The author has a great imagination. The protagonist has grown from an unknown little person to a legend. He has gone through many difficulties and dangers. The process is thrilling and also funny. It is all kinds of nonsensical [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]. I highly recommend it. If you look at it, you will scold me.
Good news: After losing 30 consecutive games and dying suddenly, I traveled to the world of cultivating immortals! Bad news: At the Xianmen test site, my bag was stuffed with freshly fried stinky tofu! In the morning, the sun is shining brightly. Qin Yu stretched himself confidently into the air: "Wuhu! Today is the day when Xuantian Sect recruits a new star! The new star in the world of immortality, take off!" A year ago, he was a miserable otaku in Blue Star who was so angry that he died on the spot due to rubbish games. As soon as I close my eyes and open them again, I immediately propose a package for traveling through the world of immortality! The original owner's memory was shattered into pieces, and he could only remember the key words "repair", "sect" and "serious injury". But it only took Qin Yu a second to find his new goal in life: cultivating immortality! Become stronger! Then fight back to Blue Star, find out the bad mastermind, and let him taste the taste of thirty consecutive defeats! Unfortunately, I was late last year and missed the registration perfectly. So, he took out his ancestral craft - fried stinky tofu! I have been running a stall in a small town for a year, relying on this "biochemical weapon" to save enough living expenses, just waiting for today! Now, put on your clothes and put your luggage on your back. Qin Yu solemnly picked up the bag of stinky tofu that was still warm and had a bursting taste, and stuffed it into the deepest part of his backpack. "Hey, fellow Taoists in the world of cultivating immortals, are you ready to accept the baptism of the 'flavor of another world'?" # Sandsculpture cultivating immortals #crossdaily#anti-routine#social animal crossing #stinky tofu conquers the world of cultivating immortals#celestial gate test
### **🔥"Mortal Bones" - A mortal's backbone is as hard as iron, begging for charcoal on a cold night will end up burning the sky! 🔥** **📖Introduction** **On New Year's Eve, with the sky full of wind and snow, he knocked on the door of his relatives tremblingly——** "Second uncle, lend me a few kilograms of charcoal. I will pay it back in the spring..." Behind the crack of the door, there was an indifferent face. **Who would have thought that this "disaster" who was rejected by the family would actually shake the fairy gate and crush the sky with a mortal body in the future! ** **✨Highlights of the Work** ✅ **The Ultimate Counterattack**: From a child begging for charcoal to being in charge of the heavenly calamity, see how he uses his mortal bones to fight destiny and fight his way through the world of cultivation where the jungle is strong and the strong eat the weak! ✅ **Humanity Torture**: Relatives are cold-eyed and the world is cold. When he rises up, can those who bullied him in the past dare to raise their heads? ✅ **Far-reaching foreshadowing**: The opening chapter "A few kilograms of charcoal" hides a shocking cause and effect, a snake-like gray line, a reversal and an explosion! ✅ **Hot-blooded Aesthetics**: A lonely shadow on a snowy night, a hatchet killing an immortal, a mortal fire burning the sky... Every scene makes people's blood rush! **🗡️"They say that I am a mortal bone, destined to live a life of an ant..." "Then I will use this mortal bone to smash this bullshit heaven!"** **🔥If you like the richness of life in "The Sword Comes" and the foreshadowing of "The Lord of Secrets", this book will definitely keep you awake all night! 🔥** > **Keywords**: #Mortalflow #Dark Cultivation #Extreme Counterattack #Decisive Killing #Annual Immortal Masterpiece
- **Unexpected Return**: After practicing in the world of cultivation for two thousand years, Ning Chen returned to Earth through the teleportation array. However, he was attacked by a mysterious man and was seriously injured. His cultivation level dropped to the foundation-building stage. - **Things are different and people are different**: Ning Chen returned to Qingzhou and found that twenty years had passed. His parents were missing and the family property was taken away. His former lover Xu Shuyan had become a strong woman in the business world, but she was full of resentment towards him. - **First Show of Skills**: At the Xu family banquet, Ning Chen took action to protect Xu Shuyan and taught Zhou Tianhao, the second-generation rich man who harassed her, and showed his strength beyond ordinary people, attracting attention from all parties. - **Secret Layout**: Ning Chen discovered that the Zhou family was related to the disappearance of his parents. At the same time, he noticed the aura of cultivators within the Xu family and began to investigate the truth behind it. - **Crisis Emerged**: The mysterious organization "Shadow" began to track Ning Chen, and the Zhou family also invited masters in the world of cultivation to deal with him. Ning Chen gradually recovered part of his cultivation while protecting Xu Shuyan. This writing focuses on describing Ning Chen's shock and adaptation process after returning from the