I Flirt Like Crazy Through the Comments, and the Villain Turns Out to Be a Crybaby

Name: I Flirt Like Crazy Through the Comments, and the Villain Turns Out to Be a Crybaby
Author: A Billion Branches, Plenty of Money

我靠弹幕疯狂撩，反派竟是小哭包

by A Billion Branches, Plenty of Money (亿枝有钱花)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 139k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Ancient Romance High-Concept
Updated: 1d ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Dramatic commentary System + absurd comedy + redeeming the villain + sweet romance, one-on-one + both devoted to each other]

[A goofy, theatrical little ray-of-sunshine heroine * a big bad whose mouth is the hardest thing about him]

Song Heque is kidnapped by members of the Demon Cult while selling her spicy comics.

That's right, the kind that make your heart race, with a bit of adult content.

Bad news: As an anonymous passerby, she comes face-to-face with the story's villain, the dreaded Helian Que.

Bad news +1: The male lead of the spicy comic she drew is none other than the big bad himself!

Just as she's about to kick the bucket, the System that's been dead for ten years wakes up!

[Holy crap, girl, you're so brave! You actually brought this right in front of the real deal!]

[This art style, ooh la la!]

Dramatic commentary System: Complete highly upvoted comment missions and help the male lead brutally kill the villain, or you'll be erased!

Taking a blade for him, clinging to his leg, Song Heque diligently completes her missions and plays the devoted simp by the villain's side.

She discovers that the big bad, who kills without batting an eye in public, turns into a fluffy little crybaby when his power backfires.

Help, she may have stumbled onto the villain's incredible secret!

Fortunately, her blood can cure his backlash!

A man's tears are a woman's aphrodisiac!

She's back in action!

Until one day, Helian Que curls up in a corner, fighting the pain of his backlash as tears stream down his face.

Song Heque bites her lip and is about to draw blood when he grabs her wrist.

His eyes glistening, the man says in a trembling voice, “I'm afraid it'll hurt you!”

[Has the villain grown a lovesick brain?]

[Dude, there's something very off about that look!]

The plot goes off the rails. Song Heque flees in the middle of the night, only for Helian Que to pin her against a wall in a shadowy alley and pull her into his arms.

Like a beast out of control, the man pins her with bloodshot eyes and demands, “Queque, didn't you say you were going to love me?”

“Why are you running away?”

“Don't you love me anymore?”

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