Looking for Absurd Stories, the Kind That Make You Laugh Yourself Awake in the Middle of the Night 想要抽象小说，最好是半夜都能笑醒的那种
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- 51 I'm a Good Person, So Why Do You Call Me a Menace? 我一个好人，你们说我是祸害？ [School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst 52.3kReads9.3Score5.2kShelves
- 52 You Look Down on Security Guards? Time for a Little Fist! 看不起保安？小铁拳来喽！ [Role-playing + choices + comedy + superpowers + school life + nearly invincible] Some people don't become security guards until they are sixty. Qin Yu is different: at just eighteen, he has become the honored five-star general of Biguiyuan, skipping decades of detours compared to everyone else! It's all because he awakened the God-Tier Role-Playing System. As long as he plays different professions, he can earn rewards! [Play the role of an outstanding security guard] [Mission objectives]: 1. St 19.3kReads8.6Score1.8kShelves
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I’m Screwed! The Dating Show Is Full of My Ex-Boyfriends, So Stay Away 丸辣！恋综全是前男友，都别过来
[Comedy and Memes + 1v1 Sweet Romance + Dating Show Livestream + Feel-Good Face-Slapping + Fake and Real Heiresses + Male Rivals Battling for Her] Unhinged C-list actress and real heiress vs. goofy movie star Li Miao was so mad she passed out, then transmigrated into a book as the villainous real heiress and second female lead. She never expected the original character to be a master of time management with dozens of boyfriends, a total heartbreaker! To avoid having her heart cut out and her org
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- 54 Explosive Chemistry! The Crazy Couple Turns a Breakup Show Upside Down 磕炸！疯疯夫妇爆改分手综艺 [Ridiculous Comedy + Sweet Romance + Cathartic] [Naturally Evil, Yandere Heroine × Shameless, Old-Dog Teasing Hero] Jiang Hua, an evil spirit who survives by feeding on resentment, is sent to the fringe world to serve her sentence. Here, she is the foil to her twin sister: the yandere uses her as a substitute, her parents treat her as a jinx, and netizens gawk at her like a monkey. She is supposed to suffer both physically and emotionally and rack up enough Suffering Points to complete her missi 16.3kReads9.1Score2kShelves
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I Pick Through Trash, Yet I'm the Immortal Sect's Live-In Son-in-Law 捡垃圾的我，竟是仙门赘婿
On my first visit to her home, my future mother-in-law threw ten million at me to make me give up. How do I show her just how formidable I am? Also known as: The Immortal Was Once a Demon and I Can’t Fight, But I’m an Immortal
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- 56 I Transmigrated into a Villainess, So I Helped the Big Shot Rise Again 穿成恶毒女配，我陪大佬东山再起 Transmigrate into a book + marriage first, love later + adorable child + satisfying revenge + sweet romance + going off the rails + no-brainer fun + devoted couple Xu Yi transmigrates into a book as a vicious supporting character who is eight months pregnant. The original character cares only about money. To attach herself to a powerful man, she schemes to get pregnant by him. But when she learns he has gone bankrupt in her eighth month of pregnancy, she unhesitatingly aborts the baby, dumps h 3.7kReads7.5Score1.2kShelves
- 57 I Pretended for Two Years, Then Suddenly Everyone Could Read My Mind 装了.两年突然被-读-心 Pretending for two years, then suddenly getting mind-read —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 58 I Was Supposed to Be a Background Character, So How Did I Become Everyone’s Favorite? 说好的背景板，怎么变成万人迷了 The rating has only just opened, so babies, please don't let it scare you away! The low number of readers is because I went out to have fun during the National Day holiday and stopped updating. Babies, please give me a look! [All male leads are virgins, lots of competition for the heroine, the men fight over her] Chu Qi's task is to play a background character in the romance between the male and female leads and help them end up together. * After transmigrating into a story where the childhood s 857Reads8.2Score101Shelves
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The System Is Absurd, But So Am I 系统很抽象，还好我也是
The System is absurd. Good thing I am too.
