Out of Books? Come Read These! Funny Enough to Make You Laugh Under the Covers at Midnight 书荒了吗，快来看这些吧，搞笑到你半夜被窝里笑哈

1. 1 我 I Was Just Driving, So Why Are the Viewers Laughing Their Heads Off? 我就开个车，观众们笑抽了？ Golden Hippo金色河马Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Zhang Yang wakes up to discover he’s participating in a reality show called All-Round Superstar, and his first job is as a rideshare driver. Female passenger: “Driver, how far can your car go on one liter of gas?” Zhang Yang: “When I get mad, I don’t go anywhere.” Female passenger: “My first-kiss boyfriend is still looking for me. Do you think I’m just too charming?” Zhang Yang: “Your first kiss? He’s still looking for you? Did you swallow his dentures?” Female passenger: “Driver, whenever I bre 56.5kReads9.2Score5.1kShelves

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   Particularly funny [asking for more explosive updates] [asking for more explosive updates] [asking for more explosive updates] [top post] [top post] [top post] [bird food magic work] [bird food magic work] [bird food magic work] [already planted grass] [already planted grass] [already planted grass]

2. 2 出 Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌，阁下如何应对 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted Liu Ye had always thought he was a good person, especially a devoted son. He was particularly filial to his mother. The Festive Funeral Ghost: What a load of crap! He was kind and gentle toward his father. The Water Ghost: Waaaah... Don’t come any closer! If you do, I’ll kill myself! He would go through fire and water for his friends. The other ghosts: You mean you’d stab us twice, right? All in all, Liu Ye felt that he was a very happy person. All the ghosts: Isn’t your happiness just our tragi 215.3kReads9.5Score32.5kShelves

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   It was so hilarious that I made my stomach hurt from laughing at it at night! The protagonist really feels that there are many good people

3. 3 发 Who’s the Best at Going Crazy? Transmigrate to the Future and Hit a Brick Wall 发癫技术哪家强，穿越未来撞南墙 Bobo Fish波波魚Modern Romance358k WordsCompleted Originally titled Oh My God, Madam Can Wipe Her Own Butt! Bai Chacha accidentally transmigrates hundreds of billions of years into the future. Earth is long extinct, and humanity has entered the interstellar age. Due to environmental changes and genetic mutations, the ratio of men to women has reached an astonishing ten thousand to one. In other words, ten thousand men compete for one woman. Bai Chacha: “...” Her eyes widen in shock! With women on the verge of extinction, they have become protec 2.1kReads8.8Score157Shelves

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   These two books are super funny. I highly recommend them.

4. 4 偏 The Paranoid Tyrant Throws a Tantrum, but the Empress Is Too Much for Me 偏执暴君无能狂怒，皇后欺朕太甚 See Fortune at First Sight, Meow一见生财瞄Ancient Romance999k WordsCompleted [The comic adaptation, with the same title, is now available on Tomato: “You Made Me a Palace Maid, So Why Did You Make the Tyrant Kneel on a Washboard?”] [Mind-reading + changing the plot + a cast of lovable idiots + laugh-out-loud comedy + one-on-one romance, both leads have eyes only for each other] After Ning Xiaoxiao transmigrated into a book, she unexpectedly gained the golden finger ability to change the plot. From then on, she began living the life of a feel-good heroine who could do wha 5.8kReads9.4Score971Shelves
5. 5 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 66kReads9.6Score9.2kShelves

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   Super nice, super interesting, super weird [shy] Just by looking at the title, you can tell how crazy this book is. He's both a bitch and a sweetheart, and can make people laugh out loud [Cool]

