Any Really Funny, Absurd Books? Preferably Completed 有没有那种很搞笑的书,无厘头,最好是完结
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Becoming the Internet Emperor and Living a Shameless Life 当网络皇帝,享缺德人生
[An electronic sycophant’s fan + a heroine who rules the internet like an emperor + a top-tier star who’s lightning-fast at picking up jokes] [Dating show + memes + face-slapping + super sweet] Ji Huanshu transmigrates into a tragic romance novel as its heroine. Her Actor boyfriend wants her to give up her heart and corneas for his gravely ill first love, yet refuses to make their relationship public. His fans assume she’s a desperate doormat, and she’s relentlessly attacked until she becomes th
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Everyone in the Sect Is Love-Brained, Except Me, a True Lunatic 全宗门都是恋爱脑,唯我是真疯批
The complete print edition of A Double Crossing is now available on all platforms. Relationship blogger Lin Du died of a broken heart after being driven crazy by hopeless romantics. After death, she transmigrated into a tragic romance cultivation novel, becoming the beautiful, powerful, yet doomed junior uncle who paved the way for the protagonists' great love with her own ashes. After reading the script, she slowly typed a question mark. “Have they dug up every wild vegetable on this sect's mou
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Honkai: Star Rail: Stop Jinxing Me! 星穹铁道:不要乌鸦嘴咒我!
[Honkai: Star Rail / Fanfiction / No Romance / Slice of Life] You could say my words always come true. After all, my mouth has been blessed. Cheng Che is expressionless, but he just can't help making sarcastic remarks. The good predictions never come true, but the bad ones do. In other words, he's a jinx. With one disastrous prediction, he talks himself onto the Astral Express Crew, then uses his jinx-like mouth to run rampant and crush every obstacle!
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I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门
(The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh
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Rabies Has Kicked In, Keep Your Distance 狂犬病已犯,请勿招惹
[A hilarious cast, absurd meme humor, ultra-sweet 1v1 romance, transmigration into a book.] The top cadet at a military academy transmigrates into Du Yingrong, the daughter of General Huaihua: an epic-level hopeless romantic and a weakling supporting female character. Every member of the general's household is a hidden talent, each more eccentric than the last. A grandmother always looking for thrills, an absent-minded father, an indulgent mother, an eldest brother too frail to look after himsel
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After I Ate My Way into the Prince Regent's Residence, I Was Doted on Like a Treasure! 吃进了摄政王府后,被千娇百宠!
Qiao Yuan’an went down the mountain and saw with her own eyes how a dashing young man had tricked her aunt into running off with him. And that wasn’t all. That foul-mouthed crown prince actually sent her to the regent, a man who killed without batting an eye. Fine. For her aunt’s sake, she put up with it. She finally made a run for it, escaped, and returned to her little mountain village. But just her luck: the royal family came incognito on an inspection tour and, of all places, visited her lit
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I Became a Villainous Eunuch and Won the World Over with My Goofy Antics 穿成反派太监,靠沙雕被天下争抢
[Goofy Little Eunuch × Long-Suffering Emperor] Mutually Exclusive Romance Yue Fuling transmigrates into the body of a little eunuch, but secretly she is an assassin tasked with killing the emperor. The emperor can even possess her, and has learned all her secrets. This book is also known as: Everyone knows she’s an assassin except her. Yue Fuling panics and packs up to flee in the middle of the night. Halfway through, flames blaze behind her as several groups of pursuers race after her. Yue Fuli
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I'm Crazy, Don't Mess with Me. I Love Putting on an Act, Remember That 我神经,别惹我,就爱死装你记住
[One-on-one + Happy Ending + Goofy + Completely Unhinged + Bonkers + Insane + Meme-filled] [Unhinged celebrity x domineering CEO who's not cold and aloof] Si Qian transmigrated into a book, becoming an unknown supporting actress in an old-fashioned novel. The System ordered her to redeem the second male lead, or it would wipe out all her assets. Si Qian looked at her remaining balance of two yuan and fifty cents, then gave the System a huge slap. Quit yelling! You're scaring away all my money! A
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When a Shameless Green Tea Bitch Transmigrates into Fireworks of My Heart 当死绿茶穿到你是我的人间烟火
In her previous life, Liu Yiyi was a loveless, scheming green tea with nothing in her heart but money. After stealing someone else’s boyfriend, she was killed and became a dead green tea. But when she opened her eyes, she found herself as a character who had never appeared in a hit TV drama, and Liu Yiyi was thrilled. Her favorite character in the show was Fu Wenying, her beloved dream mom. I’m here! In this life, let me be the one to receive your loving discipline. I’ll do my best to go shoppin
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The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta 小小老子当团宠,把渣爹当胎盘哄
The print edition of A Boat in a Single Thought is now available on all platforms. [Comedy + raising kids + everyone’s favorite + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + the adult heroine’s love interest is Lu Jinghuai] [A funny, sunny heroine who actually has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve x a saintly beauty who is really a sinister, venomous schemer] Ji Nian transmigrates into a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, becoming the universally disliked biological daughter of the heroine’s pow
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Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫,都癫,癫点好啊
[Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay.
