
Apricot Blossoms Fill the Air, I'll Snap That Scumbag's Neck
杏花吹满头,扭断渣男头
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- Completed
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- 300k Words
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- Ancient Romance
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- Palace & Household Intrigue
- Updated
- 28d ago
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Overall, it was okay, but I loved the man so much that I could barely watch it. At the end, the male protagonist made the female protagonist reluctantly go see her ex-husband for the last time. The true love between these two men was not good. Then in the end, the male protagonist was promoted to a high position by the female protagonist, who gave birth to three children behind her back. Every time there is an aggrieved episode, book reviews always explain it by saying that the heroine just likes to pretend to be a family drinker and doesn't care about them. I can only say that she is a very standard person, not that happy, but still female-friendly.
Don't be misled by the rating, it's a very nice book. The heroine has a very special personality and the plot is not cliché. Who would have thought that the pregnant woman brought back by the general would die the next day? The author's choice of words and sentences is very interesting, and it just stuck in my heart.
It's very interesting. In the old story about the general taking a pregnant woman home, there is a new and different plot. The heroine is really smart and full of vitality. She seems to be able to deal with all crises with ease. She has great insight and is able to detect opportunities and deal with them in advance. The supporting characters are also all smart and lively, and there are no absolute bad guys. The writing is humorous and sometimes a bit unexpected. This is the wonderful imagination that humans have. It's such a pity that her talents can only pave the way for the male protagonist, and the ending is a bit hasty.
Let's talk about the shortcomings first: the heroine's charm is indeed compromised in the ending because she feels like she is washing her underwear with a cold face, and the hero's charm is even more compromised. It seems that brotherhood has always been realistic in the hero's heart over love. The two brothers quarrel and fight and never really hold grudges. Instead, they take turns to make the heroine unhappy. The heroine can't get around these two people. It's better for the three of you to live together. It's a pity that there are holes in the ending that are not filled up. Advantages: The author's writing style is very novel and sophisticated. It may not be the first time he writes an article. He chooses words and sentences, the tone is just right, and he has black humor from time to time. It has a weird and festive feeling like a disco in front of the grave. The heroine is designed to be a real heroine who can retaliate with her fairy spirit. She doesn't move her hand forward at the zero frame. She is a heroine that Tomato doesn't have that doesn't talk nonsense but has strong attack power. In the middle period, the sister-in-law play is very exciting and has a pure sister-in-law flavor. The rhythm is extremely comfortable until the marriage. It is difficult not to fall in love with the heroine. Summary: The writing style and writing style are both worth appreciating. If there was no part about the marriage, I would give it a 9.8. Overall, it would be a 9.2. The author is good at writing and I will read the next one.
Sure enough, someone who knows how to write can write any bad jokes beautifully! Don't be put off by the introduction, it really deserves five stars! The author's humor is very special, and the plot is crisp and clear, with no nonsense words or cliche scenes. Everything is unexpected and reasonable. I stayed up late to read it and couldn't stop reading it! What's rare is that most of the abuse is focused on the scumbag's ex-husband. As for the female supporting character, the plot is just a brief introduction. It feels like we have tried our best to avoid writing about female rivalry. The first female supporting character's last act even before she died was to protect the heroine from being wronged. Everyone got the ending they deserved, really. The heroine has always stood at the high point of IQ and overlooked all kinds of people. She can act like a monkey as much as she likes. The super high force value also ensures that even if the opponent cannot play strategically and becomes angry and resorts to force, it will be in vain. The male protagonist is also very smart. At this time, the advantage of the author's high IQ is reflected. The heroine's IQ in her novel is high enough, so that when shaping the male protagonist, there is no need to deliberately lower the IQ to make him look like a fool. It feels so good that the two sides are evenly matched mentally during the confrontation phase! It's the feeling that the male protagonist is already very smart and strong, but in front of the female protagonist, he is still treated like a beautiful monkey and can be teased as much as he likes. He tries his best but still can't win, and finally can't help but be attracted, and falls step by step! So cool! ! !
After only reading about 30 chapters, I decided to give it five stars first. The author's writing style is really wonderful. I can feel that his writing skills are profound and his thinking is quite mature. You can ignore the plot for now and give five stars to the author for his skill! I sincerely recommend this book. Don't say you don't understand it. The author just didn't explain it in detail, and it doesn't matter if you don't understand it at all. Seriously, this article is a rare pearl!
I can't help but give it a good review first, it's fascinating and unconventional, and I'm looking forward to seeing the plot behind it. I know why the plot is exciting at the beginning but the rating is not as high as 9.5 Or above. The male protagonist is a failure, completely unworthy of the female protagonist, and loves men extremely. When faced with a disgusting male character who molests a young child and betrays his good deeds, the male protagonist can still say righteously and awe-inspiring, "He is not worthy of death." [Smile] The ex-husband died in the last few pages, and the male protagonist wanted to save him again and again, and always wanted the female protagonist to let him go, because the male protagonist became seriously ill after his ex-husband died... Oh my god🤦♀️The whole book is well written, the plot is fascinating, and the ending is a bit fast-paced, but it's not a big problem, but this male protagonist is simply not worthy of the female protagonist.
Only saw a third of it. After fifteen years of reading, I can already give a direct score, and it will not be bad. This article is very humorous. Very funny. The various grasps of people's hearts have led to the convergence of various coincidences, creating a feeling of "fate tricking people", like watching a movie linked together. Very graphic. The reason for the low score is because the holes were dug and not filled in! Waiting for extra episodes to fill in the gaps
A very good book, although there is no rating. The author has solid literary foundation, unique views on life and politics, and frequent use of capable and golden sentences. I like the heroine's sobriety, reason, and intelligence. What I like most is that she really loves herself. Every supporting character is vivid, there is no treacherous villain, no righteousness, and they maintain a balance between the country's loyalty and patriotism and the struggle for power and a bright future. The most rare thing is that the second male lead is not so stupid, can have calculations, can value family ties, maintain friendship, and is not confused by women and irrational. I like the male protagonist and the female protagonist the most. They go from being suspicious and guarded, to gnashing their teeth and then feeling sympathetic towards each other. They are in love for the first time. The male protagonist is not arrogant. He is a good lover and a good friend.
Reading the comments really poured cold water on people. But I still like this book very much. I feel that the shortcomings of Barrier are all just human nature. On the contrary, I think the author is really transparent and wonderful. The author's writing style is not at the level of the Tomato author, and his writing skills are very deep. The heroine is very charming, and the role of Chun Niang is also wonderful. It was a pleasure to read the whole article, there were so many funny parts. If you want to read a grand story, then give up on this article. The heroine is a scheming, lustful, and immoral woman. What she wants is always clear. Enjoy a wealthy life and play the real version of Jiajiajiu.