6. 6 谁 What Kind of Prince Starts Crying Whenever He Gets Mad?! 谁家王爷一生气就哭啊！ Patient Number Five五号病患Ancient Romance240k WordsCompleted (The short drama Pink Prince is now streaming) When Shi Qianxia read body-double novels, she never understood why the heroine had to obsess over whether the hero loved her. Why not turn around and look at the money? Five million a month, and you’re still talking about love? Go make money! That very night, she transmigrated. First she spent a few days as a beggar, then a prince took a fancy to her and brought her back to his manor as a concubine. The reason he liked her was that she looked just l 2.9kReads9.1Score375Shelves
7. 7 啥 What, I Only Transmigrated into a Book After My Fake Pregnancy Was Exposed? 啥，假孕暴露了才穿书？ Pet Your Cat摸一下你的猫Modern Romance345k WordsCompleted A sharp-tongued heroine who loves making enemies × a former unhinged male lead who can’t go crazy anymore. (A hilarious transmigration-into-a-book story + System. Both leads are completely devoted to each other!!!) After becoming a vegetable, Wen Yao was bound to a transmigration-into-a-book System and sent into a romance novel called Mr. Fu, His Substitute Wife Is a Miracle Doctor. The love triangle between the male lead, his one true love, and the substitute heroine went on for millions of wor 30.8kReads9.3Score2.9kShelves
8. 8 装 I Kept Up the Act for Two Years, Then They Suddenly Read My Mind 装了两年突然被读心了 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Signed for publication in print] Also known as When My Billionaire Husband Started Coughing [Brooding, secretly snarky CEO X quirky, 'fake' innocent flower] Qi Weiran was a CEO worth billions. Because he carried a rare gene, he had a body that never got sick. But he could only live to the age of fifty. After he died, half his estate would go to his contract wife. One day, Qi Weiran's body, which had never shown a single sign of illness, suddenly began to cough. His adoring young wife, who loved 35.8kReads9.5Score4.6kShelves
9. 9 瞎 Blind Corn! Rotten Potatoes! Worthless Children, Get on Your Knees! 瞎苞米！烂土豆！极品儿女靠边跪 Lucky Cat招财猫儿Modern Romance3.5M WordsOngoing [Period] [The 1980s] [Light Ensemble Cast] [Reborn] [Feel-Good] [No Golden Finger] [Family Life] (Also known as: Reborn in the 1980s: The Old Lady Leaves Her Children Behind) Seventy-year-old Wu Zhiqiu is Reborn in the era when her children still depend on her hard work and sacrifice! In her previous life, she played favorites and ended up alone and miserable in her old age. This time, she refuses to repeat the past. The old lady decides to leave her children behind and enjoy the rest of her lif 201.9kReads9.3Score9.1kShelves

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   It was so beautiful that I woke up my son with laughter in the middle of the night [laughs] I couldn't help it! I finally know how to laugh like a goose [crying with laughter]

10. 10 给 The Ninth Book to Earn My Daughter’s Dowry 给女儿挣嫁的第9本书 Earning a Dowry for My Daughter给女儿挣嫁妆Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Multiple Heroines]+ [Decisive and Ruthless]+ [Overpowered Power Fantasy] My master's wife passes her power on to me. My senior sister shares her cultivation with me whenever she completes a mission. The princess can accelerate my recovery. The empress... directly acknowledges me as her master... 3.9kReads7.2Score306Shelves

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    Do you know how uncomfortable it is to hold back your laughter while reading these books in class? I laughed so much that I hiccupped!

