Looking for Weird, Hilarious, Completely Unhinged Stories. The Weirder and Funnier, the Better! 求抽象的好笑的发癫的文，越抽象越好，越好笑越好
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- 51 Slay the Gods: I’m a Water-Spirited River God, You Know 斩神：人家是水灵灵的河神哟 [Slaying the Gods + roleplay + River God + conceptual deity + goofy humor + stealing the spotlight + near-invincible + shamelessly unbothered] [The highest-rated Slaying the Gods fanfic. He Fan transmigrates into the world of Slaying the Gods. The bad news: He runs into a Faceless and nearly bites the dust. The good news: He awakens the [God-Tier Roleplay System]. From the start, he plays the River God. Once his roleplay reaches certain 39.1kReads9.3Score5.2kShelves
- 52 One Piece: Unbelievable! Who Gave the Straw Hat Pirates a System? 海贼：逆天！谁给草帽团系统的？ After transmigrating into the One Piece world from the start, Ron accidentally discovered Imu was a woman, and was instantly killed. Reborn in Windmill Village, he awakened the Pirate Main System! Its ability was absurdly powerful: as long as a target met a sub-System's binding requirements, he could give them one. Any rewards their sub-Systems earned would be returned to him tenfold! Ron: Great, great, now we're talking. Sabo gets the Strongest Pay-to-Win System, and Ace gets the Strongest Sign 1.8kReads7.7Score113Shelves
- 53 EN Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 333.1kReads9.7Score43.5kShelves
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Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派：我的弟弟是天选之子
"Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain
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- 55 To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球 [Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries. 4.6kReads9.3Score834Shelves
- 56 A Short-Lived Forbidden Spell Caster? I Have an Undying Body 禁咒师短命？我拥有不死之身 Ye Lin transmigrates to a world overrun by demons and monsters, where he gains an immortal body. Because changing jobs in this world costs a fortune, he exploits a bug and sells his own organs to scrape together enough money to take part in the job-change ceremony. On the day of the ceremony, he becomes an SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcaster, but everyone around him mocks him. That's because SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcasters have to sacrifice their lifespan or their flesh to cast spells, so they're usu 197kReads8.8Score7.4kShelves
- 57 A Day Spent Taming the Sinister Villain Like a Dog 驯服阴鸷反派当狗的一天 [Pseudo transmigration into a book + villain] [Heiress of a tycoon family + sinister illegitimate son] [Villainous couple] There was a saying circulating around Shengde Academy: Gu Ye was Yin En’s obedient little dog. “Daring to confess to him? Did you get Yin En’s permission first?” 16.7kReads9.0Score1.9kShelves
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This Cringe-Meme Hell Is Too Hard? Too Bad I'm an Absurdist Who Loves a Good Laugh 烂梗地狱太难？可惜我抽象乐子人
[Meme humor] [Absurd] [Comedy] [Infinite flow] [Mind-blowing twists] The World Will became completely obsessed with absurd videos, and forced everyone to play a terrible meme game! Help Assistant Tang Wang’s animal friends take down Fu Rong Wang’s Bo Gang army? Join Lao Ba in seizing shares in Dao Ge’s Good Juice Group? Transform into Quan Kaka to resist General Enqing? In the end, Xia Jun led his ragtag friends to defeat the World Will and deliver a victory speech: “Thank goodness I chose to st
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My Aloof Ex Suddenly Shows Up and Becomes My Boss 闷骚前男友空降，成了我老板
Completed! A short-form drama adaptation is now available. Cool, refined, secretly passionate executive × sharp-tongued, softhearted assistant with a prickly streak [Sharp tongues and stubborn hearts + reunion after years apart + intense possessiveness + sweet, angsty pursuit + both leads are virgins] Qiao Xu, from an ordinary family, dated Xu Si'an, the young heir to Luocheng’s wealthy elite, for two years and eight months while they were at university. They planned to meet each other’s famili
