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1. 1 全 Everyone, Aim at the Idea King and Take the Safety Off 全体都有！瞄准点子王打开保险 Mo Shiyi么十一Urban821k WordsOngoing Jiang Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and signs up for the reality show Three People Walk Together, One Can Teach Me, ready to stir things up. From the start, he awakens the Three People Walk Together, There’s Bound to Be a Mastermind System! The Mastermind, the Man of Action, and the Whatever Bro. In the low hills and foul waters, kindred spirits meet; in the barren mountains and harsh lands, the three big shots make their home! Three people, three schemes, and Jiang Chen is the lunatic 213.5kReads8.5Score22.8kShelves
2. 2 当 If Stars Don't Go Crazy, Should They Just Make Mistakes? 当明星不犯病，难道犯错吗？ Maple Like Longing像思念的枫Urban434k WordsOngoing [Read Chapter 8! A 100,000-word climax, a top-tier cultivation gem adored by countless readers] [Male-oriented + entertainment industry + lighthearted + has a heroine] After transmigrating, Chen Lang obtained the [Absurd Entertainment System]. Whenever he does something that others can't understand, he earns points for a lottery draw. The entertainment industry's whole vibe changed from that moment on... A famous director: "Chen Lang is a lunatic!" "Waiting for me outside the bathroom is one thi 57.8kReads8.0Score6.4kShelves
3. 3 请EN Call Me the Ghost Messenger 请叫我鬼差大人 The Cat from the Xu Family徐二家的猫Mystery2.1M WordsCompleted After the Eternal Night, terror returned. Ten miles of desolate graves, eerie singing. An old man searching for his arms, a headless baby... They kept piecing their bodies back together, unleashing an even more terrifying aura. In the wasteland, even a severed hand could destroy heaven and earth. In this world of darkness and despair, a post office appeared and vanished from view... A mysterious young man, a postal carriage traveling through the void... One blood-red letter after another became 104.1kReads9.5Score9.9kShelves

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   They're all hilarious, especially the first and third books, which are full of laughs and will make you laugh so hard you'll be pounding your bed in the middle of the night, and maybe even get a scolding from your mom. (The first few chapters of the first book are a little scary, but it gets better later.)

4. 4 全EN Can’t This Entire Sect Scrounge Up a Single Decent Person? 全宗上下，拼不出一个好人？ The Little Fish Swimming Underwater潜泳的小鱼Eastern Fantasy4.1M WordsCompleted [System + invincible + the Myriad Worlds + fiercely protective + sect fiercely protective + decisive and ruthless + master schemer] Chu Luo, a disciple of the Forbidden Sect, has maxed out his comprehension and mastered a whole arsenal of forbidden techniques. But an accident leads him into the sect’s forbidden grounds. Just as he is about to be expelled for breaking the rules, his master, who has been in seclusion for ages, breaks through to the Great Emperor realm and emerges in time! Master: 148.4kReads9.2Score14.6kShelves
5. 5 从EN Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 从前有座镇妖关 The Cat from the Xu Family徐二家的猫Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Once, there was a pass like this. Once, there was a group of people like this. Every inch of this pass was stained with blood. These people would not return until they were dead. All so that, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, in their final moments, they could turn around and see the lights of countless homes shining behind them, with peace and safety year after year. 160.1kReads9.6Score18kShelves
6. 6 诶 Wait, Why Is the Demon Lord's Crew Already Assembled from the Start? 诶不对，为啥开局凑齐的是魔王团 Mile Er米勒耳Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsOngoing [A madcap tale of eccentric beings born into another world] [Snake Lady] [Loli Dragon Lady] [Bird Lady] [Road-trip story leaning toward a journey] [Unconventional work] [Warning: pure evil] [Not a power fantasy, meow] [Cruel world warning] [Eccentric plot] [Light-novel style] [Multiple protagonists] [Low morality warning] [Lots of warnings about terrible people] [Warning: jokes without limits] [Monster girls] Someone asked why this isn't a harem story. Since when is a harem made up of a bunch of 43.1kReads8.9Score6.8kShelves