world of cultivators. His reunion with Xu Shuyan is full of dramatic conflicts, and at the same time he initially demonstrates his extraordinary abilities, paving the way for subsequent confrontations between cultivators and family secrets. --- Deep in the barren mountains on the outskirts of Qingzhou City, Ning Chen climbed out of the rock wall with difficulty. The ancient robe on his body was already in tatters. He wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and looked up at the sky - the familiar sun and the familiar blue sky. "I'm really back..." Ning Chen murmured to himself, his voice trembling with disbelief. After two thousand years of cultivation, only twenty years have passed on earth. This difference in the speed of time made him both happy and frightened. Fortunately, his parents may still be alive, but he is afraid that he may have missed too much. The severe pain caused by the shattering of Niwan Palace made him almost unsteady, but Ning Chen gritted his teeth and walked down the mountain with strength. With every step he took, the remaining true energy in his body rushed through his meridians, causing heartbreaking pain. "We must first find a place with abundant spiritual energy to heal..." Ning Chen frowned and thought, and was surprised to find that the spiritual energy of the earth was even thinner than when he left. On the way down the mountain, Ning Chen saw the highway and city outline in the distance. Those high-rise buildings were denser and taller than he remembered. He looked down at his ragged clothes and waist-length hair, and smiled bitterly. "I'm afraid I'll be regarded as a lunatic if I enter the city like this." Ning Chen found a hiding place, used the remaining essence to shorten his long hair to his ears, and washed his face and hands with mountain spring water. There was nothing I could do about the clothes, so I had to make do with them. In the evening, Ning Chen finally reached the edge of the city. He stood outside a convenience store and saw the electronic clock on the wall through the glass window - June 18, 2023. "Twenty years..." Ning Chen's heart suddenly shrank, "My parents should be in their sixties now." He couldn't wait to go home, but his reason told him that he must understand the situation first. Ning Chen took a deep breath, opened the convenience store door and walked in. The young man behind the cashier looked up and saw Ning Chen's outfit, and was obviously stunned: "Sir, are you... Cosplay?" Ning Chen did not answer, and his eyes fell on the newspaper next to the counter - Qingzhou Daily. The front page was a business news, and a familiar face in the picture shocked him. That was Xu Shuyan, his high school girlfriend. In the photo, she is dressed in professional attire, with a cool temperament, and is cutting the ribbon at a business event. The title reads "Xu Shuyan, the new CEO of Xu Group, talks about corporate transformation." "Can you lend me this newspaper?" Ning Chen's voice was trembling. The clerk looked at him suspiciously, but handed the newspaper over anyway. Ning Chen browsed the content quickly, his heart beating faster and faster - Xu Group was the company of Xu Shuyan's father. It seems she has inherited the family business. The newspaper also mentioned that Xu Shuyan is still unmarried and is known as "the number one iceberg beauty in Qingzhou business circles". Ning Chen put down the newspaper and suddenly asked, "Do you know Ning Hai and Yang Mei?" "Ning Hai?" The clerk thought for a while, "You mean the real estate owner who disappeared ten years ago?" Ning Chen felt as if he was struck by lightning, and the newspaper in his hand fell to the ground. "Disappeared? When did it happen?" "About... Ten years ago? I can't remember exactly, it was quite a sensation at the time." The clerk looked at Ning Chen's strange reaction, "Sir, are you okay?" Ning Chen managed to calm down: "It's okay... Thank you." He turned around and left the convenience store, standing on the street, looking around blankly. Parents are missing? Why? He had to find out immediately. But first, he needs to change his clothes, get some money, and... Meet Xu Shuyan. As night fell, Ning Chen stood under the Xu Group headquarters building. With the keen perception of a cultivator, he quickly locked onto the office on the top floor where the lights were still on. With a slight leap, Ning Chen floated up to the thirty-storey building like a feather and landed quietly on the terrace. Through the floor-to-ceiling windows, he saw the haunting figure. Xu Shuyan is more beautiful than in the newspaper, but also more grim. She was looking at the computer screen intently, typing on the keyboard with her long fingers. Time seemed to be particularly tolerant to her. She looked no more than twenty-seven or eighty-year-old in her thirties, but her eyes had a bit of sharpness and vicissitudes that Ning Chen was unfamiliar with. Ning Chen lightly knocked on the glass. Xu Shuyan suddenly raised her head, and when she saw the figure outside the window, her face instantly turned pale, and the coffee cup in her hand fell to the ground with a "snap". "You... Who are you?" She backed away tremblingly, reaching for the phone on the table. Ning Chen used his true energy to unlock the French window and pushed the door open: "Shu Yan, it's me." Xu Shuyan froze