Stories That'll Make You Laugh So Hard Your Stomach Hurts the Next Day 能把人笑的第二天肚子疼

1. 601 开 From the Start, My Yin-Yang Dual Cultivation Drove Every Heroine and Ghost Insane 开局阴阳合欢，女侠女鬼都疯了 Silent Speaker无声音箱29k WordsCompleted From the Start, Yin-Yang Dual Cultivation Drives the Heroine and Female Ghost Crazy —Reads—Score—14d adds
2. 602 白 White Moonlight? No, I’m Just Your Mosquito Blood 白月光？错，我只是你的蚊子血 Seattle Weather西雅图的天气Modern Romance646k WordsCompleted The System wants me to win back my ex? I refuse on the spot. He cheated on me with a rich heiress while studying abroad, and now he’s back hoping to rekindle things? Sorry, I’m worth tens of billions. I don’t need that weed in my garden. But then there’s that junior of mine, three years younger than me. He looks about eighty percent like my ex, yet he insists on following me for five years. I focus on my career, build an empire, and make my custom furniture company the best in the industry. H 14Reads—Score—14d adds
3. 603 靠 I Used Dual Cultivation to Make the Entire Cultivation World Work Itself to Tears 靠双修卷哭整个修真界 Silent Speaker无声音箱12k WordsCompleted Master Dual Cultivation and Leave the Whole Cultivation World in the Dust 1Reads—Score—14d adds
4. 604 我 I'm Good! Please Don't Hurt Me! 我很乖！请你不要来伤害！ Liu Li Fei Cheng刘李菲程Modern Romance700k WordsOngoing [Contemporary fiction] [Ensemble of women] [Scheming] [Red and Black] [Playing dumb while taking down enemies] [Clear-eyed heroine] A must-read for anyone born in the seventies, eighties, or nineties! This is a northern take on The Red and the Black, set in a glittering world of fame and fortune where everyone wears a false mask. The heroine seems sweet and obedient on the surface, but she sees things more clearly than anyone! She can live without love, but not without money! She can put up with 74Reads8.8Score—14d adds