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   The ultimate genius, from whom thunder is born, teaches you how to work with abstract concepts…

7. 7 我 I Am Uncontainable 我，无法收容 May Season五月时期Urban3.2M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted] [Everyday life] [Managing containment facilities] (Peaked at 600,000 active readers and has updated steadily for over a year.) The sun burned beneath the deep sea, while roots spread across the sky. Gears grew from people’s bodies, and upside-down cities fell like meteorites. Fang Jiu once thought that these things, which existed only in fantasy, had nothing to do with an ordinary man like him. That was until his head was chopped off one night... (The pace is slower from the start 191kReads9.3Score29.4kShelves

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   They're all quite abstract; they're among the few good books.

8. 8 死 After a Thousand Years of Death, I Was Revived by My Demon King Wife 死后一千年，我被魔王妻子复活了 Crossing the Tribulation渡子厄Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [The comic adaptation of this novel is now streaming on Hongguo Short Drama] [Both leads are invincible] [Pure love that puts the lifespan debate to shame] [A lovey-dovey married couple] [Everyday sweetness] [Lighthearted comedy] [The ultimate gentleman's novel] [Viewers under sixteen should watch with their parents] A thousand years after his death, Sharon Morian, the strongest hero of humanity, is resurrected by his wife, the Demon King. A hero-and-Demon-King story that breaks the mold. 32.5kReads9.2Score3.6kShelves
9. 9 为 Give the Mysterious World the Ultimate Dose of Trouble 为神秘世界献上最高级别的搞事 Qianzi Zhi浅子稚Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Creatures from a Cthulhu Mythos World + Light Novel + Evil God Protagonist + Stirring Up Trouble + The Author Has Gone Mad + One Heroine (Bro, This Diet Coke Has No Sugar)] Also known as I Tricked My Unlucky Uncle into Becoming a Legendary Investigator and Why Is My Tomboy Friend So Fragrant? “Hello, we'd like to learn about Mr. Hunter's life.” “If you're asking me, you've come to the right person. I know him very well.” “What kind of person was he?” “An unruly kid who loved wandering around al 9.1kReads9.2Score1kShelves
10. 10 第EN The Fourth Calamity: My Players Reforge Order 第四天灾：我的玩家重铸秩序 Steamed Rice Bucket蒸汽饭桶Sports3.2M WordsOngoing [The Fourth Calamity] [Lighthearted] [No Female Lead] [Western Fantasy Lord-Building] [Slow Burn] “Link a lump of flesh, a few bone fragments, and most of an intact brain with vines, then add a soul from another world, and you can create a ‘player’: a marvelous nuclear-powered donkey!” “Of course, I prefer to call them ‘patchwork people.’” After Ed transmigrated to a mutated world, he used his innate ability to summon players from his old home and put them to work. But just as he was planning to 82.2kReads9.1Score8.8kShelves
11. 11 穿 Reborn as the Demon King, I'm Bringing a Shockingly Wild Vibe to Another World 穿成魔王，给异世界来点整活震撼 Tasty Soda好喝的汽水Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsOngoing After transmigrating and becoming a Demon King, Li Wei set out to conquer the world, only to discover that his path to domination had gone a little astray. Why have my slimes grown tentacles?! Why are my skeleton soldiers glowing with holy light?! Why are all my minotaur warriors hopeless romantics?! Why has everything gone so off the rails?! Still, at least I have my dear companion. Look at her: she was once the Sword Hero, but now she’s a bandit, a thief, a shut-in, and a traitor to humanity.. 5.3kReads9.4Score450Shelves
12. 12 假 What If Your Honkai: Star Rail Were Like This? 假如你的星铁是这样的 Teacher Suleda苏乐达老师Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsCompleted (The protagonist transmigrates, character reversals, comedy, and wild plot ideas. Everything comes from the author's imagination. Character fans, proceed with caution.) Have you ever wondered if there could be another version of the script of [Destiny]? What if March 7th became a cool, mature woman, the team's new “ice-cold beauty”... What if Dan Heng inherited the healing half of the Dragon Lord's power and took charge of the Express's logistics... What if the Welt who came to this world was th 12.3kReads9.2Score1kShelves
13. 13 谁 Who Let Him Fall from Grace? He's Sexy, Strong, and a Total Freak 谁让他塌房的！又骚又强还变态 I'm Famous, I'm Going Viral我火啦爆火啦Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Showbiz + Negative Emotion Value System + Sharp Tongue + One Heroine + Meme Humor] Chen Fang transmigrates into the body of a top-tier starlet with a devoted-dog persona, only to have his reputation just implode. And that’s… great news! To hell with morality. Time to be myself! As soon as he makes up his mind, he gets a Negative Emotion Value System. Now he’s got the perfect boost to unleash his full power! He joins a variety show, and the guests get to choose the program. Then he’ll go on a co 27.2kReads8.9Score3kShelves