in place, her pupils contracting violently. Twenty years have passed, and Ning Chen's appearance has hardly changed, and he still looks like that eighteen-year-old boy. "Impossible..." She shook her head, "Ning Chen has... Already..." "I'm not dead." Ning Chen took a step forward, "I'm back." Xu Shuyan suddenly grabbed the vase on the table and smashed it over: "Get out! Don't play tricks here!" Ning Chen caught the vase easily and frowned: "Shu Yan, I know this is hard to believe, but I am really Ning Chen. I can prove it - there is a heart-shaped birthmark on the back of your right shoulder. During the summer vacation of our senior year of high school, you first..." "Shut up!" Xu Shuyan interrupted sharply, with tears in her eyes, "Who are you? Why are you teasing me like this?" Ning Chen sighed: "The orange cat you raised is called 'Little Orange'. I gave it to you on your fifteenth birthday. We agreed to get married after graduating from college. You will study business management and I will study architecture, and then we will design our future home together..." Xu Shuyan's legs softened and she fell on the chair. Tears finally came out of her eyes: "Twenty years... You disappeared for twenty years... And now you suddenly appear..." Ning Chen felt a pain in his heart and stepped forward to comfort her, but was pushed away by Xu Shuyan. "Don't touch me!" Her voice was hoarse. "Do you know how I got here all these years? After your parents disappeared, everyone said you were absconding out of fear of crime! I... I..." Ning Chen felt like he was struck by lightning: "What happened to my parents? Tell me!" Xu Shuyan wiped away her tears and looked at him coldly: "You really don't know? Not long after you disappeared twenty years ago, your parents' company fell into financial crisis, and then they... Also disappeared. The police investigated for a long time, and finally determined it to be a disappearance caused by a debt dispute." Ning Chen clenched his hands and dug his nails into his palms: "Who did it?" "No one knows." Zhou Tianhao, his rival in high school and the crown prince of the Zhou Group. Xu Shuyan stood up, straightened her clothes, and regained her composure as a strong business woman: "Whether you are real Ning Chen or fake, please leave now. Tomorrow is my father's sixtieth birthday, and I am very busy." Ning Chen did not move: "I need your help, Shu Yan. I have nowhere to go now." "It has nothing to do with me." Xu Shuyan sneered, "When you abandoned everything and disappeared twenty years ago, why didn't you think of me?" "I didn't leave voluntarily!" Ning Chen couldn't help but raise his voice, "I was... Forget it, you wouldn't believe it even if I told you." During the stalemate between the two, the door of the office was suddenly pushed open, and a middle-aged man in a suit walked in: "Shu Yan, I'll take a look at the process tomorrow... Huh? Who is this?" The man was obviously stunned when he saw Ning Chen's dress. Xu Shuyan quickly adjusted her expression: "Uncle Li, this is... The new security guard. He went to the wrong floor. I was about to let him go down." The man called Uncle Li looked at Ning Chen suspiciously: "Security guard? This dress..." Ning Chen lowered his head knowingly: "Sorry, I'm leaving now." He gave Xu Shuyan a deep look, turned and walked towards the elevator. Xu Shuyan's deliberately lowered voice came from behind: "The security at the birthday banquet will be checked again tomorrow, especially for the Zhou family..." The moment the elevator door closed, a sneer appeared at the corner of Ning Chen's lips. The Zhou family... Is very good. He will definitely be present at the birthday banquet tomorrow. That night, Ning Chen meditated and adjusted his breath on a bench in the city park. The aura of the earth is hopelessly thin, but it is better than nothing. He had to regain some strength as soon as possible, at least to the point where he could cast simple spells. When the sky dawned, Ning Chen opened his eyes and exhaled a breath of turbid air. After a night of hard work, he managed to stabilize his cultivation level at the early stage of foundation building. Although it was a far cry from the peak Nascent Soul stage, it was more than enough to deal with ordinary people. Ning Chen stood up and stretched his muscles. He needs a set of decent clothes to attend today's birthday banquet, and he also needs a suitable identity. At ten o'clock in the morning, there was a lot of traffic in front of the Dihao Hotel, the most luxurious hotel in Qingzhou. For the Xu family's sixtieth birthday, almost all the celebrities from Qingzhou's upper class were invited. Ning Chen was wearing a smart black suit and stood on the building opposite the hotel, looking down at the grand occasion below. This suit was "borrowed" by him - brought out of the mall using a little trick. When he has money, he will definitely pay it back. "The Zhou family is here." Ning Chen squinted his eyes and saw a stretched Lincoln parked in front of the hotel. Zhou Tianhao helped a white-haired old man get out of the car. That old man should be Mr. Zhou, the founder of the Zhou Group. Ning Chen jumped lightly, floated down from the roof, and landed in a deserted alley. He straightened his tie and strode towards the main entrance of the hotel. "Sir, please show me your invitation