Funny Stories That'll Make You Laugh Until You Pound the Bed 搞笑 笑到捶床
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- 301 Honey, Is Online Dating Fun? 老婆，网恋好玩吗？ Honey, Was Online Dating Fun? 23Reads—Score—14d adds
- 302 That Leftover Egg Tart We Remembered for a Lifetime 那个吃剩的蛋挞，我们记了一辈子 That Leftover Egg Tart Stayed With Us for a Lifetime 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 303 The Genetic Modification Plan Went Wrong 基因改造计划翻车了 The Genetic Modification Plan Went Wrong 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 304 My Wife's Genes Mutated 我老婆她基因突变了 My Wife Has Undergone a Genetic Mutation 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 305 I Used This Face to Snag a Peerless Husband 我用这张脸骗了个绝世老公 I Used This Face to Snag the Perfect Husband 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 306 The Slipper-Wearing Bandit Is Taming Her Husband Online 拖鞋女土匪在线驯夫 The Slipper-Wearing Bandit Takes Her Husband in Hand 304Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Demon-Cultivation Tale of Cat Lao Liu 猫老六修妖传
[Demon Cultivation | Immortal Cultivation | Comedy | Playing the Fool to Catch the Tiger | Ruthless and Decisive] Mao Laoliu was a wild, unrestrained fellow who accidentally came into possession of the Heavenly Toad, a supreme treasure from the Immortal Realm. The toad carried his soul across time and space to a world of immortal cultivators, where he was reborn in the body of a black cat. And so Mao Laoliu began his life as a demon cultivator…
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- 308 I’ll Do Whatever It Takes to Cultivate Immortality 不择手段去修仙 Feel-Good Story + Comedy + Mortal Cultivation + No Harem + Xuanhuan + No System Belief: If you've got thick skin, you get the meat. Motto: If a problem can be solved by sweet-talking, never resort to force. Principle: If nobody messes with me, I'll mess with them anyway. Specialty: Play the pig to eat the tiger. I'm number one at showing off. A street punk from the 21st century accidentally obtains a rare treasure and transmigrates to a world overrun by immortals, demonic cultivators, and practi 11.4kReads8.8Score94914d adds
- 309 The God Who Fell into the Demonic Path 坠入魔道的神 Legend has it that this world is bound by the Heavenly Dao, and only by devouring it can one empower oneself and rise to a higher plane. One day, a Heavenly Dao tomb from a higher plane descended into the mortal world and chose an infant, entering the child's body. From then on, a vast conspiracy gradually unfolded around this child. A lone star of ill fortune descended to the mortal realm, all living beings suffered, and the Divine Clan was destroyed. See how the heaven-chosen youth navigate 18.6kReads8.9Score1.7k14d adds
- 310 Cultivation: I Have a Heaven-Devouring Pearl 修仙，我有一颗吞天珠 By chance, an ordinary young man obtains the most powerful treasure in the Three Realms, the Heaven-Replenishing Pearl. From then on, he defies fate and changes his destiny, fighting his way from the human realm to the spirit realm, founding the world’s strongest people, then battling his way into the immortal realm for the sake of his obsession. He rises from humble beginnings in the mortal world and brings it all to an end in the immortal realm! 8.9kReads8.7Score60914d adds
- 311 Carrying a Coffin on My Way to Cultivate Immortality 扛着棺材去修仙 A young man from a once-prosperous family accidentally finds a jade seal coiled by a dragon. He never realizes that this powerful seal is not only a formidable weapon, but also a key to a world of advanced civilization… 60.2kReads8.5Score3.9k14d adds
- 312 Mortal Cultivation, Beginning with Starlight 凡人修仙，从星光开始 An ordinary boy is chosen by a star and sent from Earth to another world. His fate is changed forever, and he begins his cultivation journey in this unfamiliar land. He stumbles through cultivation, treading as carefully as if on thin ice, all so he can find his way home. But being reborn was simply a fate that had been ordained... 3.2kReads7.3Score23814d adds
