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1. 401 五 A Five-Mao Lesson (Favoring Sons over Daughters) 五角钱的教训（重男轻女） Tears Can Be Salty or Sweet眼泪可咸可甜Modern Romance7k WordsCompleted A Five-Mao Lesson (Favoring Sons over Daughters) —Reads—Score—14d adds
2. 402 C My Crush Is Making My Heart Race Crush追我心慌慌 Tears Can Be Salty or Sweet眼泪可咸可甜6k WordsCompleted My Crush Is Making Me Nervous 1Reads—Score—14d adds
3. 403 毫 Unknowingly Kept in Captivity (Hidden Sweetness) 毫不知情的圈养（暗糖） Tears Can Be Salty or Sweet眼泪可咸可甜9k WordsCompleted The Unwittingly Kept One (Secretly Sweet) 8Reads—Score—14d adds
4. 404 荒 Wasteland Pass 荒原通行证 Tears Can Be Salty or Sweet眼泪可咸可甜Urban111k WordsCompleted During winter break, I went to the Qinghai-Tibet wilderness to bring money to my uncle. I overslept halfway there, so I had to hitch a ride. There was a young man in the vehicle, carrying a medical kit. He was quiet, had no name, could shoot, and spoke Tibetan. He said his name was Xiao Zhou. On the way, I fell into a swamp and nearly died. On the way, I was chased by militia and nearly mistaken for a poacher. On the way, I hid in a cave and heard the click of a gun being cocked. Burning with fe 9Reads—Score—14d adds
5. 405 虎 The Tiger's Feeding Plan: A Lingering Resentment 虎口投喂计划之耿耿于怀 Tears Can Be Salty or Sweet眼泪可咸可甜Two Male Leads240k WordsCompleted 1) Yu Qing’s perspective: My name is Yu Qing. I owed two million in debt, and the brother I trusted most sweet-talked me into a private club. I’m afraid of men and repulsed by homosexuality, but to pay off my debts, I had no choice but to force myself to approach them. A man named Geng Huaining kicked me flying, then picked me up again and said I had a pretty face. He swept away every danger in my path and laid the whole world at my feet. He really is wonderful. 2) Geng Huaining’s perspective: 3Reads—Score—14d adds
6. 406 医 Divine Healer, Please Leave Your Name 医仙请留名 Tears Can Be Salty or Sweet眼泪可咸可甜Ancient Romance222k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + Exile + Pocket Dimension + Golden Finger + Frontier Reclamation + Healing + Stockpiling Supplies + Putting Scumbags and Powerful People in Their Place + Two Strong Leads…] Feng Jin wakes up to discover she is on the road to exile. Oh no! She’s in hell mode from the start! Wolves trying to ambush you? One handful of medicine powder will turn them into obedient little pups! She survives the grueling journey into exile, earns a fortune in silver, reaches Beiping, and opens up ne 2Reads—Score—14d adds
7. 407 高 High-Zero, Crushing Defeat 高零惨负 Tears Can Be Salty or Sweet眼泪可咸可甜Two Male Leads265k WordsCompleted [Two male leads + pure love + rekindled romance + exclusive devotion + HE + modern] A little introduction: Yuan Qing: I’m a sunny 186-cm streamer. My life goal is to buy a house and raise a cat, and maybe flirt with the cool, handsome 196-cm guy next door. Eric: I’m a former athlete who returned home after an injury, and I’m extremely practical. Yet I’ve developed an inexplicable physical attraction to my overly lively neighbor. He thinks he’s playing me, but really, I’m just watching him “perf 7Reads—Score—14d adds
8. 408 六 A 1960s Dad Returns to His Hometown with His Child to Hunt Spies 六零奶爸：携娃回乡反特记 Tears Can Be Salty or Sweet眼泪可咸可甜Modern Romance110k WordsCompleted A massive fire at the research institute burned the top-secret blueprints to ashes and snuffed out my career. My superiors told me to “take leave and return to my hometown,” bringing along a pair of curly-haired twins, and play the part of a disillusioned failure. The villagers mock me for marrying a foreign woman and having “little foreign devils.” Matchmaking widows take turns coming to my door, hoping to use this “stinking old Ninth” to climb into a better life. They don't know that the noteb 17Reads—Score—14d adds
9. 409 系 The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband: Plaster and Ink Fragrance 系统逼我闺蜜给我换了个老公——石膏与墨香 The Di Jiang Divine Beast, Who Has Everything Go Smoothly一切顺利的帝江神兽12k WordsCompleted The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband, Plaster and the Scent of Ink 941Reads—Score—14d adds

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   Various lighthearted and funny cookies, purely sweet with no angst, enjoy with peace of mind.

