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1. 251 修 A Guide to Cultivation Civilization: Prologue 1, The Prelude to the Mystic Thunder 修真文明指南——序章1，玄雷前传 Crispy Pork Belly香脆五花肉11k WordsCompleted A Guide to Cultivation Civilization: Prologue 1, The Prelude to Xuan Lei 2.2kReads—Score130Shelves
2. 252 修 A Guide to Cultivation Civilization: Prologue 2, A Lonely Road to Immortality 修真文明指南——序章2，仙途陌路 Crispy Pork Belly香脆五花肉31k WordsCompleted A Guide to Cultivation Civilization: Prologue 2, The Immortal Path Diverges 768Reads—Score105Shelves
3. 253 流 Flowing Water, Fleeting Youth 流水不芳华 Heavenly Path Bow天行弓Female-Channel Fanfiction9k WordsCompleted The Flowing Water Knows No Springtime 37Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Hilarious and bizarre, you've got the best stuff!

4. 254 人 People on Earth Won't Have Kids, and Even the Gods in Heaven Are Panicking! 人间不愿生娃，天上神仙都急了！ Heavenly Path Bow天行弓9k WordsCompleted People on earth don't want to have children, and even the gods in heaven are panicking! 23Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 255 为 To Have More Babies, Even the Gods Go Wild (The Mortal Realm)! 为了多生娃，神仙也疯狂（人间篇）！ Heavenly Path Bow天行弓8k WordsCompleted Even Immortals Go Wild to Have More Kids (The Mortal Realm Arc)! 65Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 256 丽 Lisi's Smuggling Adventure 丽丝偷渡记 Heavenly Path Bow天行弓7k WordsCompleted Lisi's Smuggling Journey 30Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 257 我 I'm Mentally Ill. So What If I Know a Little Immortal Magic? 我，精神病，会亿点仙术怎么了 Author Little Xiaobai作者小小白Urban595k WordsCompleted [Unhinged + Rampaging System + Absurd Comedy + Scheming + Fast-Paced + Goddesses Pursue Him] Qin Chuan transmigrates into the real son of a wealthy family, who was sent to a mental hospital by his parents. On the day he is discharged, he saves a beautiful CEO and accidentally binds himself to the Rampaging Life System. From then on, Qin Chuan lives life at full throttle, wielding a butcher's knife to hack his way through the entire universe. “Old man, do you think you can push me around? So what 892Reads6.4Score103Shelves

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   Funny, abstract, and weird all at once

8. 258 这 This Alchemist Plays Dirty 这个炼丹师玩的真脏啊 Shu Dong术栋Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted Eastern fantasy, a world of immortal cultivation, no tired old tropes. The daily life of a lunatic cultivator: no pressure, just easygoing fun. I think it’s hilarious, anyway, though most readers find it bizarre. There’s no tragic, angst-filled plot. The protagonist, Huang Liang, accidentally transmigrates and sells novels in the cultivation world, only to have them pirated. He starts an online business, only to have it brutally seized. His human-puppet dolls are so well-made that nobody buys t 4.8kReads8.7Score426Shelves
9. 259 邪 Evil Cultivator: The Era After Immortality 邪修：后修仙时代 Wild Poria野生茯苓Sci-Fi & Apocalypse349k WordsCompleted The mighty shattered the entire world in their quest to ascend, and the old order collapsed with a crash. The human inheritance was fractured once more. The geniuses of the new age suddenly discovered that the ancients had returned. My name is Lu Bai. I was a guardian of humanity in the previous age, one who defied tribulation, a Dao Master of the unorthodox path, and also… the [Great Patriarch of the Unorthodox Path, True Lord of Dream Fate and Transformation, who Slays Life, Destroys the Dao, 571Reads6.8Score—Shelves
10. 260 游 Cultivating Immortality in a Game: The Despicable Outsider 游戏修仙：卑鄙的外乡修士 Shu Dong术栋Eastern Fantasy542k WordsCompleted [Soul Travel] [Open World] [Game Progression] [Cultivation] [Game Mechanics] [Underhanded] [Immortal Sect] [Lighthearted] [Female Lead] (The score is low because it was just released.) Bai Lang deliberately transmigrates into the Cultivation world and discovers he seems to have brought game mechanics with him: warnings for enemy attacks, yellow flashes, red flashes, parries, deflections, blocks, dodges, invincible frames while rolling, stagger executions, deathblows, and bonfire healing. And tha 2.1kReads8.4Score209Shelves
11. 261 这 There’s Something Seriously Wrong with This Game 这游戏十分有十二分不对劲 Hua Yanyu花炎语Sports279k WordsOngoing If a strange app mysteriously appeared on your phone, would you tap on it? If you discovered that one of the games you played could affect reality, or that the two worlds affected each other, would you still focus only on the game? A warlock with an unlimited skill pool who swings a ten-meter greatsword at your head over the slightest disagreement, or Zhao Yun, who comes with exceptionally high damage resistance and charges like a silver dragon at the drop of a hat. Which would you prefer? If ne 13Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's funny, the jokes are non-stop, but it lacks any abstract elements.

