Please, Do You Wonderful People Have Any Funny Stories!!! 求求各位宝子们有木有搞笑文!!!

1. 1 我 Me, a Fragile College Student? The Whole Internet Is Begging Me Not to Get Myself Killed! 我脆皮大学生？全网求我别作死！ College Student大学生Urban277k WordsCompleted College student Qin Feng suddenly feels dizzy. Ding! [System binding successful] [Congratulations, Host. You have successfully bound the Frail and Sickly System] [This System has carefully prepared over a thousand ailments for the Host, including poisoning, fractures, strokes, gout, and leukemia] [The Host may choose any ailment for an immersive experience] Help! What kind of awful System is this?! From then on, Qin Feng is plagued by every disease imaginable and one accident after another, beco 2.2kReads8.2Score32814d adds

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   [Add one to your bookshelf] Both of these books are quite funny.

2. 2 人 At the Paris Olympics, My Homeroom Teacher Is Nagging Me to Turn In My Homework 人在巴黎奥运，班主任催交作业 Powerful Dopey Goose强大的呆头鹅Sports649k WordsCompleted Some people spend summer vacation playing games, some spend it taking extra classes, and others are so swamped with summer homework that they're at their wits' end. With the Paris Olympics around the corner, 17-year-old Jiang Yuan becomes a reserve athlete in both the high jump and triple jump thanks to the System. Then, the day before the competition, all the starters get injured. Sports Bureau Director: "Young man, the country needs you!" Jiang Yuan: "Competing is exhausting. I really don't wa 10.5kReads7.6Score1.2k14d adds
3. 3 直 Livestream Antics: Starting with Dazai the Dolphin 直播整活：从豚子呆小妹开始 An Accident是个意外Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestream + Pranks + Female Streamer + System] She gets a livestream prank System. Every successful prank earns her a random reward! Jiang Nan: I’ll do a magic trick for you. Dai Xiaomei: What kind of trick? Jiang Nan: I’ll make your livestream disappear! With that, Jiang Nan reaches toward her own waist… Dai Xiaomei:!!! Are you crazy?! [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve been rewarded with ten million yuan!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve 40.2kReads9.0Score2.2k14d adds

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   This hilarious and entertaining streamer will have you laughing non-stop; it's really good, highly recommended!

4. 4 长 Longevity: Days of Splendor in the Ye You Court 长生：我在掖幽庭风华日月 The Breeze Comes Quietly清风静来Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted Synopsis: Xing Bang transmigrates into the palace as a fake eunuch. From the start, he is sent to the Cold Palace, where he finds not only deposed consorts but also the families of disgraced officials. Even the stunningly beautiful birth mother of the Crown Prince has been imprisoned there. Xing Bang’s eyes light up, and he activates the System... (The synopsis doesn’t do it justice. Please read the story.) 37.8kReads8.8Score4k14d adds

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   Family, does anyone understand? After reading this hilarious urban fantasy novel, I was laughing so hard I was rolling around in bed! The protagonist, with his incredible skills, thrives in the city. It's full of witty banter, hilarious scenes one after another, and packed with satisfying moments that will instantly erase all your worries. Go check it out!

