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1. 351 离 Unbelievable! My Father Was Angered to Death by Sun Quan, So I Turned Around and Secured Eastern Wu for Ten Years 离谱！我爹被孙权气死，我反手保住东吴十年 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Ancient Romance70k WordsCompleted Unbelievable! My father was angered to death by Sun Quan, so I turned around and kept Eastern Wu alive for another ten years. 34Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Her black bun was messy and her long hair was spread all over the floor. Her big watery eyes were instantly filled with tears, and her eyes were full of tears. "Plop" He knelt on the ground and crawled to my knees. His shoulders were shaking slightly, and the pear blossoms were raining. "Mr. Lang! It turns out you have a magic! Your magic is so powerful, why didn't you tell me earlier!" She lay softly on my knees, her body so weak that a gust of wind could blow her over, and she shed tears of grievance. I held up the mahogany sword and looked at the stunning wife crying on my knees, and was stunned on the spot. I was prepared to fight tooth and nail, but in the end, this seductress failed to take out my heart and just started to act coquettishly and admit her mistake? I let out a long sigh and threw the mahogany sword in my hand to the ground with a clang. I was speechless for a moment. This plot is completely different from what I expected.

2. 352 新 On Our Wedding Night, the Fox Demon Bared Her Fangs. I Pulled Out a Peachwood Sword, and She Immediately Started Acting Cute 新婚夜狐妖露獠牙，我掏出桃木剑她当场撒娇 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Marriage & Romance48k WordsCompleted On our wedding night, the fox demon bared her fangs, so I pulled out a peachwood sword. She immediately started acting coy. 48Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 353 乱 A Valiant Woman in Troubled Times: One Lone Blade to Avenge a Sea of Blood 乱世烈女：孤刀报尽血海仇 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Ancient Romance13k WordsCompleted A Fierce Woman in Troubled Times: One Lone Blade to Avenge a Blood Feud 16Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 354 追 I Followed a Beauty into a Cave, and Ten Years Later I Became a Monster 追美女进山洞，十年后我成了妖怪 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学37k WordsCompleted I followed a beauty into a mountain cave. Ten years later, I became a monster. 31Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 355 新 A Fox's Claw Marks Appeared on the Bride's Back on Our Wedding Night 新婚夜，新娘背上现出狐伤 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学48k WordsCompleted On their wedding night, a fox-shaped wound appears on the bride's back. 37Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 356 隆 The Longqing Murders: A Scholar's Wrongful Conviction, and I Set His Spirit Wife Straight 隆庆奇案：秀才冤狱，我判灵妻归正 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学11k WordsCompleted The Longqing Mystery: A Scholar's Wrongful Imprisonment, I Rule That His Spirit Wife Be Set Right 2Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 357 芦 Clear Words Hidden in Reed Leaves, Carried on the Wind for Twenty Years 芦叶藏清词，风吹二十年 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Marriage & Romance22k WordsCompleted Pure Words Hidden in Reed Leaves, Carried by the Wind for Twenty Years 5Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 358 冷 Six Years in the Cold Palace: I Nurtured an Emperor for the Ages with My Life 冷宫六年，我以命养出千古明君 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Ancient Romance26k WordsCompleted Six Years in the Cold Palace, I Nurtured an Eternal Wise Ruler with My Life 9Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 359 洪 Hongwu's Wrath: A Lowly Clerk Defies Heaven, Three Hundred Households Lose Their Heads 洪武怒：小吏抗天，三百户枭首 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Historical30k WordsCompleted Hongwu's Fury: A Petty Official Defies Heaven, Three Hundred Households Beheaded 1Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 360 绝 The Tang Banner in the Far Reaches 绝域唐旗 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Historical21k WordsCompleted The Tang Banner in the Forbidden Lands 2Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 361 我 I Didn't Kill My Best Friend, But He Did Die Because of Me 我没动手杀挚友，但他确实因我凉透了 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Historical13k WordsCompleted I didn't kill my best friend, but he did end up dead because of me. 2Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 362 逍 A Carefree Fairy Descends to Earth and Takes the Internet Giants by Storm 逍遥仙女下凡，卷爆互联网大厂 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Urban23k WordsCompleted A carefree fairy descends to earth and takes the internet giants by storm 1Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 363 笺 Ink and Tang Style: The Biography of Xue Tao 笺染唐风：薛涛传 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学21k WordsCompleted Ink on Silk, Tang-Era Style: The Story of Xue Tao 3Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 364 下 After Descending to the Mortal