Stories That'll Make You Laugh So Hard Your Stomach Hurts the Next Day 能把人笑的第二天肚子疼

1. 501 离 I Left the Mental Hospital and Became Criminals’ Worst Nightmare 离开精神病院，成了罪犯的噩梦 Rabbit Ying兔子莹Urban519k WordsCompleted [Villain] [Dark] [Unhinged] [Semi-invincible] “The dying screams of my victims are the most beautiful music I've ever heard.” “Blood is the most beautiful color, and killing is the finest art.” “What I'm best at is making people wish they were dead. I hope you can hold out a little longer.” “A detective? Can you stop a lunatic from killing?” “Hahahahahaha!!!” “Why?” “We personalities exist solely to save Gongyang Xuanzhi...” “Have you ever heard of the Lovecraftian variant study...” 2.4kReads8.9Score38214d adds
2. 502 神 Divine-Grade 神品 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀Eastern Fantasy691k WordsCompleted Three Law Secret Realms have appeared in the underground city of the East Sea, sparking a fierce scramble among countless factions. The reason is that the protagonist possesses the divine ability to make his words come true! He can complete alchemy and artifact crafting with just a thought. And since he also has an immortal artifact, he joins the competition for the secret realms! 384Reads—Score—14d adds
3. 503 剿 I Went to Suppress Bandits and Found My Own Daughter, Sending Her Chancellor Father Into a Breakdown 剿匪剿到亲闺女，丞相爹爹崩溃了 A Hint of Warmth in Early Summer浅夏微暖Ancient Romance559k WordsOngoing [Silly, No Romance] [Female Lead Stands Alone] [High-Energy, No-Brainer Wish Fulfillment] In her previous life, Song Chuyi was a top-notch bandit. When her enemies surrounded her as a group, she couldn't hold out and kicked the bucket. Reborn as an orphan girl abandoned during wartime, she was born with absurdly great strength and a divine-power buff. She could snap an ancient tree with one punch. She gathered a band of refugee underlings, built a stronghold and fortifications in the mountains, 2.1kReads6.4Score16114d adds

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   [A lighthearted, silly story][No romance][A mindless, satisfying read] In her past life, Song Chuyi was a ruthless bandit; even eleven truckloads of enemies couldn't kill her. When she opened her eyes again, she was transmigrated into the body of an orphaned girl in a poor village in ancient times. She smashed an ancient tree with a single punch, subdued her followers, and became a mountain queen. With her fortified stronghold and tunnels in place, several imperial forces came to suppress her, but all were thwarted. The emperor slammed his fist on the table and dispatched the current prime minister, Shen Yanzhi—a former war god who had once sealed the wolf's lair, but abandoned martial arts to pursue literature and become the top scholar to marry his beloved, rising to the position of prime minister, a legend indeed. But when Shen Yanzhi saw the wanted poster, he was stunned: the girl in the portrait looked exactly like him. The age matched too; could the daughter he lost eighteen years ago be her? Ostensibly ordered to suppress bandits, he was actually on a long journey to find his family. On the battlefield, he dismounted, and she threw away her spiked club. "Daughter—" "Father—" They wept bitterly. His followers and the opposing soldiers were all dumbfounded. Shen Yanzhi wiped away his tears and spoke his first words: "Your wanted poster is still on Father's desk." He then turned and sent a message by carrier pigeon to his wife: "Daughter has been found; she's a notorious bandit." Song Chuyi thought the matter was over once the family was reunited, but she discovered that this whole family was ruthless. Her mother was incredibly strong, her grandmother had once broken down a city gate with a single blow, and her grandfather had been granted the title of Grand General and Prince. She finally understood: this wasn't something cultivated later in life; it was the bloodline of bandits, a genuine family tradition.

4. 504 穿 I Transmigrated Into the German Army in World War II, Wanted to Surrender, but Kept Racking Up Military Merit 穿越成二战德军，我只想投降却狂拿战功 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷30k WordsCompleted Transmigrated as a German soldier in World War II, I just want to surrender, but keep racking up military honors —Reads—Score—14d adds
5. 505 山 Tales of the Shocking Shan Hai Tomb 山海惊墓录 Baishan Yutang白山玉堂Mystery118k WordsCompleted I was born in Northeast China, at the western foot of Changbai Mountain. From there, my journey began, crossing rivers and enduring hardship. Everything started there. The strange and uncanny things I encountered in those years, I wanted to bury deep in my heart and let time wear them away. But nightmares came again and again, disturbing my sleep. Whenever I woke with a start, I often felt I could barely breathe, and the pain cut to the bone. Thinking it over, I finally decided to put pen to pap 8.1kReads7.0Score95014d adds

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   Another tomb raiding masterpiece that can keep avid readers up all night.