10. 410 冰 The Icy Green Tea HR: I Target Terrible Companies to Make Money 冰绿茶HR：我专挑烂公司搞钱 Tears Can Be Salty or Sweet眼泪可咸可甜9k WordsCompleted The Cool, Sweet-Talking HR Manager: I Make Money by Targeting Terrible Companies 2Reads—Score—14d adds
11. 411 年 Military Marriage in the 1970s: A Young Lady’s Everyday Life on the Island 年代军婚：大小姐嫁到海岛的日常 Tears Can Be Salty or Sweet眼泪可咸可甜Modern Romance211k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + The Era of Liberation + Military Romance + Island Life + Raising Children + Storage Space + Spies Afoot + Military Compound Life] This book shares its world setting with the previous novel, Transmigrating into the War of Resistance: Inheriting the Grass Dragon Ball from the Start! She had barely finished making a couple of sarcastic remarks when the panel forcibly teleported her the very next second. “Would you like to enter or exit an immersive, unscripted experience of a bygo 27Reads—Score—14d adds
12. 412 新 The Groom Ran Away on Our Wedding Night 新婚夜，新郎跑了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊14k WordsCompleted The Groom Ran Away on Our Wedding Night 86Reads—Score—14d adds

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    On the very first night Jiang Nianwan married into the Prince of Qin's mansion, before the red candles had burned out and her veil was lifted, the groom ran away. He did it with quite a bit of style—leaving behind a note, the ink still wet: "I am on official business, do not worry." She lifted her veil, read the note over and over three times, and only breathed a sigh of relief after confirming there were no words for "divorce."

13. 413 酒 The Clingy Drunk 酒后粘人精 The Di Jiang Divine Beast, Who Has Everything Go Smoothly一切顺利的帝江神兽9k WordsCompleted A Clingy Drunk 11.7kReads—Score—14d adds
14. 414 穿 Transmigrating into the War of Resistance: I Inherit the Grass Dragon Ball from the Start 穿越抗战：开局继承草龙珠 Tears Can Be Salty or Sweet眼泪可咸可甜Modern Romance371k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + War of Resistance Era + Storage Space + Spy Thriller + Hunting Enemy Agents + Delivering Supplies + Strong Female Lead + No Romance] This book continues the worldbuilding of the previous novel, Stay, Medical Immortal, and focuses on a new transmigration story at the First Hospital of Jing City. Everyone at the hospital knew that last year, Dr. Feng Jin had tragically fallen to her death in the stairwell after a night shift. Zhao Xiaobai, a cardiothoracic surgeon and Feng Jin’s 167Reads—Score—14d adds
15. 415 契 My Contract Beast Is My Sister-in-Law 契约兽是我小姑子 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted My Contract Beast Is My Sister-in-Law 18Reads—Score—14d adds
16. 416 破 The Bankrupt Exorcist's Haunted House Livestream 破产天师的凶宅直播间 Fengyuan砜元Mystery356k WordsCompleted “Congratulations. You've inherited a mansion worth a fortune, as well as... 200,000 yuan in deadly yin debt.” The lawyer's voice was like a scalpel, cutting through all my beautiful dreams. I'm Wu Suowei, a con artist who edits photos to pass myself off as a master of the occult. I was planning to pack up and run. But when I opened the doors of Jingxin Studio and saw the strange assortment of “family members” inside... I knew there was no escape. This wasn't a haunted house. It was an ancient se 184Reads—Score—14d adds

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    This book is super funny