Realm to Cultivate Immortality, This Little Immortal Returned to Heaven in Sorrow 下凡修仙后，小仙我怅然归天 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Marriage & Romance29k WordsCompleted After descending to the mortal realm to cultivate immortality, this little immortal returned to heaven in dismay 2Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 365 焚 Burning the Manuscript at Qingzhi Cove: The Southern Song Poetess Refuses to Cross Over 焚稿青芝坞：南宋才女不肯渡 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Marriage & Romance28k WordsCompleted Burning the Drafts at Qingzhi Dock: The Southern Song Talented Lady Refuses to Cross the River 1Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 366 西 Pines and Cypresses at Xiling Betray Our Promised Time 西陵松柏负佳期 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学22k WordsCompleted Pines and cypresses of Xiling, missing the promised day —Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 367 逍 Carefree Immortal: After Descending to the Mortal Realm, I Ascended by Scrounging Meals 逍遥仙：下凡后，我靠蹭饭飞升了 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学35k WordsCompleted Carefree Immortal: After Descending to the Mortal Realm, I Ascended by Scoring Free Meals —Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 368 穿 I Became Fahai and Discovered Bai Suzhen Was My Ex-Girlfriend 穿成法海，发现白素贞是我前女友 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Marriage & Romance28k WordsCompleted I Transmigrated as Fahai and Discovered That Bai Suzhen Was My Ex-Girlfriend 9Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 369 大 The Unluckiest Young Master in the Great Song Dynasty 大宋第一倒霉少爷 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Ancient Romance40k WordsCompleted The Song Dynasty's Unluckiest Young Master 12Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 370 乱 Warlord of a Chaotic Era: I, Yang Zhong, Lay the Foundation for Sui's Eternal Empire 乱世战神：我，杨忠，奠基大隋万古江山 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Historical34k WordsCompleted War-Torn Era’s War God: I, Yang Zhong, Laid the Foundation for the Sui Dynasty’s Eternal Reign 3Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 371 我 Me, the System, Begging for Tips 我，系统，求打赏 Spirit Rice Ice Core灵米冰核Eastern Fantasy775k WordsOngoing I died. No, not all the way. I became a System. A broke System. Every function grayed out, balance at zero. I got bound to a dumb Host who thinks he’s the chosen one. “System Dad! I want to ascend!” “...Fine. Try jumping off a cliff first.” Wait, why is there a line of tiny text on the panel: Online readers: 1? Hold on, now that I’m a System, someone’s still tipping and following updates? 47Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is good. Chapter 249 - Arrive at the headquarters of Yaowang Valley - from Jiazi Yishe to Wuluoling and then to the headquarters, after walking for almost twenty chapters, we finally arrived. The green jade grass grows here into giant leaves that block out the sky and the sun. The leaves store rainwater to form a waterfall. Before the waterfall hits the ground, it turns into water mist. The water mist is caught by the lower leaves - a perfect rainwater circulation system. Li Xu said it was like a "large elixir garden". The boat parking platform is made of a whole piece of black and yellow red rosy jade, bought from Taoism. Wang Yuan said that Yaowang Valley was very rich. The Taoist Sect also came, led by Li Xianzhou, an acquaintance of Zhang Chen - the Taoist Sect was the sect that discovered and rescued the guinea pigs. When Zhang Chen heard his name, he said, "I happen to be hungry, so call him over and go eat first." No matter what you do next, eat first. The guinea pig published the "taking philosophy" today: if you notify before taking, it is called taking; if you do not notify, it is called stealing. Li Xu and Zhou Xiaowu immediately demanded a share of the spoils. Chapter 250 - In this chapter, good and evil finally meet - Zhang Chen's acquaintance is Sun Chihou from Xuedan Cliff, and his opening words are "You are not dead yet." As soon as the two met, they entered the void to fight, and Li Xianzhou followed. The battle on the ground was frozen into slow motion by Yaowanggu's use of space laws - it took a stick of incense to charge the big green bull. Li Xianzhou, a Taoist, is an old acquaintance of Zhang Chen and one of the "discoverers" of guinea pigs. The guinea pig asked "Do you know me?" And received the answer "That void has never appeared again." He didn't cry or make a fuss. He just stuffed five carrots and lowered his head to let the black-striped tiger massage it. Li continued to pick up the snacks → handed it over to Zhou Xiaowu → jumped up and slapped the door with swordsmanship. He moved continuously for three seconds, and then was frozen by the law of space - the distance was magnified a thousand times. Senior Sister Zhou's golden lotus was destroyed in a flash, and she judged that it "cannot be fought". Please collect and follow up for updates, the results of the battle in the void will be revealed in the next chapter!