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    I highly recommend these two books. The author's imagination is as vast as a black hole, with one absurd plot after another that will have you laughing out loud. - In the world of abstract comedy novels, nothing is impossible, and no logic is required. It's like a crazy party, allowing you to temporarily escape the troubles of reality and immerse yourself in this joyful and absurd atmosphere. If you're looking for some fun and relaxation, these two novels are definitely the perfect choice! 😆

14. 14 修 Cultivation: Recording the Good Life 修仙：记录美好生活 Six Livers from Head to Toe浑身上下六个肝Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted After obtaining the Record System, all Lu Yao has to do is capture interesting moments to earn all kinds of rewards. And so begins his recording journey in the world of cultivation. “This year’s list of prodigies has to have Saint Son Lingyun at the top, right?” “The top swordsman of Beiyuan would be a reasonable choice too.” “The Nine-Tailed Heavenly Demon? It’s a bit of a stretch, but I guess that works too.” “...” “What do you mean some nobody defeated every prodigy single-handedly, and there 103.5kReads9.0Score9.8kShelves
15. 15 觉 Awakening the Power to Devour: My Stomach Is in for It! 觉醒吞噬能力：我的胃，惨了！ Green-First Development Strategy绿色优先发展策略Ancient Romance476k WordsOngoing As the most overlooked disciple in her sect, Su Keqing’s path of cultivation seems hopeless. After ten years of arduous training, her cultivation remains meager, and her spiritual power has no elemental affinity at all. Then, during a trip to a secret realm, her fellow disciples sold her to the silver-haired, beast-eared young sect master of their rival sect as a bargaining chip to save themselves. In desperation, she swallowed him whole. “Not good, this food is surprisingly hard to digest.” He 1.6kReads6.5Score103Shelves
16. 16 精 The Elf Queen’s Interrogation Records 精灵女王审讯录 Corporate Slave Otaku社畜宅宅Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsOngoing A thorny female general, a noble elven queen, and a pure flower-like princess are all being held in prison, awaiting my judgment! "Your Highness, how do you plan to interrogate these three elven criminals?" In response to his subordinate's inquiry, the male lead, who bore the title of scoundrel, waved his hand grandly. "This prince will interrogate them personally!" The wildest male lead has arrived! From the start, he holds three supreme elven trump cards in his hand. In the imperial court, whe 143.1kReads8.5Score19.4kShelves
17. 17 我 I Become a God by Wearing a Ghost in the Horror World 我在惊悚世界里披鬼成神 Adorable Limi-chan可爱的离米酱Mystery871k WordsOngoing [Infinite-flow + mildly horror-themed + no CP + comedy antics, not a traditional dungeon story, abstract humor, may be hard to endure. The author's mental state is abnormal, and they're hopelessly immersed in their own art.] Late at night, Huang Sha fell into the same nightmare again. He was killed over and over in his dreams, unable to escape the loop. . Someone told him: You died a long time ago. There's only one way to come back to life... . The bizarre is invading reality! Every mission is a 40.8kReads8.8Score6.3kShelves

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    Sorry, this is something I wrote. It's not a masterpiece, but it captures all three words: abstract, funny, and weird. I just can't resist posting it.