6. 506 我 I’m Rewriting the Script of a Tragic Novel: Change One Word and the Whole Cast Gets Humiliated 我在虐文改剧本，改一字全员社死 A Hint of Warmth in Early Summer浅夏微暖Modern Romance64k WordsOngoing [Absurd Comedy]+ [Revenge in a Tragic Romance]+ [Text-Editing System]+ [Everyone Loses It] I transmigrated into a melodramatic tragedy and became the unlucky heroine: the domineering CEO tormented my heart, the scheming mistress smeared my name, and I even had to donate a kidney to save his white-moonlight love. Just as the scumbag was about to make me kneel in front of everyone, the [Literary Inquisition: Text-Editing System] came online Change a single character in a key plot point, and realit —Reads—Score—14d adds
7. 507 嘘 Shh! The Top-Tier Star Can't Keep Their Sweet Secret Identity Hidden 嘘！顶流的甜蜜小马甲藏不住了 Loves Big Tomatoes Most最爱大番茄12k WordsCompleted Shh! The Top-Tier Star’s Sweet Secret Identity Is No Longer a Secret —Reads—Score—14d adds

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   Must-read popular short story masterpiece, super good-looking, with both sweet and angsty moments, recommended by millions of readers 👍🏻👍🏻ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧

8. 508 我 I Flirt Like Crazy Through the Comments, and the Villain Turns Out to Be a Crybaby 我靠弹幕疯狂撩，反派竟是小哭包 A Billion Branches, Plenty of Money亿枝有钱花Ancient Romance151k WordsOngoing [Bullet-comment System + goofy comedy + saving the villain + sweet one-on-one romance + both leads are each other's first] [Goofy, dramatic, sunny female lead * a great demon lord whose mouth is the only thing about him that isn't stubborn] Song Heque was captured by members of the demon sect while selling her spicy comics. Yes, the kind that make readers blush, with a bit of explicit content. Bad news: As a mere passerby, she'd encountered the story's villain, the great demon lord Helian Que. B 10Reads—Score—14d adds

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   Lighthearted and humorous + ancient Chinese romance + bullet screen system

9. 509 山 Tomb of Mountains and Seas 2 山海惊墓录2 Baishan Yutang白山玉堂Rural Life138k WordsCompleted Where will we end up if we keep going down? At the Earth's core? The darkness seems to cling to our skin and seep into our bones. Aren't we underground? Then why is there an endless river of stars above us? 761Reads—Score26014d adds
10. 510 他 He Raised a Dog and Named It After Me 他养了条狗，叫我的名字 Loves Big Tomatoes Most最爱大番茄13k WordsCompleted He Got a Dog and Named It After Me —Reads—Score—14d adds
11. 511 山 Records of the Shocking Tombs of Shan Hai 3 山海惊墓录3 Baishan Yutang白山玉堂Mystery203k WordsCompleted Some hear breathing but cannot find its source; some see a shadow but cannot tell whether it is their own or some being from the sea. It feels neither anger nor joy. The moment you step inside, it remembers you, and you will never be able to leave. 502Reads—Score25814d adds
12. 512 山 Tales of the Shanhai Tomb 4 山海惊墓录4 Baishan Yutang白山玉堂Mystery194k WordsOngoing A low, eerie chuckle drifted from deep within the desolate woods. The red cloth that had been offered in worship swayed from a branch. Ancient paper ash and dying incense lay scattered on the ground, and faded red cords hung deep in the forest. It looked up at me, its mouth splitting into a grin. 424Reads—Score24014d adds
13. 513 黑 Legend of the Black Hole Kid: The Two Tigers and Frogs Versus the Sky-Swallowing Wolf 黑洞小子传奇之二虎蛙大战吞天狼 Little Sun's Sports Commentary小太阳的体坛评说Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.3M WordsOngoing This is the ultimate showdown between a high-tech immortal from the future, Black Hole Boy, and the immortals of heaven. One day in the future, a ferocious super beast from our primordial universe, the Devourer Wolf, set its sights on our beautiful home, Earth. It began swelling until it was dozens of times larger than Earth. Then, planting one foot on a star at a time, it strode through space like a moving mountain range, heedless of everything in its path, arrogant and overbearing as it charge 1Reads6.8Score—14d adds