5. 5 不 If You Don't Understand, Don't Talk Nonsense: This Isn't a Mixed Spiritual Root 不懂别乱说，我这不是杂灵根 Mu Shui Shui Shui木水水水Eastern Fantasy3.2M WordsCompleted Xiao Yun transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation, convinced that as someone from another world, he must have extraordinary talent. But the test reveals he has a mixed spirit root! He is even rejected as a servant disciple. With no one else willing to take him in, the senior sister of Little Bamboo Peak gives him a home. That very day, he completes the Qi Refining stage, and masters every cultivation technique as soon as he learns it... At the Seven Peaks Tournament six months later, the 41.3kReads7.6Score4.1k14d adds
6. 6 我 I Grew Sweet Potatoes in the Tang Dynasty, and Li Er Exposed Me 我在大唐种红薯，被李二曝光了 Running Snail奔跑的蜗牛Historical1.2M WordsCompleted [Tang Dynasty + farming + secrets revealed + from the start + lighthearted wish fulfillment] After transmigrating to the Tang Dynasty, he brewed distilled liquor, sold floral water, and built a secluded paradise. He had planned to enjoy a life of wealth and leisure, but one day, a vegetable thief called Old Li was caught in his estate! “What? Your sweet potatoes yield forty shi per mu? Wonderful! The Tang Dynasty will never suffer famine again!” “The apricot-blossom wine taking Chang’an by storm 13.4kReads8.1Score1.3k14d adds
7. 7 人 Picking Up My Way to the Pinnacle of Life 人生巅峰全靠捡 Bao Gungun包滚滚Urban6.0M WordsCompleted There are champions in every walk of life, and Qin Shou is the king of the scrap-collecting business. When he collects scrap, he earns special rewards: all kinds of amazing items and skill attributes, more than he can keep track of. He can even transmigrate between planes to collect scrap in all sorts of bizarre, fantastical worlds... 1.6kReads7.9Score19314d adds
8. 8 我 I'm a Fortune-Telling Streamer, and the Whole Internet Is Fighting for a Spot 我算命主播，一个名额让全网疯抢 Ren Xiao Shi牣小十Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Wang Yue transmigrates to a parallel world and inherits a fortune-telling shop on the verge of closing down. His 300-jin landlady is also eyeing him hungrily. Luckily, the System may be late, but it finally arrives, activating the Divine Fortune-Telling System at a crucial moment. From then on, he makes a point of telling fortunes in unconventional ways. Other people read palms, but he tells fortunes by looking at photos. Wang Yue: “You there, kindred spirit. I see a terrible omen hanging over y 22.8kReads8.7Score2k14d adds
9. 9 我 I'm Only Three Years Old! Why Are You Taking Me to Court? 我才三岁啊，你们告我上法庭？ Handsome Toad好看的癞蛤蟆Urban1.0M WordsCompleted (Fun + satisfying power fantasy + anti-cliché + no romance + absurd comedy + unhinged + positive energy) Low rating due to being a new book After I transmigrated to a parallel world, my family took me to court when I was only three years old. “He stole my underwear! He’s a pervert and a thief!!” But he said in his babyish voice, “But I’m only three!” His adorable little face immediately won over the judge. “Just listen to yourselves! He’s only three!” After transmigrating into a wealthy family a 10.7kReads7.6Score68214d adds

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   It's really funny, you should try watching it.

10. 10 开EN From the Start, Immortal for Eternity, Laying Low Until the End of Time 开局长生万古，苟到天荒地老 Purple Spirit Wind and Snow紫灵风雪Eastern Fantasy6.1M WordsCompleted [Published in print] [Not a wish-fulfillment story + tranquil daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no tragedy + survival expert] Enter with caution. A longevity story told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, moves into a small domain, and then enters the vast world of cultivation, passing through the eras of flourishing development, golden prosperity, the collapse of the rules, the great dark up 515.8kReads9.7Score69.9k14d adds

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    "Holy crap..." Chen Xun's face turned a deep purplish-red, a surge of power suddenly welling up within him, veins bulging in his arms. He slammed his fist into the ground, startling Black Bull, who jumped back in fright. "My fate is in my own hands, not in the heavens!" *Bang!*

11. 11 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 105.6kReads9.7Score12.2k14d adds
12. 12 荒 I Rule the Desert Island Variety Show, Top-Tier Star. You’re Strong as a Wild Boar 荒岛综艺我称王，顶流野猪你的强 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance296k WordsCompleted Jian Xun is a wild boar. Right now, she’s being forced to serve as a laborer in this world. With an alcoholic father, a mother who favors her son, a hard life, and a broken family. The little wild boar sneered: “You don’t know when you’ve got it good. You people are beyond saving!” To her son-obsessed adoptive mother, she smiled and suggested: “Why not just marry your son? You can be his wife and his mother. Everyone will praise you for managing the household!” To the arrogant male lead whose be 8.1kReads9.5Score1.4k14d adds
13. 13 只 I Only Make Money, Never Romance: I'm the Best Professional Simp! 只赚钱不谈情，职业舔狗我最行！ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban3.9M WordsOngoing (Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q 263kReads9.5Score19.5k14d adds