- 313 For That Dream, I Will Split Heaven and Earth 为了那个梦，我要开天辟地 Legend has it that everything in this world is an illusion. This world is merely a dream of yours. As long as you exist, this world exists. When you are gone, it will naturally crumble and vanish... Wang Bin lost his world, lost his dream. For the sake of that dream and the person he loved most, he would split open the heavens and cleave the earth. He would create that world... 506Reads—Score—14d adds
- 314 What a Clever Adultery Bust 这奸，捉得妙 What a perfect time to catch them in the act 344Reads—Score—14d adds
- 315 Fooled Twice and Slept With? I Turned Around and Made the Whole Cultivation World Cry 被骗两次还被睡？反手骗哭整个修仙界 Fooled twice and slept with, too? I’ll turn around and make the entire cultivation world cry. 15Reads—Score—14d adds
- 316 After I Called Off the Wedding, My Male Concubine Turned Out to Be My Long-Lost Wife 悔婚后，男妾竟是我失散多年的娘子 After Breaking Off the Engagement, My Male Concubine Turned Out to Be My Long-Lost Wife 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 317 Master, You Said the Three Realms Were at Peace 师尊他说，三界太平 Master Says the Three Realms Are at Peace 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 318 My Pay Card Is an Ancient Divine Artifact 我的工资卡是上古神器 My Salary Card Is an Ancient Divine Artifact 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 319 I Sent My Boyfriend a Love Text 我给男友发了条情话 I Sent My Boyfriend a Love Text 118Reads—Score—14d adds
- 320 The Best Waist in the Three Realms 三界第一腰 The Best Waist in the Three Realms 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 321 Grandma’s Divine Assist 奶奶的神助攻 Grandma's Brilliant Assist 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 322 Seventy Million in Overtime Pay 七千万的加班费 Seventy Million in Overtime Pay —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 323 I Watched from Below as He Married Her Sister. Later, She Became My Wife 台下看我娶她妹，后来她成了我妻 She watched from below as I married her younger sister. Later, she became my wife. 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 324 Red Candles, Broken Vows: The Eminent Monk Plays Along 红烛破戒：高僧他将计就计 Breaking the Vows by Candlelight: The High Monk Plays Along 34Reads—Score—14d adds
- 325 On New Year’s Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 除夕夜，岳母三次推门后，老婆说我们是假结婚 On New Year's Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 570Reads—Score—14d adds
- 326 My Deskmate: From “Lone Sail” to “Coming from the Sun’s Edge” 同桌的你，从“孤帆”变成了我的“日边来” You, my deskmate, went from being a “lone sail” to the one who came to me “from beyond the sun’s edge.” 1Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Appraisal Is Burned! Nobody Say a Word 鉴定烧了！谁也别说出去
The Appraisal's Been Burned! Don't Tell Anyone
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The Villain's Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old: If Dad Won't Rebel, I'll Do It 反派幼崽三岁半，爹不造反我来干
[Adored by everyone + feel-good power fantasy + gloomy antagonist gets remade into a doting dad + daughter sweet-talks her villain father into spoiling her + female supporting character has a System] Wen Ruan was an evil villain who dreamed of ruling the world. The good news: she transmigrated as the three-and-a-half-year-old biological daughter of Qin Jiuzhou, the ultimate villain. The bad news: she’d landed in the epilogue, where the gloomy villain who could crush the heavens and earth had los
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The Apocalypse Ambassador Travels the World 末世大使，全球旅行
(Not a DIY system) The apocalypse arrives. While everyone else awakens powers like fireballs and lightning, Jiujiu awakens a travel check-in System. Every time she checks in at a tourist attraction, the System gives her a blind box of local specialties. All she wants is to earn enough points to trade for a permanent lie-flat card. But all of humanity mistakes her for carrying out some inscrutable "global salvation plan." And so, a slacker who only wants to travel is forced to embark on a journey
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You Tore Out My Heart to Save Your True Love? I'll Send You All to Eternal Hell 挖我心脏救白月光？我让他们永堕地狱
They tore out my heart to save their beloved, so I'll send them all to eternal damnation
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My Lord, I’m Really Not a Scoundrel, and I Didn’t Mean to Grope You 大人，属下真不是渣男，不是故意吃你豆腐的
My Lord, I swear I’m not a scoundrel. I didn’t mean to cop a feel.