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    I refuse to write about any cultivation system, believing it to be feudal superstition, baseless, and impossible. My "Black Hole Boy," a cosmic-level deity, can only be created with future high-tech technology! (Note: The Legend of Black Hole Boy has entered its most advanced stage! This is the final showdown between the future high-tech deity, the cosmic super god Black Hole Boy, and the Heavenly Court deities! Even with the appearance of the Primordial Heavenly Lord, who summons Western deities and his junior brother, the Tongtian Sect Master, they are still no match for Black Hole Boy! Later, he will use the God-Slaying Whip Summoning System to summon a super Bull Demon King, or a future cosmic master from all the heavens and myriad realms called "I am everything," to deal with Black Hole Boy! But so what! All the excitement is in the science fiction and fantasy novel of the Legend of Black Hole Boy system.) Chapter 452 Mortal Child Turns into Iron, Shocking the Heavenly Lord, Divine Dog Devours Power, Demoting Immortal Officials. In the previous chapter, we mentioned that the Primordial Heavenly Lord was enraged and blinded by greed, clenching his fist fiercely. They intended to crush the innocent child Wang Xiaohu into a pulp to coerce the Black Hole Kids into withdrawing their troops and fulfilling their scheme to defy fate and protect Yue Fei. All the immortals and mortals present were horrified by this sight. Uncle Devouring Wolf leaped to pounce, while the Black Hole Kids screamed in alarm. Nana, Chen Qian'er, and Wang Xiaoqiang abandoned their discarded whips, all believing the poor child was about to perish! But at the critical moment, when his life hung by a thread, the seemingly frail and terrified Wang Xiaohu suddenly radiated a soft light, as faint as morning mist and as bright as shattered gold. His skin, flesh, and bones instantly hardened like millennia-old steel, and his body sank as heavily as a lead ball! The Primordial Heavenly Venerable felt a sudden weight in his palm, and an unparalleled, upward-rushing force surged through his fingertips. Even with his profound cultivation as one of the Three Pure Ones, his five fingers were stretched so wide they couldn't close, his knuckles cracking, a tingling, numb pain shooting straight through his shoulders and arms! The old Celestial Venerable's pupils constricted in shock, his ruthless intent instantly turning to astonishment. He loosened his grip, and Wang Xiaohu slipped through his wide fingers like a falling iron bullet, plummeting steadily into the void below. Completely unharmed, he instead left the Primordial Celestial Venerable with a numbing sensation in his palms, staggering back three steps, standing frozen like a wooden statue. His previous arrogance and ferocity vanished, leaving only a dumbfounded, speechless expression, as if his soul had been ripped out! Uncle Devouring Wolf, who had already pounced halfway, abruptly stopped at this strange sight, his large, round eyes widening in disbelief. He rubbed his eyes and scratched his tousled hair. A look of disbelief crossed their faces as they gasped in astonishment: "My goodness! How strange! Could this child possess some kind of indestructible power?" "Just a moment ago it was as soft as a noodle, and now it's harder than the God-Slaying Whip! It actually escaped from the clutches of the Primordial Lord! It's truly bizarre!" The group of Black Hole Boys were also both surprised and delighted. The flames that had sprung up around Fire Boy shrank considerably, and the chill emanating from Cold Girl dissipated by more than half. Jingjing's alternate body stood still, a knowing smile playing on its lips, yet it remained impassive, waiting for the truth to be revealed. A moment of deathly silence followed, then a burst of uproar erupted. The Primordial Lord of Heaven, regaining his senses, was so angry that his hair and beard stood on end, and his face turned purple. He pointed at the tiny Wang Xiaohu in the void. He roared fiercely, "You brat! How dare you play tricks on me! What kind of monster are you, hiding such bizarre methods?" Little did he know that this seemingly bizarre escape method was all a meticulously planned scheme by Brother Jingjing! Even as Brother Jingjing stepped forward to gently persuade and engage in a verbal battle with the Primordial Heavenly Venerable, he had already secretly laid a contingency plan—on the surface, he created two clones. Standing before the crowd, they spoke earnestly and argued logically, deliberately stalling for time and disturbing the Primordial Heavenly Venerable's concentration. In reality, his main body had already concealed its form, shrinking to the size of an imperceptible molecular robot, transforming into a wisp of light, avoiding the eyes and ears of all the immortals and gods present. Silently, it floated into the Primordial Heavenly Venerable's palm, and taking advantage of the old Heavenly Venerable's furious glare and intent on intimidating everyone, it directly entered Wang Xiaohu's body, merging with the child's soul and becoming one with his aura! Jingjing, a top-tier black hole kid in the universe, possesses the supreme divine power of the black hole's origin. This time, his possession and protection only involved a slight activation of a wisp of that power. Yet, it completely shielded Wang Xiaohu, making his body as solid as steel and increasing his weight by over ten thousand jin. Even if the Primordial Celestial Venerable were to exert his full power, or even if the Three Pure Ones were to unleash their full cultivation, they wouldn't be able to harm a single hair on this child's head! This tactic of feigning one move while secretly making another notch not only protected the innocent child but also thoroughly humiliated the Primordial Celestial Venerable. It was truly ingenious, completely outmaneuvering the self-righteous old Celestial Venerable, making him the laughingstock of the entire scene! At this moment, Wang Xiaohu hovered steadily in the void, still possessing Jingjing's body. The child was still shaken, tears streaming down his face, adjusting his crooked round-framed glasses, but thanks to the protection of the black hole's power, he no longer felt any fear. The next second, a clear, majestic, and furious voice rang out from Wang Xiaohu's mouth. It was Brother Jingjing speaking through the body of a child, filled with righteous indignation and uncontrollable rage. Every word was like a thunderclap, shaking the surrounding void: "Old man Yuanshi! As the head of the Three Pure Ones of Heaven and the venerable one of the Three Realms, you do not think of protecting the common people and upholding the Heavenly Way." "On the contrary, you resort to the despicable trick of kidnapping children and threatening us. You are vile, shameless, and utterly devoid of conscience. You are no longer worthy of being an immortal or a venerable one!" "Today, your atrocities are evident and your evil deeds are overflowing. You have