Anything Can Become a Book on Tomato Novel. Give Me Weird, Absurd Cultivation Stories?!!!! 番茄万物可成书，求各种奇葩，离谱修仙？！！！！

1. 1 修 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted “Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of 177.9kReads9.5Score31.7k14d adds

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   I laughed so hard I pooped in bed!!!

2. 2 让 I Told You to Cultivate Immortality, Not Wreak Havoc in the Cultivation World! 让你修仙，没让你祸害修仙界啊！ The Angler Who Catches Big Fish钓鱼佬钓大鱼Eastern Fantasy2.4M WordsOngoing [Comedy][Sneaky Schemer][Lighthearted][Absurd][Gets Better the Further You Read] [This book focuses on comedy and fun. The pace is somewhat slow, so please do not read it if that bothers you.] Year 17,863 of the Cultivation Calendar When Emperor Qin Yu became an immortal and ascended, powerful figures from every realm came to see him off. Firecrackers exploded, and everyone had tears in their eyes as they murmured their farewells. Sect Elder: “He's leaving. This scourge is finally leaving. We ca 173.7kReads9.1Score24.1k14d adds
3. 3 不 The Irreverent Cultivation System: The Lazy Sword Immortal 不正经修仙系统之咸鱼剑仙 All the Silent Poplar Leaves无声所有的杨叶杨Ancient Romance302k WordsCompleted This is a male-oriented novel, so why did I choose the female-oriented category??????????? (Lighthearted laughs + cultivation with a twist + dark truths. The lazy sword immortal is here to teach you how to upend the laws of cultivation with outrageous tricks!) In the cultivation world, he gets bound to the most absurd System in history: the “Irresponsible Slacker System.” Need a breakthrough? First complete bizarre tasks like “eat while standing on your head” and “lie flat and air your belly for 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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   Tomato Novels' bizarre and outrageous cultivation novel recommendation: *The Unorthodox Cultivation System: The Salted Fish Sword Immortal* - Unique System Setting: The protagonist, Shen Qingxuan, is bound to the most outrageous "Unorthodox Lazy System" in the cultivation world. His cultivation breakthroughs require completing bizarre tasks such as "eating upside down" and "exposing his belly to the sun for two hours," completely different from conventional cultivation methods and full of absurdity. - Humorous Scenes: During a sect competition, he pulls out a salted fish as a sword to easily defeat the most talented cultivators; in a serious alchemy assessment, a batch of pills explodes, producing a beauty-enhancing elixir that causes female cultivators to rush to buy it overnight with spirit stones—these scenes are full of comedic effect. - Mysterious Plot Twist: As the story unfolds, it is discovered that the so-called lazy system is actually the ultimate conspiracy of an ancient demon god against the Heavenly Dao. When the immortal realm's kill order and the demonic path's olive branch arrive simultaneously, the protagonist faces a choice: become a proper immortal emperor or lead the entire Three Realms to a state of utter defeat—the plot is full of surprises. "Cultivating Immortality is Not as Good as Drawing Ducks" - The protagonist's unique cultivation method: In a world where cultivation relies on incantations and talismans, while others painstakingly cultivate techniques like the Burning Heaven Technique and the Shattering Star Curse, the protagonist, Bai Mo, a well-known useless person from the Mo Family Village, researches how to draw ducks with a fire poker and chant "quack," creating a stark contrast with conventional cultivators. - Novel spell creation: He develops an unprecedented graffiti-based spirit communication technique. Drawing a duck can make it instantly rise from the dead; a charcoal-pen duck wiggles its bottom, an earthworm thread moves it while constipated, and even a random mosquito doodle can cause a real mosquito to suffer a concussion. The spell effects are bizarre and hilarious. - Humorous conflicts with others: The mysterious and aloof talisman genius Yun Zhixia almost breaks her natal talisman brush in two when she sees Bai Mo's bizarre cultivation method. The interaction between the two adds a lot of laughs to the story. "The Whole World Is Forcing Me to Cultivate Immortality" - Bizarre Physique Setting: The protagonist, Yun Jiaojiao, is a famous lazy fairy in the immortal realm. She is born with a bizarre physique where the harder she cultivates, the more unlucky she becomes, but she can level up while lying down. This breaks the conventional setting that hard work can improve one's strength in the world of immortal cultivation, making it full of fun.

