My Hilarious High-Martial Arts Traits Are Permanent!

[Urban Fantasy] [Pseudo-Invincible] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Passionate and Action-Packed]

[Today's Top Campus Headlines]

"Shocking! S-Rank Genius Defeated by a Toilet! The Culprit Turns Out to Be F-Rank?!"

"Martial Arts Exam: Contestant Raises a Salted Fish and Dances Wildly!"

"Trending Across the Stars: Is This Year's Savior Just Too Absurd?"

Lin Buyu opens the trending topics and falls silent.

All he did was add the tags "rainbow-flavored flattery" and "precision airdrop" to an old toilet...

Why is the whole internet calling him the "Federation's Shit-Fury" now?!

With the whole universe hunting him down, he silently raises his latest item to save himself.

As the Beast God of the End tears apart the starry river,

and the Federation fleet crumbles into dust beneath its feet,

Lin Buyu silently pulls out a holy lance glowing with a ridiculous light. "Activate, Kingdom of the Absurd!"

At that moment, the toilet sprays holy light! The broom insults the gods!

The whole universe watches the livestream and tags everyone in a frenzy:

"You call this F-rank good-for-nothing?!"