18. 18 穿 Transmigrated into a Book as the Villain: From the Start, I Kidnapped the Heroine! 穿书反派：开局，我绑架了女主！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [Lovable scoundrel of a villain + tea-artistry + male heartthrob + stunning looks + scheming + wild card + sweet on the outside, dark underneath + witty comedy + no fixed couple] Also known as: “I play a tea-green guy, and the male and female leads spoil me rotten!” Su Qing transmigrates into a modern wish-fulfillment novel. He becomes the rich villain who kidnaps the heroine in chapter one, gets beaten up by the hero in chapter two, and lands in prison in chapter three. Luckily, he awakens the 77.6kReads8.3Score5kShelves

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    😂😂This villain is so abstract and hilarious. He doesn't rely on forced whitewashing; he captivates countless readers solely with his scheming and broken character.

19. 19 觉 I Awaken the Jinx System, and Even Heaven Avoids Me Like the Plague 觉醒扫把星系统，天道避我如蛇蝎 Instructor Wolf狼教官Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [System, lighthearted comedy, imaginative xuanhuan, invincible hero, cultivation, no female lead, special abilities, a fresh new power fantasy] Wang Mo is plagued by bad luck, but accidentally awakens the Jinx System and defies fate. Anyone who crosses him is doomed. Geniuses from every race suffer one setback after another, and ancient powerhouses are struck by disaster at every turn. He sweeps aside all rivals and conquers the Three Realms and Seven Domains. The unluckier he gets, the stronger 2.9kReads8.0Score289Shelves

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    The Evil Sect Master Arrives

20. 20 我 I Have No Enemies in the Cultivation World 我在修仙界没有仇人 funckleeXianxia598k WordsOngoing A battered booklet fell from the sky and entered his mind. It was a ledger of grudges: the deeper the grudge, the redder the name. After that, people kept inexplicably going mad during cultivation. Some picked up poison pills instead of elixirs. Some went into seclusion and came out as nothing but bones. Li Ming remained an obscure disciple, and no one knew any of it had anything to do with him. 1.3kReads—Score100Shelves

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    I've read a lot of comedy novels, but most of them are funny at first but fall apart later, or they're just a bunch of stale jokes with no logic or coherence. But the book I've been following recently avoids all of these problems, which is why we finished it in one go. I recommend it to everyone.

21. 21 高 Terrible News from the High Martial World 高武圈传来噩耗 Muscular Seagull肌肉海鸥Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [Utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged! + broke protagonist] “I cultivate naturally.” “Is there any medicine with fewer side effects?” “Can’t be helped. Just take two shots! If you get side effects, we’ll stop after that!” “I’ll take two more shots today. They’re for different areas, so the side effects probably won’t sta 331.8kReads9.4Score31.2kShelves

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    Surprisingly, I haven't seen anyone recommend Hakio's books.

22. 22 全 Nationwide High Martial Arts: Only I Cultivate Immortality by the Book 全民高武：只有我在一板一眼修仙 Moonlight Old Rascal明月老贼Urban1.6M WordsOngoing Everyone else practices martial arts while I cultivate immortality. They all laugh and say I'm crazy. Wang Jie transmigrated into an era where everyone practiced superhuman martial arts. From the start, he unlocked [Steadfast and Methodical]. As long as he diligently cultivated immortality, his path to immortality would have no bottlenecks, and his lifespan would have no limit! From then on, while everyone else trained in fist arts, he cultivated immortality, steadily climbing to the summit. By 83.8kReads7.8Score7.7kShelves

