The Irreverent Cultivation System: The Lazy Sword Immortal

This is a male-oriented novel, so why did I choose the female-oriented category??????????? (Lighthearted laughs + cultivation with a twist + dark truths. The lazy sword immortal is here to teach you how to upend the laws of cultivation with outrageous tricks!)

In the cultivation world, he gets bound to the most absurd System in history: the “Irresponsible Slacker System.”

Need a breakthrough? First complete bizarre tasks like “eat while standing on your head” and “lie flat and air your belly for two hours”!

The sect tournament is coming up? He grabs a salted fish to use as a sword and thrashes the prodigies!

The alchemy exam is supposed to be serious? His cauldron produces beauty-enhancing immortal pills, and female cultivators haul spirit stones over in the middle of the night to buy them!

As his outrageous antics turn the entire cultivation world upside down, Shen Qingxuan discovers that:

A random doodle he made is actually an ancient forbidden art,

The straw mat he crushed while sleeping hides a secret manual for surviving tribulation,

And even a broken bowl he picked up by the roadside has become a divine artifact capable of suppressing the Demon Venerable...

On the day of his tribulation, an enraged roar comes from among the nine heavenly thunderclouds:

“Three thousand years! That old Chaos scoundrel's successor is back again!!”

What kind of slacker System is this?

It's clearly the ultimate scheme of an ancient demon god to defy Heaven!

With an execution order from the Immortal Realm and an invitation from the demonic path landing at the same time, will he become a proper Immortal Emperor, or take all three realms with him as they lie flat?