22. 372 热 The Hot-Blooded Hunter: God’s Assault 热血猎人神之袭击 Riding a Bull to Find You骑牛找你Historical1.3M WordsOngoing [Survival] [Hunting] [Fighting the Japanese invaders and looting their gear] [Cultivation] Wang Fei has just entered the world of cultivation when he's forced into becoming a live-in son-in-law. One blow shatters his dantian, setting him on a long road from staying alive to rising to greatness. Though he has lost his cultivation, he takes countless disciples. This novel was not written by AI. Every word was painstakingly typed out by the author, who only hopes readers will enjoy the story in its 23.6kReads9.0Score2.5kShelves

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    [OK][Love][Love][Like][KISS][KISS]

23. 373 黑 Death God of the Night 黑夜杀神 Riding a Bull to Find You骑牛找你Eastern Fantasy509k WordsCompleted Hunted from the start, I barely escaped with my life. I fought to defy fate, launching attacks and taking down countless powerful opponents. Born with a beautiful face... I hope you enjoy the story. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 2.5kReads8.8Score168Shelves
24. 374 情 City of Heartbreak 情伤都市 Riding a Bull to Find You骑牛找你Urban215k WordsCompleted My new work is out! Come read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 1.3kReads—Score—Shelves
25. 375 穿 After I Transmigrate into a Book, I Become an Obsessive Man's KPI 穿书后我成了偏执男的KPI The Melodious Sound of Night Rain夜雨声澜Modern Romance308k WordsCompleted Also known as: Help! This System escaped from a mental hospital! Xu Ningjing transmigrated into a melodramatic Mary Sue and Gary Stu novel, becoming a cannon-fodder side character who shared her name. The original Xu Ningjing caused trouble at every turn and went crazy for love. In the end, the obsessive male side character, He Qilin, slowly killed her, step by step: sending her dead rats, psychologically terrorizing her, and gently describing how cold the water would feel when she drowned. Ca 68Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It is said that the core of comedy is tragedy. It is so funny. The heroine is roasted by the system on the fire.

26. 376 笑 This Is Hilarious! The Good-for-Nothing Little Celestial Master Is Haunted by a Ghost 笑死！废材小天师被鬼缠上了 Clumsy Goop菜鸡糊糊Fantastical Romance333k WordsOngoing In the distant age of the Primordial World, Heaven and Earth divided into yin and yang, and Mount Tai became the realm of the dead. Zhang Xiaolin is an heir to the Celestial Master’s estate, but he’s hopeless at exorcising ghosts and drawing talismans, and his courage is even more laughably lacking. After picking a quarrel, he trespasses into the mountain’s back grounds and accidentally enters a seal, releasing the imprisoned Ghost King, Meng Guang. He plans to make a quick getaway, but a spirit 21Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The full moon is in the sky, and the cold glow is everywhere. The mountain behind Qingya Academy. "Zhang Xiaolin, come on, what a female disciple of Tianshi Mansion is just a coward! I think you just don't dare to go!" "It's embarrassing!" "I'm going! Who said I won't go! I, the closed disciple of Tianshi Mansion, are not cowards!" Zhang Xiaolin ate too much at night, bragging with them, and bet the loser to sleep in the back of the academy. Obviously, she lost...

27. 377 这 This World Is Filled with an Abstract Vibe 这个世界弥漫着一股抽象的气息 The Roc Spreads Its Wings大鹏展翅飞Urban222k WordsOngoing [Not a power fantasy + alternate world + absurdist + familiar tropes + multiple genres + a touch of despair + lighthearted and fun] (The first 10 chapters get a little absurd and stray somewhat from the main theme, including the protagonist. Chapters 32–44 are a bit boring.) When Ye Chu woke up one day, he discovered that the whole world had become absurd. Clones of all kinds of generic bystanders. Villains who could rewind time endlessly... Tokusatsu heroes who loved animals but not people... H 35Reads—Score164Shelves

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    I feel like this is quite abstract.

28. 378 我 I Really Just Want to Slack Off! Why Are You Pushing Me to the Top? 我真的只想摆烂！为啥推我上巅峰 Crossing Spring Winds Alone自渡春风Eastern Fantasy292k WordsOngoing [Transmigration + imaginative cultivation fantasy + mindless fun] Luo Fei transmigrated into a fantasy world and wanted nothing more than to be a lazy odd-job disciple at a sect, lying flat and sunbathing every day. But every time he tried, he ended up doing the exact opposite, stopping time! He had no idea that his rusty iron sword was actually an ancient divine weapon! Every time he swung it, time stopped and his movements dodged attacks. To everyone else, it looked like “the sword dao made ma —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I found a potential book while browsing the bookstore, I hope you all like it! See if there is any golden appearance???

29. 379 穿 Reborn as an Exploited Workhorse, I Bleed the Heartless Capitalists Dry 穿成倒贴牛马，我薅疯黑心资本家 Leisurely Fish Tonic Soup闲鱼大补汤Modern Romance77k WordsOngoing Zhou Xiaomeng stared at the voice message. Her last memory was of another screen: the case-management system at the arbitration court, packed with overtime records. She rubbed her eyes, and then everything went black. When she opened them again, she was here. It took her three minutes to confirm three things. First, this wasn't her body. The person in the mirror was thinner, with dark circles so heavy they looked like she'd been beaten up, and a mole on her cheekbone that she hadn't had in her p 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Can you hold on to this book?

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