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5. 605 四 Four-Year-Old Empress: Conquering the Business World with a Baby Bottle 四岁女帝，奶瓶收割资本圈 Dreams Shattered Upon Meeting遇梦若碎Modern Romance860k WordsCompleted When I was four, I was brought back to a wealthy family. My aunt-by-marriage laughed and called me a bastard. My uncle thought I was an embarrassment. I casually revealed the secret they had hidden in their safe, and everyone thought I was a genius. Only I knew the truth: this wasn't talent. I had been reborn. But when I found my biological mother, she stared at me and said, “You're not my daughter. My daughter died four years ago. Who are you?” An old computer my adoptive mother left me co 48Reads—Score—14d adds
6. 606 离 On the Day We Divorced, I Was Carrying My Enemy's Child 离婚当天，我肚里有了仇人的崽 Silent Speaker无声音箱8k WordsCompleted On the Day We Divorced, I Was Carrying My Enemy’s Baby —Reads—Score—14d adds
7. 607 三 A Three-Year-Old Prodigy Shows the Way: Mom’s Welding Machine Leads to Immortality 三岁萌宝指路：妈妈的电焊机通仙 Dreams Shattered Upon Meeting遇梦若碎Modern Romance600k WordsCompleted Three-year-old Gu Tiaotiao squatted on the threshold of a hardware store, pointing at an empty alley. “Mommy, there’s a leak in the alley.” She looked up. A crack split the wall, and a man covered in golden fissures stepped out of it. He said she was the unfinished crack from a thousand years ago. The eighty-yuan secondhand welding torch in her hand lit up. The man was called Lu Beiyin. When he took his first bite of noodles, he froze: for the first time in a thousand years, he could taste som 14Reads—Score—14d adds
8. 608 在 On a Dating Show, I Chose an Ordinary Doctor in Front of My Top-Tier Star Ex-Boyfriend 在恋综当着顶流前男友，我选了素人医生 Silent Speaker无声音箱10k WordsCompleted On a Dating Show with My Top-Tier Star Ex, I Chose an Ordinary Doctor 1Reads—Score—14d adds
9. 609 绑 After Binding to the King of Hell's Sign-In System, I Gave Up Trying 绑定阎王签到系统后，我摆烂了 Dreams Shattered Upon Meeting遇梦若碎Urban637k WordsCompleted A laid-off office drone gets bound to the King of Hell System. In endless instance worlds, he becomes a god by signing in and slacking off, only to discover that everyone is waiting for him to return and serve as a judge of the dead. But all he wants is to give up and coast. Xuanhuan, system novel, infinite flow, underworld, lighthearted Slacking off, overworked employee, sign-in, subverting expectations, power fantasy, comedy, wild imagination, modern city, past and present lives, mystery One-l 65Reads—Score—14d adds
10. 610 这 This Bully Is Too Cute 这个恶霸太可爱 Silent Speaker无声音箱89k WordsCompleted This Bully Is Too Cute 1Reads—Score—14d adds
11. 611 世 The Heir Apparent Is Craving Something Again Today 世子今天又被馋哭了 Seattle Weather西雅图的天气Ancient Romance623k WordsCompleted The comic adaptation of the same name, The Young Lord Got Tempted by Food Again Today, is now available. On the very first day Duanmu Ying transmigrated into the body of a minor official's daughter, her half-sister shoved her into a corner and cracked her head against the wall. The good news: She brought the skills of an outstanding New Oriental culinary school graduate with her. The bad news: This backwater has no chili peppers, no wok, and even soy sauce is a rare luxury. But who is Duanmu Yi 173Reads—Score—14d adds
12. 612 史 The Greatest Matchmaker in History Is a Stick 史上最强红娘是根棍 Silent Speaker无声音箱Ancient Romance33k WordsCompleted The Greatest Matchmaker in History Is a Stick 4Reads—Score—14d adds
13. 613 绑 Bound to a Gossip System, I Was Made a County Princess by the Emperor 绑定吃瓜系统后，我被皇帝封郡主 Seattle Weather西雅图的天气Ancient Romance495k WordsCompleted On Gu Yunshu's sixteenth birthday, she was bound to the “Gossip System.” At a palace banquet, the System suddenly delivered a shocking piece of gossip: the children born to the Noble Consort were actually fathered by the head of the Imperial Medical Academy! The words slipped out of her thoughts: “The emperor's been cuckolded!” The entire court heard her, and the emperor immediately ordered a blood test to confirm their parentage. The Noble Consort fell from power, the chancellor turned out 18Reads—Score—14d adds
14. 614 我 I Sell Lottery Tickets in the Immortal Realm 我在仙界卖彩票 Silent Speaker无声音箱20k WordsCompleted I Sell Lottery Tickets in the Immortal Realm 2Reads—Score—14d adds
15. 615 赘 The Live-In Son-in-Law: I Urge My In-Laws to Give Me a Little Brother-in-Law 赘婿，劝岳父岳母给我生个小舅子 Abnormal People Research Center不正常人研究中心Eastern Fantasy182k WordsOngoing Ren Fan, a special forces medic, worked himself to death at his desk in his previous life. He transmigrates into the Great Wu Dynasty as a penniless scholar and becomes a live-in son-in-law after Yin Mengyun, the only daughter of the Marquis of Anping, takes him in. He plans to lie flat and live off his wife, spending his days enjoying himself with her. But the marquis's business is in steep decline, his father-in-law is exhausted, his mother-in-law is weakened by childbirth, his brother-in-law 12Reads—Score—14d adds