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    Abstract masterpieces

23. 23 游 Game Descends: Random Skill from the Start! 游戏降临：开局随机技能！ Love Dumplings and Yogurt爱吃饺子喝酸奶Urban1.5M WordsOngoing [Handcrafted the Old-Fashioned Way] [A Little Abstract] [Turn Off Your Brain] [Nontraditional Infinite Flow] [Luck Above All] Other amusement parks: Give you countless powerful skills and match you with dungeons worthy of your abilities. All set. Now follow the story and enjoy a thrilling battle against an equally matched opponent! Abstract Amusement Park: Give you countless fun skills and match you with dungeons worthy of your abilities. All set. You're awake. Now you need to face the two most 38.2kReads8.2Score3.8kShelves
24. 24 笑 What a Joke! She Has No Morals, So Why Are You Blackmailing Her? 笑死，她都没道德，你绑架她干嘛 My Ears Don't Itch耳朵不痒Modern Romance356k WordsCompleted [Goofy + shameless + liable to lose it at any moment + meme connoisseur] Yu Yao woke up one morning to discover she had transmigrated into a book. Well! If this had happened to her, then nobody could blame her for doing things her way! On a variety show, the green-tea heroine said, “Lately, I feel like I’ve gained a lot of weight from eating.” Yu Yao looked at her bony waist. “Yeah, you’re way too fat. Eat less.” When asked why she’d joined a dating show, the green-tea heroine said, “I’ve never 13.8kReads9.3Score1.6kShelves

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    She tore off the hypocritical facade of the seemingly innocent woman, throwing all the mud back at her. The world condemned her as vicious, but she laughed at their foolishness. Those without principles deserve to be dealt with using methods that have no bottom line. A soft heart is a disease; ruthlessness is the way to survive. She never plays by the rules with rotten people! Version Two (with plot details)

25. 25 我 My Dad's Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 我爸那笑死人的沙雕爱情 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Dad’s Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 57kReads—Score528Shelves

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    Abstract and funny, hahaha

26. 26 白 The Girl of My Dreams Is Just Old, Not Dead 白月光只是老了，不是死了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted The woman you can never forget has simply grown old. She hasn’t died. 6.2kReads—Score102Shelves

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    Very funny!!!!

27. 27 我 My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Drives Away Every Woman Who Takes an Interest in My Husband 我儿子三岁，是个笑话精，专克老公桃花 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Keeps My Husband's Admirers at Bay 1.9kReads—Score—Shelves
28. 28 老 Is My Husband Dead Yet? 老公今天死了吗？ Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted Did my husband die today? 4kReads—Score100Shelves
29. 29 超 A Collection of Super-Short, Sweet Romances 超短篇小甜文合集 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Modern Romance124k WordsCompleted All are sweet little stories! Each one is a standalone, super-short tale. Straightforward romance, no misunderstandings, quick progress, and quick endings. Story One: A tree finds his companion vine [Zhu Yan x Yue Zhiteng] Story Two: The man fought over by a rich woman and a rich young man [Tao Zhuo x Chen Shu] Story Three: A mountain spirit obsessed with human phones and a human who fall for each other [Lin Fenfen x Lu Yuan] Story Four: A severely lopsided student reborn in her third year of mi 3.7kReads8.2Score245Shelves
30. 30 这 This Pregnancy Romance Is Completely Unhinged 这个好孕文太颠了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折9k WordsCompleted This pregnancy story is completely wild. 668Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Silly, abstract, and funny

31. 31 顶 The Top Assassin Falls in Love at First Sight with the Target 顶级杀手对任务对象一见钟情了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The top assassin fell in love at first sight with their target. 405Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny, abstract, and good-looking