thoroughly angered me, Black Hole Boy. Don't blame me for being ruthless and for settling accounts with you, the immortals and gods of Heaven, for the sake of the common people of the Three Realms!" After speaking, Brother Jingjing, through the body of Wang Xiaohu, raised his hand and pointed to the millions of heavenly soldiers and generals densely packed and waiting in formation above the clouds. He then swept his gaze over the menacing giants, the Thunder God and Lightning Goddess, the Four Heavenly Kings, and other celestial generals, even the ashen-faced Primordial Heavenly Lord and the observing Tongtian Sect Leader. He also addressed Hades, the King of the Underworld, and Odin, the Lord of the Gods, who had arrived from beyond the realms. He issued a stern command, his voice shaking the heavens and resounding throughout the universe: "Little black dog! You immediately step forward and strip all the cultivation of these celestial beings!" "Let them all be reduced from their lofty, glorious, and immortal lives, enjoying boundless glory, to mere mortals with lifespans of less than a hundred years!" "Then throw them all down from the clouds, not like dumplings being dropped into boiling water, but like hailstones, crashing and pounding down to earth." "Let them taste and experience the bitterness and sweetness, the myriad hardships of mortal life!" "Let them open their eyes and see how billions of mortals toil and struggle for their meager lives, for a mere hundred years, thirty thousand days and nights, just to earn their daily bread." "They worry endlessly about birth, aging, sickness, and death; they toil from dawn till dusk, walking on thin ice, their faces to the earth and their backs to the sky, exhausting their energy in fields, construction sites, factories, and workplaces!" "They once reigned high in the heavens, living in luxury, wielding power and influence, unaware of human suffering and the hardships of the common people. They were utterly unworthy of the riches, supreme status, and longevity of heaven!" "Today, their celestial powers will be stripped, their lifespans shortened, and they will be banished to the mortal realm." "They will be made farmers toiling in the fields, laborers sweating profusely, deliverymen braving wind and rain, sanitation workers sweeping the streets, and construction laborers!" "They will personally experience the hustle and bustle of making a living, the constant struggle between life and death, the fear and danger of the unknown." "They will taste the helplessness of a lifetime of struggle, a lifetime of diligence, giving their all, yet still unable to protect their families or live a peaceful life." "Let them experience the mortal life of exhausting their luck and shedding their blood and sweat, only to find themselves still empty-handed and with nothing to show for it! This is the retribution for their kidnapping of the innocent and their evil deeds throughout the three realms!" This furious rebuke, every word piercing and every sentence resounding, vividly exposed the arrogance and wickedness of the celestial gods. Uncle Devouring Wolf, listening from the side, clapped his hands in delight. Rolling up his sleeves, he shouted, "Well said! Those guys from the Primordial Beginning should have tasted the bitterness of mortal life long ago, and their arrogant and haughty ways should be taught a lesson!" The Black Hole Boys all raised their arms and shouted, their emotions running high. The million celestial soldiers and generals, upon hearing this, all turned ashen-faced and trembled, their former celestial military might completely gone. Below the clouds, the jet-black, exceptionally handsome little black dog, who had been squatting to the side watching the commotion with its tongue lolling out, heard Brother Jingjing's command. Instantly, its playful grin vanished. Its two fluffy black ears stood erect, its black fur bristled, and its eyes sharpened, losing all trace of its endearing clumsiness. It raised its head high, bowed towards the direction of the little tiger in the void, and replied with a resounding voice, "As you command!" Before its words even finished, the little black dog leaped forward, transforming into a black streak of lightning speed, tearing through the void with a "whoosh" and charging straight into the formation of a million heavenly soldiers and generals! Its speed was so great that it seemed to teleport across the void. The heavenly soldiers and generals only saw a black shadow flash before their eyes. Before they could even discern what it was, they saw the little black dog raise its head, its nostrils twitching slightly, and inhale deeply! In that instant, a vast and irresistible devouring force surged from the little black dog's nose, like a whale sucking in water, like a black hole swallowing stars. Those ordinary celestial soldiers and generals, whose lifespans were less than a thousand years and whose cultivation was shallow, had all their accumulated immortal power, cultivated for thousands of years, completely sucked away by this suction force! In the blink of an eye, more than a million celestial soldiers and generals lost all their immortal power and their foundations were destroyed, becoming utterly powerless mortals! Without the support of immortal power, these celestial soldiers could no longer stand in the air or walk on the clouds. The clouds instantly lost their support, and the more than a million people, densely packed together, fell heavily from the nine heavens like countless cold, hard hailstones, crashing down onto the earth. Screams and cries of horror filled the air. The once arrogant and awe-inspiring celestial soldiers and generals were now all disheveled, bruised and battered, instantly merging into the mortal world, becoming ordinary people with lifespans of less than a hundred years, struggling to make a living, with no trace of their former immortality remaining. Uncle Devouring Wolf looked up at the spectacular yet comical scene, laughing so hard he almost fell over, clutching his stomach and squatting on the ground. Tears were almost streaming down his face: "Hahahaha! I'm dying of laughter!" "These heavenly soldiers used to float in the sky, swaggering around, but now they're falling like hailstones, crying and screaming. It's so satisfying! They deserve it! They really deserve it!" The little black dog had already defeated a million ordinary heavenly soldiers, but it showed no sign of stopping. Its dark eyes swept across the clouds, and its gaze fell on the gigantic, ferocious giant standing at the front of the formation! This giant was a veteran general of the Heavenly Court, over ten thousand years old, with profound cultivation. He had cultivated his celestial power for hundreds of thousands of years, and he boasted of his immense strength, claiming to be invincible. Seeing the little black dog sweeping away the heavenly soldiers, it immediately roared and swung its giant hammer to block the attack. Attempting to resist the black dog's devouring power with brute