
Rabies Has Kicked In, Keep Your Distance
狂犬病已犯,请勿招惹
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 239k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Palace & Household Intrigue
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- One General's Household Can't Raise Two Kinds of People一个将军府,养不出两种人Former title · until Oct 2026
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Must give a five-star rating! 👍👍No longer the stereotype of the bad grandmother and the troubled family member. The family relationship is harmonious and always open to the outside world. The heroine is sassy and heroic and will do whatever she wants. My favorite is the grandmother who is a very nice, kind and naughty old child!
The novel was quite funny, so much so that it made me laugh out loud. After I finished laughing, I looked in the mirror and found that my nasolabial folds had deepened! It's full of laughs, the whole family is funny, and they bring joy wherever they go. The only dissatisfaction is that the dog emperor, because of his selfishness, forced the prince and Miss Lin to pair up, and they even became a couple. The male protagonist is unclean. This is what makes me the most disgusted. Even if she fakes her death and escapes, she is still a princess to the outside world, and the prince is also married. Even if the heroine is with the hero in the end, she will be criticized by outsiders. In my opinion, the hero is unclean. I don't like this joke... 4/30
Overall relaxed style However, under the imperial power, she became a sequel, which makes people feel that there is a fly in the ointment. I also know that everything can't be perfect But it was very shocking in the end. The 23 good sisters in the palace all wanted to seduce him. He also left a lot of opportunities for others to drug him. Hahaha, I seriously doubt that I am a double clean person, let alone a lifelong pair.
It's pretty good, it's hilarious 😆 I love seeing this festive atmosphere. The family is very friendly. I like the old lady very much. Unlike the selfish and sinister old lady in other novels, this old lady loves her children and is kind and kind.
The novel is not long, but it is very funny (laughing and crying), and the family is wonderful and happy. I like the emotional lines between the male and female protagonists. The female protagonist is dull and slow, while the male protagonist rises to the challenge despite difficulties. The emotional lines are very clean, not crooked, and have no shoulders, waist, or hips. It is very friendly to readers and is worth listening to.
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] Comrades, go for it! Absolutely refreshing novel ❤️ A novel that is better than a drama [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] It's really good! Very cool! It's not the awkward kind, it's really natural!!! That's awesome 👍 👍 👍 Hahahahahahaha... This funny writing style 👍 is amazing!!!
I came across comic dramas just now. There are many versions of AI comic dramas. I like the version with 210 episodes in the first season the best. Both the soundtrack and dubbing and the character expressions are very suitable and cute. I like it very much. The first season ended with the Custodes finding Dirty Silver. So let me make up the follow-up of the case. I found something different, that is, this dirty silver case is different. The AI animation is very interesting, and the case is more complicated than the novel, showing more wisdom and intrigue. There is no second place of dirty silver discovered by the Custodes in the novel. The author's language is very humorous, and sometimes the dialogue is funny and funny. The general and his family are all living treasures. Everyone is very cute. It is a very relaxing and joyful novel worth recommending. Of course, I'm looking forward to watching the second season of the AI drama soonヾ(*ΦωΦ)ツ
Um! Super pretty! It's like watching a comedy sketch. 👍 The only drawback is that there are too many typos, and the names are always fake, or they are just fake. Looking forward to the next masterpiece, but the author is very careful not to make any more mistakes. You have no idea how tiring it is to watch like that.
This book is the only one in the recent book shortage that can make me stay up late and still laugh while listening to it😄😄😄The writing is exquisite, the characters have outstanding characteristics, and the plot is coherent. Ahhhh, the rating goes up and up.
The heroine is a little sun, lighting up the friends around her. At the same time, he is also a foodie. Because he was ill in his previous life, he could not taste all the delicious food. After traveling through time, he finally got his wish. He could fight a big snake for delicious food. Not only the heroine is funny and crazy. The heroine's family all have this style, which makes them very happy to watch.