letter." The security guard at the door stopped him. Ning Chen smiled slightly, and an imperceptible blue light flashed in his eyes: "I am Miss Xu's special guest, no invitation is needed." The security guard's eyes suddenly became confused, and he nodded numbly: "Oh... Yes, please come in." After entering the hotel easily, Ning Chen quickly locked onto Xu Shuyan's location. Wearing a dark blue evening dress, she was chatting with several business leaders in the middle of the banquet hall. Her manners were elegant and graceful, and her gaffe last night was completely invisible. Ning Chen did not step forward immediately, but found a corner to observe the whole scene. He noticed that Zhou Tianhao's eyes frequently looked at Xu Shuyan, full of unpleasant desires. "It seems that this bastard hasn't given up on Shu Yan yet." Ning Chen sneered. The birthday banquet officially began, and Mr. Xu cut the cake amidst the blessings of everyone. Ning Chen watched Xu Shuyan standing next to her father with a forced smile from a distance, and felt a pang in her heart. He knew that she must still be upset about what happened last night. After three rounds of drinking, Zhou Tianhao finally couldn't hold himself back any longer and walked towards Xu Shuyan holding the wine glass. "Mr. Xu, you are really shining today." Zhou Tianhao smiled greasy, "I wonder if I have the honor to ask you to dance?" Xu Shuyan smiled politely and distantly: "I'm sorry, Mr. Zhou, I'm a little tired today." Zhou Tianhao said reluctantly: "Don't be so cold, our two families have cooperated for so many years..." His hand has been restless on Xu Shuyan's waist. At this moment, a slender and strong hand pressed on Zhou Tianhao's shoulder. "Mr. Madam has clearly refused." Ning Chen's voice was not loud, but it made the guests at the surrounding tables turn their heads. Zhou Tianhao frowned and turned back. The moment he saw Ning Chen, his pupils shrank suddenly: "You... You are..." Twenty years later, Ning Chen's appearance has hardly changed. Zhou Tianhao recognized this high school rival at a glance. "Ning Chen?!" Zhou Tianhao shouted, "Aren't you already..." "Dead?" Ning Chen sneered, "It seems you really want me to die." The banquet hall suddenly became quiet, and everyone's eyes were focused on this strange young man who suddenly appeared. Xu Shuyan's face turned pale, obviously she didn't expect Ning Chen to appear in this way. Mr. Zhou walked over quickly: "Tianhao, what's going on? This is..." "Dad, he is Ning Hai's son! The Ning Chen who has been missing for twenty years!" Zhou Tianhao's voice trembled, whether it was anger or fear. A strange look flashed in Mr. Zhou's eyes, and then he regained his composure: "It turns out to be a child of the Ning family. Where have you been all these years? Your parents have been looking for you for a long time." Ning Chen keenly caught the flash of panic in Mr. Zhou's eyes. He sneered in his heart, but was polite on the surface: "I studied abroad and just came back. I heard that today is Uncle Xu's birthday, so I came here to congratulate you." Mr. Xu also came over at this time and looked at Ning Chen doubtfully: "Are you... Xiao Chen?" Ning Chen bowed deeply to Mr. Xu: "Uncle Xu, long time no see. I wish you happiness like the East China Sea and longevity as long as Nanshan." Mr. Xu looked at Ning Chen in shock: "It's really you... You haven't changed at all..." This sentence caused everyone present to talk. How could a person who disappeared for twenty years not age at all? Zhou Tianhao suddenly sneered and said, "You are just pretending to be a ghost! Who knows if you are a fake! Security, check this guy's invitation letter!" Ning Chen calmly said, "Why are you so excited, Mr. Zhou? Are you afraid that I will reveal some secrets? For example... The truth about my parents' disappearance?" Zhou Tianhao's face changed drastically: "What are you talking about!" The scene was tense. Xu Shuyan finally came to her senses, walked quickly to Ning Chen and took his arm: "Ning Chen is the guest I invited. Mr. Zhou, please respect yourself." This move shocked everyone. Xu Shuyan, a famous iceberg beauty in the Qingzhou business community, actually took the initiative to hold the arm of a strange young man? Zhou Tianhao's face turned pale: "Xu Shuyan, what do you mean? Our two families have..." "It's just a business cooperation and can be terminated at any time." Xu Shuyan interrupted coldly, pulling Ning Chen and turning around to leave. After getting away from the crowd, Xu Shuyan immediately let go of her hand and asked in a low voice: "Are you crazy? Appearing in public like this!" Ning Chen shrugged: "I helped you out, didn't I?" "I don't need it!" Xu Shuyan gritted her teeth, "Everyone is talking about it now. When the stock market opens tomorrow, Xu's stock price will..." Her words were interrupted by a commotion. The two looked back and saw Zhou Tianhao walking towards them menacingly with several bodyguards. "Ning Chen, we should settle our debt!" Zhou Tianhao smiled grimly, "Twenty years ago you were lucky enough to escape, but today you are not so lucky!" Ning Chen's eyes flashed coldly: "Oh? What debt?" "Pretend to be stupid?" Zhou Tianhao approached, "Today you will pay with your life for the debt your parents owed back then..." His words stopped suddenly, because Ning Chen suddenly