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16. 616 重 Reborn, I Dumped the Scumbag and Clung to My Officer Husband 重生后，我踹掉渣男抱紧军官老公 Seattle Weather西雅图的天气Modern Romance496k WordsCompleted Reborn to punish scoundrels and serve up some face-slapping, with a devoted military marriage and love after marriage. In her previous life, Situ Lanzhi trusted the scumbag He Ziwen, only to be killed by him and his mistress working together. To her dying day, she never knew that Yan Zhenshan, the military officer husband she had neglected all her life, was actually deeply in love with her. Reborn on her wedding night in 1978, she looks at the restrained, distant man before her and summons all —Reads—Score—14d adds
17. 617 殡 After My Funeral Livestream, My Archrival Invited Me to Team Up 殡葬直播后我收到死对头组队邀请 Silent Speaker无声音箱19k WordsCompleted After My Funeral Livestream, My Archrival Invited Me to Team Up —Reads—Score—14d adds
18. 618 四 The Security Guard from Azeroth in the Siheyuan 四合院，艾泽拉斯来的保安王 Abnormal People Research Center不正常人研究中心Male-Channel Fanfiction249k WordsCompleted In 1959, at Courtyard No. 95 on Nanluoguxiang, Zhang Xiaoqiang, the boss of a security company with ten thousand employees, transmigrated into this world. He took over the three-story private residence in the western courtyard that his father had left him, bound himself to a level-80 World of Warcraft System, and gained ten thousand gold in game currency, every class's skills, and a fully enhanced body. Starting out as an officer in the steel mill's security department, he was a ruthless schemer 136Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 619 四 Siheyuan: Sending Little Jia to His Doom First 四合院，开局先送小贾下去 Abnormal People Research Center不正常人研究中心Male-Channel Fanfiction710k WordsCompleted An '80s-born homebody plays private servers of World of Warcraft and Fantasy Westward Journey. One stormy day, he gets struck by lightning while on the phone and transmigrates to the late 1950s, into the world of Love in the Courtyard. See how he takes on and toys with the courtyard's beasts in this slice-of-life story. It was originally going to be called: Courtyard: Two Systems Fight Each Other from the Start, but the title didn't get approved. (New book: Courtyard: The Security Chief from Aze 3.6kReads6.3Score14214d adds
20. 620 离 I Became a Millionaire Overnight After My Divorce 离婚后我一夜暴富 Dreams Shattered Upon Meeting遇梦若碎Modern Romance687k WordsCompleted My husband held up our property settlement agreement and said, “You’re not good enough for me anymore.” I calmly signed, then used all my savings to buy a lottery ticket. The next day, he clutched his new lover on TV and screamed, “Who stole my jackpot?!” I linked arms with his business rival and waved the lottery ticket at the camera: “Let me introduce you to my new husband.” 94Reads—Score—14d adds
21. 621 小 Uncle, Don’t Run Away 小叔别逃 Mountain Traces山踪15k WordsCompleted Uncle, Don’t Run 7Reads—Score—14d adds

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    The night I accompanied my wife to her parents' home for Chinese New Year, we were deeply in love when my mother-in-law brought us fruit three times in a row. The first time, I pretended to be asleep; the second time, I hid in the closet; the third time, she actually opened the closet door directly, and I was so scared that I covered my wife's mouth. My wife pinched me: "Mom comes in every time to discuss your dowry with me." "We've been married for three years, don't you know it's a fake marriage?" I was stunned: "Then... Why does your mother-in-law always come to you in the middle of the night?" Her eyes reddened: "She wants you, the son-in-law who married into the family, to leave as soon as possible, but I don't want you to leave."