12. 262 新 After Our Wedding-Night Divorce, the God of War Prince Goes Mad Chasing Me 新婚夜和离后，战神王爷追疯了 Listening To Rain At Star Pond星池听雨Ancient Romance361k WordsCompleted [Hilarious power fantasy + ancient setting + transmigration + romance + sweet doting love + pocket dimension + both reborn + cultivation] Special agent Chu Zhaoning transmigrates, and things get downright absurd! Before she can even open her eyes, a masked bastard ambushes her from behind. She flies into a rage, and the consequences are serious. Without another word, she unleashes the secret move she has treasured for years: tickling his armpits. But the bastard is no pushover! Chu Zhaoning give 9.2kReads8.4Score1kShelves

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    This is hilarious! I laughed from beginning to end, every single chapter was a laugh riot.

13. 263 三 A Three Kingdoms Man's Must-Read Guide to Raising a Magical Girl 三国猛男必看的魔法少女养成手册 Zhegao柘皋19k WordsCompleted A Magical Girl Raising Handbook for Three Kingdoms Tough Guys 150Reads—Score—Shelves

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    After reading this, I feel completely enlightened and understand many things. [Eating popcorn emoji]

14. 264 直 A Straight Man's Escape from the Fairy-Tale World 直男童话世界逃生记 Zhegao柘皋5k WordsCompleted A Straight Guy's Escape from a Fairy-Tale World 271Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 265 我 I Just Wanted to Work Out. How Did I Become the Terminator? 我就想健个身，怎么成终结者了？ Traveler of Jiangnan江南游者Urban203k WordsOngoing [Scheming] [Face-Slapping] [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] [Urban Fantasy] [Funny and Lighthearted] [Urban Superpowers] Others awaken superpowers: controlling fire, controlling electricity, making clones, flying. Jiang Sen awakens the power to turn you back into an ordinary person. Then he uses the muscles he has trained for years to have a “friendly” talk with you about life. Jiang Sen: “Powers? They’re nothing in front of me. Prepare to face my Lion’s Fist!!!” Awakened superpowers? All flash 47Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The book is incredibly imaginative, with a thrilling plot and a constant stream of laughs, especially in the later chapters which are filled with hilarious and absurd everyday cases. The first few chapters don't quite capture its charm; just read a few more and you'll discover its delightful aspects.

16. 266 开 After Becoming a Rideshare Driver, I Started Dealing with the Weirdest Passengers 开网约车后，我专治奇葩乘客 Cloud Perch, Clear Inkstone云栖清砚Modern Romance243k WordsCompleted Driving a rideshare, you see the city's fakest posturing, its most genuine struggles, its silliest pretensions, and its warmest everyday moments. No rat race, no manipulation, no walking on eggshells. The wheels keep turning, healing all the wear and tear of daily life. 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Recommended light novels

