I Have a High Bar for Humor. Any Stories That'll Make Me Laugh So Hard at Night People Want to Poison Me to Shut Me Up? 本人笑点较高有没有那种晚上笑的被人想用毒毒哑的

1. 1 星 The Galaxy Is My Betrothal Gift! 星河为聘！ Still Haven't Eaten My Fill Today今天也没吃饱Ancient Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + 1vN + immortal cultivation + all male leads are virgins + ensemble cast + side couples, do not read if you dislike them] Shen Yun transmigrated into a book, landing in an absurd male-oriented cultivation novel. The original heroine, Bai Qimeng, had a special constitution that drew several powerful men into forcing their love on her. Shen Yun, meanwhile, became the original heroine’s junior sister, a mere backdrop for the plot. Shen Yun was speechless. Shen Yun prayed. Give m 66.1kReads9.3Score8.2kShelves

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   Please read it well. The author's gag about me beating the bed every day is too dense and too funny.

2. 2 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 211.1kReads9.6Score22.9kShelves

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   These are the books that I chewed up in my bed in the middle of the night, especially the second one. These are old books. I read them a long time ago, but they are still very funny when I think about them. The famous saying about someone being poked to death by having long hair dipped in feces comes from the second book. With this sentence alone, you can know how funny this book is. If you want to see it, just give it to me!

3. 3 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 120.6kReads9.7Score13.7kShelves
4. 4 出 After Prison: The Movie Star's Wife Became the Haters' Number One 出狱后：影帝夫人成了黑粉头头 Silver Brocade银锦Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted After spending thirteen years in prison, she was reborn. When she opened her eyes, she was back at the time when the entire internet hated her. If you can’t beat them, join them. Before she knew it, she’d become the head of the antis. Antis Group One: “Boss, Yu Yuan’s causing trouble again. Should we go after her?” Yu Yuan: “Go after her for what? Did we get paid this time? Even antis have professional standards. We’re not working for free!” Antis Group Two: “Boss, the CP fans are shipping Yu Yu 14.5kReads9.4Score2kShelves
5. 5 穿 I Reincarnated as a Cannon-Fodder Supporting Actress, Then Went Viral for Losing It on a Dating Show 穿成炮灰女配后，恋综发癫爆红了 Zi Fu Shannai紫芙山奈Modern Romance367k WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Wen Sangyu found herself in the role of a cannon-fodder supporting actress who ranked below the eighteenth tier. Facing a storm of online hate from the start, Wen Sangyu declared: People should do what they want and make life difficult for others. So she kicked the narcissistic male lead, tore into the fake-sweet female lead, and sent everyone flying without playing favorites, completely changing the tone of what was supposed to be a sweet dating show. The or 5.6kReads9.1Score759Shelves

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   You will definitely laugh until your stomach hurts. The plot is very interesting. The heroine travels through time. The hero expresses his feelings many times. The heroine is just like a piece of wood.

6. 6 癫 Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 365.8kReads9.8Score55.3kShelves

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   These two are funny and heart-warming. Highly recommended.

7. 7 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 11kReads9.5Score1.7kShelves