11. 11 反 Reverse Parenting: From Counter-Strike A Site to Tsinghua! 反向带娃，硬从逆战a大到清华！ Steal Your Baby Bottle抢你奶瓶Urban292k WordsCompleted [Livestreamed Meme Jokes] + [Goofy Daily Life] + [Rebellious Dad] + [Sharp-Tongued Son] To offer parenting advice to new parents, a live reality show called Our Kids Are Growing Up was launched. The production team invited ten families from different age groups and professional backgrounds. Mealtime: Post-70s dad: Baby eats, Daddy doesn't. Post-80s dad: Daddy eats after the baby finishes. Then the camera cut to post-90s dad Cheng Shuo... Cheng Shuo: Son, this doesn't taste good. Dad will eat it 1.5kReads8.8Score100Shelves
12. 12 直 Livestream: Three Sentences Left Parents Across the Internet Speechless 直播：三句话，全网父母绷不住了 Brother's Happy Again又幸福了哥Urban254k WordsCompleted [Happy Family] [Hilarious Livestreams and Meme-Worthy Antics] [Kids Turning the Tables on Their Parents] [Mischief-Making Streamer] [Sharp-Tongued Son] [Iron-Willed Daughter] [Going Against the Grain] [Feel-Good] [Max-Level Human] Short-form videos have exploded in popularity, and the internet is overflowing with content that stokes anxiety and starts arguments. To promote a harmonious society, a high-profile family livestream reality show is launched. Eighteen families are selected from across 306Reads6.3Score—Shelves
13. 13 让 I Told You to Pretend to Be Invincible! Pretend! Get It? 让你假装无敌！假装！懂吗！ Running Stone狂奔的石头Urban2.6M WordsCompleted [Decisive and Ruthless] + [No Romance] + [Epic-Length] + [Two Worlds] (The action kicks off after 200,000 words) Bullied by the campus belle from the start, he activates a cultivation-world trading System and strikes back without mercy! What? You have to stand in stances and train in martial arts, gradually pushing your limits to build up your vital energy? Sorry, I cultivate an Emperor-grade immortal technique instead. I become a cultivator from the start, and vital energy? That’s just a bonu 4.3kReads7.7Score520Shelves
14. 14 拐 Steal Her Away for a Kiss 拐走亲一口 Big Northeastern Pear东北大鸭梨Modern Romance272k WordsCompleted Puppy-boy romance! The rating is low because the story is new, so please don't be put off by it. “A slow, steady romance + love at first sight for the male lead, who's a lovestruck straight shooter.” Both leads are sexually inexperienced! “Chu the Tease × Lin the Feisty One” Lin Beian was still single at 28, and Guo Xia was more desperate to marry off her daughter than a rainmaker praying for rain. Then she ran into the doctor who had treated her just yesterday at a blind date? Lin Beian never d 2.5kReads8.4Score221Shelves

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    The language is super funny, sweet and fun! [Adoration]

15. 15 知 The Educated Youth Years: Starting with an Escape from the Village 知青年代，从村子里逃亡开始 Lone Shepherd独牧人Urban3.2M WordsOngoing During the years Liu Haibo spent in the countryside as an educated youth, he fell in love with Yang Xiuqing, a girl from the village. When he eagerly asked Yang Xiuqing's parents for her hand in marriage, they refused. He fled Shibantian Village and returned to Haicheng, a thousand miles away. Just as he married a woman named Wu Jie and prepared to start a new life, Yang Xiuqing came to his door... 33kReads8.4Score2kShelves
16. 16 谁 Who Gets Transmigrated into a Book and Locked in a Psychiatric Hospital? Help! 谁穿书被关进精神病院啊，救命！ Mu Ning Sauce沐柠酱Modern Romance304k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + hilarious + transmigrate into a book + everyone has gone nuts] [Guaranteed laughs. If you don't laugh, go ahead and beat up whoever you want.] Who in their right mind transmigrates into a book and ends up in a psychiatric hospital? The food is awful, everyone's crazy, and there's no phone. This is worse than being killed! She wants to get out and be free as the wind, not be free as a lunatic in here! She's in the prime of her youth. Every minute spent here is an insult to life! 260Reads8.0Score101Shelves

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    Soul travel, different stories, very funny, very novel

17. 17 癫 Crazy, All Crazy, A Little Madness Is Good 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 369.6kReads9.8Score54.8kShelves

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    I have to recommend this article. This article is really interesting and the content is very good. I highly recommend it. Main recommendation.

18. 18 女 The Queen’s Rise to the Top 女王从顶流做起 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [Print edition preorders open September 5, 2026, at 7:00 p.m.] From the start, she transmigrates and nearly kills her younger brother. If she doesn't complete the System's missions, she'll be punished with electric shocks. Following the System's instructions, Nan Xiangwan joins a survival show for aspiring idols. While the other young women sing and dance... Nan Xiangwan: “I'll perform a brick-breaking trick with my bare hands!” 40.4kReads9.5Score4.2kShelves

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    There is no need to say much in the first book, just one sentence: "If a spear is stained with shit, whoever you poke will die." The second book made me laugh so hard! The heroine Nan Xiangwan is definitely a mudslide in the entertainment industry! During the live broadcast of the trainee auditions, while everyone else was singing and dancing, she stood directly in the center of the stage and said calmly: 'I can't sing and dance, so I'll show you how to split bricks with my bare hands! The beginning of the third book is high-energy, the real daughter returns, and the whole family sits in a row with small benches, ready to eat melons and watch the show. Unexpectedly, the real daughter made shocking revelations as soon as she opened her mouth, revealing all the dark history of the fake daughter and her wealthy father! The scene got out of control for a while, and even the dog at home was dumbfounded! The plot is exciting and funny, with high-energy twists throughout, making you laugh until your stomach hurts! This melon tastes so delicious, I can't stop following it! "