17. 267 玄 Xuanxue Good-for-Nothing: I Read Minds and Fooled the Entire Internet! 玄学废柴：靠读心骗疯全网！ Year of the Red Hare赤兔年Modern Romance328k WordsOngoing As the only good-for-nothing in a family of metaphysical practitioners, Su Yixin was kicked out of the house. To make ends meet, she started livestreaming fortune-telling. She couldn't draw talismans or read feng shui, but she could read minds. "Master, my son is missing. Please tell me where he is!" Listening to the thoughts of the auntie on the call, Su Yuxin heard [Isn't her son hiding under my bed playing video games?] Calmly, she shook her tortoiseshell divination blocks. "Your son has a co —Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 268 网 I Catfished the Capital’s Buddhist Tycoon 网恋骗到京圈佛子 Year of the Red Hare赤兔年Modern Romance247k WordsCompleted Jiang Wan’s online-dating scam blows up after she swindles her top donor out of three million gold coins. At least now she can afford her younger brother’s surgery! But the top donor turns out to be her direct boss, and he puts out a company-wide manhunt for her! On the surface, she’s a timid, innocent office worker. Behind the scenes, she’s a shameless virtual streamer who uses AI-generated faces to trick people into falling for her. And the elite anti-tracking skills she’s so proud of have now 4.6kReads—Score604Shelves
19. 269 全 My Entire Clan Is Single, So This Old Ancestor Has to Lead the Charge and Snatch a Bride 全族单身狗，老祖我被迫带头抢亲 Rabbit Eats Bones兔子吃骨头Eastern Fantasy422k WordsCompleted Other ancestors emerge from seclusion to destroy the world. I came out to find my grandson a match? From the start, my lifespan is nearly over, and every single member of my clan is a ten-thousand-year-old bachelor! To stay alive, I’m forced to launch a full-scale matchmaking campaign! Human or demon, if she’s a woman, she’s my grandson’s future bride! My eldest grandson thinks the Saintess is too weak? One slap knocks her out, and off to the bridal chamber she goes! My second grandson is afraid 5kReads6.0Score435Shelves

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    The immortal emperor, who could destroy stars with a flick of his finger, suddenly only had three days left to live! The system forced him to become the number one matchmaker in the immortal realm—his grandson marrying a saintess would grant him an extra ten thousand years of lifespan; his great-grandson having a baby would directly reward him with an ancient imperial weapon! Li Changsheng shouldered the life-extending bell and kicked open the gates of various clans: "My Li family's son is matched with your sect's goddess, and the betrothal gifts... Are three thousand immortal veins enough? If not, I'll add an imperial-grade washboard that I personally forged!" The entire immortal realm exploded: This ancestor went mad, even pledging himself as a dowry! [On the day his useless great-grandson was jilted, the ancestor carried an immortal emperor's coffin to the door: "Granddaughter-in-law, look at this betrothal gift... Can we consummate the marriage right away?"]

20. 270 上 What's Wrong with Learning a Little Magic at School? 上学会点术法怎么了？ September Bamboo九月的竹子Urban146k WordsOngoing [Urban Fantasy, Semi-Martial Arts, Everyday Life, Memes, Absurdity, Ensemble Cast, Five-Zone Brothers, Campus, Combat, Heartwarming, Romance] Dorm 404 is truly a place full of extraordinary people. Shen Mingran, who knows a bit of magic. Gongyi Qiu, from a family of martial artists. Xiang Wei, a technology mastermind. And Ning Congyi, who has a demonic-pill form. One female lead, with a white-haired yandere form! 85Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I'd like to recommend one of my own writings.

21. 271 张 Zhang Sangou’s Get-Rich Journal 张三狗发财笔记 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban2.7M WordsCompleted A comedy novel with absolutely no pretensions. A poor boy from the mountains refuses to settle for an ordinary life and ventures out into the world, carving out a place for himself through his own efforts. The cast of bizarre characters will have you laughing out loud. It gets more and more exciting as it goes. San Gou grows more mature and more cunning, with more and more schemes brewing in his head. In the end, he makes it! He becomes a billionaire. His journey is a whirlwind of chaos and laug 58.4kReads8.7Score6kShelves

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    This book is suitable for people with severe depression; you might accidentally laugh so hard you're rolling on the floor.