4. 4 邪 Evil God Moran! 邪神墨然！ Three Winds 11三风11Mystery3.1M WordsCompleted Why does the headless ghost in the hospital keep praying at midnight? Why does the skin-stealing ghost in the desolate mountain village wail without stopping? And why does the long-haired female ghost in the studio apartment shriek in the middle of the night? None of this is a distortion of human nature, much less a collapse of morality. It’s just that… someone’s having an episode! In an age when horror has returned and vengeful ghosts run rampant, Bai Yuan, dressed in a hospital gown, smiled ca 156.7kReads9.3Score16.5k14d adds

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   • *I'm a Mentally Ill Person, So It's Reasonable That I'm Not Afraid of Ghosts, Right?*: This is also a supernatural comedy novel. The protagonist, Bai Yuan, is mentally ill. He uses a female ghost in red as a dance partner to perform a dance based on the *Compendium of Materia Medica*, and uses "quantum mechanics" to fool a spirit in a pen into solving math problems. The other patients in the mental hospital are also "reclusive masters," with the director using electroconvulsive therapy to "transcend tribulation," and the head nurse using a broom as a flying sword prop.

5. 5 修 The Powerhouses of the Cultivation World Beg to Be My Bodyguards 修真界的大佬求着做我的保镖 The Tiger Isn't Home老虎不在家Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsOngoing [Urban Cultivation + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Cultivation Realm + Making It Big in the Cultivation World + Super Feel-Good Story] While filming a video, Wang Le, a self-media creator, accidentally entered the cultivation world through a teleportation array left behind by an ancient immortal. With a mixed spiritual root and a body unsuited to cultivation, what could he do? He relied on his advanced knowledge to start a business in the cultivation world, earning a fortune. Using his accumul 15Reads7.6Score—14d adds

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   A very good book

6. 6 诸EN The Gods' Foolish Game 诸神愚戏 Ninety Autumns in January一月九十秋Urban3.7M WordsCompleted I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m 519.6kReads9.7Score67.5k14d adds

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   • *The Mistaken War with the Gods*: Tomato's only comedy novel with a high rating of 9.8. The protagonist has no system or cheat codes, but adheres to the principle of "never lying, never trusting anyone, not even himself," creating many hilarious situations with his unique style and quirky thought process.

7. 7 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.3k14d adds

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   "My Junior Sister is Clearly Super Strong but Excessively Silly": Ordinary Ye Qiao transmigrates into a popular novel as the second senior sister, a mere tool in the system. Upon arriving at her new sect, she causes chaos and disorder. The protagonist's silly antics contrast sharply with her extraordinary strength, creating an endearing and hilarious story.

8. 8 麻 The Divine Fortune-Teller in the Linen Robe 麻衣神算子 Horseback Fishing骑马钓鱼Mystery7.4M WordsCompleted My grandfather taught me everything he knew about fortune-telling, but after I read three people’s fortunes, he left me. From then on, I didn’t just tell the fortunes of the living... 43.8kReads9.2Score3.8k14d adds