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Transmigrate Into a Book as Rich Sisters-in-Law, My Bestie and I Take the Stage Together! 穿书富家妯娌，我和闺蜜齐上阵！
[Short drama now available] [Two couples + best friends transmigrate into a book and both marry into wealthy families + lighthearted daily life + sweet romance + old-school domineering CEOs + supporting female character System] Lin Nanqiao and Xia Linshi transmigrate into a book together and are married off to twin brothers through a family alliance. They go from best friends to best friends and sisters-in-law, stacking their buffs to the max. In the original story, they are both cannon-fodder s
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- 61 The Eleventh Year After My Death 我死后的第十一年 [Reborn face-slapping + a beloved family reunited] [Brilliant, dazzling heiress vs. a powerful man who seems refined and radiant but is, in truth, a dark and obsessive ghost] Lin Mo opened her eyes to discover she had transmigrated to the eleventh year after her death. As she lay dying, she learned that this world was a novel, and all three of her younger brothers were villains. Her second brother was a ruthless CEO who wore Buddhist prayer beads and was in love with the heroine, making an enemy 22.6kReads9.1Score3.4kShelves
- 62 You Play the Substitute So Well, Even the Real One Can't Compare 这替身当的，正主都比不过你 [Single heroine, everyday romance, comedy, lovable oddballs] This is a story about writing whatever comes to mind. It's a pretty mellow read, so if that's not your thing, please move along! 30.1kReads8.3Score2.2kShelves
- 63 The Real Young Master Wants No Rivalry, Yet They’re Panicking 真少爷不争不抢，她们却慌了 My billionaire parents worried that I would be in danger if I stayed with them while I was young, so they ignored my cries and sent me to an orphanage. They said they would come get me once things had settled down. There, I had to bark like a dog and fight dogs for food. Every day, I was beaten with an electric baton. When I turned eighteen, my parents came to take me home, bringing their adopted son along. I thought my life would get better once I escaped the orphanage. I never imagined that go —Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗，小师妹是真狗
[The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng
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- 65 Be the Internet Emperor and Live a Shameless Life 当网络皇帝，享缺德人生 [An electronic sycophant’s fan + a heroine who rules the internet like an emperor + a top-tier star who’s lightning-fast at picking up jokes] [Dating show + memes + face-slapping + super sweet] Ji Huanshu transmigrates into a tragic romance novel as its heroine. Her Actor boyfriend wants her to give up her heart and corneas for his gravely ill first love, yet refuses to make their relationship public. His fans assume she’s a desperate doormat, and she’s relentlessly attacked until she becomes th 30.8kReads8.9Score4.8kShelves
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The Super Son-in-Law 超级上门女婿
Ye Fan, a useless live-in son-in-law, accidentally inherits the Taiji Scripture and the Stone of Life and Death, setting him on a very different path in life. He saves beautiful women with his medical skills and slays enemies with his martial arts. Not only does he overcome the scorn and ridicule of others and win his wife's heart, he also rises to the pinnacle of the world, looking down on all creation.
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- 67 Back to 1988 重返1988 Lu Feng had become a billionaire and achieved great success when he unexpectedly returned to the 1990s. Looking at his adorable daughter, he was completely bewildered. Even more bewildering was the question of who this beautiful wife of his was. With a second chance at life, making money was a piece of cake. He would not only reach the pinnacle of wealth, but also teach business tycoons how to make money, give the future richest man a few pointers on starting a business, and then casually stand 4.4kReads9.1Score1.5kShelves
- 68 Great Ming: From Book Boy to the Strongest Imperial Guard 大明：从书童到最强锦衣卫 Zhou Chu transmigrated to the Zhengde era of the Ming dynasty. To survive, he was sold to the Lu family as a page. Just as Zhou Chu was helping the family’s second young master study and make steady progress, disaster struck the Lu family. Its members were thrown into prison. Zhou Chu took the Lu family’s only daughter with him, earning money while bribing the guards to make life in prison more comfortable for the family. Then Zhu Houzhao died, and Zhu Houcong took the throne, changing the era n 45.5kReads8.9Score5.1kShelves