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   Help! This piece of shitty writing made me laugh so hard that I hit the bed. Who knows! I read "Shadow Sculpture Quotes on My Shoulder, The Host She is the King of Showdown" and laughed until I was short of oxygen. The contemporary Internet mouth substitute + the showdown master heroine makes the "anti-routine" come true. I can enjoy myself all day long after reading one chapter. Don't worry, I will go crazy first for respect! [All of them are normal people? No, only the heroine has a conspicuous bag! ] The male protagonist shouts affectionately, "I have always loved her," and the female protagonist, Cen Jing, rolls down the car window and says, "You and she go on a good walk while I take the car." The second male protagonist says, "You are very interesting," and she replies, "You are suitable for someone better, not the best like me." The main focus is nonsense literature + reverse output, turning romantic dramas into comedy team building. When the villain boss wants to cause trouble, she directly says, "Hey 110, someone is instigating murder." This brain circuit is simply a mudslide in the literary world! [Get in the car quickly! The seven worlds are fun to play until they fly] The slow-travel setting is the best, and each world is full of imagination: you can make a career in "The Queen of Quotations Relying on the Churro Dough Shop", you can make a living in "The Doomsday Mogul Builds the World by Perpetual Machine Zombies", and there are also "The Square Dance Concubine's Double Life" and "The Little Yellow Dog Harms the World of Cultivation" , from modern times to apocalypse, metaphysics, and cultivation, there are hot and cold jokes and rotten jokes stewed in a mess. The density of jokes is so high that it feels like a talk show, and the laughter is so dense that it can make people laugh out of their abs! [It's so exciting to mess up the character ceiling] The heroine's main character is "As long as I mess up, no one can mess with me." She uses the most arrogant attitude to do the craziest things. There is no sadomasochism, only silly comedy, and the emotional line is so few that it is like a hidden copy. The whole process is about watching the heroine kill people in various worlds with her mouth and her bad intentions. The main theme is "I pretend to be so, I am here", which cured my mental internal friction for many years! Don't ask, just ask, "It's too late to explain, hurry up and get in the car"! A treasure that loves sand glyphs, plays jokes, and goes against the grain, this book is a real lock 🔒 I laughed from the beginning to the end. I felt like I could carry the earth and smash it. Who knows who knows, I laughed to the point where my neighbor came knocking on the door and asked me if I won the lottery!

8. 8 女 The Supporting Actress Wrecks the Dating Show and Goes Off the Rails in Life 女配创翻恋综，走上人生癫疯 Yun Ciyan云辞砚Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [In a nutshell: After transmigrating as a villainess, my entire sect came along too] [One-on-one comedy + celebrity dating show + inner thoughts and gossip + face-slapping + fake and real heiresses] After failing her tribulation, Yun Xia was struck by lightning and sent into the world of a novel. As the villainess, she was supposed to sacrifice herself and make way for the heroine's beautiful romance with all her admirers. “?” You want me to sacrifice myself for someone else? Say that one more t 24.6kReads9.3Score4kShelves

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   1. ‌ [1V1 sweet pet + hilarious joke]‌ Others want romance when they fall in love, but this couple wants to go crazy! #MI Contemporary Internet Mouth Substitute# When Bai Lianhua cried and complained about being bullied by the Internet—— ! (Picture: The heroine lovingly touches the dog's head. Jpg) 2. [1V1 sand sculpture + romance + reverse operation + cultivating immortals to wear modern times] When others are addicted to CP, she specifically dismantles CP: "These two will definitely be, I bet 50 cents!" When questioned about having a financial backer, Yun Xia covered her face shyly: "I slept with the God of Wealth last night~" The next day's hot search: #psyChangedfate# #refuting rumors all night#‌

9. 9 红 The Red Lotus Blooms! The Bloodline Awakens! The Good-for-Nothing Is Heaven's Favorite 红莲绽！血脉苏！废柴是天道宠儿 Ah Nan啊喃Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Traditional coming-of-age heroine + two equally strong leads + all-element talent (gradually mastering every element) + one-on-one romance + face-slapping + dimensional space + alchemy + sweet, satisfying story] Born as one of the Feng family’s twin daughters, the elder sister had extraordinary talent, while the younger sister’s bloodline was blocked, leaving her a good-for-nothing. Her family humiliated her in every way, and she eventually died a tragic death. When her eyes opened once more, s 3.4kReads8.9Score466Shelves
10. 10 地 Two Menaces from the Underworld Have the Whole City Eavesdropping on Their Gossip 地府两祸害，惹得全城偷听八卦 The Fishpond Owner Likes Fishing鱼塘主要钓鱼Ancient Romance662k WordsCompleted [Eavesdropping on Inner Thoughts + Golden Finger + Everyone’s Favorite] Note: There is a male lead! The Underworld has two great nuisances: one is a flower, and the other is a book. After the Book of Life and Death, which governs all things in the world, gained sentience, it took advantage of its innate gifts to gossip all day and do no work. After a thousand years, a Manjusaka flower took human form. The King of Hell saw that she had potential and made an exception, appointing her as Granny Men 37.7kReads9.0Score4kShelves

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    One harms a flower, the other harms a book. Two harms from the underworld are reincarnated. They abduct the other two harms and organize a harmonious quartet. They fall in love with the reincarnated and experienced Emperor Fengdu. This book really makes people laugh non-stop. It is very enjoyable to read. I recommend it.