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    Seeing the neatly stacked red banknotes, Lu Xing raised the corner of his mouth as if to smile, but the movement pulled at his injured lip, causing him to hiss in pain. "One against twelve, it would be a real shame not to get hurt," the butler said irritably, disliking Lu Xing's money-grubbing attitude.

14. 14 神 God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择：这个御兽师有亿点生猛 Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 177.9kReads9.7Score21.5k14d adds

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    "Hehe..." A very strange laugh rang out.

15. 15 我 I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧 Two Taels of Wine a Day一天二两酒Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…] 27.8kReads9.3Score3.7k14d adds

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    Although his son is mentally challenged, he seems to still care about him. "Don't worry, Dad will protect you this year and won't let anyone hurt you again." "Dad, I want to eat at the banquet."

16. 16 快 Quick Transmigration: When a Funny Girl Meets a Yandere 快穿之当搞笑女遇上病娇 Li Er栗二Modern Romance444k WordsCompleted [Warning: The yandere tendencies grow more intense over time. The first world doesn't count as yandere.] Jiang Zhi unexpectedly acquired a System, along with the chance to experience all kinds of different worlds. Each world came with its own missions and clear rewards and punishments. Jiang Zhi: Since I'm already here, what have I got to be afraid of? But nobody told her the main characters would all be this messed up, okay?! After going through all sorts of things, Jiang Zhi learned one thing: 2.1kReads9.0Score18014d adds

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    Funny, full of plot twists, incredibly imaginative, beautifully written, with vivid and well-developed characters, and a logically structured plot where everything connects seamlessly. However, the ending felt a bit rushed because the author went off to prepare for graduate school entrance exams.

17. 17 规 Rule-Based Horror? I Choose to Rebel 规则怪谈？我选择叛逆 Alas, Deep Love奈何情深Mystery1.5M WordsCompleted [A short drama adaptation of the same name is now available. You can watch it on the platform. Thank you for your support.] [Subverting expectations + no heroine + hilarious + sly schemer + rebellious + eerie + national fate] Rule-based horror descends upon Earth. The uncanny invades reality. Those chosen are sent into horror worlds, where they represent their respective nations and face the horrors within. Su Xiao is chosen by the horror world and entrusted with the task of representing the Dra 50.1kReads9.6Score6.3k14d adds

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    Just then, the "ugly monster," who had been lost in thought, smelled the aroma of steak and surprisingly came running over, meowing. The ugly monster's behavior was very unusual. But Su Xiao completely ignored it. Su Xiao quickly finished her steak, leaving the ugly monster bewildered in the living room…

18. 18 天 Awakened by Heavenly Treasures: I Can Engrave Anything 天物觉醒：我能刻印一切 The Leaf Riding the Wind御风而行的葉子Urban3.7M WordsOngoing [Publication Contract Signed, Safe to Read][Tales of Youth][Everyone Has Common Sense][Absolutely Wonderful][Magic][Distinctive Characters][No Female Lead] My name is Jin Feichen. Draped in the twilight of my youth, I once thought I would muddle through life, relying on taxpayers to support me forever. I thought that would be my fate. However, all of that came to an end on a rainy afternoon. Youth is a grand stage. On that evening when rain poured down in torrents, the stage reached out to me, a 266.5kReads9.5Score22k14d adds

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    "What's there to be nervous about? What's meant to be will be. I'm not worried, just go for it." "Brother, are you really that calm?" "It's a bag." "Then why are your hands shaking?" "It's a deer."

19. 19 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335.5kReads9.8Score46.5k14d adds

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    Yes, yes, yes!!! I suggest not watching or listening in crowded places or during class, because you won't be able to help but laugh, hahaha.