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The Eccentric Teacher's Diary of Pursuing His Wife 抽象夫子追妻记
The Eccentric Tutor’s Quest to Win Back His Wife
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I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年
I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire.
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- 334 After My Divorce, I Became My Ex-Husband's Boss 离婚后，我逆袭成前夫顶头上司 After My Divorce, I Staged a Comeback and Became My Ex-Husband’s Boss 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 335 After My Ex-Husband Cheated, I Took Refuge in My Mortal Enemy's Arms 被前夫绿帽后，我转投死对头怀抱 After My Ex-Husband Cheated on Me, I Turned to His Archenemy —Reads—Score—14d adds
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Mother and Daughter Reborn, the Royal Family Is in a Panic 母女重生，皇家慌惨了
Original story of the short drama (pregnancy-and-run plot + palace intrigue + quadruplets in one birth + father-in-law showing his love + spiritual spring space). Liu Qingqing arrives after transmigrating with a spiritual spring space, only to be forced from the start to marry the dying Prince of War as a bride meant to bring him good luck. To avoid being buried alive with him, Liu Qingqing uses the spring water to save the man. One cup of wedding wine from her mother-in-law makes the couple fal
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- 337 Remarried into a Marquis's Household with Her Mother, She Drives Her Birth Father Up the Wall 随母二嫁侯府，亲爹被气飞边子了 [One-on-one romance + Remarried with her mother + Spirit Spring Space + Palace intrigue + Overprotective older stepbrother] Tang Banruo was born with a Spirit Spring Space. When she was just a month old, her mother was falsely accused of pushing her husband's illegitimate son to his death. Her mother was divorced and driven out of the general's estate, so she bought a nunnery and moved in with Tang Banruo. From then on, the nunnery's incense offerings flourished, making it famous far and wide! H 3.6kReads8.3Score48314d adds
- 338 Remarried with Her Mother! The God of War Baili Hongzhuang Is Plotting to Marry Me! 随母改嫁！战神百里红妆谋娶我！ [Original novel of the short drama Wish Fulfilled, palace and household intrigue, one-on-one romance, transmigration, spiritual spring space] Shen Ruyi, the richest woman of the 30th century, was struck by lightning after showing off her money, and her soul transmigrated to another world! When Shen Ruyi was six, her heartless father, who had passed the imperial exams at the top, abandoned his wife and daughter! But Shen Ruyi was no ordinary little girl. She found her mother a husband, and the tw 4.1kReads9.1Score50214d adds
- 339 She Bears Eight Children, and the Prince, the Only Heir for Eight Generations, Grins from Ear to Ear 连生八个娃，八代单传王爷笑歪脸 [One-on-One Romance + Spatial Dimension + Adorable Kids + Male Lead's Groveling Quest to Win His Wife Back] Su Miaomiao, a hapless survivor of the apocalypse, is betrayed by her lover after her spatial dimension is exposed! When she wakes again, she's the wife of a prince of the imperial clan! The original owner loved Prince Wan Jiuhan to the point of obsession. When she learned her husband planned to take a secondary wife, she threatened to hang herself, only to actually get herself killed! Pri 11.1kReads9.2Score1.5k14d adds
- 340 Remarried with Her Mother: The Green Tea Has No Fear Because She’s Spoiled 随母再嫁！绿茶被偏爱的有恃无恐 Tang Bijiao, a green-tea schemer, survives her tribulation and transmigrates into the body of a five-year-old girl. Her mother is the legitimate wife, but her scumbag father dotes on his secondary wife and her children. Tang Bijiao arrives and decides she’s not putting up with it! Every day, she lays it on thick: “Mother, Brother hit my hand! It’s all red!” “Mother, my sister stole my sweet pastry! Waaah...” “Father yelled at me, too!” “Mother, that wicked concubine let her dog bite me, and she 763Reads8.8Score11014d adds