11. 11 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱 Qi Yi Zi七一子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 105.4kReads9.5Score14.5kShelves

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    **Tweet title:** We have agreed to be the number one swordsman, so why is he a "scumbag"??!! 1! (Come in quickly if you have a lot of fun!) **Tweet text:** 📢 Urgent call to fellow Taoists who have a lot of fun! U•ェ•U discovered the finished article of a treasure whose merits are gone! 📖 Title of the book: "I agreed to be the first sword cultivator, how can I be a bitch?" (Save the Immortal Continent with One Sword) ** Tags: ** Fantasy Romance | Hilarious Decompression | The King of Anti-routines | Fat and Killable (240,000+ Taoist Fellows are studying and certified!) 👉 **Reasons for recommending the book (Laughter Radar Version): ** 1. **The title is a spoiler (but you can't guess the plot at all!): ** "The First Sword Cultivator" VS "You're a bitch if you're a bitch", this shocking contrast makes me ask you whether you accept it or not?! I thought it was the boss who was being cruel, but... I laughed so hard! 💥 2. **Lots of laughs and eccentric "swords":** The author knows the essence of "seriously talking nonsense"! The protagonist's "sword" (cheap) moves are frequent, the operation is cool, and the logic is clear, it is amazing! 🤣 It's not your vulgar jokes, it's the kind of imaginative thinking that makes you slap your thighs and shout, "This is okay?!" 3. **Anti-routine MAX, specializing in treating routine fatigue:** The cold Master, the domineering Immortal Master, Junior Sister Bailian... All failed in the face of the "cheesy spirit" of this book! The plot direction is always "diagonally opposite" as you predicted, with surprises (scares) coming one after another! 🎯 4. **The romance line also has a "sand sculpture" filter:** Emotional development? Doesn't exist! There are only sweet (?) Daily routines of "hurting each other" and "who is more stupid than who"! CP interaction can make you laugh out loud! 💑 (Fake) 5. **Finished! 240,000+ Fellow Taoists laughed until they crowed! ** Eat a lot and be satisfied, you won't have to worry if you finish it in one go! The eyes of the masses are sharp, and Taoist friends with a good sense of humor are certified as valid! 💎 **Summary:** If you are tired of routines, your laugh threshold is ridiculously high, and you are in urgent need of a book on immortality that can really make you laugh like a pig and beat the bed, this is it! Use the most serious Xianxia background to perform the most "cheap" operations! Guaranteed to make you merit-1-1-1-1... (But happy +10086!) 🔥 Click to read quickly and start your journey of "merit crusher"! 👇 **#NovelTweet #ShaDiaoLiterature #counterroutine # funny cultivating immortality #completed good book #pickled mustard #laughing points please challenge # (no spoilers, feel free to enter)*

12. 12 小 My Junior Sister Takes Down Every Young Prodigy with Cheesy Pick-Up Lines 小师妹用土味情话干翻各路天骄 Catch the Stars抓住星星Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing (The short drama My Junior Sister’s Cheesy Pickup Lines is now available.) After gaming for three days and two nights without sleep, internet-addicted girl Xu Wu, unsurprisingly, had an unexpected outcome: she died suddenly. Who would have thought that when she opened her eyes, she’d transmigrated into a book and become the female lead’s foil? The female lead cultivates the heartless path, while the original Xu Wu was a lovesick fool. The female lead is loved, openly or secretly, by countless pr 20.3kReads9.2Score2.1kShelves

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    There are so many funny points that people with low laugh points can't help but laugh. Hahahaha. You can check it out. I highly recommend it.

13. 13 假 The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本，沙雕摆烂躺麻了 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso 245kReads9.6Score29.4kShelves

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    Needless to say, hilarious. I don't need to say more about the authority of these books. I may not read the last one a lot, but the plot in it is also very funny. The heroine is a wild boar spirit!