19. 19 全 The Whole Family Brings Stools to Watch the Drama as the Real Heiress Spills the Tea 全家带凳子吃瓜，真千金爆料啦 The Long Wind Brings No Romance长风不入情Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Originally titled My Whole Family Brought Stools to Watch the Drama, and the Real Heiress Spilled the Tea [Showbiz + Real and Fake Heiresses + Gossip System + No-Brainer Fun + Lighthearted Comedy + One-on-One Romance] After transmigrating into someone else’s body, Tang Shiba discovered that her whole family was destined to be cannon fodder. Her eldest brother loved the female lead, but his feelings were never returned. He’d drink himself into oblivion every day and die in a garbage-strewn alley, 23.3kReads9.1Score3kShelves
20. 20 把 Bringing Bad Habits to the Cultivation World 把不正之风吹向修仙界 Hua Maofeng花毛峰Eastern Fantasy2.9M WordsCompleted [Peerless sword cultivator, succubus immortal physique, cultivation-world friends constantly sabotaging one another, lighthearted comedy] Chu He, a disciple of a Nine Provinces immortal sect. He possesses a sword spirit root, an unparalleled immortal eye, and a world-reaching immortal body. Countless mighty figures have already picked him as a future paragon of the righteous path. But after meeting a shameless master, he sets off down a strange and increasingly bizarre road from which there is n 47.6kReads8.7Score5kShelves

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    Hilarious, very funny

21. 21 签 Sign-In to Sainthood: I Discover My Wife Is Actually a Demoness Empress 签到成圣：发现老婆竟是魔道女帝 Tong Yuan瞳渊Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted [Invincible]+ [Sign-In]+ [Empress]+ [Swordsmanship]+ [One Female Lead] Xia Xin transmigrates to a world of cultivation. During an expedition to ancient ruins, he falls for a woman, shares an intimate night with her, and marries her. Only after leaving the ruins does he learn that his wife is a member of the demonic path and keeps company with demonic enchantresses. His sect punishes him by sending him to the Cliff of Reflection to meditate on his mistakes. There, he awakens a sign-in System. Sig 23.8kReads9.0Score2.2kShelves
22. 22 开 Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot! 开局俩系统，当场干掉一个！ Meaning in the Lyrics词中意Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted [System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I 18.7kReads8.7Score1.8kShelves
23. 23 让 I Told You to Cultivate Immortality, Not Wreak Havoc in the Cultivation World! 让你修仙，没让你祸害修仙界啊！ The Angler Who Catches Big Fish钓鱼佬钓大鱼Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsOngoing [Comedy][Sneaky Schemer][Lighthearted][Absurd][Gets Better the Further You Read] [This book focuses on comedy and fun. The pace is somewhat slow, so please do not read it if that bothers you.] Year 17,863 of the Cultivation Calendar When Emperor Qin Yu became an immortal and ascended, powerful figures from every realm came to see him off. Firecrackers exploded, and everyone had tears in their eyes as they murmured their farewells. Sect Elder: “He's leaving. This scourge is finally leaving. We ca 154.8kReads9.1Score12.7kShelves
24. 24 仙 Fairy, Let Me Explain 仙子你听我解释 Beyond Life and Death离境无生灭Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsOngoing [Multiple female leads | seducing the master | no System | comic antics | slice of life, light on the main plot] Before joining Tianxu, I thought cultivating immortality meant slaying demons, carrying a three-foot sword, proving the Dao and attaining eternal life, and living free of grudges. After joining Tianxu, I discovered that every one of my fellow disciples was a brilliant oddball, all the elders were masters of wild antics, and the ultimate destination of cultivation was apparently pure a 46.7kReads9.0Score4.2kShelves
25. 25 我 I Just Want to Destroy the Sect, So How Did I Become a God Against All Odds? 我只想毁灭宗门，咋逆天成神了 Moonlit Night明月夜色Eastern Fantasy7.6M WordsOngoing Reborn into the number one sect under heaven: it should have been a perfect start. But Chu Xinghe discovered that his cultivation path was a little unusual. Could he become invincible under heaven just by destroying his own sect? Building the number one sect under heaven wasn’t easy, but surely destroying it wouldn’t be hard? Chu Xinghe soon discovered that it really wasn’t easy. He racked his brains trying to bring down his own sect, but why did every attempt only make it stronger? Countless ye 81kReads9.3Score5.7kShelves
26. 26 挂 I Went AFK for a Million Years, and Became the Human Emperor 挂机托管百万年，我是人族圣皇 Terminal Naming-Indecision Syndrome取名纠结症晚期Eastern Fantasy5.0M WordsOngoing [Invincible hero + taking disciples + lighthearted + mainly character growth + ensemble cast + three heroines] Honghong: "Master, what level are you?" Gu Changsheng: "I have no level." Li Beifei: "Gu Changsheng, just wait. Once my swordsmanship is perfected, I'll make you kneel and sing 'I Surrender.'" Gu Changsheng: "You insolent disciple, come here and die!" After 9,999 years of idle cultivation, your cultivation had reached the peak of the ninth level of Quasi-Emperor, enough to shake hea 1.9kReads8.6Score176Shelves
27. 27 在 One Heart for Cultivation Amid the Frantic Flirting of Seven Villains 在七个反派的狂撩下一心修仙 Mountain Demon山魅Ancient Romance511k WordsCompleted She transmigrated into a book as cannon fodder, and all the male leads want to win her over and get 100% of her favorability! Luo Qingyan was inexplicably hit on by all kinds of powerful men: a twisted senior brother from the immortal sect, a licentious young master of the demon clan, a gorgeous Peacock King, and the mysterious ruler of the Ghost Realm. They pulled out every trick in the book, leaving her utterly baffled. Luo Qingyan: ??? After thinking it over, she suddenly understood. “Good th 24.8kReads9.4Score3.7kShelves