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- 60 Gaia Returns 盖亚再临 More than twenty years after the “Root of Destruction” incident... The ashes of “Destruction”: Though Gaia and Agul stopped the global catastrophe brought by the Root of Destruction, also known as the “Destruction Bringer” incident, its shock waves caused far-reaching devastation and chaos, later known as the “Great Collapse.” Human society endured a long and painful period of rebuilding. A new threat emerges: Peace is fragile. The “remnants of the Root of Destruction,” confirmed by Hiroya Fu 13Reads—Score—Shelves
- 61 Dating Show: Why Are You Picking on Him? He’s Deficient in Virtue 恋综：你惹他干嘛？他五行缺德啊 [Goofy + hilarious + showbiz + variety shows + meme jokes + dating show + straight-talking guy] Chen Yang transmigrated. He landed in the body of a man on the day he was about to be coerced into sleeping with someone for a career opportunity. He thought he was finally about to reach the pinnacle of life, but after seeing the wealthy woman’s face, the teachings of Mencius he’d learned ten years earlier struck him right between the eyes. Wealth cannot corrupt him, poverty cannot make him abandon h 121.3kReads9.0Score13.6kShelves
- 62 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签？贫道替你逆天改命！ [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 43.1kReads8.9Score3.6kShelves
- 63 EN I Threaten the Female Lead from the Start, and I'm Set on Being the Villain 开局威胁女主，这个反派我当定了 [Scheming, shameless, hilarious. Pure-love fans, beware] Jiang Che transmigrated into the role of a rich second-generation villain in a modern wish-fulfillment novel, and was bound to a God-Tier Choice System. From the start, he happened to catch the heroine trying to sneak a peek at the exam papers. A villain’s choice was triggered! [Choice One: Pretend you saw nothing] [Choice Two: Shout at her, drawing a crowd] [Choice Three: ...] And so, a perverted supervillain was born. To avoid being 79.7kReads8.9Score6.6kShelves
- 64 This Is Hilarious! Everyone Wants This Guy Dead 笑疯了！这哥们人人喊打 [Funny + lighthearted + wicked + absurd + at war with the whole world + come in for a laugh] Ling Chen is a born troublemaker whom everyone naturally dislikes. A fortune-teller said his fate was so harsh that his father would die when he was three, his mother would be doomed when he was seven, and he would never have a complete family. So his father ran away, and his mother cut ties with him too. After finally making it into college, Ling Chen is hated by the entire school and sent to the fronti 35.8kReads7.8Score3kShelves
- 65 My Food Refreshes at Random, Leaving Customers Drooling 我的美食随机刷新，顾客馋哭了 This book is also known as: Selling Extra-Spicy Grilled Wings Outside a Colorectal Hospital [Food + no female lead + everyday life + comedy + perfect with a meal] Lin Xuan didn't want to go to work, so he unexpectedly bound himself to a food System. Every week, it assigned a random location and a random dish. But the very first week's task left him dumbfounded. What? Sell extra-spicy grilled wings outside a colorectal hospital? What kind of devilish task was that? And that was only the beginnin 82kReads9.3Score8.5kShelves
- 66 You're Just a Scrap Collector, and You Actually Turned Down the School Beauty?! 你一收废品的，居然拒绝校花？！ Su An transmigrated to a parallel world and became a student at Longguo Media University. With graduation approaching, Longshi Media launched a livestream show called Graduation Challenge. All graduating media students nationwide had to choose a main occupation and take on a three-month livestream challenge to earn money through that job! Luckily, Su An awakened a Super Junk System that could analyze discarded items, appraise their value, and find potential buyers. So he set out to make a living —Reads—Score1.7kShelves
- 67 Dating Show: I Became a Top-Tier Star by Being Shameless 恋综：缺德的我成为了顶流 The short drama adapted from this novel, Dating Show Oddball: The Top-Tier Star Can't Take It Anymore, is now streaming on Tomato! [Absurd comedy] + [Dating Show] + [Ten years of driving experience] Chen Su joined a Dating Show. He thought the director had chosen him for his looks, but it turned out to be because he was weird. From the moment he agreed to join, the whole show descended into chaos. # Guests write down their names to be assigned to teams. The female guest blushes and stammers, "Wh 16.5kReads8.7Score1.2kShelves