14. 14 荒 I Rule the Desert Island Variety Show, Top-Tier Star. You’re Strong as a Wild Boar 荒岛综艺我称王，顶流野猪你的强 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance296k WordsCompleted Jian Xun is a wild boar. Right now, she’s being forced to serve as a laborer in this world. With an alcoholic father, a mother who favors her son, a hard life, and a broken family. The little wild boar sneered: “You don’t know when you’ve got it good. You people are beyond saving!” To her son-obsessed adoptive mother, she smiled and suggested: “Why not just marry your son? You can be his wife and his mother. Everyone will praise you for managing the household!” To the arrogant male lead whose be 11kReads9.5Score1.9kShelves
15. 15 小 The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta 小小老子当团宠，把渣爹当胎盘哄 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The print edition of A Boat in a Single Thought is now available on all platforms. [Comedy + raising kids + everyone’s favorite + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + the adult heroine’s love interest is Lu Jinghuai] [A funny, sunny heroine who actually has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve x a saintly beauty who is really a sinister, venomous schemer] Ji Nian transmigrates into a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, becoming the universally disliked biological daughter of the heroine’s pow 91kReads9.6Score10.8kShelves

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    It's really painful to hold back laughter in the middle of the night

16. 16 闺 Best Friends Transmigrate Into a Book Together! Marry a Rough-and-Ready Man! If You Leave, I’m Leaving Too 闺蜜齐穿书！嫁糙汉！你离我也离 Salt and Pepper Chicken Wings椒盐鸡翅块Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + rough-and-tough hero + sweet romance + face-slapping + daily life + building a fortune + raising kids] The moment Shen Wu opened her eyes, she saw a man who was exactly her type. Realizing she had transmigrated into a book, she then heard a familiar voice and understood that she wasn't the only one who had transmigrated: her best friend had come along too, and now they were sisters-in-law... The two of them had entered a novel written by someone who envied them. In 120.7kReads9.4Score13.5kShelves

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    --- **Tweet title:** High-speed test of laughter! 9.5 Points chronicle: Best friends cheating on each other by wearing books? Divorce is a tactic?! (148,000 People laughed so hard that they beat the kang) **Tweet text:** 🔥 **Fighters with high laugh points gather urgently! ** Found an evil period novel that uses "divorce literature" as a "hilarious tactic" - ** Best friends double penetration + rough man raising cubs + divorce is a means? ** 9.5 Points certified! Specially designed to cure laughter numbness! 📖 **Book title**: "Girlfriends wear books together!" Marry a rough guy! You're leaving me too" ** (Screenshot irrefutable proof: 9.5 High score | 148,000 people reading | Raising cubs in the era is completed!)** 👉 **Analysis of hard-core hilarious points (special version for people with high laugh points):** 1. **"Divorce" is a performance art! ** - What do you think of divorce: sadistic and heartbreaking? - Divorce in this book: **Best friends join forces for "tactical divorce" and use divorce from husband/wife as a code to get rich! ** With its arrogant operation and wild logic, it can be called the "era version of the divorce firm"! (Laughing so hard that the earthen bed cracked!)🛏️💥 2. **Plastic sisters? No, it's "Sisterhood in the Battlefield"! ** - After passing through the book: ** Best friends become "Kang friends", cheating each other on a daily basis and being forced to fight side by side! ** - Famous scene: One pretends to cry at the grave to cheat food stamps, and the other diverts firepower from the rough guy to "take a concubine" overnight... **The "estrangement plan" directly turns into a "divorce plan"! ** 🤝🔪 (The boat of friendship rides the wind and waves in the cool operation!) 3. **Raising cubs? No, it is to raise "little assists to cause trouble"! ** - The cubs often come up with golden sentences: ** "Mom, you hid the divorce letter from your father yesterday in the kang hole!" ** - Human cubs + girlfriends' flirty words = double bombardment of laughter! 🐻💣 4. A rough guy becomes an "unjust"? Full of contrast! ** - Male protagonists: From cold-faced tough guys → forced by divorce tactics to the "League of Resentful Husbands" who doubt their lives - ** "Chasing your wife in the crematorium? Submit your wealth plan first!" ** - The heroines' hard-core remarriage conditions! ... ---