- 341 The General Scorned Me, So I Broke Off the Engagement, Bought the Abandoned Crown Prince, and Had His Baby 将军嫌弃，我退婚买废太子生崽崽 [One-on-one romance + personal space + spirit spring + mutual pampering + adorable child + later pursuit of the wife] Su Qingdai wants to get married before her mother passes away, but her fiancé, General Shao Zongshen, looks down on her. “A bumpkin like you could never be good enough for me. I already have someone I love. You have two choices: break off the engagement, or behave yourself and become my concubine!” Su Qingdai: “A faithless man like you is no better than a dog. Let’s break off the 1.4kReads8.0Score17714d adds
- 342 Exiled Right After Our Wedding, the Chaste War King Starts a Rebellion for Me 刚成亲就流放，禁欲战王为我造反 [One-on-one romance + transmigration + finding warmth together + mutual devotion + adorable baby arrives] Lin Yuan, a modern woman who enjoys the finer things in life, met with an accident while traveling and transmigrated to an alternate dynasty. To make matters worse, she became the despised Princess of War, and was sent into exile in the northern wastelands. Along the way, she found the husband she'd married but never met. Survival expert Lin Yuan used every trick she'd learned across two lif 3.2kReads9.0Score30914d adds
- 343 How I Turned My Childhood Friend, the Film Emperor, into My Number One Hater 关于我把青梅竹马影帝熬成“头号黑粉”这回事 How I Turned My Childhood Friend, the Movie Star, Into His “Biggest Hater” 1Reads—Score—14d adds
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Xianxia: The Sword-Bearer Slays Demons 仙侠：请剑人斩妖
(This new author's score just came out at 6, but it will gradually rise. For the mini-theater, please visit my homepage > Author's Notes > A Note from the Author.) Jiang He is a peerless prodigy, blessed with an ice spiritual root and an innate sword body, a talent rarely seen in the Shushan Sect in ten thousand years. His master is the greatest Sword Immortal in the Five Provinces, his senior sister is the sect's top disciple, and his adoptive father is the Grand Tutor of the imperial court. Fr
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- 345 The Battle of Wits Between My Son and Me 我与儿子的斗智斗勇 The Battle of Wits Between Me and My Son —Reads—Score—14d adds
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Bankruptcy Is No Big Deal: I Still Own a Male Model Agency 破产不要紧，我名下还有家男模店
Going Bankrupt Is No Big Deal. I Still Own a Male Model Club
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- 347 BOSS Direct Hire? I’m the Heavenly Court’s BOSS BOSS直聘？我才是天庭的BOSS BOSS Wanted: I'm the Heavenly Court's BOSS 17Reads—Score—14d adds
- 348 Leave Me Alone! I'm Just a Mosquito, and I'm Male! 放过我吧，我只是只蚊子，公的！ Give me a break! I’m just a mosquito, and a male one at that! 264Reads—Score314d adds
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Transmigrate to Turn a Poor Home into a Prosperous One 穿越之穷家富路
The unlucky Jian family transmigrates to ancient times after an ill-timed hiking trip. There is no good news, only bad news. The bad news includes, but isn't limited to, the fact that they've transmigrated to a place in the middle of a famine, they're so poor they can only dig up grass roots, not one person in the family has a golden finger, and, worst of all, they don't even have a place to stay. The first full meal they eat after transmigrating comes from begging alms from a monk. With a fate
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- 350 I’ve Transmigrated to a Famine Year. If You Need Me, Burn Some Paper Offerings 本人已穿荒年，有事记得烧纸 Chen Dongyue transmigrated. The good news: She gained access to a strange pocket dimension. The catch was that the unreliable space only worked if her old friend You Sijia made daily “offerings” to it. The bad news: She had transmigrated into the body of a woman as burly as a mountain and as fierce as a tigress. Her family was poor, and on top of that, she had to deal with the “mess” her missing husband had left behind, as well as support her mother-in-law, brother-in-law, and sister-in-law. Luc 7.5kReads9.3Score77614d adds
