Fiercely Lashing My Tongue as I Bite the Married Man with Mom Vibes

[Sharp-witted pretty top VS somewhat wooden, husbandly bottom]

On the day Fu Yujing turned twenty-seven,

his fiance, Chu Chiyou, was tied up and brought to his bed.

That was how he learned he had a childhood betrothal.

Fu Yujing thought it was absurd.

He planned to untie him and go back together to clear things up.

But the moment he appeared in front of Chu Chiyou,

Chu Chiyou's eyes lit up, and he came charging over with his tongue lolling.

As he ran, he shouted, “Mommy! Mommy! Let me bury my face in you! Let me suck on you!”

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Fu Yujing realized his little fiance was a strange one.

One moment, he was loudly complaining about how unreasonable the engagement was.

The next, he could hardly wait to crawl into Fu Yujing's bed and get things started.

And Fu Yujing was even stranger. He'd only ever liked fruit trees and livestock.

But under this pretty young man's relentless pursuit,

somehow, he really did go and register their marriage!

The moment Chu Chiyou got their marriage certificate, he kissed Fu Yujing on the cheek.

“Zhuangzhuang, darling, you have to treat me well from now on, okay?”

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After they married, Chu Chiyou went back and forth between the company and the farm every day.

When he got home, he'd act pitiful and say he was tired, then bury himself against Fu Yujing, nuzzling and rubbing up against him to get some perks.

Fu Yujing was so taken with Chu Chiyou's every affectionate “Zhuangzhuang, darling” that he gave him whatever he wanted.

Whenever they went out to work, Chu Chiyou followed behind him.

Fu Yujing could swing a hoe two li through the air, and he picked fruit so fast sparks seemed to fly.

They'd fallen for each other's looks, and their days together were tender and sweet.

Until one day, Fu Yujing noticed his belly getting bigger and bigger...

Chu Chiyou patted his round belly. “So Zhuangzhuang, darling, can have a baby after all!”

(2025.9.12)

Theme: Good things might happen just around the next bend