22. 622 先 Sir, Please Stay 先生且留步 Mountain Traces山踪10k WordsCompleted Sir, Please Wait 3Reads—Score—14d adds
23. 623 将 The General's Worthless Live-In Son-in-Law 将军的窝囊赘婿 Mountain Traces山踪Historical21k WordsCompleted The General's Pathetic Live-in Son-in-Law 7Reads—Score—14d adds
24. 624 血 The True Vampire Son-in-Law 血族真婿 Mountain Traces山踪23k WordsCompleted The Blood Clan's True Son-in-Law 10Reads—Score—14d adds
25. 625 她 She Was Wearing a Red Wedding Dress 她穿着红嫁衣 Mountain Traces山踪49k WordsCompleted She Wore a Red Wedding Dress 1Reads—Score—14d adds
26. 626 满 Max-Level Thunder Dragon, Sending the Electric Meter into Overdrive! 满级雷龙，电表狂转！ Xiao Liang Who Loves Clam and Egg Stir-Fry爱吃花甲炒鸡蛋的小凉15k WordsCompleted Max-Level Thunder Dragon, Meter Spinning Like Crazy! —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    It's quite fun.

27. 627 墙 A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Walls 墙中唱童谣 Mountain Traces山踪10k WordsCompleted A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Wall 2Reads—Score—14d adds
28. 628 黑 The Gangster Heiress Is Still Trying to Act Delicate Today 黑帮大小姐今天也在努力装娇弱 Super Invincible Little Sheep超级无敌小羊19k WordsCompleted The Mob Boss’s Daughter Is Still Trying to Act Delicate Today 4.9kReads—Score11214d adds
29. 629 荷 Blood Moon over the Lotus Pond 荷塘血月 Mountain Traces山踪9k WordsCompleted Blood Moon Over the Lotus Pond —Reads—Score—14d adds
30. 630 我 I Went Undercover for My Treacherous Brother, So How Did I Become a Virtuous Empress for the Ages? 我给奸臣哥当内应，怎么混成千古贤后了？ Treading Through Snow Together共赴踏雪Ancient Romance11k WordsCompleted I went undercover for my treacherous minister brother. How did I end up becoming a virtuous empress for the ages? 17.8kReads—Score37814d adds
31. 631 五 Five Million to Buy Out a Tycoon Family: I'm the Queen of the Walled City 五百万买断豪门，姐在城寨当女王 Mountain Traces山踪19k WordsCompleted Five Million to Buy Out the Rich Family, I'm Queen of the Walled City 4Reads—Score—14d adds
32. 632 抄 The Day My Family Was Ruined, the Emperor Learned My Mother Was His One True Love 抄家当天，皇帝得知我娘是他的白月光 Treading Through Snow Together共赴踏雪Ancient Romance12k WordsCompleted On the day my family was executed, the emperor learned that my mother was the one he had always loved. 2.5kReads—Score23214d adds
33. 633 读 After Reading the Aloof School Hunk’s Mind, He Couldn’t Keep Up the Act 读心禁欲校草后，他装不下去了 Loves Big Tomatoes Most最爱大番茄21k WordsCompleted After Reading the Aloof School Heartthrob's Mind, He Can't Keep Up the Act 38Reads—Score—14d adds
34. 634 全 Every Alpha at School Is Sweet on Me to the Point of Losing Control, Yet the Abstinent Campus Heartthrob Kissed Me 全校Alpha都被我甜到失控，禁欲校草却吻了上来 Loves Big Tomatoes Most最爱大番茄23k WordsCompleted I've got every Alpha in school so worked up they're out of control, but the abstinent campus heartthrob kissed me first. 2Reads—Score—14d adds
35. 635 全 The Entire Entertainment Industry Ships Me with the Celibate Film Emperor 全娱乐圈都在磕我和禁欲影帝的CP Loves Big Tomatoes Most最爱大番茄24k WordsCompleted The Entire Entertainment Industry Is Shipping Me with the Celibate Movie Emperor 3Reads—Score—14d adds
36. 636 恋 After Going Wild on a Dating Show, the CEO Has Everything Under Control 恋综发癫后，霸总他手拿把掐 Loves Big Tomatoes Most最爱大番茄25k WordsCompleted After Going Wild on a Dating Show, the CEO Has Everything Under Control 63Reads—Score—14d adds
37. 637 杏 Apricot Blossoms Fill the Air, I'll Snap That Scumbag's Neck 杏花吹满头，扭断渣男头 The Round-Headed, Round-Brained, Round-Bellied Tangerine圆头圆脑圆肚皮的橘子Ancient Romance300k WordsCompleted [There is a male lead!!!] [Currently being published. Mild horror and suspense. I didn’t add those tags because I don’t think the story is scary or suspenseful enough, but readers say it’s pretty frightening. Consider this a heads-up.] Ren Xin has been married into the General’s residence for two years. She manages the household, respects her in-laws, and treats the servants with consideration. No one can find fault with her. Guan Shanyue returns from the battlefield one day with a pregnant wom 23.4kReads9.2Score3.5k14d adds
38. 638 本 I’ve Transmigrated to a Famine Year. If You Need Me, Burn Some Paper Offerings 本人已穿荒年，有事记得烧纸 The Butterfly Doesn't Want To蝴蝶不愿意Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted Chen Dongyue transmigrated. The good news: She gained access to a strange pocket dimension. The catch was that the unreliable space only worked if her old friend You Sijia made daily “offerings” to it. The bad news: She had transmigrated into the body of a woman as burly as a mountain and as fierce as a tigress. Her family was poor, and on top of that, she had to deal with the “mess” her missing husband had left behind, as well as support her mother-in-law, brother-in-law, and sister-in-law. Luc 7.5kReads9.3Score77614d adds
39. 639 换 We Switched Marriages, and I Married the Spoiled Young Lord 换亲后，我嫁纨绔小公爷 Green Ink青墨Ancient Romance834k WordsOngoing Yun Jiao, Yun Qing's younger half-sister, was reborn. The first thing she did was frame Yun Qing and steal her marriage match. In her previous life, Yun Qing married Xie Qi, the disabled son of a Minister's household, and lived a smooth and happy life, which made Yun Jiao extremely envious. Yun Jiao, meanwhile, married Qin Xiu, the young heir of a Duke's household. She thought he was handsome, well-born, and better than Xie Qi in every way. But she never imagined that Qin Xiu would be such a sco 14.3kReads9.0Score90514d adds
40. 640 天 Sky Screen: From the Start, I Show the Great Qin's National Destiny 天幕：开局播放大秦国运 Uncle Coconut椰子叔叔Historical1.3M WordsOngoing In the twenty-sixth year of the First Emperor's reign, a sky screen appeared over the land of Jiuzhou, shaking the court and the countryside. It was not only the celestial phenomenon that caused a stir, but also the content shown on the sky screen. As the revelations unfolded, the various factions reacted in different ways. Ying Zheng, the First Emperor, was deeply unsettled and hurried to make preparations. The fate of the dynasty was utterly transformed as well... 27.2kReads7.0Score2.7k14d adds