22. 272 重 Reborn as a Simpleton, I Became a Billionaire by Collecting Scrap 重生二傻子，靠收破烂成亿万富豪 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban444k WordsCompleted A ninety-three-year-old man from another timeline transmigrates to 1982. His soul takes up residence in the body of a high school student nicknamed Ersha, or “Second Fool.” The student is known as the king of repeaters. At twenty-three, he is still in high school. The original owner of the body, Wu Dazhi, was nicknamed Gouzi as a child. Despite his towering build and weight of over two hundred pounds, he was timid by nature and afraid of trouble. People bullied him constantly, but he never dared 10.3kReads6.3Score819Shelves
23. 273 别 Everyone Else Transmigrates into a Book to Beat It, but I Only Want to Die 别人穿书求通关，我穿书一心求死 Unyielding Sweet Potato不屈地瓜Historical491k WordsCompleted [Unhinged comedy, fun and games, System, endless transmigration into books, seeking death, the Myriad Worlds] The moment the damn System dragged him into a book, Qin Feng nearly broke down. He’d just bought a lottery ticket and won the jackpot: a hundred million! What? He had to finish the plot and clear the book to return to the real world? Otherwise, he’d be sent into another book on the next round? Well, fine. No big deal. He could wait a few more days. Wait! Are you kidding me? It takes nine 238Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Crazy/Funny/System/Infinite Transmigration/Death-Seeking/Multiverse] The protagonist wins a hundred million in the lottery, but is forced into an infinite cycle of transmigrating through various worlds. Only a reasonable death can return him to the real world. So, the protagonist tries to die, but never succeeds. He can only keep traveling between different worlds.

24. 274 活 I Became the Indestructible Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 活成三国不死小强，谁都杀不掉我 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction24k WordsCompleted I’ve Become the Undying Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 60Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The result... They won? That's it? Even my surrender couldn't stop the German victory? Just as I was completely dumbfounded, a dozen French soldiers, rifles raised, hands over their heads, trembling, walked out from the front lines and shouted in broken German, "Surrender! We surrender! Don't shoot!" The cheers of victory instantly resounded across the battlefield! All the German soldiers cheered wildly, jumping for joy.

25. 275 松 Cooking Snow Beneath the Pines, Listening to the Years Flow By 松间煮雪听流年 Highway Cat公路猫Fantastical Romance302k WordsCompleted (Invincible protagonist, satisfying contrast, everyone gets a happy ending, absolutely no angst) Deep in Mount Taixu stands a nameless little temple. The old Taoist who lives there does little each day beyond sweeping snow, brewing tea, and listening to the wind. Then one day, a badly wounded nine-tailed fox tumbles through the temple gate. The old Taoist sighs, pulls a sword sealed away for a thousand years from his sleeve, then turns around, chops some firewood, and brews the fox a cup of tea. 148Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The story begins with the protagonist picking up a nine-tailed fox, who then refuses to leave, becoming a demon king. A lighthearted, comedic, slice-of-life, slow-paced cultivation adventure.

26. 276 女 Disguised as a Man in Court, I Became the Tyrant's Beloved 女扮男装上朝堂，成了暴君白月光 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance385k WordsCompleted [Hilarious transmigration into a book] [Historical romance] [Woman disguised as a man] [Palace and household intrigue] [Imperial examinations and political strategy] [Sweet, doting, and satisfying] [A devoted, powerful couple] Modern-day genius physician Ye Wan transmigrates into a book, becoming the useless eldest legitimate son of the Ye family, a powerful minister. The original owner was raised as a boy, and the whole family are villains. In three months, the entire family will be executed. A 1.2kReads6.7Score147Shelves

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    Laughing like a pig in the middle of the night: ① Hilarious mind-reading + gossip system 🍉 The prince is so angry from eating gossip that he laughs until his abs hurt ② Hilarious transmigration goddess doctor transmigrates into a coffin to be buried with the war god prince and kisses him awake, sweet and funny ③ Strong female protagonist, refreshing novel with space to punish scum and build a career, super satisfying ④ Hilarious transmigration goddess doctor disguised as a man becomes the tyrant's white moonlight, sweet and funny ⑤ Hilarious transmigration heroine swaps bodies with the demon lord, silly and funny, all kinds of crazy ⑥ Hilarious mind-reading tyrant with two personalities, jealous of each other, sweet and funny.