force: "What kind of beast dares to run wild in the Heavenly Court? Watch me smash you flat with my hammer!" His body was as large as a small mountain, and his giant hammer swung, creating a gale as he charged forward with overwhelming force. But the black dog didn't even glance at him, merely tilting its head slightly and gently inhaling through its nostrils! That seemingly gentle inhalation contained the supreme power of a black hole's origin. The giant spirit god's profound immortal power, cultivated for hundreds of thousands of years, was instantly sucked away like a burst dam, leaving not a trace! With his immortal power gone, the giant spirit god's massive body instantly went limp, no longer able to support its mountain-like physique, like a deflated bubble. Lightly yet heavily, he fell from the clouds, crashing into the mountains and forests of the mortal realm. When he awoke, he had become a huge, stupid, and slow-witted bear. His lifespan was more than half that of an ordinary mortal, and he spent his days foraging and struggling in the mountains and forests, completely forgetting that he had once been a mighty and powerful general in the Heavenly Court—a truly laughable situation. Having dealt with the Giant Spirit God, the little black dog's gaze shifted to the Thunder God, Lightning Goddess, Fire God, and Wind God, who were trying to escape! These four were Heavenly Court generals in charge of celestial phenomena, known for their swift movements and ability to fly through the air. Seeing the million heavenly soldiers and the Giant Spirit God suffer one after another, they were terrified and dared not linger. They exchanged a glance, then simultaneously turned and fled, transforming into four streaks of light that disappeared into the folds of the void, attempting to conceal their tracks and escape their fate. But they never imagined that the little black dog's abilities were far beyond their comprehension! The little black dog stood motionless on the cloud, not even glancing at the four fleeing figures. It merely opened its eyes slightly, and suddenly released four multicolored, shimmering black holes! These black holes, though small and exquisite, could roam any corner of the universe, capable of both concealment and manifestation, omnipresent and all-consuming. They were both mobile celestial eyes monitoring all things and supreme weapons devouring all cultivation, possessing boundless power and unpredictable movements! A blue black hole, like a shooting star chasing the moon, swiftly pursued the Thunder God; a white black hole, pure as a ribbon, tightly gripped the Lightning Goddess; a red black hole, fiery as fire, chased directly at the Fire God; and a gray black hole, dark as mist, locked onto the Wind God! The four black holes traversed the void, ignoring barriers, and in the blink of an eye, they caught up with the four trembling star lords hiding in the folds of the void. No matter how fast they accelerated or how well they concealed themselves, they could not escape! The little black dog stood still, manipulating the black hole eye from beyond visual range, unleashing a torrent of devouring power. In an instant, the millennia-long cultivation of the Thunder God, Lightning Goddess, Fire God, and Wind God was completely absorbed, their immortal bones turning to mortal form, their immortal essence dissipating, leaving them utterly ordinary! Like kites with broken strings, the four fell one after another from the void, crashing into the mortal world like dumplings being dropped into boiling water. In the blink of an eye, they each found their place and endured their hardships: The Thunder God, who once wielded heavenly thunder and whose voice shook the nine heavens, fell to the bustling mortal city. He became a taxi driver, working from dawn till dusk, weaving through the streets and alleys, his days spent gripping the steering wheel, no longer able to summon even a wisp of lightning; The Lightning Goddess, who once controlled lightning and illuminated the three realms, became an ordinary electrician, climbing poles daily to connect wires and repair circuits, her hands calloused, no longer able to summon even a spark of electricity; The Fire God, who once governed the smoke and fire of the mortal world, was banished to a boiler room in the mortal realm. He became a boiler operator, sweating profusely and tending the fire, spending his days with the flames, no longer possessing any of the majesty of a celestial lord. The once-powerful Wind Virtue Star Lord, who controlled the heavenly winds and roamed the nine heavens, was now a deliveryman braving wind and rain. Riding an electric scooter through the streets, delivering packages and toiling away, he could no longer control even a wisp of breeze! The four celestial lords, now reduced to toilers in the mortal realm, struggled for a living and frantically searched for scraps of silver, their former glory and supernatural powers gone. They could only silently experience the hardships and toil of mortals, a sight that made Uncle Devouring Wolf clap his hands repeatedly, exclaiming how gratifying it was, while the Black Hole Boys cheered wildly, their morale soaring to its peak! The little black dog, having dealt with the heavenly soldiers, the Giant Spirit God, and the four celestial lords, showed no sign of slackening. It flicked its black tail, its dark eyes flashing with a sharp light, and slowly turned its head, casting its gaze upon the clouds above. The remaining Four Heavenly Kings of Heaven, the ashen-faced Primordial Celestial Lord, and the solemn-looking Tongtian Sect Leader, along with Hades, the King of the Underworld, and Odin, the Lord of the Gods, who had come from beyond the realms to lend their assistance! These were all supreme immortals and gods of the Heavenly King and Celestial Lord level. Their cultivation was unfathomable, their lifespans far exceeding ten thousand years, making them top-tier beings in the Three Realms and beyond, their strength far surpassing that of ordinary immortal generals! Although the little black dog possessed divine abilities, could it truly cripple their cultivation and banish them all to the mortal realm in the face of such top-tier powerhouses? The Primordial Celestial Lord, the Four Heavenly Kings, and the others, seeing their immortal generals suffer one after another and all reduced to mortals, were already filled with shock, anger, and fear. Seeing the little black dog relentlessly pressing forward, its gaze fixed on them, they immediately activated their remaining cultivation, assuming defensive stances, attempting to fight to the death and avoid the tragic fate of becoming mortals and falling to the mortal world! The two sides are locked in a stalemate, on the verge of exploding. Facing the top immortals and gods of the heavens, can the little black dog create another miracle? What methods will Yuanshi Tianzun and the others use in their attempt to defy fate and reverse their defeat? To find out what happens next, stay tuned for the next installment!