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   ## *The Fortune Teller in Hemp Clothes*: The young master of a funeral shop sweeps across the three realms with his physiognomy skills—this operation is too "crazy"! **Opening a third eye amidst piles of wreaths, calculating life and death from the money of the dead**—Twenty-year-old Li Chuyi runs an ancestral funeral shop in the county town. By day, he folds paper money and makes wreaths; by night, he's furious with the internet cafe manager on the second floor who owes him rent. Until he stares at the red bump on the manager's nose and smiles wickedly: "Tonight, I'll get some equipment in the game. Remember to pay the rent after you get four thousand yuan!" [User material] The fat man immediately kneels in submission: "Landlord, you're even more outrageous than a game cheat!" ### Crazy Operation 1: A dimensional attack in the funeral shop ➠ **Using physiognomy as surveillance**: The rent-owing internet cafe manager has swollen nostrils? The God of Wealth has returned! The customer selling wreaths has a dark complexion? He's going to jail tomorrow! Grandpa casually spoils the plot of a traditional opera while watching from his rocking chair, and Li Chuyi frantically takes notes. ➠ **Strange Operations in the Yin and Yang Realms**: Making peach blossom charms for paper figures—the next day, a widowed tenant frantically knocks on the shop door: "Why are all the men on the street chasing me?" Carving amulet patterns to ward off evil spirits—a vengeful ghost squats at the door in the middle of the night crying: "Brother, the underworld officials say I look like I'm plated with gold!" ➠ **Saving Money for a Wife**: Girlfriend's mother is materialistic? He immediately calculates on his fingers: "Auntie, you'll definitely lose your wallet tomorrow morning while grocery shopping!" The next day, the prospective mother-in-law clutches her recovered wallet with tears in her eyes: "Master, my family will provide the wedding house!" ### Second Crazy Operation: Incorporating Quantum Mechanics into Ancestral Fortune Telling ➠ **Grandpa's Poisonous Prediction Persona**: He swears never to tell fortunes again but then frantically spoils the plot: "That customer won't live more than three days... But I said he'd die suddenly!" He then instantly transforms into a gossipy old man: "My dear grandson, look, is he on the news yet?" ➠ **Li Chuyi's Metaphysical Economics**: - Internet cafe manager earns four thousand by playing online games? Half a year's rent deducted first to prevent financial ruin! - Girlfriend thinks funeral shops are unlucky? Physiognomist pursues her: "The grain of rice at the corner of your mouth indicates a prosperous husband, you just need a funeral bachelor like me!" - Bully smashes up shop? Coldly draws a talisman: "You'll definitely break your leg tomorrow!" As the ambulance sirens waile, calmly puts up an ad: "20% off orthopedic wreaths!" ### From a county charlatan to a ruler of the three realms, when the thousand-year-old corpse king overturns the Li family's ancestral grave, Li Chuyi grabs the bamboo frame for making paper figures and angrily casts a divination: "Dare to touch my wealth spot? Watch me use Chapter 38 of 'The Physiognomy of the Hemp Robe' to beat you up!" 🔥 Paper money scattered to form a primordial Bagua array, wreaths dismantled to forge a binding rope for immortals 👻 The poor tenants on the second floor who are behind on rent collectively awaken: The internet cafe manager is actually a programmer from the underworld! The widow is Meng Po's proxy shopper! 💀 Grandpa, with a kick of his rocking chair, transforms into one of the Ten Kings of Hell: "My dear grandson, I've been holding back this show of bravado for twenty years!" > **Others have cheat codes, this one has divine eyes** > **Left hand: *The Divine Physiognomy in Ma Yi*, right hand: an urn** > In today's world of skyrocketing prices in the underworld— > **He achieved financial freedom by consulting feng shui masters for the King of Hell!** See how the most influential person in the funeral industry turns physiognomy into a mystical nuclear weapon, slaying through the three realms amidst piles of wreaths and paper money: **"Underworld KPI overdue? Come to my grandpa to change the Book of Life and Death!"** **"Can't pay rent? Work for this young master, catching ghosts to pay off your debt!"** #FuneralShopPhysiognomist #RentUnpaidInternetManagerIsAHiddenBigShot #Grandpa'sPoisonousMiracleDiary--- **"This corpse immortal, your forehead is dark, you may face a bloody disaster..."** **"What? You don't believe me? I'll prepare an urn for you first!"**

9. 9 我 I Evolved Billions of Curses 我进化了亿万诅咒 Soda Sea Salt Crackers苏打海盐饼干Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Chinese-Style Horror + Twists + Humans Scaring Ghosts] The supernatural returned, ferocious ghosts broke loose, and unimaginable horrors appeared in the real world. As night fell over the city, nightmares engulfed everyone. Jiang Fan gained the power to develop abilities by studying ghosts. As long as he kept scaring them, he could become the greatest terror in the darkness. The more terrified they were, the greater the power he gained. Then he discovered that his potential had been unleas 4.2kReads8.6Score43014d adds

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   "I Evolved Billions of Curses": This is a supernatural comedy novel. The protagonist, Jiang Fan, awakens a "Curse Evolution System" while being chased by ghosts. He levels up by absorbing curse energy by provoking ghosts. He can use "ghostly wails" background music to force fierce ghosts into a state of depression, and he can also pick up a brick and beat up headless ghost shadows, which is quite bizarre.