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    It's just very funny. The first one is about the protagonist being a charlatan, and everyone is crazy. If you don't believe it, you won't laugh. The second one is about the protagonist being a charlatan, and there is no cp. It's just very funny.

28. 28 贫 Just a Poor Rogue Cultivator. Why Are You Kneeling, Fellow Daoist? 贫穷散修一枚，道友何故下跪？ Knife, Medicine, Pen刀药笔Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [No romance, ensemble cast] [A goofy trio of wandering cultivators] [Female-led cultivation progression, few scenes involving children, skip if that bothers you] Song Li transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the evil female supporting character. After bullying the heroine, she is thrown by her own brother into the Abandoned Infant Pagoda, where she dies at the hands of countless vengeful infant spirits. Waking inside the pagoda, she looks at the crying spirits and says, “I can be your mother 35.2kReads9.4Score4.8kShelves
29. 29 人 Human Yet Demon, Also Divine 人如妖，亦神 Not Crazy, Just a Pill不痴药丸Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [One Female Lead] [Mythology] [Plot-Driven] [Character Growth] [Redemption] [Slow Burn] [Two Powerful Leads] [Invincible at Every Stage] [Not a Pure Power Fantasy] February 24, 2061, Xia Calendar. A genius Chinese biologist discovered fragments of the thoughts of ancient immortals and gods within the human body. To advance human civilization, the nation finally decided to launch the God-Making Project! The age of the “supernatural” was about to begin, and a beast-mutant organization called “Dark 20.4kReads9.0Score2.4kShelves

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    For those who like urban martial arts, I recommend these books. The plots are compact and not clumsy. You can try them.