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Streamer, Stop Digging Potatoes! The Marshal Is About to Turn into a Monster 主播别挖土豆了！元帅快变怪物啦
[Interstellar apocalypse] + [farming livestream] + [island survival] + [game] After the interstellar apocalypse, the sky screen livestreams begin. The Survival in Desperate Situations game selects players indiscriminately. Anyone who fails a mission dies. Interstellar residents can place bets while watching the livestream. Winning bets earn them a corresponding share of purification points, while losing bets deduct points. Lin Wan enters the game as Player No. 487… [There's no way she can
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- 70 After Three Beast-World Powerhouses Forced a Bond on Me 被三位兽世大佬强制绑定后 A graduation trip turns into a journey adrift among the stars? The moment Lin Muyao opens her eyes, she has transmigrated to an interstellar beastfolk world, where females are a precious rarity. A genetic alert triggers three SSS-level matches: a battle-hardened God of War, a genius researcher, and an imperial prince, all forcibly bonded to her. Her life among the stars looks like this: A battlefield reaper turned helpless kitchen novice: The fearsome God of War is now at a loss in front of a bu 209Reads6.4Score101Shelves
- 71 In the Wasteland: What's Wrong with Being a Little Fussy Now and Then? 人在废土：偶尔娇气点儿怎么了 [Wasteland Scavenging + Slice of Life + Minor Golden Finger + Dual Transmigration] Two people from different worlds support each other in the wasteland and work toward a happy life together (well, maybe not exactly. Just having enough to eat would be great~). (Heroine's perspective) The wasteland is full of crumbling ruins, rampant radiation, and mutated plants and animals. Humanity has become the lowest rung of the food chain. Yun Xi and Wei Ze unexpectedly transmigrate into the bodies of peopl 6kReads8.6Score607Shelves
- 72 I Only Wanted to Travel With My Cat, but Somehow Became an Interstellar Sensation 只想带猫旅行，却意外火爆星际 [Two male leads + space livestream + travel and food + adorable major general] Si Fan woke up to find himself on Sunset Wasteland, a desolate planet full of beastmen. There, he met an incredibly adorable Jianzhou cat. It was none other than Ling Cang, the strongest major general in the galaxy, who had just been sent there because of genetic collapse! To survive, he clung to the kitten’s leg. Watching him use sour fruit to repel bugs, weave baskets from weeds, and build boats out of bamboo, t 458Reads8.7Score108Shelves
- 73 With the Nation as Her Backing, the Heiress Is More Than a Little Awesome 祖国当靠山，豪门千金她有亿点牛 [Modern romance + fantasy + wealthy families + modern cultivation + strengthening the nation] On a whim, wealthy heiress Xie Nanyan started a chat group for making friends. One night, she woke up and realized there was something strange about her group members! They could reach the celestial palace above and the underworld below. It seemed her group members were spread across all three realms. What? They could even send physical items through the group? Then what are we waiting for? Let’s get tr 2.2kReads7.8Score291Shelves
- 74 Sent to the Northeast Countryside: I Return to Grandma’s Home, Sign In, and Take on the Spoiled Brats 东北下乡：我回姥家签到怼极品 Originally titled I’m Heading to Grandma’s While Everyone Else Goes to the Countryside: Sign In, Put People in Their Place, and Laugh All the Way [Vintage-era wish fulfillment + putting awful people in their place + a treasury of Northeastern Chinese sayings + sign-in System + comedy + pampered by the whole family + domestic drama] (Warning: the clapbacks are fierce! If that’s not your thing, steer clear!) After living for 30 years in the future, Jiang Youning is killed by a semi-truck. She is r 10.2kReads7.9Score1.3kShelves
- 75 My Soul Transmigrated to the Beast World, and After My Bond Was Broken, I Became the Holy Female 魂穿兽世被解契后我成为了圣雌 Lin Yunxi was simply visiting a museum with her best friend when disaster struck: the building collapsed, and she was crushed to death while saving her friend. She transmigrated into the body of a little female in the Beast World named Yunxi, who was about to come of age. To make matters worse, she failed to awaken her soothing power at her coming-of-age mating ceremony and became a useless female. The three beast husbands the Beast God matched her with all “died” the very next day. Sob… The Bea 2.9kReads8.1Score279Shelves
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Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Puns 救命！反派偷听我用谐音梗改剧情