27. 277 我 I Went to the Gynecologist, and My Ex Was the Surgeon 我去看妇科，主刀医生是前任 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃36k WordsCompleted I went to see a gynecologist, and my ex was the surgeon. 6.9kReads—Score—Shelves

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    Super, incredibly funny, explosive

28. 278 结 On Our Seventh Anniversary, I Saw My Wife and Her Agent on the Sofa 结婚七周年，我亲眼看到妻子和经纪人在沙发上 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃10k WordsCompleted On our seventh wedding anniversary, I saw my wife and her agent on the sofa with my own eyes. 723Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 279 相 My Blind Date Is a Breast Specialist, and I Overheard His Thoughts 相亲对象是乳腺科医生，还被我听见了心声 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃Marriage & Romance26k WordsCompleted My blind date is a breast surgeon, and I overheard his thoughts. 582Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 280 副 Dungeon Invasion: From the Start, I Conquer the World-Ending Demoness, and the System Wants Me to Have Her Babies? 副本入侵：开局攻略灭世魔女，系统让我和她生猴子？ A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃43k WordsCompleted Instance Invasion: From the Start, I Conquer the World-Destroying Demoness, and the System Wants Me to Have Monkey Babies with Her? 2Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 281 我 After Opening a Hot Pot Restaurant in a Cliché Novel, Everyone Died of Embarrassment 我在狗血文里开火锅店后，全员社死了 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃9k WordsCompleted After I opened a hot pot restaurant in a melodramatic novel, the whole cast died of embarrassment 28Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 282 老 My Mom’s Favoritism Turned into a Blessing in Disguise 老妈的偏心，成了无心插柳柳成荫 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃10k WordsCompleted Mom's favoritism turned out to be a blessing in disguise 6Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 283 老 The Day My Wife Cheated, I Inherited 30 Billion 老婆出轨那天，我继承了300亿 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃7k WordsCompleted The Day My Wife Cheated, I Inherited 30 Billion 315Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 284 我 My Personal Bodyguard Is a Robot 我的贴身女保镖是机器人 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃10k WordsCompleted My Personal Bodyguard Is a Robot 9Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 285 救 Help! The Doctor Performing My Abortion Is My Ex-Boyfriend 救命！主刀我的人流手术的竟然是前男友 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃23k WordsCompleted Help! My Abortion Surgeon Turned Out to Be My Ex-Boyfriend 68Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 286 天 A Blind Box Fell from the Sky: My Nanobot Girlfriend 天降盲盒：我的纳米机器人女友 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃10k WordsCompleted A Blind Box Falls from the Sky: My Nanobot Girlfriend 2Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 287 吃 I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Completely Lost My Mind 吃了室友的糖，我彻底疯了 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃Completed I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Went Completely Crazy —Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 288 我 Something's Off About My Dog. He Steals My Underwear Every Day! 我家狗子不对劲，天天偷我的内衣！ A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃Completed Something's Wrong with My Dog: He Steals My Underwear Every Day! —Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 289 吃 I Ate My Roommate's Bird's Nest Soup, and She Said She Wanted to Be My Wife? 吃了室友的燕窝，她说要给我当老婆？ A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃8k WordsCompleted I Ate My Roommate's Bird's Nest Soup, and She Said She Wanted to Be My Wife? 96Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 290 穿 Reborn as a Puddle of Toxic Slime, I Tricked the Empress into Falling for Me 穿成一滩毒液后，我把女帝骗到手了 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃6k WordsCompleted After Reincarnating as a Puddle of Poison, I Tricked the Empress into Falling for Me 48Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 291 虫 The Zerg Queen Is Just My Appetizer! 虫族女王，我的开胃菜罢了！ A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃65k WordsCompleted The Insect Queen? Just an Appetizer! 2Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 292 我 I Accidentally Saw My Wife's Diary: If I Die, It Must Be Xiaoyou's Doing 我偶然看见妻子的日记，如果我死了，一定是小悠害的 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃17k WordsCompleted I Stumbled Upon My Wife's Diary: If I Die, Xiao You Must Be to Blame 1.5kReads—Score—Shelves
43. 293 我 After I Turned in a Blank Exam, My Whole Family Panicked 我交白卷后，全家不淡定了 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃19k WordsCompleted After I Turned In a Blank Exam, My Whole Family Lost Their Cool 1Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 294 我 My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统：竟然是一张嘴 Big Stuffed Sausage大馅肥肠Urban648k WordsOngoing [Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w 600Reads—Score102Shelves