10. 10 开EN Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 333.1kReads9.7Score43.5k14d adds

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    "Starting as a Street Vendor with Great Strength": Tomato's first hilarious masterpiece with a 9.7 rating. The early plot is nonsensical, with the protagonist awakening a street vendor system. He collects resentment points to draw prizes, and the items he draws are quite bizarre. His actions of exploiting system bugs are even more unexpected.

11. 11 无 The Immortal Path Without Dao 无道仙路 Big-Headed T头很大的T君Eastern Fantasy3.1M WordsCompleted [No female lead + ordinary mortal protagonist + brutal cultivation; From the Start: A Broken Piece of Jade Reveals the Secrets of Immortality, The Terrifying Road to Immortality, Mystery, Immortal Paths, and the Angler, The Strange Path to Immortality are updated simultaneously] There was no road in the world to begin with. A road appears when enough people walk it. Wudao found a mysterious piece of fine wood glowing with purple light and arrived in the world of cultivation. It was a brutal plac 18.4kReads8.6Score1.1k14d adds

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    These are all highly-rated masterpieces! Both male and female protagonists cultivate immortality! But, my darlings, I strongly recommend "Surviving to the Extreme: The Path of Cultivation"! This book breaks the mold, with no female lead interfering, focusing instead on the protagonist's growth in the cruel world of cultivation. Despite being at the bottom, Wu Dao is indomitable, searching for survival amidst thorns. The book vividly portrays the class conflicts and struggles for survival in the cultivation world, making every crisis a nail-biter. If you're tired of the typical overpowered protagonist cultivation novels and want to experience a true mortal's rise to power, this is an absolute must-read!

12. 12 榆 Elm Immortal 榆仙 Situ Qingchen司徒清尘Eastern Fantasy5.3M WordsCompleted The new book, “The Age of Demons: Cultivating the Unorthodox Path to Immortality, Starting with the Livestock-Creation Method,” is now available. [No System, no harem, traditional xianxia, decisive and ruthless, mortal cultivation.] Cultivation is about questioning your own heart. Yu Xian, an orphan from Dayushu Village, formed a bond with a great elm tree. Before dying, the Elm Tree Matriarch opened his spiritual root, and from then on he embarked on the path of cultivation. Using the elm’s spi 166.5kReads9.1Score19k14d adds
13. 13 修 The Cultivation Investiture of the Gods 修仙封神榜 Light of the Dao道之光Fantastical Romance602k WordsCompleted In the Age of Declining Dharma, immortals and demons wage a great war. The Way of Heaven is the way of humanity. The survival of the Dharma realm rests in the hands of every one of us. This book is tagged as fantasy romance. The love in this story is the Way of Heaven's care for all living beings, and the righteous love that inspires them to work together to uphold its order. Cultivating immortality means cultivating humanity. The righteous path in this world is a rough one. 14.3kReads9.5Score2.7k14d adds
14. 14 穷 A Poor Girl’s Daily Life as a Rogue Cultivator 穷鬼女散修的修仙日常 Dancing Lightly in the Mortal World红尘轻舞Ancient Romance2.4M WordsCompleted Xiao Han never imagined that she, an ordinary working girl who hadn't even finished middle school, would transmigrate one day. Fine, she transmigrated. But she had neither a pocket dimension nor a System, let alone a handy golden finger. She got none of the perks or welcome gifts that usually came with transmigration. That would have been bad enough, but other transmigrators took over someone else's body and fit right into local society. She, however, arrived in her own body, unable to speak the 49.5kReads9.2Score7.1k14d adds
15. 15 妖 The Demon Immortal's Crossing 妖仙渡 Wang Xiaoyue王小玥Ancient Romance329k WordsCompleted A collection of short fantasy stories. “Peach Blossom Immortal” Jun Su counted on her fingers, but still couldn’t figure out how many years she’d been alive. Who would have thought that a trip to the mortal world would cost her immortal path, all because of that young upstart Lu Chi... “Bewitching Bones” No matter how beautifully the red flowers bloom in the Realm of Youluo, they can’t compare to her enchanting beauty. Pei Wan plucked one and gently crushed it. She refused to believe that there 1.1kReads9.3Score19014d adds
16. 16 寒 The Immortal Emperor from a Humble Family 寒门仙帝 All-Devouring Daoist通吃道人Eastern Fantasy13.3M WordsOngoing A hundred years ago, a humble scholar and successful candidate in the imperial examinations, Lin Jiaping, embarked on the path to immortality. A hundred years later, countless continents float in the Chaos Sea, and rolling waves of sound rise from each one. Immortals roar, gods wail, and heavenly demons weep. The powerful beings all share just one thought: Lin Ping’an must die! 20.2kReads8.5Score2.2k14d adds

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    It was only 1 minute to begin with.