- 68 The Heaven-Ordained Fortune Teller 天命神算 When I was thirteen, I fell gravely ill. My fever wouldn't break, and no matter how many famous doctors I saw, none could cure me. My grandfather healed me, but he died mysteriously five years later. Only then did I learn that he had incurred a karmic debt on my behalf. So I inherited his legacy and embarked on the path of a feng shui master. 148.2kReads9.2Score17.3kShelves
- 69 EN From the Start, Immortal for Eternity, Laying Low Until the End of Time 开局长生万古，苟到天荒地老 [Published in print] [Not a wish-fulfillment story + tranquil daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no tragedy + survival expert] Enter with caution. A longevity story told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, moves into a small domain, and then enters the vast world of cultivation, passing through the eras of flourishing development, golden prosperity, the collapse of the rules, the great dark up 515.8kReads9.7Score69.9kShelves
- 70 EN Immortality System: I Outlived Everyone 系统赋我长生，我熬死了所有人 Observing the love and hatred of cultivators across the river of time from a perspective beyond life itself. He left a modest little town and entered the wondrous world of cultivation. His journey sped up and slowed down, moving forward or stopping to rest, but he never stopped walking. The Age of Declining Dharma, the Age of Emperors, the Age of Dark Turmoil… He appeared in every age, and the only thing he could do was watch old friends die with his own eyes, then see them off to their grave 581.6kReads9.4Score60.6kShelves
- 71 Heavenly Abyss 天渊 (The print edition has been published and is available to buy online) A hundred years ago, Chen Qingyuan entered a forbidden zone called the Heavenly Abyss. His soul lamp went out, and everyone believed he was dead. Today, Chen Qingyuan has emerged from the forbidden zone alive, but his cultivation has been destroyed and his spiritual roots severed. With his beloved breaking off their engagement and the various sects bullying him, what is Chen Qingyuan supposed to do? “Chen Qingyuan, you have tw 974.8kReads9.4Score97.1kShelves
- 72 EN Misty Rain Tower 烟雨楼 [The print edition is now available nationwide at all major retailers] "Traditional xuanhuan" "No harem" In the land of Jiuzhou stands a tower called the Misty Rain Tower. Its master, Li Qingzhi, is hailed as a peerless prodigy, holding life and death in his hands beneath the cover of night. Yet what the world doesn’t know is that someone else stands behind the Misty Rain Tower, its true founder. Using the guise of a spoiled young master as cover, he manipulates the winds and clouds and plots ac 868.8kReads9.6Score66.1kShelves
- 73 EN I'm Not a God of Theater 我不是戏神 The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa 1.7MReads9.9Score178.8kShelves
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The Humorous Tales of A Dai 幽默故事阿呆
This collection contains all kinds of stories, including the sorts of tales the general public enjoys. Whenever you have some free time, pick up a book to while away the hours. I hope readers will enjoy the historical and cultural legends and prophecies. I'll keep writing more stories with soul.
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My Hilarious High-Martial Arts Traits Are Permanent! 搞笑高武：我的词条永久生效！
[Urban Fantasy] [Pseudo-Invincible] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Passionate and Action-Packed] [Today's Top Campus Headlines] "Shocking! S-Rank Genius Defeated by a Toilet! The Culprit Turns Out to Be F-Rank?!" "Martial Arts Exam: Contestant Raises a Salted Fish and Dances Wildly!" "Trending Across the Stars: Is This Year's Savior Just Too Absurd?" Lin Buyu opens the trending topics and falls silent. All he did was add the tags "rainbow-flavored flattery" and "precision airdrop" to an old toilet... Wh
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