14. 514 青 My Childhood Sweetheart Is Sweet and Fierce, and the Lovesick Crown Prince Dotes on Her 青梅又奶又凶，病娇太子爷超宠她 One Day, a Billion有朝亿日Modern Romance532k WordsCompleted [Short drama now available] [Childhood sweethearts + sweet romance + school life + his everyday devotion to protecting her] [An adorably sweet, silly, soft little darling x a genuinely unhinged, uncompromisingly obsessive yandere demon king] Jiang Xian had three things going for her since childhood: she was brave, strong, and had a huge appetite. She had a brain, too, just not much of one. The little girl had two great loves in life. Love number one: food. Love number two: Shen Yan. The beautifu 33.2kReads8.1Score2.7k14d adds

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    Yandere + Pure Love + Gossip, I love it!

15. 515 我 I Am Wu Dalang: With Future AI, I Conquer the Northern Song 我武大郎：携未来Al踏平北宋 Little Sun's Sports Commentary小太阳的体坛评说Historical900k WordsCompleted A portrait of a group of super-AI beings from the future! Wu Dalang, poisoned by Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing working together, is snatched away at death's door by a time-space rope from the future's Ancient Rescue Service for People in Peril. In the year 13520, he masters top-tier cooking skills and business secrets, and brings back twelve AI assistants, each with different abilities. Armed with two hundred taels, seeds for space wheat, and futuristic technology, Wu Dalang makes a triumphant retu 11Reads—Score—14d adds
16. 516 9 I Died from 996 and Reincarnated as a Fake Heiress of a Marshal's Family: Going Wild and Raising the Cutest Little One 996猝死穿成帅府假千金，发最野的疯当最萌的崽 The North Wind Can't Budge Me北风吹不动Ancient Romance9k WordsCompleted I worked myself to death in a 996 job, then transmigrated as the fake heiress of a marshal's mansion. Now I'm going wild and being the cutest little darling. 690Reads—Score—14d adds

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    This book not only makes you laugh, but it also has plot twists that will make you dizzy 😵‍💫 [Top Post][Request for More Updates][Request for Follow][I also highly recommend it][Sparrow's Delight is a masterpiece]

17. 517 玄 Fortune-Telling with the Occult: The Special Administration Keeps Borrowing the Big Shot 玄学算命，大佬又被特管局借走了 Jiang Qingci江轻辞Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [No romance + livestream fortune-telling + hands-on ghost hunting + metaphysical expert] Su Ning fails to ascend, and her soul transmigrates into the body of a wealthy family's fake heiress. To return to the cultivation world, she decides to tell fortunes through livestreams. A fortune-telling streamer goes viral. Netizens who've never watched her stream show up to debunk her, while those who've seen it beg her to tell their fortunes. “Master, will my girlfriend and I stay together for the re 3.3kReads7.9Score34114d adds
18. 518 黑 The Legend of Black Hole Boy: Wanwan, the Boy with Two Brains 黑洞小子传奇之双脑奇人小万万 Little Sun's Sports Commentary小太阳的体坛评说Eastern Fantasy608k WordsCompleted The Legend of the Black Hole Kid: Xiao Wanwan, the Two-Brained Prodigy is the second installment in my long science fiction and fantasy series, The Legend of the Black Hole Kid. It mainly tells the story of a foolish child from ancient times. His private school teacher taught him that one was a horizontal stroke, two was two horizontal strokes, and three was three horizontal strokes. After that, he thought he had learned everything and no longer needed the teacher. He was the foolish son of a la 26Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 519 广 Square-Dancing Auntie: Scavenging in Another World, Even the Gods Make Way 广场舞大妈：异界捡破烂，诸神靠边站 User20367194用户2036719418k WordsCompleted Square Dance Aunties: Scavenging in Another World, Even the Gods Give Way 5Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Look, everyone, it looks great! [Admiring]

20. 520 快 Quick Transmigration: Romance Is Best When Two Hopeless Romantics Get Together 快穿：恋爱还是要看两个恋爱脑谈 Butterflies Die in Summer mw蝴蝶逝于夏日mwModern Romance831k WordsCompleted [1v1 + sweet romance + devoted to each other] Quan Jiuxi was an ancient deity born from chaos. One day, a little thing calling itself a System suddenly bound her and sent her into three thousand worlds to win over the villains. In each world, she transmigrates as either a cannon-fodder character or a supporting female character. But... no one can last more than two rounds against her. And the villains she has to win over... aren’t they her late white moonlight? Well, she’ll just have to do a goo 3.4kReads8.6Score39014d adds
21. 521 黑 The Legend of the Black Hole Kid: Battle in the Desert 黑洞小子传奇之沙漠大战记 Little Sun's Sports Commentary小太阳的体坛评说Eastern Fantasy244k WordsCompleted This novel is the first installment in my epic science-fiction fantasy series, The Legend of the Black Hole Kids. It aims to create a new generation of cosmic heroes, led by the Black Hole Kids Jingjing and Liangliang, who are even mightier and more extraordinary than Nezha and Sun Wukong! The story follows the spectacular arrival of six young cosmic heroes: the Black Hole Kids Jingjing and Liangliang, Ruirui, Yingying, Fire Boy, and Ice Girl. Together, they defeat the forces of desertification 8Reads—Score—14d adds
22. 522 山 Shanhai Mecha: Chronicles of the Lords Who Burn the Heavens 山海机甲：诸侯焚天录 User20367194用户2036719419k WordsCompleted Shanhai Mecha: The Lords' Heaven-Burning Chronicle 7Reads—Score—14d adds
23. 523 系 The System Grants Me Immortality, and I Keep a Low Profile Until I'm Invincible 系统赐我长生，我苟到无敌 Yan Wu Xiao Bujinzheng2言午小不金正2Eastern Fantasy404k WordsCompleted [Not a power fantasy] [Infinite Flow] [Wacky comedy] [Master of playing it safe] [System] This is a long cultivation novel about immortality. The protagonist, Xu Changsheng, transmigrates to the cultivation world and gets the standard golden finger: an immortality System that grants him an endless lifespan and an Immortal Realm where he can adjust the flow of time. Inside the realm grows a Life Tree that bears fruit once every thousand years. Each fruit adds a hundred years to his life, but tast 385Reads—Score—14d adds