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    A celestial curtain appears in the sky above the Qin Dynasty. Standing before you are Emperor Taizong of Qin, Fusu, and another official historian, Prince Fusu. Two possible endings. The first is terrifyingly powerful; the second is similar to the first, both set in the Qin Dynasty. 🎉🎉

41. 641 我 I'm the Great Qin's Savior? Then I'm Not Eating Beef! 我为大秦救世主？那我不吃牛肉！ Pines of Youth at Year's End岁辞青松Historical693k WordsCompleted When the sky above the Great Qin cracks open, the two fates of Fusu shock the world. In one, he is sentenced to death for advocating the enfeoffment system, hastening the fall of Great Qin. In the other, he becomes Emperor Taizong of Qin, and the empire enjoys peace and prosperity. Fusu's choice will determine the rise or fall of Great Qin. Ying Zheng orders the sky screen recorded and the future investigated, hoping to change his fate. Can Fusu break free of destiny and save Great Qin? An epic 2.9kReads—Score15914d adds
42. 642 赘 The Son-in-Law, Whose Wife Still Loves Her First Love 赘婿，妻子还爱着初恋 Confused Youth迷茫的青春19k WordsCompleted A live-in son-in-law whose wife is still in love with her first love 23Reads—Score—14d adds

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    That's hilarious!