17. 417 快 Quick Transmigration: Don't Change My Husband 快穿之不要改变老公 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊56k WordsCompleted Quick Transmigration: Don’t Change My Husband 33Reads—Score—14d adds
18. 418 嫁 I Regretted Marrying Him 嫁给他后我后悔了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted I Regretted Marrying Him 8Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 419 广 Square-Dancing Auntie: Scavenging in Another World, Even the Gods Make Way 广场舞大妈：异界捡破烂，诸神靠边站 User20367194用户2036719418k WordsCompleted Square Dance Aunties: Scavenging in Another World, Even the Gods Give Way 5Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Funny and silly articles

20. 420 掰 Snap the Red Thread and Marry the Demon Venerable 掰开红线嫁魔尊 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊11k WordsCompleted Tear Apart the Red Thread and Marry the Demon Venerable 11Reads—Score—14d adds
21. 421 全 Everyone in the World Has a Golden Finger Except Me 全世界都有金手指，只有我没有 User20367194用户2036719422k WordsCompleted Everyone in the World Has a Golden Finger Except Me 3Reads—Score—14d adds
22. 422 我 My User Is a Female Celebrity 我的用户是女明星 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊28k WordsCompleted My User Is a Female Celebrity 20Reads—Score—14d adds
23. 423 重 Reborn with a Goofy System, I Punish Every Bully at School 重生后我用沙雕系统制裁全校恶人 User20367194用户203671948k WordsCompleted Reborn, I Use a Ridiculous System to Punish the Villains at School 2Reads—Score—14d adds
24. 424 我 I Want This Person for the Rest of My Life 我要这个人一辈子 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance15k WordsCompleted I Want This Person for the Rest of My Life 4Reads—Score—14d adds
25. 425 绿 The Crosstalk Master of the Soccer Field 绿茵相声大师 User20367194用户203671947k WordsCompleted The Soccer Field's Crosstalk Master 2Reads—Score—14d adds
26. 426 侯 The Marquis’s Ears Turned Red 侯爷的耳朵红了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊14k WordsCompleted The Marquis’s Ears Turned Red 63Reads—Score—14d adds
27. 427 被 After My Girlfriend Dumped Me, I Became a God with One Turd, and the Lord of Hell Became My Underling 被甩后我一泡屎封神，地狱君主给我当小弟 User20367194用户20367194Completed After I Got Dumped, One Dump Made Me a God, and the Lord of Hell Became My Lackey —Reads—Score—14d adds
28. 428 司 The Fate Emperor Owes Me Three Hundred Thousand 司命帝君欠我三十万 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted The Fate Emperor Owes Me Three Hundred Thousand 9Reads—Score—14d adds
29. 429 被 After My Advisor Called Me Trash, I Used a Tube of Waste Fluid to Blow Up the Scientific Community 被导师骂垃圾后，我用一管废液炸穿科学圈 User20367194用户203671949k WordsCompleted After My Advisor Called Me Trash, I Used a Tube of Waste Liquid to Blast My Way Through the Scientific Community 1Reads—Score—14d adds
30. 430 她 She Was Already Married When She Wed Me, Yet It Took Her Ten Years to Make Me Willingly Fall for Her Lies 她嫁给我时已是人妻，却用十年让我甘愿被骗 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted She was already another man’s wife when she married me, yet it took her ten years to make me willingly accept the lie 63Reads—Score—14d adds
31. 431 快 The Happy Deliveryman: I Wrote the System 快乐外卖员：系统是我写的 User20367194用户2036719410k WordsCompleted Happy Delivery Rider: I Wrote the System —Reads—Score—14d adds
32. 432 糟 Oops, I’ve Been Kept by the Twins 糟糕，被双胞胎反向包养了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted Uh-Oh, the Twins Have Turned the Tables and Started Keeping Me 9Reads—Score—14d adds
33. 433 捡 I Picked Up a Stray Cat and Made It a God, Now All Humanity Grovels at My Feet 捡只流浪猫当神，我让全人类跪舔 User20367194用户203671948k WordsCompleted I Picked Up a Stray Cat and Made It a God, Now All of Humanity Kneels Before Me —Reads—Score—14d adds
34. 434 七 1970s Space: A Transmigrated Daughter and Her Reborn Mother 七零空间：穿越闺女重生妈 Transmigration and Rebirth穿越加重生Modern Romance394k WordsOngoing [Period] [The 1970s] [Transmigration] [Space] [Reborn] [Mutual devotion] [A touch of ensemble cast] [Educated youth] [Two worlds connected] She opens her eyes and has transmigrated into a book set in the 1970s. Even the paper character's slap across her face hurts like hell. She has become a short-lived cannon-fodder character. Damn it! This woman is going to defy fate and change her destiny! 48.5kReads8.9Score3.5k14d adds

