[Tang Dynasty] Did I Become an Empress Through Cram School?

Father, the teacher in my dream told me that women can do the same things as men. So does Zisi have to pee standing up too?

Li Shimin: ...?

Every night in her dreams, Princess Li Mingda of Jinyang attended tutoring classes for the high school entrance exams. At just six years old, she had to study math, English, and chemistry, and the pressure of the exams often left her sobbing.

Li Shimin, who loved his daughter more than life itself, felt sorry for her. "Why does a princess of the Great Tang need to learn all this useless stuff? Listen to your father. You don't have to study anymore!"

Li Mingda nodded happily. "Father, then does Zisi also get to stop learning that the Great Tang will fall to a foreign clan in its third generation?"

Li Shimin: ...I'm done for.

Soon, Li Shimin was asking Zisi about her lessons every day.

Zisi tugged at her mother and toddled off, speaking in her baby voice. "The teacher said that men with harems are all patriarchal jerks. Mother, let's go. You're so tired, I'll find you a handsome young companion to help you relax."

Empress Zhangsun: ...?

Though Princess Jinyang's remarks grew stranger and stranger, they also grew more wholesome.

She even invented useful things like soap, glass, and cement. Everyone in and outside the palace adored Zisi, and the powerful aristocratic families were eager to have their sons marry into the imperial family.

Before long, Zisi was old enough to be engaged. Li Shimin let her choose for herself.

Then Li Shimin found himself staring thoughtfully at the eighteen young men standing before him.

Fang Xuanling was delighted. "Princess Jinyang will be my daughter-in-law!"

Du Ruhui was overjoyed. "The princess has chosen my youngest son!"

Yuchi Gong cheered. "My son has made me proud!"

Wei Zheng was shocked. "Why has the princess chosen my daughter too?"

Many years later, the young men waited and waited, but the harem of the princess who loved to keep her options open never came. Instead, the little princess had become an empress?

Note left on 2025/4/23. The blurb has been screenshotted with the date. Plagiarism will be pursued.

Point: The daily life of Emperor Wu of Han raising a child