43. 643 搞 Comedy: This Son-in-Law Is No Ordinary Man 搞笑：这个女婿不简单 Confused Youth迷茫的青春Urban209k WordsCompleted Announcing the ending in advance, so friends who don't have time to read can still learn how exciting it is! This is the real deal, so don't miss it! Background: The Sun Nation launched a massive invasion of Daxia. King Xiao of the Northern Frontier led a million troops into battle, routing the wicked invaders and wiping out their entire army! General Yang Que was gravely wounded protecting his lord. Before he died, he wrote a marriage contract between Lin Xiao and his eldest granddaughter... 292Reads—Score—14d adds
44. 644 我 I Am the Great Fairy 我是大仙女 Feng Guying a风孤影a7k WordsCompleted I Am the Great Immortal Maiden —Reads—Score—14d adds
45. 645 我 I Became the World’s Richest Man 我成为世界首富 Feng Guying a风孤影a6k WordsCompleted I Became the World's Richest Man —Reads—Score—14d adds
46. 646 虾 The Love-Hate Saga of Xiaren and Ruyan 虾仁和如烟的爱恨情仇 Feng Guying a风孤影a6k WordsCompleted The Love and Hate Between Xia Ren and Ru Yan —Reads—Score—14d adds
47. 647 贱 The Scoundrel Immortal's Eight Gates and Generals 贱仙千门八将 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Eastern Fantasy492k WordsCompleted [Comedy + Fortune-telling + Sleazy antics + Con artist + Flashy face-slapping + Demon-catching + Ghost-slaying + Cunning schemes + Outrageous stunts + Memorable one-liners] Wu Xuanye, Blue Star’s “Prince of Trash Talk,” stays up all night in a fierce battle and transmigrates into the cultivation world, where he becomes “Wu the Half-Immortal,” a third-level Qi Refining cultivator from Backing Mountain Village. Armed with an ancestral tortoiseshell that works only some of the time, and carrying a 169Reads7.6Score—14d adds

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    [Humor + Lewdness + Rant + Divination + Scamming + Various Face-Slapping Techniques + Demon Catching + Ghost Extermination + Cunning + Clever Moves + Memorable Quotes] Wu Xuanye, the "Prince of Mouthful Talk" from Blue Star, transmigrates to the world of cultivation after a sleepless night of intense battles, becoming the "Iron-Toothed Diviner Wu Banxian" at the third level of Qi Refining in Kaoshan Village. He carries an unreliable ancestral tortoise shell, a tattered fortune-telling tube, and an old compass, making a living by conning the villagers. His motto is "When the enemy advances, I retreat; I slip away unnoticed." Unexpectedly, he encounters a disheveled Thunder Fox at the village entrance. Both man and fox are cunning and cunning, engaging in a series of outrageous maneuvers: using the Thunder Shadow Step to trick bandits, stealing storage bags with his nimble fingers, and using his silver tongue to make the ruthless bandits of Black Wind Village cry for their parents. When stand-up comedy collidees with the perilous intersection of three realms, watch how this witty young man survives through various face-slapping techniques and hilarious antics, leading his fox demon underlings, turning his mortification days into a joyful comedy! ❤️‍🩹🆎🆎💟🕉️🛐

48. 648 十 Ten Years of Love Turned to Ashes, Vanishing Like Smoke 十年烬爱，烟消云散 Feng Guying a风孤影a9k WordsCompleted Ten Years of Love Turned to Ashes, Vanishing Without a Trace —Reads—Score—14d adds
49. 649 狐 Fox Ji Mi's Fifth Book 狐姬幂的第5本书 Hu Jimi狐姬幂Urban153k WordsCompleted My new work is out! You can find it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support is what drives me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 36Reads—Score—14d adds
50. 650 我 My Wife, Liu Ruyan 我的老婆柳如烟 Confused Youth迷茫的青春6k WordsCompleted My Wife, Liu Ruyan 42Reads—Score—14d adds

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