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1 修 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World Noodle King ZaiEastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted 170kReads9.5Score19.9kShelves

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I was laughing so hard that I pooped on the bed!!!

3 不 The Unorthodox Immortal Cultivation System: the Salted Fish Sword Immortal Silent All the Poplar LeavesAncient Romance302k WordsCompleted —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Recommended by Tomato Novels for weird and outrageous immortality writings, "The Unorthodox Immortal Cultivation System: Salted Fish Sword Immortal" - Unique system setting: The protagonist Shen Qingxuan is bound to the most outrageous "Irregular System" in history in the world of immortality. To achieve breakthroughs in cultivation, he has to complete bizarre tasks such as "eating while standing on his head" and "basking his belly for two hours". It is very different from the conventional way of cultivating immortals and is full of absurdity. - Funny plots are displayed: during the sect competition, salted fish was used as a sword to beat the genius; in the serious scene of the alchemy test, a blast of beauty elixirs attracted female nuns to carry spiritual stones to buy them all night long. These plots are full of comedy effect. - Mysterious plot twist: As the story develops, it is discovered that the so-called corrupted system is actually the ultimate conspiracy of the ancient demons to fight against heaven. When the immortal world's pursuit order and the devil's olive branch come at the same time, the protagonist is faced with the choice of whether to be a serious immortal emperor or to bring the three realms to peace. The plot is full of surprises. "Cultivation of Immortality is worse than Drawing a Duck" - The protagonist's special method of cultivating immortality: In a world where cultivating immortality relies on words and spirit runes, others practice the Burning Heaven Technique and the Star-Breaking Curse. The protagonist Bai Mo, as a well-known and useless person in Mojia Village, studies how to draw ducks with burning sticks and say "ga", which is in sharp contrast to the regular immortal cultivators. - Creation of novel spells: An unprecedented graffiti psychic technique has been developed. Drawing a duck can make it fake a corpse on the spot, a charcoal duck can twist its buttocks, and earthworms can move constipation lines. Randomly scrawled mosquito graffiti can even knock a real mosquito into a concussion. The magic effect is strange and funny. - Funny conflicts with others: The mysterious and cold talisman genius Yun Zhixia almost broke the talisman pen in two when she saw Bai Mo's strange way of cultivating immortals. The interaction between the two added a lot of laughter to the story. "The whole world is forcing me to practice immortality" - Weird physique setting: The protagonist Yun Jiaojiao is a famous salted fish fairy in the fairy world. She is born with a weird physique that the harder she practices, the more unlucky she becomes. She can upgrade while lying down. This breaks the conventional setting of cultivating immortals in which hard work can improve your strength. It is full of fun.

4 我 I Get Stronger by Eating Ghosts Three Winds 11Mystery3.1M WordsCompleted 152.3kReads9.3Score16.1kShelves

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• "I'm a mentally ill person, so it makes sense that I'm not afraid of ghosts": It's also a funny supernatural novel. The protagonist Bai Yuan is mentally ill. He dances to "Compendium of Materia Medica" with a female ghost in red as his dance partner, and uses "quantum mechanics" to trick Bixian into solving mathematical problems. The patients in the mental hospital are also "hidden masters". The director uses electric shock therapy to "survive the tribulation", and the head nurse uses a broom as a flying prop for sword control.

5 修 The Powerhouses of the Cultivation World Beg to Be My Bodyguards The Tiger Isn't HomeEastern Fantasy1.2M WordsOngoing 40Reads7.6Score—Shelves

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Very good book

6 诸 The Gods’ Foolish Game Ninety Autumns in JanuaryUrban3.7M WordsCompleted 592.8kReads9.7Score68.6kShelves

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• "The God of War": the only funny novel with a rating of 9.8 On Tomato. The protagonist has no system or plug-ins, but he adheres to the principle of "never lie to others, never trust others, and can't even trust himself". With his unique acting style and unique brain circuit, he creates many hilarious plots.

7 小 My Junior Sister Is Overpowered, Yet Ridiculously Goofy The Princess Isn't Going HomeAncient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted 248.2kReads9.6Score26.5kShelves

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"The Little Junior Sister Is Clearly Super Strong, But Is Too Much": Ye Qiao, an ordinary person, traveled through time in the heart-throb novel and became the tool-man Second Senior Sister. After arriving at the new sect, she made the sect go crazy. The protagonist's silly behavior contrasts with his super strength, and the plot is endlessly entertaining.

8 麻 The Divine Fortune-Teller in the Linen Robe Horseback FishingMystery7.4M WordsCompleted 53.4kReads9.1Score4.4kShelves