17. 17 九 The Ninth-Rank Artifact Crafter 九品炼器师 Xiao Shisanlang Talks About the Three Kingdoms萧十三郎说三国Eastern Fantasy4.0M WordsOngoing [A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality] [Artifact Refining] [A Young Man’s Rise] [Industrialization] [Fantasy Warfare] [Ensemble Cast] [Comedy and Satire] [Slow Burn] Young Qian Duoduo transmigrates through space! As a mortal, he starts from scratch! Thrown into prison, he’s facing certain death from the very start! If he doesn’t want to die, he’ll have to fight! To make matters worse, his bargain-basement master, a skinny old man, puts him over the fire to roast! If you want to read abo 23.4kReads9.1Score1.9k14d adds

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    A masterpiece of fantasy novels!!!

18. 18 棺 The Coffin Opens, and the Heavens Split 棺启苍穹裂 Wangchai Doesn't Eat Fish旺柴不吃鱼Eastern Fantasy467k WordsCompleted The woodcutter boy Xu Yan rescued a green snake, only to be forced to become the master of an ancient divine coffin. While others fought over the Map of Mountains and Rivers, which had appeared once every thousand years, all he wanted was a quiet life farming. That is, until his adoptive father was left dying with an arm severed, and the massacre from sixteen years ago came to light... When the heroes of the martial world discovered that this good-for-nothing with shattered meridians was actuall 1kReads9.3Score11914d adds
19. 19 兽 Legend of the Beast Spirits 兽灵传说 Winter Snow Chasing the Wild Ducks冬雪骋鹜Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted [Power Evolution + Passionate Young Hero + Farming and Conquest + Multiple Heroines + No Idiotic Characters + Carefully Crafted Cast + Intertwined Emotions + Ensemble-Style Story + Detailed Battles + Epic War + Fantasy Adventure] I, Chu Yingchuan, am the youngest prince consort in the history of the Wolf Kingdom, and its most heavily accused traitor. They say I sold out the border defenses to save my own skin, leading to the annihilation of an entire army. But they don’t know that the place I in 263Reads9.4Score18514d adds
20. 20 我 I Hunt Down Transmigrators in Ancient China 我在古代抓捕穿越者 Evergreen Greens长青菜菜Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted The protagonist, Long Chen, transmigrates into an ancient world. But it turns out that world is full of transmigrators. They belong to many different factions. Long Chen, himself a transmigrator, receives a mission: eliminate every other transmigrator. … 3.4kReads—Score17214d adds

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    I recommend you read this book.

21. 21 九 The Nine Cauldrons of Heaven's Way 九鼎天道 Fallen Leaves Seek the Way叶落寻道Eastern Fantasy343k WordsCompleted [Good-for-Nothing’s Rise + Cling to a Powerful Ally from the Start + Sword Cultivation + Dynastic Struggles] He is Chu Wudao, a good-for-nothing known throughout the vast continent, who has suffered endless humiliation and faces a bleak future. She is Ziyan, once the supreme Heavenly Dao who ruled over myriad worlds, emotionless and desireless. After falling in an unknown calamity, she became a wisp of a young girl’s spirit. When the supreme Heavenly Dao accidentally falls into this unremarkable 42Reads—Score—14d adds
22. 22 道 Fellow Daoist, Your Spells Are Out of Date 道友，你的法术过时了 Mo Yanzhi默言智Eastern Fantasy100k WordsCompleted (Fantasy + cultivation + System + comedy + scheming + transmigration and rebirth) What? You're still using a traditional cultivation System? You're so out of date! GPT is all the rage now! Chen Gou: “Fellow Daoist, why are you still using such an outdated spell?” Fellow Daoist: “How dare you! This spell has been passed down by my ancestor for a thousand years!” Chen Gou: “What a load of nonsense. Take a lesson from me. From now on, call me Ancestor.” —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Cultivating immortality while raising pigs

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