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    This should have made you laugh your head off!!!

24. 524 猫 There Are No Neighbors Beyond the Cat’s-Eye 猫眼望出去，没有邻居 User20367194用户2036719412k WordsCompleted There Are No Neighbors Outside the Cat's Eye —Reads—Score—14d adds
25. 525 男 A Man's Unusual Life as a Woman 男穿女的别样人生 Northern Snow Hut北方雪屋Ancient Romance454k WordsCompleted Xia Hongyang, a modern martial arts instructor, got drunk and transmigrated into the body of Xia Hong, a woman with the same surname but a different name. The tragic part was that he had ended up in a beautiful woman's body. Even more absurdly, he transmigrated right onto a bridal bed on her wedding night. Frustrated and lost, he had no idea what to do. He tried to fight fate, but reality got the better of him. In the end, he could only give in and accept his circumstances, settling down to live 1.4kReads—Score11614d adds

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    I finished reading it with a smile.

26. 526 全 Everyone in the World Has a Golden Finger Except Me 全世界都有金手指，只有我没有 User20367194用户2036719422k WordsCompleted Everyone in the World Has a Golden Finger Except Me 3Reads—Score—14d adds
27. 527 一 A Hundred Million to Buy My Man? 一万两想买我男人？ Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted Ten thousand taels for my man? 44Reads—Score—14d adds

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    [Sweet Romance, Hilarious, Twist-Twist] My husband is the most famous carpenter in the capital. He's handsome and skilled, but he attracts too many women. One female customer drives a Mercedes and lives in a mansion, and she immediately asked for ten thousand taels of silver to buy him as her husband's son-in-law. Before I could even speak, my husband jumped up: "I'm not for sale! I belong to my wife in this life and the next!"

28. 528 重 Reborn with a Goofy System, I Punish Every Bully at School 重生后我用沙雕系统制裁全校恶人 User20367194用户203671948k WordsCompleted Reborn, I Use a Ridiculous System to Punish the Villains at School 2Reads—Score—14d adds
29. 529 一 One Kick, One Big CEO 一脚踢出个大总裁 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted One Kick Lands Her a CEO Husband 3Reads—Score—14d adds
30. 530 绿 The Crosstalk Master of the Soccer Field 绿茵相声大师 User20367194用户203671947k WordsCompleted The Soccer Field's Crosstalk Master 2Reads—Score—14d adds
31. 531 我 I Willingly Took the Bait 我，甘愿上钩 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted I Willingly Took the Bait 1Reads—Score—14d adds
32. 532 被 After My Advisor Called Me Trash, I Used a Tube of Waste Fluid to Blow Up the Scientific Community 被导师骂垃圾后，我用一管废液炸穿科学圈 User20367194用户203671949k WordsCompleted After My Advisor Called Me Trash, I Used a Tube of Waste Liquid to Blast My Way Through the Scientific Community 1Reads—Score—14d adds
33. 533 掌 Sect Leader, Please Behave Yourself 掌门，请自重 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted Sect Leader, Please Mind Your Manners 17Reads—Score—14d adds
34. 534 被 After My Girlfriend Dumped Me, I Became a God with One Turd, and the Lord of Hell Became My Underling 被甩后我一泡屎封神，地狱君主给我当小弟 User20367194用户20367194Completed After I Got Dumped, One Dump Made Me a God, and the Lord of Hell Became My Lackey —Reads—Score—14d adds
35. 535 神 The Divine Emperor's Contract Beast Is Actually Female?! 神帝的契约兽竟是母的？！ Ten Thousand Gu万蛊15k WordsCompleted The God Emperor’s contracted beast is actually female?! 4Reads—Score—14d adds
36. 536 快 The Happy Deliveryman: I Wrote the System 快乐外卖员：系统是我写的 User20367194用户2036719410k WordsCompleted Happy Delivery Rider: I Wrote the System —Reads—Score—14d adds
37. 537 锦 A Splendid Phoenix 锦绣凰图 Writing with a Brush in the Primordial Wilderness荒古执笔Ancient Romance264k WordsOngoing In her previous life, Shen Yuan was the legitimate daughter of a marquis's household. Her fiancé, Gu Jinghong, joined forces with the court to wipe out her entire family. Not one of the 123 members survived. Only as she lay dying did she learn the truth: the charges of treason were false, the declarations of devotion were false, and from beginning to end, she had been nothing but a pawn. When she opened her eyes again, she had returned to the age of fourteen. The wound on her forehead was sti 13Reads—Score—14d adds

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    This is a seriously underrated epic masterpiece; it's so good you can't stop watching, and you'll be clamoring for more updates every day!!!