Also known as: Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Homophones [Wealthy-family comedy + everyone’s darling and gossip + variety-show face-slapping] Qin Yiyang awakens to the truth. In the book, she grew up in a pigsty, then was brought home by her wealthy family and spoiled rotten. Great! She’s got the everyone’s-darling heroine’s script! But it turns out the fake heiress is the real heroine. Unhappy that her family dotes on Qin Yiyang, the fake heiress transforms into the daug
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- 77 Stop Calculating, You Little Brat! I’m Begging You on My Knees, Isn’t That Enough? 别算了活爹！给你跪了还不行嘛 [Fortune-Telling Livestream + Pampered by Everyone + Going Wild at Any Moment, Anywhere + The Siblings Who Chased Her Are Left to Burn in Ashes] In her previous life, Chu Jiaojiao went to great lengths to win over the Chu family, all so they would say “Happy birthday” on her fifteenth birthday, completing the System's task and allowing her to live to a hundred. But they wouldn't even say those four words. Chu Jiaojiao failed the task and was sent to another world to do backbreaking labor. Reborn 6.5kReads9.2Score882Shelves
- 78 After Her Thoughts Are Exposed, the Real Heiress Goes Crazy and Gives Up 心声泄露后，真千金她发疯摆烂 Shen Wantang unexpectedly transmigrates into a book and wakes up in the body of a villainous supporting character. Worst of all, she’s the real heiress who was thrown out of her own home! Her father doesn’t care about her, her mother doesn’t love her, and even her wealthy husband wants to divorce her for a billion yuan! A billion yuan? Divorce, divorce, divorce! But then her wealthy husband suddenly changes his mind and refuses to divorce her at any cost. Turns out he can hear her thoughts! What 5kReads8.7Score624Shelves
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The Pampered Life of a Spoiled Commandery Princess 纨绔郡主得宠日常
Signed for publication. The print edition is expected to be available by the end of the year. No! This! Is! Not! A! Romance! No CP! No rebirth, no transmigration, a thoroughly evil heroine, a power-struggle story A truly wicked heroine, vying for power over the realm, genuinely unhinged, ruthless, and rotten to the core Questions that come up while reading can only be answered by reading on. The willful, overbearing young princess of the Prince of Zhenbei’s household takes a fancy to Pei Jinnian
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- 80 To Succeed, Go Crazy First: I'm the Wildest on the Dating Show! 要成功，先发疯，恋综我最癫！ [Comedy and Memes + One-on-One Sweet Romance + Showbiz + Dating Show Livestream + Feel-Good Power Fantasy] Unhinged Has-Been Actress vs. Goofy, Love-Obsessed CEO Xia Li wins fifty million in the lottery, gets hit by a car, and transmigrates into a book. Before a second has passed, she gets hit by another car and lands in the hospital again. Then the original male lead, Gu Jinxiao, comes along to rub salt in her wounds. Xia Li goes completely off the rails and turns dark: “If you don’t want my lo 11kReads9.1Score1.7kShelves
- 81 I'm Crazy, Don't Mess with Me. I Love Putting on an Act, Remember That 我神经，别惹我，就爱死装你记住 [One-on-one + Happy Ending + Goofy + Completely Unhinged + Bonkers + Insane + Meme-filled] [Unhinged celebrity x domineering CEO who's not cold and aloof] Si Qian transmigrated into a book, becoming an unknown supporting actress in an old-fashioned novel. The System ordered her to redeem the second male lead, or it would wipe out all her assets. Si Qian looked at her remaining balance of two yuan and fifty cents, then gave the System a huge slap. Quit yelling! You're scaring away all my money! A 12.9kReads9.2Score1.7kShelves
- 82 Two Menaces from the Underworld Have the Whole City Eavesdropping on Their Gossip 地府两祸害，惹得全城偷听八卦 [Eavesdropping on Inner Thoughts + Golden Finger + Everyone’s Favorite] Note: There is a male lead! The Underworld has two great nuisances: one is a flower, and the other is a book. After the Book of Life and Death, which governs all things in the world, gained sentience, it took advantage of its innate gifts to gossip all day and do no work. After a thousand years, a Manjusaka flower took human form. The King of Hell saw that she had potential and made an exception, appointing her as Granny Men 35.1kReads9.0Score3.6kShelves
- 83 The Capital's Heiress Curses Out Showbiz with Her God-Given Gift of Gab 京圈大小姐靠妈生好嘴骂遍娱乐圈 4.7kReads9.0Score593Shelves