took action, grabbed his throat, and lifted him off the ground! The whole place was in an uproar! After all, Zhou Tianhao was a strong man of 1.8 Meters, but he was actually lifted up with one hand by a seemingly thin young man? "Ning Chen! Stop!" Xu Shuyan exclaimed. Ning Chen turned a deaf ear and stared coldly at Zhou Tianhao, whose face was flushed: "Tell me, where are my parents?" Zhou Tianhao struggled, his eyes full of fear. His bodyguards rushed forward, but they were all blown away by Ning Chen with a wave of his sleeves, knocking over several banquet tables. The banquet hall was in chaos, with screams everywhere. "Ning Chen! You will kill him!" Xu Shuyan grabbed Ning Chen's arm. Ning Chen let go slightly, allowing Zhou Tianhao to breathe and speak: "Last chance, where are my parents?" "I... I don't know..." Zhou Tianhao said in horror, "They are really just missing... It has nothing to do with our Zhou family..." Ning Chen stared at his eyes for a few seconds to confirm that he was not lying, and then threw him to the ground in disgust. "Go away. If I see you harassing Xu Shuyan again, I won't be so polite next time." Zhou Tianhao fled in embarrassment with the help of his bodyguards. Before leaving, he glared at Ning Chen bitterly: "Wait for me!" The birthday banquet was interrupted. Mr. Xu brought Ning Chen and Xu Shuyan to the VIP room with a solemn expression. "Xiao Chen, what have you experienced?" Mr. Xu asked in a deep voice, "That move just now... Is not something ordinary people can do." Ning Chen glanced at Xu Shuyan and said softly: "Uncle Xu, there are some things I can't say yet. But I promise, I have no ill intentions towards the Xu family. I just... Want to find out the truth about the disappearance of my parents." Mr. Xu sighed: "Things back then were very complicated. Your parents' company suddenly fell into financial crisis, and then they... Disappeared. The police investigated for a long time, but there was no result." "Is it related to the Zhou family?" Ning Chen asked bluntly. Mr. Xu hesitated for a moment: "There is no direct evidence. But... Before your parents disappeared, they did have a business conflict with the Zhou Group." Ning Chen nodded: "Thank you, Uncle Xu. I'm sorry for causing you trouble today." Mr. Xu waved his hand: "Forget it. You and Shu Yan... Have a good talk. Twenty years have passed, and many things have changed." After the old man left, only Ning Chen and Xu Shuyan were left in the VIP room, and the atmosphere solidified for a moment. "Who are you?" Xu Shuyan finally broke the silence, "It is impossible for a normal person to lift an adult man with one hand, let alone knock down four bodyguards with a wave of his sleeve." Ning Chen smiled bitterly: "If I said that I traveled to a world of cultivation and practiced there for two thousand years, would you believe it?" Xu Shuyan stared at him for a long time and suddenly laughed: "Twenty years ago, I would have said you were crazy. But now... Seeing it with my own eyes, I can't help but believe it." She walked to the window and turned her back to Ning Chen: "You know? I have hated you all these years. I hated you for leaving without saying goodbye, and I hated you for making me a laughing stock... But now it seems that you really couldn't help yourself." Ning Chen walked behind her and wanted to reach out to touch her shoulder, but he took it back: "Shu Yan, I swear, if I had a choice at that time, I would never leave you." Xu Shuyan turned around, tears glistening in her eyes: "Twenty years, Ning Chen. We have all changed. I am no longer the girl who waited for you stupidly, and you are no longer the innocent boy." Ning Chen was about to say something, but his face suddenly changed, and he threw Xu Shuyan to the ground! "Bang!" A bullet shattered the window and hit the spot where Xu Shuyan was standing just now. "Sniper!" Ning Chen protected Xu Shuyan and quickly rolled to the corner, "Zhou Tianhao is a lunatic!" Xu Shuyan trembled in his arms: "He... He dared to shoot in the city?" Ning Chen's eyes were filled with murderous intent: "It seems that the Zhou family is more lawless than I thought." Police sirens blared outside the hotel. Ning Chen knew that from now on, he would be officially involved in a storm - not only to find out the truth about his parents' disappearance, but also to protect Xu Shuyan from harm. And his biggest disadvantage is that he is still seriously injured and has not recovered from his cultivation, and this world has become unfamiliar to him. - **Mysterious Organization**: The strange color flashing in Mr. Zhou's eyes and the appearance of the sniper hinted that there may be a more powerful force behind the Zhou family, which may be related to the mysterious organization that attacked Ning Chen. - **Cultivation inheritance**: Mr. Xu's calm reaction to Ning Chen's extraordinary performance hints that the Xu family may also be aware of the existence of the cultivation world, and may even have their own cultivation inheritance. - **Time Anomaly**: The huge time difference between Ning Chen being in the world of cultivation for two thousand years and the earth only being in the past twenty years implies that there is some kind of man-made time flow difference between the earth and the world of cultivation, and there may be a bigger secret hidden behind it.
