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1. 1 当 Be the Internet Emperor and Live a Shameless Life 当网络皇帝，享缺德人生 Evil Mother Orangutan恶毒母猩猩Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [An electronic sycophant’s fan + a heroine who rules the internet like an emperor + a top-tier star who’s lightning-fast at picking up jokes] [Dating show + memes + face-slapping + super sweet] Ji Huanshu transmigrates into a tragic romance novel as its heroine. Her Actor boyfriend wants her to give up her heart and corneas for his gravely ill first love, yet refuses to make their relationship public. His fans assume she’s a desperate doormat, and she’s relentlessly attacked until she becomes th 30.7kReads8.9Score4.8k14d adds

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   You can learn a lot of sarcastic or offensive phrases 😏

2. 2 要 To Succeed, Go Crazy First: I'm the Wildest on the Dating Show! 要成功，先发疯，恋综我最癫！ A Little Yiyi一只意意Modern Romance416k WordsCompleted [Comedy and Memes + One-on-One Sweet Romance + Showbiz + Dating Show Livestream + Feel-Good Power Fantasy] Unhinged Has-Been Actress vs. Goofy, Love-Obsessed CEO Xia Li wins fifty million in the lottery, gets hit by a car, and transmigrates into a book. Before a second has passed, she gets hit by another car and lands in the hospital again. Then the original male lead, Gu Jinxiao, comes along to rub salt in her wounds. Xia Li goes completely off the rails and turns dark: “If you don’t want my lo 10.9kReads9.1Score1.7k14d adds
3. 3 这 This Is Showbiz! No Going Crazy in Public! 这里是娱乐圈！禁止随地大小癫！ Warm Chestnut暖栗栗Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Entertainment industry] [Livestream variety show] [Comedy and memes] [Face-slapping and punishing the scum] [Real and fake heiresses] Wen Yao and the fake heiress were both reborn at the turning point of their fates. In their previous lives, Wen Yao chose a blind date, while the fake heiress chose a variety show. The fake heiress failed to ride on her washed-up brother’s coattails and instead got the whole internet hating her after one bizarre stunt after another! Wen Yao, meanwhile, met the Cr 9.5kReads8.7Score1.3k14d adds
4. 4 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 55.1kReads9.6Score7.6k14d adds
5. 5 恋 Dating Show: The Little Menace Drives a Tractor and Blows Up the Whole Scene 恋综：小作精她开拖拉机炸翻全场 Ranran Eats Just One Bowl然然只吃一碗Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigrates into a book + dating reality show + entertainment industry + livestreaming + power fantasy + sweet romance] On her eighth transmigration into a book, Qin Ruo lands in a story full of secret identities as the foil to a wealthy family's real daughter: a cannon-fodder fake heiress. The real heiress comes from the countryside to the city, flaunting her many secret identities to put Qin Ruo in her place. The two of them even end up on the same dating show. Qin Ruo: Hm? Secret identitie 8.2kReads9.2Score1.2k14d adds

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   These are the three books I've finished reading. They're really bizarre! I read them to pass the time when I'm bored in class; they're really funny. The female lead is a bit abstract, which is quite interesting. Those interested can check them out 😳

6. 6 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335.5kReads9.8Score46.5k14d adds
7. 7 我 I’m the Greek God of Madness, So Don’t Mess With Me 我，别惹，古希腊掌管癫子的神 Whirlwind Lightbringer旋风光之子Modern Romance326k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + a spineless loser’s descent into madness] Jiang Lian transmigrated into a book, becoming a supporting female character in a story about going crazy. Her job was to serve as a foil to the unhinged heroine, and she could only return home by repairing the plot. Overworked drone Jiang Lian said, “Isn’t the foil to an unhinged person just a spineless loser? I’ve been a corporate workhorse for five years. Nobody understands being spineless better than I do!” And so, on a variety show. 10.7kReads9.5Score1.7k14d adds

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   1. Pure is a novel that can make you laugh to death at night 🤤🤤🤤. When she encounters someone who bullies her, Jiang Lian: You've bullied a soft persimmon by bullying me (crawling in the shadows, twisting her body and giving you electric shocks 😉) 2. Even after transmigrating, I'm still a gossip 🍉 person 😜 Being a gossip enthusiast is my life! The gossip from the imperial court is really delicious. 3. Xie Mo kills the donkey [KISS][KISS]. Xie Mi's brain circuit is like the Alps. You can never guess what she'll say next. 4. Teacher Longmao's classic quotes 🤲 "A reputation has its good and bad aspects. The past is the past. Now it's about being a pervert." "A spear with shit on it will kill whoever it pokes."

