Jiang Yuxun got saddled with a very unprofessional System.
(I)
In the first world, it gave him three beginner-level tasks.
1. Make the male lead realize he's gay.
2. Get the male lead to tip 200,000 during a livestream.
3. Get the male lead to come out of the closet and confess of his own accord.
So, during a thunderstorm, Cheng Yuzhuo, who had been single for thirty years and was determined to find a partner this year, received a call from an unknown number.
The voice on the phone said, "You're gay."
Cheng Yuzhuo was so freaked out that he stayed awake until dawn. He climbed Mount Kongtong in the middle of the night.
There was nothing Jiang Yuxun could do. Looking at that face, which was exactly like his ex-boyfriend's, he just couldn't get it up.
So he set up his livestreaming equipment and changed into a fox maid outfit he had redeemed from Old Eight System, striking a seductive pose.
Cheng Yuzhuo immediately tipped 200,000 by card. After earning a chance to call in and make a request, he put on a breathy voice and smiled brightly. "Can we go on a date?"
After a few dates, Cheng Yuzhuo couldn't get enough. Just as he was ready to take things further, Jiang Yuxun yanked off his long-haired wig and stared straight at him. "You're gay."
That night, Cheng Yuzhuo climbed Mount Kongtong for the second time.
(II)
In the second game world, Old Eight System had picked up some bad habits. It issued three beginner tasks Jiang Yuxun couldn't refuse.
1. Corner the male lead against a wall.
2. Get into an intense altercation with the male lead in bed.
3. Do everything possible to give the male lead a happy marriage.
On a dark and stormy night, Jiang Yuxun pinned the man to the bed, his face grim as he gritted his teeth in anger.
The unprofessional little System: Wall-cornering, check?
Old Eight System: An intense altercation... Uh... At the very least, shouldn't you take off some clothes first?
Jiang Yuxun glumly took off his shirt.
Ji Chengli gave him a knowing look, then got beaten up pretty badly.
Jiang Yuxun: "In bed, intense, altercation. All conditions met."
When Ji Chengli woke up, he was furious. He packed his bags in the middle of the night and moved into the villa across the way. His sugar daddy hits him! He couldn't keep being a canary like this!
(III)
The System gave him just one incredibly difficult restriction: he was mute.
In this world, he became a beautiful young widow in a farming village, constantly coveted by others.
But he was a mute with a tendency to cry uncontrollably, and the person he had to save was a sickly, lame, unloved young master.
Every disadvantage stacked on top of the others.
Old Eight System told him that to cure his voice, he would need to trade in lots of little pink points or affection points.
He had no choice but to sneak into the man's bed and beg to cuddle. At first, his target barely paid him any attention, but in the end, he was always looking for ways to tease him.
His voice still wasn't cured. Whenever he was teased too much, he could only shakily gesture with his fingers to show that he didn't want this anymore.
But the man simply smiled, pretended not to understand, and replied quite calmly, "I can't make out what you're saying. Does that mean you want to keep going?"
During the day, to avoid drawing attention, he turned back into a young master in a wheelchair. The village women gossiped that he was so frail already, yet he still couldn't stop thinking about that little fox at home.
A few notes:
1. This story doesn't have much logic. Because of the length, I'll only write four short worlds, though there are others, and the order might change.
3. I'm rewriting all 24 chapters I posted before. Mwah!
Theme: One day, I'll overcome every hardship and reach the heights I dream of.
Next book: Every system wants to take advantage of me, who is full of rebelliousness [Quick Travel]
The Narcissus article that promotes my partner → I don't want to redeem the villain
None of the donkeys in the production team rest like this! After saving for a week, I only got this much! The author comes out to suffer si!
Say, why hasn't it been updated yet?
I'm about to enter v. Congratulations. Please update more after I enter v.
Pre-received articles, please collect them: All the gods want to take advantage of me, who is full of rebelliousness [quickly wear it]
Recommend good-looking articles about my partner → I don't want to redeem the villain
Do you just like straight balls? I love watching them, hahahaha
I support my brother, they are not suitable for each other.
Rouse, it's been over a year, and I thought this book was almost finished…
Agree. Even if you rack your brains for 40 minutes to write an essay, it will only amount to a few hundred words.
Next book: Every system wants to take advantage of me, who is full of rebelliousness [Quick Travel] The Narcissus article that promotes my partner → I don't want to redeem the villain
None of the donkeys in the production team rest like this! After saving for a week, I only got this much! The author comes out to suffer si!
Say, why hasn't it been updated yet?
I'm about to enter v. Congratulations. Please update more after I enter v.
Pre-received articles, please collect them: All the gods want to take advantage of me, who is full of rebelliousness [quickly wear it] Recommend good-looking articles about my partner → I don't want to redeem the villain
Do you just like straight balls? I love watching them, hahahaha
I support my brother, they are not suitable for each other.
Rouse, it's been over a year, and I thought this book was almost finished…
Agree. Even if you rack your brains for 40 minutes to write an essay, it will only amount to a few hundred words.
Looks good, update soon, update soon