38. 538 惊 Shocking! Grandma at 76 Looks So Young 惊！76岁奶奶保养太好 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊17k WordsCompleted Shock! This 76-Year-Old Grandma Looks So Young 7Reads—Score—14d adds
39. 539 这 This Isn't the First Time 这不是第一次 User20367194用户203671948k WordsCompleted This Isn't the First Time —Reads—Score—14d adds
40. 540 她 She Is a Zombie 她是僵尸 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊32k WordsCompleted She Is a Zombie 21Reads—Score—14d adds
41. 541 只 If I Have No Shame, Ascension Is Just Around the Corner 只要我不要脸，飞升指日可待 Fortune Cat發财猫猫Eastern Fantasy229k WordsOngoing System + absurd comedy + invincible, mortifyingly embarrassing antics After transmigrating to the cultivation world, everyone else meditates, comprehends the Dao, and bitterly cultivates for ten thousand years. I, Hao Xian, get bound to a ridiculously unscrupulous System that trades public humiliation for merit! The System shop lists only the names of its wares, never what they do. Before buying: What a bargain! After buying: I want to die. Spirit-Gathering Pill? Makes you fart all day. Ligh 3Reads—Score—14d adds

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    This is a hilarious cultivation novel; you'll be hooked after just five chapters. The protagonist is either getting himself into trouble or causing chaos—it's absolutely hilarious!

42. 542 捡 I Picked Up a Stray Cat and Made It a God, Now All Humanity Grovels at My Feet 捡只流浪猫当神，我让全人类跪舔 User20367194用户203671948k WordsCompleted I Picked Up a Stray Cat and Made It a God, Now All of Humanity Kneels Before Me —Reads—Score—14d adds
43. 543 那 That Night, She Made Me Remember Her for a Lifetime 那一夜，她让我记一辈子 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted That night, she made me remember her for the rest of my life 602Reads—Score—14d adds
44. 544 整 I'm the Only One Who Hasn't Moved Out of the Building 整栋楼只有我没搬走 User20367194用户2036719413k WordsCompleted I'm the Only One Who Hasn't Moved Out of the Building 1Reads—Score—14d adds
45. 545 摆 After Slacking Off for Too Long, Heaven Itself Came Down to Make Me Cultivate 摆烂太久，天道亲自下场催我修炼 Rabbit Beating Gongs and Drums敲锣打鼓的兔子10k WordsCompleted I've slacked off for too long, so now the Heavenly Dao itself is forcing me to cultivate 34Reads—Score—14d adds

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    A hilarious and refreshing cultivation novel that defies the competition of internal growth!

46. 546 牛 The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor 牛拦山匪劳改记 Slightly Tipsy in the Long Night长夜微醺Xianxia274k WordsOngoing [Goofy and Unhinged] [Shameless to the Core] [Swindling and Deceiving] [A Cast of Maniacs] [Master of Twisted Logic] A model young man of the new century, disgusted by the decline of worldly morality, slapped his thigh and transmigrated to the cultivation world, determined to find a paradise where "everyone serves me." Dayi soon found debating the Dao with his fellow disciples exhausting, until he stumbled upon a flock of lost lambs on Niulan Mountain, all about to stray down the wrong path. 157Reads—Score10314d adds

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    It's absolutely hilarious and absurd.

47. 547 综 Wuxia Crossover: Wandering the Martial World 综武：人在武侠四处溜达 Dark Night, Moon and Dawn闇夜月晨Male-Channel Fanfiction305k WordsOngoing No pairing breakups, feel-good story, Naruto, exposure, phones, and fake justice. Ye Qing transmigrates into a martial arts world, traveling far and wide to witness all the splendor of the jianghu. The blurb can't do it justice. Please read the story. 676Reads5.3Score—14d adds

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    [Sending hearts][Sending hearts][Sending hearts]

48. 548 破 The Bankrupt Exorcist's Haunted House Livestream 破产天师的凶宅直播间 Fengyuan砜元Mystery356k WordsCompleted “Congratulations. You've inherited a mansion worth a fortune, as well as... 200,000 yuan in deadly yin debt.” The lawyer's voice was like a scalpel, cutting through all my beautiful dreams. I'm Wu Suowei, a con artist who edits photos to pass myself off as a master of the occult. I was planning to pack up and run. But when I opened the doors of Jingxin Studio and saw the strange assortment of “family members” inside... I knew there was no escape. This wasn't a haunted house. It was an ancient se 184Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Read this book and have a good laugh.

49. 549 那 The Love Confession That Night Was Meant for My Father-in-Law 那晚情话，全说给老丈人听了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted Those Sweet Words That Night Were All Meant for My Father-in-Law 4Reads—Score—14d adds
50. 550 火 Naruto: From the Start, I Said I Would Conquer the World 火影：开局我说要征服世界 Dark Night, Moon and Dawn闇夜月晨Anime Fanfiction363k WordsOngoing Golden-style wuxia abilities: The world is vast, but I'm the greatest. Gender-bending daily life and bullying Uchiha Itachi. Ye Xian transmigrates into the Uchiha Hitoshi of Naruto and gains all the miraculous martial arts of the Golden-style wuxia stories as a child. Hmph, Konoha's F4 want to wipe out the Uchiha? I'll turn the entire Shinobi World into my pasture. 317Reads5.2Score—14d adds

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