for the scumbag current boyfriend who had vanished without a trace.

How could someone as proud as him become another man's substitute...?

"Be good. Don't you dare run."

After Su Louyu promised him again and again, he let himself become a despicable opportunist who took advantage of his weakness, even trying to erase the current boyfriend's existence.

But the man who had taken the initiative to kiss him and say he loved him one moment tied him up and abandoned him in a hotel the next, leaving without looking back.

Once again, he was an abandoned dog.

*

Su Louyu, caught for the nth time trying to escape, pitifully showed Rong Qinlan the red marks on his wrists.

"Ge, it hurts..."

This time, Rong Qinlan didn't soften.

"It has to hurt for you to learn your lesson."

Rong Qinlan wanted to punish him, but the heartless little thing had made his body so fragile that even the slightest rough treatment made him cry until he couldn't catch his breath, scaring Rong Qinlan's heart into pounding.

"Xiao Yu, what am I supposed to do with you?"

His heart ached terribly.

"Can we please stop breaking up?"

PS: Both leads are pure in body and heart. They only ever have eyes for each other. 1v1, older top, happy ending.

Coming soon:

I Really Can't Get Pregnant

[Slow-witted, cold-faced, adorable, pampered bottom VS self-deluded, devoted, family-man top]

To avenge his parents, Qiao Zhen took the initiative to get into the bed of his nemesis, Shi Boxiao, and became his lover.

After getting his revenge, Qiao Zhen left the capital in the middle of the night. Then he heard that Shi Boxiao had put a bounty on his head and was searching for him everywhere.

Knowing he had wronged the man, Qiao Zhen also wanted to put an end to things as soon as possible.

"Daddy, hug me."

Who knew a little tyke who looked almost exactly like Shi Boxiao would latch onto him...?

"Qiao Zhen, long time no see."

When Shi Boxiao caught up with Qiao Zhen, the little tyke was in his arms, nursing.

He heard his former sugar daddy grit his teeth and say, "You even have a child now?"

Qiao Zhen wanted to say the child wasn't his, but the little one's eyes and mouth looked like they had been carved from the same mold as his.

*

On the first day after Qiao Zhen left, Shi Boxiao wanted to tear up the earth to find him and make him pay.

On the second day, he began to wonder if he had done something wrong.

On the third day, after learning that Qiao Zhen had only used him, Shi Boxiao wanted to make him pay again.

On the nth day, snow drifted past the window. Shi Boxiao's eyes were bloodshot when he found an unfamiliar, empty medicine bottle in the house.

But when he finally caught Qiao Zhen, he hadn't even had time to carry out the thick book of revenge plans he'd written before he nearly passed out from anger at the child in Qiao Zhen's arms.

He had searched for him day and night, afraid Qiao Zhen might be bullied out there, and the man had been living it up so much he even had a son?!

But...

Why did the child look more and more like one he and Qiao Zhen had together?

Could it be...?

"Don't look at me. I can't do that."

But Shi Boxiao didn't believe Qiao Zhen. He assumed the man didn't trust him to be a good father and was just making excuses to keep running away with the baby.

"I'll admit the child is mine. I'm willing to raise him."

When he said this, Shi Boxiao felt like the most responsible man alive.

But Qiao Zhen gave him a complicated look and shoved the little one into his arms. "Hurry up and find the child's mother. Take responsibility and treat her well."

Shi Boxiao: "???"

Wait! Wasn't Qiao Zhen the child's mother?

Qiao Zhen: I really can't get pregnant.

Afraid of being mistaken for a heartless bastard who abandoned his wife and child, Shi Boxiao took the little one for a paternity test in the middle of the night, then wailed and swore to Qiao Zhen:

"I swear I haven't been messing around! The kid isn't mine!"

"I really mean it!!!"

"I was a virgin when I got with you, and aside from my right hand, I've never touched anyone else!"

Bonus scene:

In Shi Boxiao's eyes, Qiao Zhen was the moon hanging high in the sky, aloof and untouchable.

Until one day, after taking a shower and wearing his shirt, Qiao Zhen hugged his knees and said solemnly, "It felt so good last time. Can we do it again?"

Shi Boxiao was so overwhelmed by his cuteness he could have launched himself into the sky and exploded like fireworks.

His Qiao Zhen was so adorable, saying something so hot with a straight face.

PS: 1v1, both leads are pure, older top, the child isn't theirs.

Theme: Everyone deserves to be loved