### 📜 **"Lord: Harvest two talented servants at the beginning"** 📜 ——**From a down-and-out noble to an iron-blooded lord, his rise was ignited by two teenagers! ** **🔥Introduction** **On the day he came of age, Verin faced a choice——** Should he kneel down and become his brother's "loyal knight", or risk his life and go to the wilderness to open up his own territory? He chose the third path: ** took two mysterious young attendants and embarked on an unknown journey! ** **✨Highlights of the Work** ✅ **Orthodox Western Fantasy Lord Story**: Manage territory, cultivate forces, conquer all directions, and experience the purest epic of the rise of a noble! ✅ **Genius Attendant Setting**: At the beginning, you get two teenagers with unlimited potential, and they actually hide secrets that can change the structure of the kingdom... ✅ **Malchemy and passion coexist**: Family secret fights, kingdom games, border wars, every step is full of dangers! ✅ **Growth-type protagonist**: From a young nobleman to an iron-blooded lord, Verin's transformation is exciting! **⚔️ "Others gave gold fingers at the start, but I - got two future legends!"** **📖 If you like the family intrigues of "Game of Thrones" and the territory construction of "Release the Witch", this book will definitely make you want to stop! ** > **Keywords**: #lord #Genius flow #strategy for hegemony #slow growth #Must-see of the year
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The poverty is so heart-wrenching, the coquettishness is so strange and refined! In a temple ruined by wind and snow, there is a patched Taoist priest, a psychic black dog and a rusty sword. Are you confused about choosing the village girl at the start? This fairy is so wild that he laughs like a pig! The ultimate market fireworks in a fantasy setting, you won't lose money if you invest in it!
[🔥Breaking hot fantasy is coming] "The major sects compare their backgrounds, and I am so poor that only the emperor is left" - Starting with a thatched hut, if the disciples kneel down and worship, they will be sent to the Immortal Law Pavilion? ! 💥**The worst time traveler in history VS the most outrageous system** "Others start with a mythical beast mount, and I start with a dog's tail grass?" Su Bai looked at the "Tiandao Sect" plaque swaying in the wind, and the sunlight leaking from the thatched roof raised a question mark on his face. Is this what it takes to upgrade the system in three days? Being invincible within a radius of 100 meters had a weird purpose - until he discovered that accepting a disciple would unlock the "disciple's strength x 10 times" feedback plug-in! 🏆**Reverse enrollment, saucy operation shatters the world of immortality** When the major sects used magic pills and magic weapons to compete for talents, Su Bai put up a broken board at the Hundred Sect Association: "Guaranteed teaching guarantees the meeting, if you can't learn, post 20 articles!" When passers-by laughed, Zhuge Feng, who had been eliminated by the Lingxiao Sect's shady plot, suddenly knelt into the void: "Senior's thatched hut... Why does it have the charm of the imperial level?" (At this moment, Su Bai was thinking: This shabby house still has hidden skin?!) ✨**Outrageous Sect Growth Diary** • The eldest disciple kowtowed to become his master, and the system instantly sent him to the Immortal Law Pavilion - but the bookshelf only contained "Postpartum Care for Sows" (turn to page 999 and it automatically changed to "The Ancient Sword Classic") • The second disciple brought a "congratulatory gift" that was the head of the enemy sect's holy son. Su Bai vomited while pretending to be calm: "Well... It's an after-school practice arranged for the teacher" • One day, when a strong enemy was approaching, Su Bai silently retreated for half a step, and suddenly hundreds of disciples collectively broke through: "Sect master, retreat behind us!" (Su Bai: So I am really the emperor?!) 🎭**The contrast in the characters is amazing** ✓ The dramatist sect leader who looks cool but actually panics ✓ The weird disciples who use the "Farming Guide" as the supreme skill ✓ The emoticons of the major sects watching the artifact flying out of the thatched hut 📌**Tomato Original Exclusive Features** ✔️ Anti-routine system text: Every time you accept 1 disciple, you unlock 1 outrageous building (alchemy room = barbecue grill upgraded version) ✔️ The sect hegemony competition becomes the "Better than the Poor": When the opponent shows off the beast that protects the sect, Su Bai takes out the big yellow guard dog (Awakening of the Gluttonous Bloodline version) ✔️ Hidden line foreshadowing: Why is the host invincible in the thatched house? Because that is basically... (Covered by the system) 🌟**Reasons for readers to urge for updates** "I thought it was a stupid article, but I laughed so hard in the middle of the night that my neighbor called the police!" "Every time I think the male lead is showing off, he overturns the next second." "How come there are three thousand great emperors hidden in the poor sect that was promised?" 