32. 32 咒 Jujutsu Kaisen: As a Special Grade, I Went to Fight the Myriad-Year Corpse Immortal 咒回：特级的我去打万业尸仙了 Super Invincible Haji Person超级无敌哈基人Anime Fanfiction471k WordsCompleted [System] [The Myriad Worlds] [Cursed Combat] [Exhilarating Battles] Xia Jie, bound to the Challenge Space, can challenge every powerful fighter across the Myriad Worlds, including Sukuna, the Giant Shark King, Miracle You, the Corpse Immortal of Ten Thousand Industries, Gatanothor, the Hand of God, Hellstar, Boros, Yhwach, the Anti-Spiral King… Challenge Space: "Will you win?" Xia Jie: "I'm guaranteed to die, but it'll be worth every penny!" Fortunately, every time he dies, he can rewind ti 43.4kReads9.0Score5.1kShelves
33. 33 宿 Dorm Survival: Glutinous Rice Won't Hold Us Back for Long 宿舍求生：糯米可镇不住我们太久 Chubby Koi胖头锦鲤Sci-Fi & Apocalypse492k WordsOngoing This book is also known as "Dormitory Survival: I Only Know How to Fight and Have Fun!" Handcrafted from scratch, roguelike, ensemble cast, everyone is a menace, demonically chaotic college students. If your best bro turned into a girl, would you let her repay your kindness? If the person you've always had a crush on turned out to be a little femboy, would you fall apart? If there were a mole in your dorm, could you trust your roommates with your back and be sure the thing stabbing you from behi 63.5kReads8.4Score8.8kShelves
34. 34 万 Across All Worlds, I’m the Astonishingly Hard-to-Kill King! 万界，我是惊世耐杀王！ Ogryn Human Battery欧格林人柱力Urban1.2M WordsOngoing [System + Absurdity + Losing It + Absolute Madman + Maybe Not Human + I Am a God + I Am a Demon + I Am the King of Writing and Updating] I gave it everything I had, but I couldn't beat the Great-Luck Truck. The System had set me up. The damn System gave me a choice. Supposedly, as long as I keep completing missions, I can gain superpowers beyond those of ordinary people? Well, I'm already dead, so I might as well put my mighty, world-shocking wisdom to the test! What? Higher difficulty means bet 17.6kReads8.8Score2.1kShelves
35. 35 开EN I Threaten the Female Lead from the Start, and I'm Set on Being the Villain 开局威胁女主，这个反派我当定了 A Hundred Years of Nurturing Benevolence百年树仁Urban2.2M WordsCompleted [Scheming, shameless, hilarious. Pure-love fans, beware] Jiang Che transmigrated into the role of a rich second-generation villain in a modern wish-fulfillment novel, and was bound to a God-Tier Choice System. From the start, he happened to catch the heroine trying to sneak a peek at the exam papers. A villain’s choice was triggered! [Choice One: Pretend you saw nothing] [Choice Two: Shout at her, drawing a crowd] [Choice Three: ...] And so, a perverted supervillain was born. To avoid being 78.2kReads8.9Score6.5kShelves
36. 36 假 The Fake Young Lady Has Completely Given Up and Gone Mad! 假千金她直接摆烂发疯啦！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Modern Romance713k WordsCompleted The physical edition of Alternative Brilliance goes on presale on the 18th! What should you do if you become the fake heiress in a story about a real and fake heiress? Lie flat when it’s time to lie flat, and go crazy when it’s time to go crazy! Yan Zhizhi met the real heiress, Ning Yue, on a variety show. Then everyone realized Yan Zhizhi wasn’t quite the same as the person they’d known before. She’d gone crazy! When faced with a setback, everyone else tried to work through it. She just lay fla 45kReads9.4Score5.2kShelves

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    Funny, silly, gossipy, you won't regret getting hooked!

37. 37 沙 The Goofy Female Side Character Can't Hang On Anymore. I'm Done, I'll Run You All Over 沙雕女配苟不住，麻了，创飞你们 Pause and Forget且停且忘Modern Romance305k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + showbiz + mind-reading + everyone’s favorite + wealthy families + wild imagination + unhinged slacking] Gu You’an was devastated to discover that she was the villainess in a novel. She’d wanted to change everyone’s stereotypical view of villainesses, but the unhinged, lazy, clueless villainess was basically modeled on her. Just great.jpg Her motto was: If there are tigers on the mountain, don’t go there! Couldn’t she just stay away? Her scheme was as fierce as a tiger, but the r 11.3kReads9.1Score1kShelves
38. 38 震 Shocking! The Entire Entertainment Industry Can Hear My Thoughts 震惊！全娱乐圈都能听到我心声 Tang Shiwu糖十五Modern Romance432k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy + everyone can hear thoughts + meme-filled + nonsensical wish fulfillment + later, everyone can hear the male lead's thoughts too] Qu Tiaotiao gets bound to an “All-Knowing Search” golden finger. It lets her dig up dirt on everyone in showbiz, so her daily routine becomes one long gossip session. What she doesn't know is that her fans can hear all her thoughts. Qu Tiaotiao: [What! That hot traffic star only lasts seven seconds!] Haters: “A man can be handsome, but he still has 4.3kReads9.3Score693Shelves
39. 39 四 Siheyuan: Wang Dapeng the Jester's Happy Life 四合院，乐子人王大鹏的快乐人生 Number One Water Fish水鱼一号Male-Channel Fanfiction1.0M WordsCompleted A hilarious, low-conflict period piece set in a Beijing courtyard, with a scheming protagonist, a professional troublemaker, and a real scoundrel's way of doing things. Wang Dapeng transmigrates into a courtyard full of villains, where he goes head-to-head with the residents and discovers that his reputation is taking a hit. His motto is: if you can't adapt to your surroundings, make them adapt to you. If you get soaked, don't let your opponents have umbrellas. So Wang Dapeng decides to make sur 56.4kReads8.9Score2.4kShelves