30. 30 司 Commander Si, Why Are You Standing with the Monsters? 司统大人，您怎么站怪物那边了？ Little Black the Firebreather喷火小黑Urban3.6M WordsOngoing [No female lead + no romantic tension + no romance + ruthless and decisive] Amid the crowds beneath the neon-lit cityscape, there are monsters wearing human skin, walking among them just like ordinary people. The news says these people are called the Awakened. They feed on human flesh and are savage monsters. One quiet afternoon, an ordinary high school sophomore undergoes a transformation and becomes one of the Awakened, standing against all of humanity! To survive, he makes a pact with a god a 115.2kReads8.7Score12.6kShelves
31. 31 兽 Beast Power Conversion: Invincible with My SSS-Rank Wife 兽能转化：带着SSS级老婆无敌 My Name Is Fangcun我叫方寸Urban5.1M WordsCompleted [Now published in print. My new book is out, so please show your support] [Sweet romance + one heroine + female emperor] [The myriad races awaken] [Divine seals awaken] [Beneath the Gods' Forbidden Domain, all gods must be silent] The myriad races awaken, and monstrous beasts run rampant. Su Liang, who had awakened a worthless B-rank divine seal, is reborn in the past and gains the ability to convert beast powers. He dotes on the future female emperor before she can grow into her power, treating 163.3kReads8.8Score20.9kShelves
32. 32 哎 Oh No! I’m One of the Seven Deadly Sins, and I Got MVP! 哎呀！我七原罪，得了MVP！ Captain of the Trapping Camp陷阵营营长Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [Dark comedy + hilarious + ruthless action + global setting + unconventional ideas + one heroine + near-invincible protagonist + power fantasy with a brain (or without one)] Horror games descend upon the world. Those chosen to participate must face challenges of inhuman difficulty. Though the games are full of torment, they also offer people a chance to gain supernatural powers. Life or death. A meteoric rise, or losing everything. But Lu Ce, who has been unable to feel pain since childhood, fee 135.2kReads9.3Score15.8kShelves
33. 33 高 High Martial: Slay Demons for Points, Crush All Before Me, and Become the Supreme One for Eternity 高武：杀妖爆点，横推万古成至尊 Street-Stall Swordsmith摆摊宝剑师Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [High-martial world, System, passionate action, swordsmanship, no saintly hero] Su Bai transmigrated into a high-martial world. Because his awakened talent was so poor, he lost his eligibility for the national college entrance exam. In a fit of anger, he went to the border to kill monsters. Who could have guessed that as soon as he arrived, he would awaken the Monster-Slaying Point System? All he had to do was kill monsters to earn points. [Congratulations, Host. Points successfully allocated 12.6kReads7.8Score1.2kShelves
34. 34 看 You Look Down on Security Guards? Time for a Little Fist! 看不起保安？小铁拳来喽！ Orange and Grapefruit橙子和柚子Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Role-playing + choices + comedy + superpowers + school life + nearly invincible] Some people don't become security guards until they are sixty. Qin Yu is different: at just eighteen, he has become the honored five-star general of Biguiyuan, skipping decades of detours compared to everyone else! It's all because he awakened the God-Tier Role-Playing System. As long as he plays different professions, he can earn rewards! [Play the role of an outstanding security guard] [Mission objectives]: 1. St 31.7kReads8.6Score3kShelves
35. 35 高 High Martial: I Asked You to Protect Me, Not Win Their Hearts! 高武：让你护道，你护人心里去？ Little Jiulin小九霖Urban524k WordsCompleted The bigwigs of every clan: “Whatever you do, don’t mess with the girl by that kid’s side! You’ll die, absolutely die!” The young prodigies of every clan: “Waaah! Lin Yichen is a monster! I only made one snide remark, and he nearly sent me to meet my great-grandma on the spot!” I’m no good at writing blurbs, so please check out the main story. One female lead! One female lead! One female lead! That’s how important it is, so I’m saying it three times. I have no idea why the harem tag showed up 9.9kReads8.2Score696Shelves
36. 36 反 The Villain Just Wants to Slack Off, but the System Keeps Forcing Me to Do Evil 反派只想摸鱼摆烂系统却逼我作恶 Even Rabbits Want to Eat the Grass by Their Burrow兔子也想吃窝边草Eastern Fantasy566k WordsOngoing [Infamy +10,086, lifespan +100.86 days] Shen Mo transmigrates into the world of cultivation and becomes bound to the “Infamy for Life System.” In Guo Degang’s voice, the System urges him on: “Go! Steal that thousand-year-old spirit herb, then kick over the old beggar’s bowl by the roadside!” To stay alive, Shen Mo forces himself to play the villain, diligently acting the part of the cultivation world’s number-one scoundrel. He publicly humiliates the Chosen One, steals fated opportunities, commi —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Experience: Laughing out your abs → Burning to the point of boiling → Moved to tears Author: Daily update machine, stable output Keynote: Gentle salvation under the counter-routine

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