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Variety Shows Are Full of Fools, So I Become the Big Shot with My Silly Antics 综艺水浅王八多,我靠沙雕做大哥
[Absurd comedy + showbiz + secret marriage to a tycoon + outrageous nonsense + everyone’s favorite] Qin Wanyin is a professional human shield, the sort who takes the hit for others. After retiring, she unexpectedly transmigrates into the role of a tycoon’s universally despised fiancée. The tycoon and his sweet, innocent sweetheart are all lovey-dovey on a dating show, while netizens slam Qin Wanyin as the other woman. Qin Wanyin: “I’m over it. Let’s call off the engagement.” The sweetheart pouts
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Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Puns 救命!反派偷听我用谐音梗改剧情
Also known as: Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Homophones [Wealthy-family comedy + everyone’s darling and gossip + variety-show face-slapping] Qin Yiyang awakens to the truth. In the book, she grew up in a pigsty, then was brought home by her wealthy family and spoiled rotten. Great! She’s got the everyone’s-darling heroine’s script! But it turns out the fake heiress is the real heroine. Unhappy that her family dotes on Qin Yiyang, the fake heiress transforms into the daug
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I’m the Villainess in a Crazy Novel, and My Mental State Is Cause for Concern 人在癫文当恶女,精神状态很堪忧
[Transmigrate into a book + real and fake heiresses + unhinged shenanigans + an entire family of crazies + romance] Qin Fuyao transmigrates into a book. Overnight, she goes from being the real heiress of a wealthy family to a wicked fake heiress who has usurped someone else's place. The original character is a high school senior who has done plenty of terrible things. Including, but not limited to, falling out with her entire family, ostracizing her whole class, constantly making life difficult
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Livestream: The Top-Tier Star's Hilarious Little Sister Goes Viral 直播:顶流哥哥的沙雕亲妹爆红啦
[Real siblings / no romance / top-tier star / lighthearted / everyday life / warm / healing / movie star / coming-of-age] Before she transmigrated into a book, Wen Yu’er was the Pei family’s real daughter, lost and raised elsewhere. She was the butt of jokes among the powerful and wealthy, and in the end, her rich brother dragged her all over the world by plane, luxury cruise ship, and convertible sports car. After transmigrating into a book, when she saw this wealthy brother again, Wen Yu’er co
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After Reading Their Minds, the Brothers Discover Their Sister Is Terrifyingly Powerful 哥哥们读心后,发现妹妹强的可怕
[Gossip System + mind-reading + an entire cast of doomed side characters + tragic-romance heroine + transmigrated from another world] After Gu Zhi heroically sacrifices herself while saving the little boys and girls of her clan, she transmigrates into the youngest daughter of the wealthy Gu family in Jiangcheng. The Gu parents and her brothers don’t like her. They only like their one and only sister, and that sister likes Gu Zhi best of all. One day, she gets bound to a gossip System. After hear
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The Fake Heiress's Thoughts Are Leaking—So She's Giving Up and Grabbing Popcorn 假千金心声泄露后,彻底摆烂吃瓜
[Showbiz + Mind-Reading While Following the Gossip + Silly Jokes and Memes + Wild Imagination + Everyone’s Favorite] Ye Xunzhi, a modern college student with a fragile heart, transmigrates into a book. The good news: Even though she’s the fake heiress and gets kicked out of the wealthy family, her grandfather’s family seems pretty powerful, especially her several older brothers, each of whom is a major asset. The bad news: No one in this family meets a good end. Maybe because they’re all bound b
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Reborn as a Tiny Baby, I Save My Male Sidekick Brother 胎穿幼崽小奶团拯救男配哥哥
Fu An'an wakes up to find she's become the little sister of the novel's villainous male lead?? And to make matters worse, she's destined to become a villainous female lead who does nothing but cause trouble? In the novel, the two siblings oppose the protagonist's group and meet horrific ends, one after the other. To secure a bright future, Fu An'an vows to stop the heroine from getting close to her big brother. In the novel, the villainess is tall and elegant, with exquisite looks. Apart from he