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    This era is really good! The opening line is, "If you want eggs, lay them yourself!" Hahaha... This old lady really doesn't speak human language! And it gets even more exciting...

35. 435 戏 You’re All I See, Onstage and Off 戏里戏外全都是你 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted You’re All I See, Onstage and Off 8Reads—Score114d adds
36. 436 乱 Warlord of a Chaotic Era: I, Yang Zhong, Lay the Foundation for Sui's Eternal Empire 乱世战神：我，杨忠，奠基大隋万古江山 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Historical34k WordsCompleted War-Torn Era’s War God: I, Yang Zhong, Laid the Foundation for the Sui Dynasty’s Eternal Reign 5Reads—Score—14d adds

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    "Sir, are you looking to buy a house?" The beautiful woman asked, her voice clear and crisp, though with a hint of workplace manipulation. "Lingxiao Real Estate is a leading enterprise in Heaven, developing properties that cater to 90% of Heaven's high-end clients. From school district housing to river-view apartments, from affordable housing to villas, we have it all. What's your budget? How many celestial jades can you afford for the monthly mortgage? Do you have any school district requirements?" The Cowherd looked at the woman and suddenly felt she looked familiar. Upon closer inspection—wasn't this his Weaver Girl?! Only back then...

37. 437 穿 Transmigrating Through Thirty Years of the 1960s 穿越六零三十年 Transmigration and Rebirth穿越加重生Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Period] [Transmigration] [Space] [Reborn] [Educated Youth] [A Light Ensemble Cast] [Building Wealth] [The 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s] Chen Xi, the heroine, is transported to the 1960s by a silver-white dragon-and-phoenix ring. She becomes a ten-year-old girl with the same name, and her dream comes true: she gains an enormous space for farming and raising livestock. Blinded by a handsome face, she even takes in the gorgeous Chu Xuan. The only thing she regrets is giving him too much spirit spring w 13.9kReads8.9Score1.1k14d adds
38. 438 分 After We Started Sleeping Apart, My Dao Companion and I Made an Ancient Curse Explode 分房睡后，我和道侣把上古咒印气炸了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊12k WordsCompleted After We Started Sleeping in Separate Rooms, My Dao Companion and I Drove the Ancient Curse Seal Mad 16Reads—Score—14d adds
39. 439 鹊 No More Meetings at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl Are Selling Riverside Apartments in Heaven 鹊桥别相会了，牛郎织女去天庭卖银河江景房 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷26k WordsCompleted No more meeting at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl head to Heaven to sell Milky Way-view apartments 1Reads—Score—14d adds
40. 440 寻 The Legend of Qin: Trails of the Dream Immortal 寻秦记之云梦仙踪 Gray Cat, Gray Cat灰猫灰猫Xianxia2.4M WordsOngoing Transmigrated into the Warring States era, only to become an ingredient for immortal cultivation? Why keep this Heavenly Dao around until the New Year? Watching the "immortal seed" squirm in his dantian, Xu Shenwu finally understood that ascension was all a lie. The spiritual energy ordinary people painstakingly cultivated for a thousand years was nothing but fertilizer for the great medicine grown for the immortals of the Upper Realm! The year he transmigrated to Yunmeng Mountain, he spent a wh 8.6kReads9.5Score74414d adds

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    Not bad, funny! I recommend a few books!! Fantasy! The first new book with a million pages, about going to the Warring States period to find Qin, accidentally cultivating immortality, is a bit exaggerated, but still very funny, with constant tension! Especially after chapter 200, the pacing is good! Give it a try! The other two are also good!