8. 8 满 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Ancient Romance738k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so 59.7kReads9.5Score58.5k14d adds
9. 9 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 105.6kReads9.7Score12.2k14d adds
10. 10 她 She Goes Crazy, He Has Her Back: No One Dares Cross Them on the Dating Show 她发疯，他兜底，恋综谁都惹不起 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [1v1, ultra-sweet + hilarious + showbiz + transmigrate into a book + face-slapping] [Hilarious sweetie celebrity vs. all-around movie star who plays the pig to eat the tiger] Right after transmigrating into a book, Shi Er'er is ordered by a scumbag to pole dance on a livestream watched by a million people. Shi Er'er yanks the pole out of the ground and performs a whole staff routine, then knocks the scumbag out with two hard blows. The comments go wild: "That's badass!!!" When the scumbag tries 32.9kReads9.5Score5.3k14d adds

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    Both of these are quite outrageous; a quick transmigration story set in the entertainment industry.

11. 11 逍 The Carefree Young Prince Rises 逍遥小世子崛起 SangeneHistorical2.1M WordsCompleted While carrying out a special mission for China, Song Yang was killed in action. Fortunately, he transmigrated into the body of a good-for-nothing official’s son in a different time and place in ancient times. Armed with his modern memories, he lay low until he had learned the rules of this world, then began his journey to turn his life around: crushing the Xiongnu, pacifying Jiaozhi, and rising to marquis and chancellor... 15kReads8.3Score1.9k14d adds

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    What is a palace? Try these.

12. 12 忘 I Forgot to Look Back and See If She Was Crying 忘了回头看，她有没有哭 Sangene9k WordsCompleted She forgot to look back and see if she had cried. 1Reads—Score—14d adds
13. 13 一 I Opened My Eyes and Became a Billionaire Heiress! 一睁眼，成了资产过亿的富婆！ Helan Rong贺兰戎Modern Romance705k WordsCompleted Xia Zhuo transmigrates into a book as the male lead's ill-fated wife, a woman who gets nothing but money. In the end, unable to win her husband's love, she's framed by his true love and dies miserably. Xia Zhuo: ?? What kind of thinking is that? Isn't money better than men? Xia Zhuo looks at the countless zeroes in her bank balance and decides life is beautiful. As for her husband, what's that? Can he be turned into cash? So Xia Zhuo uses her endless supply of money to live life to the fullest. 1.4kReads7.5Score10014d adds

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    From office worker to rich woman, all it takes is a dream? Driving luxury cars at will, buying luxury goods by the case – this wish-fulfillment novel has become reality! Help! I just woke up to find myself owning a multi-million dollar mansion and a private island… Turns out, money really can buy anything! What a dream come true!

14. 14 与 Slowly Falling in Love With Her 与她慢慢热恋 Zi Xiaoshi子晓时Two Female Leads210k WordsCompleted Original Title: Sinking for You [Female-Oriented + One-on-One Romance + Two Female Leads + No Male Lead + Alternate-Universe ABO + No AI-Written Fiction] "Passionate, Scheming Sub x Distant, Gentle Dom" ◎ Wen Yuxi knew she had fallen for someone she shouldn't love. But she wasn't content with keeping her feelings secret, nor with forever looking up at her from afar. She wanted the bright moon to shine only for her. ◎ "In the seventh year of loving you, I tried every trick and exhausted every sch 8.8kReads9.3Score1.1k14d adds