👉**Click to get the same type of dog's tail grass as the sect leader** Join the Tiandao Sect today, and you will be in the Immortal Law Pavilion tomorrow! (Warm reminder: Bring your own futon, the sect floor will hurt your knees) #systemflow #zonmencultivation #anti-routine cultivation #easy and hilarious 🔥**Tomato exclusive serialization is in progress, search "so poor that only the emperor" is the first to become a shareholder**🔥 (A certain disciple: Is it too late to quit the sect now? Su Bai smiled: Yes, first pay off the "Sow Care" secret book liquidated damages)
🔥 **Tweet｜"Reincarnation·A Plan to Cultivation of Immortality from Scratch" - I failed at other people's cultivation of immortality, but the system forced me to become an actor? ! ** 💥 **Do you think this is a fairy tale about suffering and hatred? Wrong! This is a sand sculpture inverted ceiling! ** Chen Yan, a social beast who died suddenly while working overtime, traveled through the world of immortality for a hundred years, and ended up with a talent for stretching his hips. He was still a disciple of the outer courtyard when he was old. The deadline was approaching, and he decided to go to the Meteor Sword Mountains to take a gamble - what if he picked up the inheritance of the Sword Immortal? **However...** 🌪️ **System (sudden corpse fraud)**: "Ding! It is detected that the host is about to burp, and the 'Actor Cultivation System' is automatically activated!" 📜 **Mission**: Pretend that you are the reincarnation of Su Hongzhen, and deceive the entire world of cultivation! So - ⚔️ **Facing the monster**: Chen Yan (weak but determined): "Bad beast! Although I have lost all my cultivation, I can cut down the galaxy with one sword!" (In fact, my legs are shaking like chaff) 🎭 **Facing the monk**: Chen Yan (enigmatic): "It has been seven thousand years, and no one among you has understood the sword intention left by me..." (Inner OS: Help, how can they really believe it?!) 💢 **The world of cultivation explodes**: - Sword cultivator fanatic: "The reincarnation of Ancestor Su! This lazy temperament, this bad sword intention... I understand!" - The old enemy Demon Lord: "Su Hongzhen?! Impossible! He was obviously killed by me personally..." (Suddenly guilty) - The elder of the Kongshan Sect: "No wonder he hasn't made a breakthrough for a hundred years, it turns out he is rebuilding the supreme avenue!" 🐶 **Chen Yan: "Wait a minute, I just want to die peacefully, how come I suddenly become the top figure in the cultivation world?!"** 🌟 **Highlights**: - The cultivation version of "The Truman Show", the whole world cooperates with him - The system forces him to pretend to be **[Shadow cultivating immortality + conspiracy reversal + Dihua flow, laughing all the time! ** 💬 **Reader's critical comment**: "I thought I was going to torture you, but I ended up laughing out loud. Chen Yan - the number one comedian in the world of cultivation!"
Laughing piss! The bad student used Morse code to send the answer, but the male protagonist was so angry that he was sent to heaven. Who in the family would understand! The male protagonist Jiang Nan in "Selling a Stall at the Beginning" is simply hitting the ceiling of the human world! Others receive blessings before the exam, but he is better - Zhong Yingxue asked him to eat "ham + eggs" to score 100 points. This guy actually struggled with "will eating in the wrong order result in zero points?" The straight man's brain circuit is so weird! What's even more amazing is the magic operation in the examination room: there is a master who drums his finger on the table and transmits the answers in Morse code. Seven or eight students are calculating like secret agents, and they look proud after writing the answers. Jiang Nan directly attacked: "If you have the time to knock on the table, why don't you knock on the textbook? If you are so good at Morse code, why don't you take the agent test?" The output was such that the scumbags were speechless and doubted their life on the spot! The most outrageous thing is that in order to "save poor students", he actually set up a stall to sell "Dali"? For this operation, I would like to call him "the sober and funny man in the world"! The whole sentence is like a machine gun, straight and funny, it will make you laugh every minute! What are you waiting for? Watch the male protagonist online and teach you how to use straight male humor to criticize the bad guys and laugh until your abdominal muscles explode!