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After Transmigrating Into a Book, I Became the Villain's Own Daughter 穿书后,成了反派亲闺女
[Unhinged, possessive, deranged father × daughter who turns her life around and becomes everyone's darling] [Born into the book + adorable baby + raising a child + comedy + lighthearted + two major twists + female lead has no CP.] Yan Gou transmigrated into a book, or you could say she was reborn. In her previous life, she was an orphan who had been abandoned. After finally making it through the orphanage, she was hit by a car and killed just a few steps outside its gates. Before she died, she
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I Have 90 Trillion Simp Dollars 我有九千万亿舔狗金
Chen Yuan, an ordinary university student, gets dumped from the start and obtains a God of Wealth System. From the start, he receives ninety trillion, but the catch is that he can only spend it on women. With no other choice, he sets out to spend it all, embarking on an extraordinary journey as a tycoon!
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I Take the Protagonist's Elders as My Wives, Who Else Could Be Invincible? 强娶主角长辈,我不无敌谁无敌!
[Villain] + [fast-paced] + [just as you wish] Cao Wenbin transmigrated into a fantasy world and became the holy son of the Cao family! Unfortunately, this was a world made up of a hodgepodge of fantasy novels! Children of fortune were everywhere, and chosen protagonists were as common as dogs! Although the Cao family was the greatest power in the Central Province, one wrong step could spell total defeat! Fortunately, when Cao Wenbin transmigrated, he obtained a divine book. Without it, he really
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Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力
[Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na
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I Made Up Cultivation Manuals, So How Did You All Become Emperors? 我瞎编功法,你们怎么都成大帝了
Chen Xuan transmigrates to the Xuantian Continent. Unable to cultivate, he unexpectedly awakens a System that makes him stronger every time he takes on a disciple. To grow stronger, he starts bluffing his way into taking disciples. When he doesn’t know a cultivation technique, he just makes one up. To his complete surprise, every one of his disciples masters their techniques. A hundred years later, Chen Xuan watches as each of his disciples becomes an unparalleled Great Emperor and can’t help
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My Junior Sister Is a Black-Hearted Lotus Who Cares Only About Money 师妹是朵黑心莲,莫得感情只认钱
When other people transmigrate into a book, they end up in either a battlefield of romantic rivals or a scene of regret and desperate reconciliation. Lu Youyou, on the other hand, lands in the ultimate cheating scandal!!! The aloof, celibate eldest senior brother: You’ll find someone better someday. Lu Youyou: I can’t even keep someone like you. Where am I supposed to find better? The wickedly charming second senior brother: She needs me more than you do. Lu Youyou: Needs you to wear mourning cl
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Livestream Fortune-Telling: President Shi, Your Wife Is Urging You to Get a Divorce 直播算命:时总,夫人催您去离婚
[Metaphysics + livestream fortune-telling + wealthy CEO + devoted couple] Love story: A powerful mystic's soul drifted into another world. To stay alive, she had to bind her marriage fate to a man with purple qi. So the first time they met was at the civil affairs bureau. He said, “Marrying you was my grandmother's decision. We have no feelings for each other, so there won't be a wedding, and we won't live together after we marry.” She said, “No problem.” He said, “As agreed, we'll divorce in a
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After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后,直播算命客户抑郁了
[No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste
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Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师
Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he
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They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴,躺下讹他三万八
[Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.”