- 84 Mind Reading: The Whole Class Forces Me to Study So They Can Gossip! 读心，为了吃瓜全班逼我学习！ Study System: I'm a System! A System! The System humans want most! And I've suffered a career-ending flop! I got bound to such a lazybones! Nan Xi: I'm a top-tier underachiever! And some System claims it can get me into college! What a joke! I barely study at all, and it wants to get me into college in a little over a year! It expects me to work like a donkey and never rest! She flat-out refused! She couldn't handle the hardship of studying! But the Study System was a step ahead! Before she coul 1.8kReads7.9Score358Shelves
- 85 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八 [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 42.8kReads9.5Score5.4kShelves
- 86 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！ [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so 61.3kReads9.5Score90kShelves
- 87 Supernatural City? Take It Up with My Rider Belt 都市灵异？跟我的骑士腰带说去吧 (Subverting expectations) (Slightly spooky) (Funny) Lu Ming transmigrates into the body of the real young master who has just been found and binds himself to a sign-in System. His older sister despises him, his parents give him the cold shoulder, and his younger brother frames him? Watch me turn the tables and reclaim everything that belongs to me... Of course, that's not happening. Whoever wants to be the eldest young master can have the job. If you won't have me, there's somewhere else that wi 56.7kReads8.2Score4.2kShelves
- 88 This Streamer Is the Real Deal: When Trouble Hits, He Shows Up! 这主播能处，有事他真上啊！ [Comedy antics] + [Unconventional righteousness] + [Hilarious] + [The whole internet loses it] + [One completed comedy novel with a million readers, so enjoy with confidence] Chu Sheng, a transmigrator, unexpectedly awakens the [Merit System]. To earn merit points, he becomes an outdoor streamer who helps people in need: [The problem-solving streamer. If there's trouble, I'm there. I'll fly anywhere in the world!] On a bus, he stands up for people from out of town when a middle-aged woman discri 20Reads8.1Score—Shelves
- 89 Livestream: The Cultivation World Has Turned Into a Meme, What Does That Have to Do with Me? 直播：修真界变沙雕，关我何事？ Chen Feng transmigrated to the Mysterious Realm and started a livestreaming career. The System, which clearly had no regard for human decency, gave him a pile of bizarre skills. From then on, the world of cultivation got a whole lot weirder. [Voice of Filial Piety, Expert Appraisal Edition]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love? [Paper-Cutting People, Li Goushou Edition]: All-in-one funeral rites and ghost salvation. [Fifty-Cent Special Effects]: What? 29.4kReads9.2Score3.4kShelves
- 90 Absurd Livestream: I'm Little Red Book's Most Wanted 抽象直播：我是小红薯头号通缉犯 [Against moral blackmail + wildly absurd + scheming + insanely satisfying] In the world of livestreaming, Ye Feng is a streamer who's close to the gods and far from humanity. He's the most wanted criminal on the famous Xiaohongshu website, and the leader of the Seven Warlords of the Sea! He's the food wrecker who has made restaurant owners across countless provinces cry! He's the king of absurdity, turning every short video filmed in cooperation with the police into an absurd comedy clip! Existi 538Reads—Score115Shelves
- 91 Ber, We Agreed on Iron Tomb, So What the Hell Is Bai’e? ber，说好接铁墓，白厄什么鬼 One day, Nanook sent a message to the many Emanators. “An Iron Tomb is about to be born. Who will go witness it?” That single sentence was enough to set all the Lord Ravagers abuzz. Having just destroyed a planet, the leader tossed out a six on the dice and happily declared: “Fun and games on hold. I’ll go pick it up.” At that, Phantylia, furious, crushed two stars. “What makes you think you’re qualified? Star-shattering on hold. I’ll go pick it up!” The white silk covering the eyes of Star Devo 73Reads—Score—Shelves
- 92 I'm Just a Streamer. Is It Really So Strange That I Know a Little of Everything? 我一个主播，会的多点很正常吧？ [Lighthearted + funny + meme-filled + wish-fulfillment] Qin Feng has a stroke of incredible luck and accidentally arrives in a parallel world, where he binds himself to a livestreaming System. By signing in each day and building his popularity, he can earn new skills. 100% Lockpicking: Can open any lock Qin Feng: “But why did the lock break!?” System: “You tell me, did it open or not?” Master-Level Fishing: You can fish with anything except a proper fishing rod Driving God: Comes with a built-in 6kReads7.2Score457Shelves
- 93 EN The Gods' Foolish Game 诸神愚戏 I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m 519.6kReads9.7Score67.5kShelves
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