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    This is an incredibly funny and entertaining story.

40. 40 疯 Madness in 1960: The Street Punk Leads the Courtyard Astray 疯癫1960：街溜子带偏四合院 Water Does Not Rush Ahead水不争先Male-Channel Fanfiction1.1M WordsCompleted [Crime Solving] [Comedy] [Nanluoguxiang] [My Dad Is a Hidden Big Shot] In 1960, with the enemy still lurking among the people and not yet fully eliminated, Xu Huai nearly got shot. Only after joining the Public Security Bureau did he discover that his father was a hidden big shot. 58.9kReads9.0Score5.4kShelves
41. 41 战 War Lord: King of All Races 战争领主：万族之王 Chu Yi楚逸Eastern Fantasy3.1M WordsOngoing Western Fantasy + Lord + Farming + War + Slow Burn. After transmigrating to another world, he becomes the militia captain of a frontier settlement. With only three hundred elderly people, women, and children at his command, how will he survive in the perilous wilderness? Watch as the protagonist advances step by step, rising from a humble militia captain to a knight, city lord, count, and ruler, making his way to the top in another world. Years later, the great King of All Races delivers a speec 72.5kReads9.3Score6.9kShelves
42. 42 港 Hong Kong Movies: From the Start, I Borrow Five Million from Ba Bi 港片，开局找巴闭借五百万 I Never Believe我从来不信Male-Channel Fanfiction1.6M WordsCompleted [Feel-good power fantasy] [Multiple heroines] [If anyone picks a fight, hit back] [Hot-blooded] Gu Fei transmigrated into a Hong Kong crime-film universe and became a low-level underling of “Firefighting Role Model” Keung. When trouble came, the boss stepped in. When there was a pretty girl, he went after her himself. With the help of a sign-in System and the five million he swindled from Ba Bi, he rode the tide of the times and rose to power. From “Handsome Fei,” a nobody in the underworld, to 63.5kReads8.2Score4.2kShelves
43. 43 原 Genshin Impact: Transmigrating Through the Air, Immortal and Indestructible from the Start 原神：踏空穿越，开局不死不灭 A Tiny Little Page一只小小小小书童Anime Fanfiction1.1M WordsCompleted Chen An was one in a million: a homebody. On his way downstairs to pick up a package, he missed a step and transmigrated to Teyvat. He had no golden finger and no System, only two absurdly powerful talents: he was immortal, and he could gather items from countless worlds into his possession. So, after settling in and making sure everything was taken care of, Chen An began his own collection of creative ways to get himself killed. Mondstadt. “Hey, you silly dragon over there! Ever seen a Jumpy Du 1.8kReads8.6Score126Shelves
44. 44 综 Anime Crossover: How a Shameless Man Lives 综漫：无耻之徒如何生活 tewl52Anime Fanfiction777k WordsCompleted (The protagonist is kind of not a normal person.) (The worldview is kind of normal.) [Junji Ito] + [Anime Crossover] + [Urban Legends] I'm not good at writing blurbs. Head to the main text. Welcome to a cesspool where countless worlds collide. This is a fantastical everyday life. Yukino Yukinoshita, with her long hair, in the attic; Hachiman Hikigaya, a parasite; Eto Yoshimura, with the entire Aogiri Tree going all in... A world-ending vortex versus the chaotic whispers in a small town. A coloss 15.4kReads8.5Score1.2kShelves
45. 45 我 Making Wishes Come True in My Little Pony 我在小马宝莉实现愿望 Alien Emperor 2异形帝王2Anime Fanfiction933k WordsOngoing One female lead: Ziyue “Who am I? Where am I? What am I supposed to do?” A voice rang out from underwater, asking the three questions of the soul. Through the watery veil, he saw ponies coming and going, which raised another question: “Why is everyone a horse?” 11.6kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves
46. 46 模 Simulating the Future: Am I a Traitor? Then the Great Houses Can All Die 模拟未来：我是叛徒？请世家赴死 Natsume Says Nothing夏目不语Urban586k WordsOngoing [Race War] [Simulating the Future] [Dungeons] [Game Milestones] Jiang Ye woke up as a Chosen One, gaining the ability to travel into future timelines and bring milestone rewards back to the present. On his first journey through time, his country’s territory had fallen. He returned with the blessings of future milestones, slaughtered his way through the trial grounds, and saved the one linked to his fate. On his second journey, the race war was going well, but his future self had become a notorio 53.9kReads8.5Score5.6kShelves
47. 47 开 Forced to Choose from the Start, and They’re All Terrifying 开局被迫抉择，完了，都很雷霆 Black Pepper Sauce黑椒酱Urban293k WordsOngoing [Entirely hand-crafted, no AI: Cthulhu elements + Warhammer Warp elements + Honkai: Star Rail elements + Backrooms entities] Jiang Miao was only forced to go downstairs and walk around a few times, but he ran into a special incident almost immediately. To stay alive, he had no choice but to choose from the templates that suddenly appeared in front of him. As a result... [Please choose your hero: 1. Warp Daemon Prince template, 2. Honkai: Star Rail Path of Nihility Self-Annihilator template, 3. F 66.4kReads7.4Score9.5kShelves
48. 48 我 I Command You to Defeat the Entire World All by Yourself 我命令你凭一人之力打倒整个世界 11SAMAUrban1.3M WordsOngoing [Invincible Protagonist + Player Perspective + the Myriad Worlds + Fast-Paced Thrills + Simulator] On the eve of the college entrance exams, a mysterious game appears in Ji Liu's mind. It offers absolute freedom, and any martial arts skills his character grinds out can be extracted into reality at 100% strength! In this interstellar age where martial arts reign supreme, Ji Liu has an epiphany. He immediately gives his game character the highest-priority command: "Find a secluded corner and grind 109.9kReads8.5Score13kShelves
49. 49 哥 Goblin Dependence 哥布林重度依赖 Xia Shiqi夏士奇Urban299k WordsOngoing [Nation-vs-Nation War] + [Territory] + [Farming] + [Goblins] As the national fate war brings a disaster that threatens to leave the Dragon Kingdom on the brink, supplies run short across the land. Luo Xi can only gather dessert ingredients from the Illusion Island: grow wheat, raise Kunkun, enslave goblins, and breed magical beasts to obtain precious ingredients. Milk spoils easily, so only wild dog milk that keeps forever can save humanity. Luo Xi: I can't do without goblins, just as the West c 51.4kReads8.0Score7.3kShelves
50. 50 满 The Whole Sect Is Crazy, and It's All Thanks to Our Little Junior Sister 满门癫佬，全靠小师妹带飞 Wild Peach野桃儿Fantastical Romance658k WordsCompleted [Ensemble cast + absurd comedy + outrageous antics + everyone’s favorite] After Li Li worked herself to death, she transmigrated into a cultivation novel and became a cannon-fodder female supporting character. Her only purpose was to be a stepping stone for the heroine. If the heroine wanted a spirit sword, she took Li Li’s. If she wanted resources, she took Li Li’s. She even stole Li Li’s own father. Li Li packed up and fled down the mountain that very night, only to be picked up halfway by a c 47.7kReads8.8Score7.3kShelves

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    The female protagonist in this book is hilarious and eccentric, leading everyone astray.

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