41. 441 八 Eight Years as Brothers 八年兄弟 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊18k WordsCompleted Brothers for Eight Years 47Reads—Score—14d adds
42. 442 全 The Concubines in the Harem Are All Pretending to Fight for Favor, but I’m the Only One Who Means It 全后宫的妃嫔都在演争宠，只有我是真的 When Flowers Fall, Summer Is Still Cool花落夏亦凉Ancient Romance9k WordsCompleted The Concubines in the Entire Harem Are All Pretending to Compete for Favor. I’m the Only One Who’s Sincere —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Here comes a new recommendation. It's a short story, 10 minutes long, easy to watch in one go. The plot is quite interesting, the little palace maid is hilarious, and it's not formulaic. Worth watching.

43. 443 笑 I'm Dead! Bajie Works with His Old Flame at Huaguoshan Tourism 笑死！八戒在花果山文旅和旧情人上班 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction29k WordsCompleted I’m dead! Bajie is working at Huaguoshan Tourist Resort with his old flame. 13Reads—Score—14d adds
44. 444 你 You and I, Heart to Heart 你侬我侬 Smiling Eyes Amid Peach Blossoms桃花深处眉眼弯弯Ancient Romance322k WordsCompleted A hazy dream left Qiaoqiao unable to see things clearly, but one thing was certain: Mo Henghuan was a massive scumbag! So why wait? She should dump him! But why did trouble follow right on his heels, and why was it so hard to deal with? Well, having an ally was important, and the heir of the Bai family seemed like a good choice. But I’m only joining forces with you, not marrying you. How about we renegotiate the terms? The Bai heir: “Qiaoqiao, whether we’re cooperating or plotting together, you 2kReads9.5Score24814d adds

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    Non-stop fun from beginning to end

45. 445 天 Dragon Cub in the Heavenly Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s Great-Grandson 天牢龙崽：我是汉武帝的皇曾孙 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Historical84k WordsCompleted Little Dragon in the Celestial Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s great-grandson 25Reads—Score—14d adds
46. 446 前 My Ex-Boyfriend Doesn’t Dare Touch Me 前男友他不敢碰我 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊15k WordsCompleted My Ex-Boyfriend Doesn't Dare Touch Me 104Reads—Score114d adds
47. 447 不 Dude, Are You Collecting Historical Figures? 不是哥们，你收集古人啊 The Hydra's Top Male Model九头蛇首席男模Historical1.1M WordsCompleted [Meme humor]+ [Laugh-out-loud comedy]+ [Three Kingdoms]+ [Water Margin]+ [Unhinged]+ [Awkward singing]+ [Workhorse] This is a funny transmigration story about a workhorse, a slacker, and a monkey. They first transmigrate to the Three Kingdoms era and collect its heroes, only to discover that the heroes they’ve collected are supposed to play Honor of Kings for their master! Later, the chief hall master who got in through the back door usurps the throne, and the three of them end up in the Water M 43Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Give this book a try! It's an absolutely insane masterpiece of wacky and hilarious writing!

48. 448 疯 Three Mad Empresses: After Ten Thousand Years of Cultivation, I Return as a Top-Tier Star 疯批三女帝：穿修万年，归来仍是都市顶流 Jin Xing'er Who Likes Catsharks喜欢猫鲨的金星儿11k WordsCompleted Three unhinged female emperors: After ten thousand years of cultivation, they return as top-tier stars in the city 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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    [Laugh][Laugh][Laugh][Laugh][Laugh][Laugh][Laugh][Laugh][Smile][Fear]

49. 449 小 The Little Daoist Heads Down the Mountain, Surrounded by Admirers 小道爷下山桃花朵朵开 Jin Xing'er Who Likes Catsharks喜欢猫鲨的金星儿24k WordsCompleted The Little Taoist Master Comes Down from the Mountain, and Romance Blossoms Everywhere 2Reads—Score—14d adds
50. 450 拉 I Landed a 1.7-Million-Yuan Job 拉了一单170万的活 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted I Landed a 1.7 Million Job —Reads—Score—14d adds

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