I Tied the Knot with the Wrong Obsessive Exam Proctor and Now I Can't Get Away

Character descriptions: 1. A cool-looking Taoist priest seme who's secretly an S type and loves teasing people, then blushes himself VS a thick-headed uke who keeps getting teased but never realizes it 2. A scheming, black-hearted, white-lotus actor Alpha seme who thinks his wife is everything and wants to cuddle with her every day VS an uke who says, "Don't flirt with me. I just want to set you up with someone." 3. A tsundere flower god seme who's all, "I won't pursue you, but you have to come after me," VS an uke who only wants to make money 4. A delinquent seme who slacks off at everything except sexually harassing Zhou Qiqi VS an uke who's determined to keep him from slacking off and is always sure he'll meet a gruesome end on the street 5. A dark-hearted, possessive, obsessive and cruel caretaker seme who appears gentle on the outside VS a little spirit pet uke who desperately tries to placate him to stay alive * Blurb for the third story: When Zhou Qiqi opened her eyes again, she saw a woman so alluring she looked like a demon. Her hands were firmly bound, and the walls beside her were lined with instruments she didn't dare look at too closely. Her chest was covered in scars, shallow and deep. She had been forced to use her heart's blood to nurture a little spirit pet. But Wen Jian still didn't let her go. "I'll make sure you can never leave me again, and never dare step outside the trap I've laid for you." * [During the five assessments, Zhou Qiqi kept feeling that something was wrong.] Why do flowers bloom on my turtle shell every time the flower god sees me? Why does the Alpha end up bedridden for two months every time she gets a small cut on her hand? And why does she secretly grin at me every time I look after her? Why does this female pervert keep whistling at me? She keeps slipping little wildflowers into my pocket, and even though I'm allergic to pollen, she says my sneezing means I'm thinking of her! Even after I turned into a turtle spirit pet, this caretaker still wouldn't leave me alone. She even wants me to use her blood to nurture a little spirit pet! Zhou Qiqi knelt on the ground. "Good heavens, I only wanted to take an exam and get a certificate. Why do I have to go through all this?" Theme: Love the work you do