Attention fellow Taoists! I discovered a book on "cultivating immortality" with strange bones and explosive painting style - "The Immortality of Immortality: Walking the Road to Immortality with Your Partners"! The protagonist Chen Xun and his bull brother (yes, you read that right, the partner is a big black bull!) Are indeed immortal, but please note: immortality ≠ invincible, and it does not mean invincible! The starting point of these two brothers' "fairyland" was growing rice and raising chickens in a small mountain village! I thought the years were quiet and peaceful, but I didn't know that the old man from the next village didn't have martial ethics. On a dark and stormy night in January, he led the villagers to make a roll of their "fairy property"—chicken, duck and rice! Immortal Chen Xun was furious at that time: "Is there any more royal law?! Is there any more law?!" (Inner OS: I am an immortal boss who has no face?!) Hot-blooded, carrying a farm ax and his big black bull with the same confused look on his face, he aggressively went to the next village to "ask for an explanation". Result? Oops! The scene was once very tragic! The opponent had a large number of people, and the boss Chen Xun was brutally beaten by a mortal and had to recover from his injuries for several days! The most terrible thing is that his poor cow companion - a mighty horn, was "wrenched off" by the villagers! (Brother Niu: Moo??? Who did I provoke????) The two people (one person and one cow) fled. The boss Chen Xun lay on the kang and uttered the most "stupid" words of wisdom in the world of immortality: "We, although we live forever, can be killed, so we should just be patient in the future." Family! Who knows? I have seen frustrated immortal cultivators, but I have never seen such a down-to-earth and "sincere" immortal combination! The article about farming suddenly turns into the article about "paying grievance". If you fail to collect debts, you will be beaten, and the horns will become the enemy's trophies! This is not walking on the sky, it is clearly jumping repeatedly in the mud pit of the mortal world! Do you want to see how the boss is clinging to life while continuing their "farming and cultivating immortality" and (literally) life-long path with Brother Broken Horn Niu? Want to see how you can use a hoe to "hoe" out a mudslide in the world of immortality to create a different kind of immortality? This book "The Immortal Fate Under the Hoe" will definitely make you laugh out loud! Hard-core dissuades conflicts, specializes in treating all kinds of anxiety about cultivating immortals, and you won't lose if you fall into the trap! 🐔🐮💥
I have a splitting headache and my waist feels like it has been run over by a wheel. Zhang Cheng opened his eyes from the chaos, his fingertips sank into the soft mattress, and his body temperature was wrapped in the goose down quilt. The dizziness after a hangover is mixed with the strange exhaustion - wasn't he drunk in the rental house last night? This carved wooden bed and warm yellow wall lamp are clearly a strange and luxurious bedroom.
Highly recommend the fantasy masterpiece! "Many Children, Many Blessings, From Family Cultivator to Immortal Giant" Are you still looking for novel and exciting fantasy novels? Don't miss this one! In the story, the protagonist belongs to a family that cultivates immortality, and relies on the concept of "more children, more blessings" to flourish in a unique way. Each of his children has different talents. Under his cultivation, the family's power is like a spark that starts a prairie fire. From struggling to gain a foothold within the family, to cultivating the immortal world, and then reaching the pinnacle of the immortal world step by step, the protagonist not only has incredible strength, but also leads his family to become a giant in the immortal world. The book contains both bloody battles and ingenious strategies, slowly unfolding the grand chapter of the family's cultivation of immortality. Come and start this shocking journey of cultivating immortals and experience the ultimate pleasure of rising from the bottom of the world!
A must-see fantasy "Five Elements Tower" to start a fantasy spiritual journey. Step into the fantasy world constructed by "Five Elements Tower" and your fantasy adventure begins immediately! In this world, the power of the Five Elements dominates the universe, and the mysterious Five Elements Tower hides endless secrets, attracting countless strong people to flock to it. The protagonist is an ordinary young man, but accidentally becomes associated with the Five Elements Tower and embarks on a journey to change his destiny. On the way to practice, he went through hardships and dangers, fought fiercely with powerful enemies, and broke through in desperate situations. The novel cleverly integrates the Five Elements elements into spells and magic weapons to build a unique fantasy system. The plot has ups and downs and is exciting. If you like fantasy, don't miss this wonderful spiritual adventure!
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