17. 17 给 Put a Mask on the Prince and Goof Around with Him 给王爷戴上口罩，和他一起沙雕 Mountain Demon山魅Ancient Romance274k WordsCompleted [Goofy heroine × unhinged hero, a hilarious fantasy ride. All aboard!] The Regent of Great Li had a twisted personality, and was seriously unwell. Ye Piaoling received a task from her ridiculous System: collect the Regent’s Four Treasures, meaning four items he kept close to him! His mask, his belt, and… Ye Piaoling: “What do I get if I complete such a dangerous task?” Ridiculous System: “You can ascend on the spot!” Ye Piaoling was delighted to hear that. From then on, she ignored her tasks and 10.3kReads9.4Score1.3kShelves

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    ⚠️Special offer with high laugh rate! This evil teasing book in Chinese: Did Xianyu tease the Demon Emperor into being a "work-related injury"?! (Demon Emperor: Don't come over!!) **Tweet text:** 🔥 **The laughter threshold detector is activated! ** Discovered a fantasy dark horse book that uses salted fish postures to open up "high-risk seducing Chinese studies" - **When Lying Flat Salted Fish was forced to open for business, the Demon Emperor became a victim of KPI...** 18,000 Taoist friends laughed until their souls came out of their bodies! 📖 **Title of the book**: "Salted Fish She Teases the Demon Emperor Who Doesn't Want It" (Tiao Mo) 👉 ** High-energy hilarious spoilers (not for young children): ** 1. **The ultimate deconstruction of the word "flirt" -** - What you think is teasing: fleeting eyes, playing hard to get - The heroine's teasing: **Taking out the "Demon Emperor Strategy Manual" and reading the lines like handing over a task** - Record of the Demon Emperor's collapse: *"She calls this flirting? This is clearly a work-related injury assessment site!"* 💼⚖️ 2. **Anti-routine aesthetics of salted fish——** - The Demon Emperor threw the tea cup angrily: *"Can't you seriously flirt for once?"* -The heroine took out the dried fish and perfunctoryly said: *"I'm working hard...(Chew) I will definitely do it next time"* 🐟✨- **The first salted fish in history to be chased by the Demon Emperor for being too perfunctory! ** 3. **The Demon Emperor's Path to Awakening——** - Early stage: * "A humble mortal, is he worthy of being close to me?" * - Middle stage: * "Why didn't she come to hand out the strategy manual today?!" If you've had enough of industrial saccharine and long for a **Evil Sweet Pet** that **uses the spirit of salted fish to deconstruct the literature of the hegemon, uses the social animal posture to complete the sultry KPIs, and forces the devil emperor into a resentful party**——> **Quick rush! ** Certified by 18,000 niche believers: ** Empathizing with the Devil Emperor's claim for work-related injury compensation with a smile! ** -- `#Novelstweet #counter-routine sweet pet #sculpture fantasy #social animal literature #work-injury style teasing man #laughing point high challenge #xiemenCP # Salted Fish Victory` ---

18. 18 惊 Shocking! The Holy Sons and Daughters Are All So Awful 惊！圣子圣女们竟然都缺德 Angry Hippo愤怒的河马Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Absurd humor and memes + no romance + laugh-out-loud comedy + ensemble cast] With a loud crash from the heavens, Chun Jin met her end on the spot. Dying was bad enough, but then she transmigrated into a book, and not only that, she became a character everyone hated! As the saying goes, a doting older brother spoils his little sister. In the original story, Chun Hanwen was the unluckiest guy around. Even a dog would have left its mark on him. But a joke should never be made at a person's expe 56.8kReads9.3Score9.1kShelves

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    The first protagonist once returned to his grandfather's house, and he did the splits when he could meet him. The story behind it was also very funny. The Forest Princess and the Deep Sea Witch are all her identities. His "big eunuch" always believes and believes in it. The main body is the warm and funny second book. At the beginning, you let your own chicken poop in other people's mouths. It is a group portrait. Each of the five people is more funny than the other and is very wicked. Of course, they are indeed very powerful.