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    The Ragdoll cat, dozing in its bed, was given a big kiss: "Baby! There's going to be a good show today!" The Ragdoll cat meowed, looking completely bewildered. Wen Yuxi had already rushed back to the dressing room, pulled out a champagne-colored dress, changed into it, and quickly applied light makeup in front of the mirror. "Perfect!" She winked at herself in the mirror, grabbed her bag, and ran out. Just as she reached the bottom of the stairs, she bumped into Uncle Lin, the Wen family's butler. "Second Miss, where are you going?" Uncle Lin frowned at her hurried appearance. "Master ordered that everyone in the family stay at the old house today until the wedding arrangements are finished." Wen Yuxi paused, her face immediately changing to a sweet smile. "Uncle Lin, my mother asked me to go help out. They're short-handed at the wedding." Uncle Lin looked at her suspiciously. "Really? Madam just called and told you not to run around." "Oh, I'm just worried about my mother." Wen Yuxi took a step closer and lowered her voice. "You know, the Ming family must be furious right now. I'm afraid my mother can't handle it alone." Uncle Lin hesitated for a moment, then finally sighed. "Then hurry back and don't cause any trouble." "I know!" Wen Yuxi smiled sweetly, turned around, and ran out. As soon as she stepped out the door, her smile immediately turned sly. She strode towards the garage and drove out in her red sports car. "Sister Qingcheng, you really know how to pick your timing." She hummed a song as she drove. "This is going to be good!" Meanwhile, at the Ming family mansion. Ming Qian sat expressionlessly in front of her dressing table, letting the makeup artist apply makeup to her face. She wore a well-tailored white suit, which made her appear even more aloof and noble. "Miss Ming, are you satisfied with this makeup?" The makeup artist asked cautiously. Ming Qian glanced at her reflection in the mirror and said indifferently, "It's fine." The makeup artist breathed a sigh of relief and quickly stepped aside. The room was eerily quiet; everyone held their breath, afraid of angering the eldest daughter of the Ming family. Suddenly, the door was flung open, and Mingqian's younger brother, Minglan, rushed in, his face extremely grim: "Sister! News from the Wen family! Wen Qingcheng has run away!" Mingqian's fingers paused slightly, then she continued adjusting her cuffs as if nothing had happened: "Yes, I know." "You know?!" Minglan's eyes widened in disbelief. "She ran away from the wedding! The wedding is about to begin, and she actually ran away! This is clearly a slap in the face to our Ming family!" Mingqian stood up, slowly smoothing out non-existent wrinkles on her suit, a cold smile playing on her lips: "Let her run away. Anyway, this marriage wasn't what I wanted in the first place." "But—" "No buts." Mingqian interrupted him, her eyes icy. "Tell Father, the wedding will proceed as planned." Minglan was stunned: "Proceed as planned? The bride has run away, how can it proceed?" Mingqian turned to look out the window, sunlight streaming through the glass and illuminating her profile, outlining a sharp contour. "Who said there's no bride?" She said softly. "Isn't the Wen family still has a second young lady?"

15. 15 阴 The Dark and Dashing Senior Sister Has the Cultivation World Going Crazy 阴暗师姐她超帅，修真界全疯了 Cheng Ya乘芽Ancient Romance519k WordsCompleted [Signed for publication] [No CP + Ensemble Cast + Strong Female Lead + Sect Life + Everyone's a Little Crazy] [The main cast are eccentric and outrageous. The heroine is self-reliant, loyal, and just a bit unhinged.] Xie Qing transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder supporting female character, crawling through the shadows of a sect full of slackers. Who wants to pick a fight with the heroine? Xie Qing will whip the entire cultivation world into shape. She encourages her world-weary villaino 38.1kReads9.5Score4.4k14d adds

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    The first book is a non-traditional cultivation novel, featuring an ensemble cast and non-cringeworthy humor throughout. It's packed with cheesy, eccentric tropes, and will leave you feeling refreshed and energized – a must-read! The second book, as the title suggests, is downright crazy, turning a horror game into a comedy. The third book features a female protagonist who resolutely defies the plot, killing anyone who resembles the male lead – lighthearted, funny, and full of imaginative scenarios. The fourth book is about various villain-hunting adventures, lighthearted, humorous, and witty – a must-read. Just try not to laugh so hard you get wrinkles! 😂😂😂