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## "Ma Yi Divine Fortune Teller": The young owner of the shroud shop has conquered the three realms by relying on physiognomy. This operation is too "nervous"! **The eye of the sky opens in the pile of wreaths, and the dead man's life is predicted from the money**——Twenty-year-old Li Chuyi runs an ancestral shroud shop in the county town. During the day, he makes origami money to tie wreaths. At night, he is so angry that the network administrator on the second floor is in arrears with rent. Until he stared at the red bump on the nose of the network administrator and smiled evilly: "Tonight the game will explode with equipment. If you get four thousand yuan, remember to pay the rent!" [User Material] The fat man knelt down on the spot: "Brother Landlord, you are more outrageous than a game plug-in!" ### Nerve Operation 1: Dimensionality reduction attack in the shroud shop ➠ **Physiognomy used as monitoring**: Are the nostrils of the network administrator red and swollen due to rent arrears? The fortune star returns! The customer who sells wreaths has a blackened hall? Go to jail tomorrow! Grandpa watched the opera on the rocking chair and casually spoiled the story, while Li Chuyi took notes frantically ➠ **The Yin and Yang Realm operation**: Pinning peach blossom charms on the paper man - the next day the widow tenant knocked on the store door frantically: "Why are all the men in the street chasing me?" Carving patterns on the urn to ward off evil spirits - In the middle of the night, the ghost squatted at the door and cried: "Brother, the bad luck said that I seem to be plated with gold!" ➠ **My wife saves like this**: My girlfriend's mother dislikes being poor and loves being rich? He pinched his fingers on the spot and said: "Auntie, you will lose your wallet when you buy groceries tomorrow morning!" The next day, the mother-in-law-to-be held the recovered wallet with tears in her eyes: "Master, my wedding room is out of my house!" ### Neural Operation 2: Ancestral physiognomy plays with quantum mechanics ➠ **Grandpa's poisonous milk character**: Swearing not to tell fortunes anymore but crazy spoilers: "The customer will not live for three days... But I said he will die suddenly!" He turned around and turned into an old naughty boy: "My dear, have you seen him on the news?" ➠ **Li Chuyi's metaphysical economics**: - Earn 4,000 from gold as a network administrator? Deduct half a year's rent to prevent financial ruin! -My girlfriend thinks the shroud shop is unlucky? The physiognomist chased his wife: "You are a prosperous husband, but you lack a funeral king like me!" - Bully destroys shop? He sneered and drew a sign: "I will break my leg tomorrow!" As the ambulance roared by, he calmly posted an advertisement: "Orthopedic wreaths are 20% off!" ### From the county god stick to the talker of the three worlds When the thousand-year-old corpse king tore up the Li family's ancestral grave, Li Chuyi picked up the bamboo frame of the paper man and angrily said: "Dare to touch my wealth? Watch me cut you with Chapter 38 of "Ma Yi Xiangfa"!" 🔥 The paper money was scattered into the innate Bagua formation, the wreaths were dismantled and the fairy ropes were tied together. The poor tenants on the second floor who were in arrears with their rent collectively woke up: the network administrator was actually a programmer from the underworld! The widow is Po Meng's purchasing agent!  💀 Grandpa stepped on the rocking chair and transformed into the Ten Palaces of Yama: "My dear grandson, I've been holding back this pretense for twenty years!" > **Others have a golden finger, but this one has open eyes** > **Left hand "Ma Yi Shen Xiang" right hand urn** > In the underworld today, when prices are soaring - > **He achieved financial freedom by showing Feng Shui to the King of Hell! ** See how the most well-connected person in the funeral industry uses physiognomy as a metaphysical nuclear weapon to fight through three realms in the pile of wreaths, paper money: **"The KPI of the underworld exceeds the standard? Ask my grandpa to change the fate of life and death!"** **"Can't pay the rent? Work for my young boss to catch ghosts and pay off the debt!"** #Shūyi shop fortune teller #The network administrator who owes rent is the hidden boss #Grandpa's poisonous milk diary --- **"This Corpse Immortal, if your seal turns black, you might be in danger of a bloody disaster..."** **"What? Don't believe me? I'll prepare an urn for you first!"**

9 我 I Evolved Billions of Curses Soda Sea Salt CrackersMystery1.0M WordsCompleted 31.4kReads8.6Score3.3kShelves

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"I Evolved Billions of Curses": It belongs to the supernatural and funny novels. The protagonist Jiang Fan awakens the "Curse Evolution System" when being chased by ghosts. He can upgrade by irritating ghosts and absorbing curse energy. He can use the "Ghost Crying Wolf Howling" BGM to force ghosts to shut up, and he can also pick up bricks and beat headless ghosts, which is very strange.

10 开 From the Start, Selling Muscle-Building Tonics at a Street Stall Yi QingfengUrban8.9M WordsCompleted 358.3kReads9.7Score43.7kShelves

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"The Stall Sales at the Beginning": Tomato's first comedy masterpiece with a score of 9.7. The early plot was nonsensical. The protagonist awakened to set up a stall system, and relied on collecting resentment points to draw a lottery. The props he drew were very strange, and the operation of the card system bug was even more unexpected.

11 苟 The Path to Immortality: Surviving to the Very End Big-Headed TEastern Fantasy3.1M WordsCompleted 27.4kReads8.6Score1.9kShelves

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All are high-scoring masterpieces! There are both male and female cultivators! Dansu! My dear friends, I highly recommend "Perseverance to the Extreme, Cultivation of Immortality"! This book breaks the rules, there is no heroine to disrupt the situation, and it focuses on the protagonist's growth in the cruel world of immortality. Wudao is at the bottom, but he is unyielding and looking for hope among the thorns. The book depicts the class conflicts and survival struggle in the world of immortality very profoundly, and every crisis makes people sweat. If you are tired of reading Long Aotian's immortal writings and want to experience a real mortal counterattack, this book is definitely not to be missed!

16 寒 The Immortal Emperor from a Humble Family All-Devouring DaoistEastern Fantasy13.1M WordsOngoing 18.7kReads8.5Score1.9kShelves

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It was only 1 minute

17 九 The Ninth-Rank Artifact Crafter Xiao Shisanlang Talks About the Three KingdomsEastern Fantasy3.8M WordsOngoing 22.5kReads9.1Score1.9kShelves

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Excellent fantasy novel! ! !

20 我 I Captured Travelers in Ancient Times Evergreen GreensEastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted 1.4kReads5.8Score101Shelves

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Recommended to read this book

22 道 Fellow Taoist, Your Spell Is Out of Date. Silent WisdomEastern Fantasy100k WordsCompleted —Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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Cultivating immortality while raising pigs