19. 19 我 I’m the Greek God of Madness, So Don’t Mess With Me 我，别惹，古希腊掌管癫子的神 Whirlwind Lightbringer旋风光之子Modern Romance326k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + a spineless loser’s descent into madness] Jiang Lian transmigrated into a book, becoming a supporting female character in a story about going crazy. Her job was to serve as a foil to the unhinged heroine, and she could only return home by repairing the plot. Overworked drone Jiang Lian said, “Isn’t the foil to an unhinged person just a spineless loser? I’ve been a corporate workhorse for five years. Nobody understands being spineless better than I do!” And so, on a variety show. 10.8kReads9.4Score1.8kShelves
20. 20 在 One Heart for Cultivation Amid the Frantic Flirting of Seven Villains 在七个反派的狂撩下一心修仙 Mountain Demon山魅Ancient Romance511k WordsCompleted She transmigrated into a book as cannon fodder, and all the male leads want to win her over and get 100% of her favorability! Luo Qingyan was inexplicably hit on by all kinds of powerful men: a twisted senior brother from the immortal sect, a licentious young master of the demon clan, a gorgeous Peacock King, and the mysterious ruler of the Ghost Realm. They pulled out every trick in the book, leaving her utterly baffled. Luo Qingyan: ??? After thinking it over, she suddenly understood. “Good th 23.7kReads9.4Score3.4kShelves
21. 21 穿 I Became the Villain, Then Became the Male Lead’s Beloved 穿成反派后我成了男主的朱砂痣 Half-Hidden Screen Mountain屏山半掩Modern Romance207k WordsCompleted If you don't like it, don't read it! Wen Liu transmigrated into a male-protagonist-centered novel as the villain. As the male lead's enemy, she was naturally doomed to a bad ending. Her family was destroyed, and she died at the bottom of the sea trying to save her childhood sweetheart. After learning how her future would end, Wen Liu looked at the young man being bullied in front of her. She coldly looked away. But she didn't know that the young man was secretly gazing at her with sadness in hi 188Reads8.1Score—Shelves
22. 22 穿 I Became the Drama Queen Junior Sister, and Everyone Can Hear My Thoughts 穿成戏精小师妹，全员偷听我心声 Wang Tiantian王甜甜Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + silly comedy + mind-reading + adored by all + satisfying revenge + sweet romance] Yu Xingwu transmigrated into a cultivation novel, becoming the vicious supporting character who bullied the heroine and met a tragic end. She was also a fake heiress. The dog System told her that as long as she maintained her villainous persona and followed the plot to the end, she could leave the world of the book. From then on, she repeatedly tested the limits of how close she could get to death, 6kReads9.2Score873Shelves
23. 23 小 The Little Grandmaster Isn't Being Reckless, She Just Wants to Make Money 小师祖真不浪，她只是想搞钱 Li Li Zi璃璃子Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Cultivation + Leveling Up + No Romance + Thunder Spirit Root + Sword Cultivator + Strong Female Lead] Shang Lu transmigrated into a cultivation romance novel as the male lead's vicious senior disciple. As a pawn in the leads' romantic games, she schemes against the heroine and causes trouble, only to be slapped to death by the male lead in the end. She arrived on the very day she was supposed to join his sect. Trembling with fear, she decided that whoever wanted to become his disciple could go 18kReads8.8Score2.5kShelves
24. 24 什 So What If I Lack Morals? I’m Already Number One in All of Jiuzhou 什么仙道天道？呵！我修的是杀道 Jiang Xiaoyan姜小言Ancient Romance3.3M WordsOngoing [Print edition out September 12 + refuses to look back + satisfying growth story + ensemble cast] In her past life, Wanwan died at the hands of her master and six senior brothers, pierced through the heart by seven swords and left without a whole body. Her master only loved her little junior sister, and her senior brothers only doted on her. When the little junior sister lost her Golden Core, they dug out Wanwan's to replace it. When the little junior sister was wronged, Ye Wanwan was made to su 160.5kReads9.4Score13.1kShelves
25. 25 全 The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗，小师妹是真狗 Holding Hands by the Fire执手烟火Ancient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 194.5kReads9.5Score25.3kShelves
26. 26 一 One Man Destroyed My Spiritual Root, So I Summoned the Four Seas and Eight Wastelands to Beat Him Up 一人毁我灵根，我摇四海八荒群殴 Fruit Tea with Pearls果茶加珍珠Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Goofy strong female lead + hilarious feel-good power fantasy] Qin Qian Ning transmigrates into a book! She becomes the miserable female supporting character in a story where everyone dotes on the heroine. The heroine is the chosen one, who finds rare spirit herbs just by walking around and wins without lifting a finger. Meanwhile, Qin Qian Ning studies and trains hard, only to get struck by lightning on her way to the bathroom, and eventually beaten to death by her senior brothers. What a sucke 7.5kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves
27. 27 救 Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Puns 救命！反派偷听我用谐音梗改剧情 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance565k WordsCompleted Also known as: Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Homophones [Wealthy-family comedy + everyone’s darling and gossip + variety-show face-slapping] Qin Yiyang awakens to the truth. In the book, she grew up in a pigsty, then was brought home by her wealthy family and spoiled rotten. Great! She’s got the everyone’s-darling heroine’s script! But it turns out the fake heiress is the real heroine. Unhappy that her family dotes on Qin Yiyang, the fake heiress transforms into the daug 55.1kReads9.4Score8kShelves