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    A hilarious masterpiece with wildly imaginative plot twists

45. 295 我 My Immortal Cultivation Journey Is Bursting with Spring! 我的修仙之路，春意盎然哪！ Big Stuffed Sausage大馅肥肠Eastern Fantasy343k WordsOngoing [Immortal Cultivation] [Everyday Life] [Comedy] [Wild Imagination] [Mythology] [Monsters and Spirits] [Fantasy] [Cultivation] My name is Li Po. After being reborn, I became Zhu Bajie's disciple by a twist of fate, inherited his teachings, and entered the world of immortal cultivation through his introduction. Immortal cultivation, comedy, daily life, and a bevy of beauties have become the defining features of my cultivation journey, because I know full well that my way of cultivating is nothing —Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 296 灌 Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝 Big Stuffed Sausage大馅肥肠Anime Fanfiction1.9M WordsOngoing If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has 921Reads8.1Score—Shelves
47. 297 重 Back to the Beginner’s Village? No! I’m Here to Retire! 重回新手村？不！我是来养老的！ Tattered Immortal破烂仙人Ancient Romance3.2M WordsOngoing After completing 9,999 repair missions in minor worlds, Hua Yi decisively retires and chooses a world to spend her remaining years in. She seems like a fresh-faced newcomer who has just entered the world of cultivation, but behind the scenes, she’s a powerhouse who dares to go head-to-head with the Heavenly Dao! Along the way, she plays the pig to eat the tiger, picks up strays, and enjoys the gossip and drama. There’s the Child of Misfortune, sealed away by a powerful cultivator. There’s also t 9.8kReads9.2Score1.2kShelves

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    New ways of practicing evil cultivation

48. 298 大 Great Song Lotus Guard: A Transmigration That Begins with an Assassin 大宋芙蓉卫：穿越从刺客开始 Xiao Wu's Coffee小伍的咖啡Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing [Detective Mystery] [Historical Romance] [Transmigration] [Strong Female Lead] [Wuxia] [Medicine] In 2046, Jiang Man, an elite agent from the GA Bureau, leaps into the flames of war in the second year of Jianyan under the Southern Song, hoping to find her lost love. This is her second transmigration. Unexpectedly, an accident occurs on her very first day. She possesses Zilian, an assassin of the Furong Guards, who is gravely wounded and unconscious, and the fusion of their consciousness is viole 580Reads9.3Score108Shelves
49. 299 我 My Grandmaster Is Zhuge Liang 我的祖师爷是诸葛亮 Zhijin Di脂金地Urban1.1M WordsOngoing [Fantasy premise] [Urban supernatural powers] [Two Worlds] [Wits and strategy] [Three Kingdoms mysteries] Life is a play, and everything depends on your acting. Surrounded by enemies, fish in troubled waters. Make enemies believe they’re your friends, and make yourself seem like their enemy. Zeng Ming is plagued by a hidden ailment and has little time left to live. By sheer luck, he meets a benefactor and learns a life-saving spell passed down from Zhuge Liang. The trouble is, this spell comes w 2.2kReads9.5Score269Shelves
50. 300 无 No Spiritual Roots? I’ll Hunt Down the Heavenly Dao with My Mortal Body 无灵根？我以凡躯猎杀天道 Qi Qiao Linglong柒巧玲珑Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsOngoing On the day of the tournament, my cousin sighs that I have no spirit root. My fiancée demands to break off our engagement. My whole clan sees me as a burden, and the Heavenly Dao declares me a cripple. But no one knows that the [Myriad Daos Return to the Void System] I awakened tells me: Spirit roots are shackles imposed by the Heavenly Dao. Having no spirit root is what makes a person whole! From then on, I forge an original Great Dao that requires no spirit root. My cousin is a genius? I'll gra 8.4kReads9.3Score775Shelves

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