16. 16 抱 Sorry, You’ll Never Catch Up to Me, NPC 抱歉啦，姐是你们追不上的npc Cilantro Is Delicious香菜很好吃Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (A completely brainless comedy from start to finish) When Yun Youyou opened her eyes, she found herself inexplicably turned into an NPC in a horror game. Cheapskate game: no wages, no benefits. As long as you don't work yourself to death, they'll work you to death. Yun Youyou: Then I have no choice but to pretend I'm a pile of crap. If I can't create any value, it's the same as not working. With nothing but her silver tongue, Yun Youyou somehow turned a horror game into a comedy. The haunted hot 28.2kReads9.3Score4k14d adds
17. 17 受 Fed Up With Crazy Men and Women, This Slick One Wants to Be a Breath of Fresh Air 受够癫公癫婆，老六要做一股清流 Sleepy Meow Meow睡不醒的喵喵酱Ancient Romance276k WordsCompleted [Comedy] [Wild Premise] [Lots of Twists] [A Touch of Mystery] A clear-headed heroine versus a deranged plot and the Way of Heaven Of ten princes, nine seize women by force, while the last one does that and slaughters your whole family. Of ten generals, eight return from campaigns after several years with a concubine in tow, while the other two have lost their memories. Of ten young noble heirs, seven fail to recognize the person who saved their lives, while the other three bring home a female 12.6kReads9.1Score1.6k14d adds
18. 18 全 The Whole Capital Thinks I Can Use Witchcraft. Well, They're Right 全京城都怀疑我会妖法，嘿我真会 Dancing Fish and Dragons舞鱼龙Ancient Romance320k WordsCompleted My rating just opened, so it'll go up later. A boomerang-style revenge fantasy, a fresh premise, and no romance! Everyone's here to enjoy the gossip together! [Villain: Did I just become the person I schemed against?!] What's so special about hearing people's thoughts? Experiencing it firsthand is the real shock! What do I do if my scumbag dad thinks I'm ill-mannered and wants to make me kneel in the ancestral hall? No problem, we can switch bodies! One second you're my father, the next I'm you 6.7kReads8.9Score70114d adds
19. 19 谁 Can You Believe It? The Frail Beauty Is a Master at Luring Them In 谁懂啊！病美人他超级会钓 Shen Lei沈儡Two Male Leads1.6M WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + seme protagonist + 1v1 + beautiful, powerful, and tragic + two equally matched leads] A gorgeous madman who can really act × fragmented versions of the love interest, each with a different style Song Hemian was an evil spirit who had slept underground for a thousand years. He had been sleeping quite peacefully when, one day, a glowing orb claiming to be the strongest System bound itself to him. The orb: “Look, he's the campus darling at university, but in the end everyone 23kReads9.4Score2.4k14d adds

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    📖 ** "Green Bamboo Meets Crane"|Campus Romance|Aloof Senior × Gentle Junior** **"Senior, your lips are dry."** Sheng Huaixu's breathing became slightly erratic, and his lowered gaze met a pair of smiling eyes— Song Hemian smiled and reached out, handing him a glass of warm water: **"It's Hemian from Songgao Baihemian…remember?"** ✨ ** [High-Sweetness Scene]** - The aloof senior's ears turned red, and the junior insisted on getting closer to moisten his lips- "Aren't you thirsty?" His fingertips brushed against the rim of the glass, "But I want to feed you." - The whole school was shocked: the aloof flower was actually captured by the freshman's flirting skills! 🌿 **Character Highlights** ✔ A senior like a green bamboo in the summer ✔ A gentle and straightforward junior like a white crane ✔ The extreme push and pull of subtle flirting and counter-flirting (**The pinnacle of campus ambiguity|The fingertips you touched when you handed me water were enough to make my heart flutter for a whole summer**)

20. 20 小 The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta 小小老子当团宠，把渣爹当胎盘哄 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The print edition of A Boat in a Single Thought is now available on all platforms. [Comedy + raising kids + everyone’s favorite + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + the adult heroine’s love interest is Lu Jinghuai] [A funny, sunny heroine who actually has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve x a saintly beauty who is really a sinister, venomous schemer] Ji Nian transmigrates into a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, becoming the universally disliked biological daughter of the heroine’s pow 89.8kReads9.6Score11.6k14d adds
21. 21 入 After I Married Into Her Family, My Goddess Wife Couldn’t Take It Anymore 入赘后，女神老婆绷不住了 Xilou夕樓Urban639k WordsCompleted The veteran doctor Fu Qing transmigrates, expecting to receive a Divine Doctor System. But the original owner was a ten-year veteran bootlicker, and instead he awakens the Mischief-Making System. The more trouble he causes, the bigger the rewards. Luckily, Fu Qing watches soap operas all the time and knows exactly how to stir things up. “Women have always been the ones causing trouble. I wonder what it looks like when a man does it?” The System replies, “If you don't cause trouble and I don't ca 15.3kReads7.9Score1.2k14d adds

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    This is so crazy!! 🤭😄🤤 The simp who licked his boots finally died, and the medical genius transmigrated into his body 😄🤤 He even unlocked the Godly Creation System, where he can be as crazy as possible, as crazy as he wants to be!! 😄😄 Crazy, he's turned the tables and become the master 🤤🤤 He can listen and watch 👀

22. 22 豪 The Rich Family Can Hear My Thoughts, and They Spoil Me Like Crazy 豪门听我爆心声，全员玩命宠 May Flowers Bloom All the Way一路生花啊Modern Romance369k WordsCompleted Transmigrate into a book + gossip + wealthy family + comedy + devoted couples + the whole family can hear her thoughts Xie Li transmigrated into a book! Here's how it happened! As a gravekeeper, ahem, she was an orphan and had worked incredibly hard to get into a second-tier university. She chose computer science, the hottest major at the time, but fate had other plans: by the time she graduated, the field had gone bust! After sending out 888 resumes and getting no response, she spotted this job 93Reads6.5Score10014d adds

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    These books are all quite unconventional, but they're serialized novels, which is their only downside. They're really good, I highly recommend everyone to read them.