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    Oh my god, my god, whatever I have to say is over. The ratings are all 9 or above. Just marry Mr. Spear when you see him. It looks great and I love reading it with novel themes!! Rush

28. 28 全 The Whole Family Brings Stools to Watch the Drama as the Real Heiress Spills the Tea 全家带凳子吃瓜，真千金爆料啦 The Long Wind Brings No Romance长风不入情Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Originally titled My Whole Family Brought Stools to Watch the Drama, and the Real Heiress Spilled the Tea [Showbiz + Real and Fake Heiresses + Gossip System + No-Brainer Fun + Lighthearted Comedy + One-on-One Romance] After transmigrating into someone else’s body, Tang Shiba discovered that her whole family was destined to be cannon fodder. Her eldest brother loved the female lead, but his feelings were never returned. He’d drink himself into oblivion every day and die in a garbage-strewn alley, 23.2kReads9.1Score2.9kShelves
29. 29 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 63.4kReads9.6Score8.8kShelves
30. 30 重 Reborn as the Beloved of Everyone: The Movie Emperor's Wife Is Poor and Fierce Again 重生团宠：影帝夫人又穷又凶 Not Dim-Witted After Waking Up睡醒不呆Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted [Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold? 142.4kReads9.6Score16.3kShelves
31. 31 让 You Asked Me to Bless You, but I Cursed You: The Alluring Goddess Has Arrived 让你赐福你赐祸，美艳神明她来了 Joy at Every Step步步见喜Modern Romance653k WordsCompleted Man Yue, the God of Joy (and Misfortune), was kicked out of the Divine Realm by her grandfather, the Supreme God. The moment she opened her eyes, she had become an unlucky woman with the exact same name. She went from being a contestant to a judge on the show. Netizens: Who does she think she is? She’s not some big-shot sponsor. Man Yue: Those who believe in me will prosper. Those who curse me will have bad luck! * Short on cash? Buy a lottery ticket, and quietly chant, “Man Yue, you’re my god!” 9.9kReads9.5Score1.6kShelves
32. 32 和 After Switching Lives with a Tycoon, She Turned the Ultra-Luxury Socialite World Upside Down 和大佬互换后她炸翻了顶奢豪门 Shen Nanxin沈南辛Modern Romance470k WordsCompleted [Also known as: The Overbearing CEO and the Celebrity Who Swapped Bodies and Reformed the Entertainment Industry] Third-rate actress Zhong Ruanxing has faced endless controversy over her sexy figure ever since her debut, with scandalous rumors constantly swirling around her. She is suppressed by industry bigwigs and dragged down by rivals, while smear campaigns come one after another. For years, she has been unable to shake her image as a sexy star, and her career has been severely hampered. Son 67.5kReads9.6Score10.6kShelves
33. 33 绾 Winding the Wind into Splendor 绾风华 Light Ink Wash水墨浅浅Ancient Romance344k WordsCompleted Cui Wanwan died, killed by a woman from another world. When she opened her eyes again, she found herself back at twelve years old, three years before the transmigrated woman arrived. Cui Wanwan, the second young lady of the Cui family, had been born a favorite of heaven, the apple of her family’s eye. With her family’s favor and prestige, she was destined to become a prince’s consort and enjoy a life of wealth and glory. She had thought her life would be carefree, but an odd woman who claimed to 6.9kReads8.9Score638Shelves

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