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Mr. Fu, Your Wife Has Gone Fortune-Telling on the Street Again and Again 傅总,您夫人又又又去摆摊算命了
[Mysticism + ghost hunting + fortune-telling + comedy + wish fulfillment] After her master passes away, mystic prodigy Lin Xi comes down from the mountains to set up a fortune-telling stall, earning money while searching for her fiancé. “Master, when will my son meet his destined woman?” Lin Xi: “There’s no destined woman, but there is a destined man.” “Master, I keep dreaming about a ghost. Please get rid of it for me.” Lin Xi: “The ghost is your father. You’ve been visiting the wrong grave. He
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You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走,那我的精神病呢?
[Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you
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The Wicked Junior Sister Won't Reform, So She Wreaks Havoc on Everyone in the Sect 恶毒师妹不洗白在宗门创死所有人
[Publication deal signed] Jiang Que transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the vicious female supporting character, doomed to a tragic fate and destined to be nothing but a foil for the heroine. The heroine is aloof and otherworldly, while Jiang Que is just a woman; the heroine is blessed with extraordinary talent, while Jiang Que has only her life to lose; the heroine has suitors everywhere, while Jiang Que has never even held a man's hand. Even worse, the day she transmigrates into the bo
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After My Best Friend Hooks Up with My Boss, I’m the One Who Comes Out on Top 闺蜜拿下我老板后,我赢麻了
[Best friend and her husband + lie flat + sweet romance] Qiao Yu found a job, but her boss was impossible to deal with, so she got her best friend to pursue him. Thanks to her best friend's persistent efforts, she succeeded, and Qiao Yu got to lie flat. In her best friend's husband's office, she could drink all the milk tea she wanted, play on her phone, and even boss him around now and then. Before the domineering CEO started dating her best friend: “Qiao Yu, make me another coffee!” After he s
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Geniuses Are Everywhere, but the Little Junior Sister Is the Real Big Shot 天才满地跑,小师妹才是真大佬
[Romance, scum-bashing and face-slapping, stirring up trouble and setting people up, scheming and unhinged junior sister versus mysterious senior brother who falls for her on his own, one-on-one, both devoted to each other, ensemble cast.] Feng Ning transmigrated into a cultivation novel as the disposable fake heiress who was tortured to death by a deranged, lovesick male supporting character. The male lead wants to dig out my spiritual root? I stab him thirteen times, each blow lethal. My famil
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The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声,我摆烂吃瓜!
[Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so
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The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本,沙雕摆烂躺麻了
The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso
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I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修,怎么是犯贱的贱
[Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b
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Are All My Villain Disciples Simps? This Lazy Master Is Just Here to Have Fun 反派弟子全舔狗?摆烂师尊浪浪浪
[Multiple male leads + lighthearted comedy + master and disciples + nontraditional cultivation + one heroine and multiple male leads competing for her + everyone falls for her] Qin Ran was merely complaining that the heroine wouldn't take all the handsome men when she transmigrated into the story as the villainous master of four villainous disciples, a woman disguised as a man! When her four disciples were still weak, she tortured them mercilessly. The villains endured their humiliation, waiting
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You’re Possessive, I’m Unhinged: I’m Taking the Cultivation World by Storm 你病娇,我疯癫,修真界里拽炸天
[Mutual Devotion, Yandere, Mind Reading, Anti-Romance, Transmigrate into a Book] [Yandere, Gloomy Male Lead × Goofy Female Lead] [Also known as: What Happened After the Best Actor and Best Actress Tried to Act Their Way Through a Romance and Both Fell Flat] After transmigrating into a cultivation novel as a minor character destined to die, Chi Yu is told by the System to win over the male lead, Shen Yanzhou. If she succeeds, she'll get ten billion. Chi Yu: Money doesn't matter. The main thing is
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