23. 23 听 Eavesdropping on a Crazy Woman's Thoughts While Enjoying the Drama: The Whole Court Is Panicking 听癫女心声吃瓜，满朝文武天塌啦 Yanzi Dada彦子大大Ancient Romance586k WordsCompleted [Unhinged Heroine + The Entire Court Gossips + Lighthearted and Fun + Everyone's Darling] (The author was halfway through writing this and nearly laughed herself into a coma, hahaha...) Lu Yanchu transmigrates into a book as the vicious true heiress who dies young, and she's also a scumbag's devoted lapdog. From the start, the scumbag kicks her to the ground. So she rolls on the spot, gives him a perfect split, and feeds him a fresh lump of dog shit for good measure. Luckily, she gets bound to a 8.1kReads8.4Score1.1k14d adds
24. 24 被 After He Read Her Mind, the Regent Fell So Hard He Blushed Red 被读心后，摄政王爱到红温了 Li Cheng立橙Ancient Romance418k WordsOngoing (The rating just came out, so it’ll go up later) [Mind Reading + Transmigration + Everyone’s Helping Her + The Whole Court Dotes on Her + Lie Flat and Defy the Usual Tropes + Lighthearted Comedy] Ling Zhao transmigrated. One second, she was fighting zombies. The next, she had become a pitiful, unloved girl in ancient times. Worse, she was bound to the Calamity System, which ordered her to win over the regent, flirt with powerful ministers, and throw the imperial court into chaos. Ling Zhao, lyin 28Reads6.4Score—14d adds
25. 25 重 Reborn as the Beloved of Everyone: The Movie Emperor's Wife Is Poor and Fierce Again 重生团宠：影帝夫人又穷又凶 Not Dim-Witted After Waking Up睡醒不呆Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted [Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold? 137kReads9.6Score14.4k14d adds

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    I couldn't stop laughing.

26. 26 认 After Mistaking My Marriage Match, He Can't Get Enough of Me 认错联姻对象后，他超爱 Puppy Cat小狗猫Modern Romance458k WordsCompleted Strangers to lovers after an arranged marriage / powerful man learns to bow his head / he can't get enough Gentle beauty & strict, stern big shot At first, Xu Qingwu thought her arranged match was a playboy. She figured it would be great: they could each do their own thing. She only found out at their premarital checkup that there'd been a mix-up. Her match was the playboy's uncle, Cen Xihuai, who was rumored to have no interest in women and to be a model of restraint and propriety. Right after 7.8kReads8.8Score99214d adds

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    "I'm willing to enter into this marriage!" Three hours later, she bumped into her fiancé at a nightclub, with one woman on each arm. "We'll each do our own thing after marriage"—Xu Qingwu thought to herself as she turned to leave, but the playboy grabbed her wrist: "Fiancée, aren't you even going to pretend?" **#BusinessMarriage #ProdigalSonReturns #SheRunsAwayHeChases** When a cold, aloof heiress meets a heartbreaker, whoever falls in love first loses.

27. 27 笑 What a Joke! She Has No Morals, So Why Are You Blackmailing Her? 笑死，她都没道德，你绑架她干嘛 My Ears Don't Itch耳朵不痒Modern Romance356k WordsCompleted [Goofy + shameless + liable to lose it at any moment + meme connoisseur] Yu Yao woke up one morning to discover she had transmigrated into a book. Well! If this had happened to her, then nobody could blame her for doing things her way! On a variety show, the green-tea heroine said, “Lately, I feel like I’ve gained a lot of weight from eating.” Yu Yao looked at her bony waist. “Yeah, you’re way too fat. Eat less.” When asked why she’d joined a dating show, the green-tea heroine said, “I’ve never 13.1kReads9.3Score1.5k14d adds

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    It's so good! So good!! I love the crazy, funny stuff with my eyes closed.

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