20. 20 穿 After Becoming the Villainess in a School Novel 穿成校园文女配后 Momo Doesn't Know墨墨不知道Modern Romance457k WordsCompleted Luo Shanshan transmigrates into a campus novel about a real heiress and a fake one that she once read. She's the real heiress, but sadly, she's just a side character, there to set off the beautiful, kindhearted fake heiress heroine. Luo Shanshan thinks that once she's made it through the plot where the male and female leads humiliate her, she can retire in glory with a huge fortune. But before she knows it, the story has gone completely off the rails. It's one thing for her family to be differ 3.4kReads8.9Score20614d adds
21. 21 碰 A Rookie Dad Gets Scammed, but Little Jue Leads You to Break Through 碰瓷新手奶爸，珏崽带你杀出重围 Flower Letter Boat花笺舟Modern Romance617k WordsCompleted [Taciturn Dad x Talkative, Social Butterfly Daughter x A Touch of the Supernatural] At the birthday party for his half-brother, Fan Zhuoqing was framed for smashing a family heirloom. Then a tiny baby who had just hatched from an egg tried to scam him into taking her home. “Ah… baba…” The little girl, Yuyu, had just come out of the egg. Her face was a scaled-down version of his, and she reached out for him to pick her up. Having never been close to a woman, Fan Zhuoqing immediately called the po 6.1kReads9.4Score58314d adds
22. 22 人 I’m the Villainess in a Crazy Novel, and My Mental State Is Cause for Concern 人在癫文当恶女，精神状态很堪忧 Walking in Search of Dreams浔梦而行Modern Romance686k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + real and fake heiresses + unhinged shenanigans + an entire family of crazies + romance] Qin Fuyao transmigrates into a book. Overnight, she goes from being the real heiress of a wealthy family to a wicked fake heiress who has usurped someone else's place. The original character is a high school senior who has done plenty of terrible things. Including, but not limited to, falling out with her entire family, ostracizing her whole class, constantly making life difficult 922Reads9.0Score12214d adds
23. 23 截 Shen Gongbao of the Jie Sect: I Became a Saint by Plundering Attribute Entries! 截教申公豹，我靠掠夺词条成圣！ Lord Medicine Worry药愁君Eastern Fantasy530k WordsCompleted Shen Bao transmigrated, becoming the unlucky Shen Gongbao, who was named the River-Splitting General during the Investiture of the Gods War. At this point, Shen Gongbao had just arrived at the foot of Kunlun Mountain. Faced with a tragic fate he couldn't escape, he had planned to cling to Jiang Ziya in hopes of receiving a decent appointment when the gods were invested. Fortunately, he awakened the Infinite Trait System in time. Inspect traits, copy traits, upgrade traits, plunder traits. Shen G 5.8kReads6.3Score42614d adds

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    Prejudice in people's hearts is a mountain, and Shen Gongbao's counterattack.

24. 24 我 I Turned My Superstitious Father into the Chief Councilor 我把神棍老爹卷成首辅 Beyond the Mountain山的那边Historical1.7M WordsCompleted [Ensemble cast + imperial examinations + daily life + farming + court politics later on] Father and son join forces to build a Ming dynasty on which the sun never sets. Yan Xun transmigrates to the Ming dynasty and discovers that his father can do everything except study. His dad has so many secret identities, like an onion with layer after layer to peel back. Huh! If I push Dad hard enough to make him Grand Secretary, can I become a Junior Grand Secretary? The filial son Yan Xun sells everythin 22.8kReads9.5Score2.8k14d adds

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    🔥The savior from your reading slump is here! Six hilarious novels, packed with laughs that will give you abs! Funny, absurd, these recommendations are the perfect way to de-stress and relax! Highly rated and guaranteed to rescue you from your reading slump!

25. 25 模EN After a Thousand Simulations, I Have a Speedrun Strategy for Escape Games 模拟一千次，我有逃生游戏速通法 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Print edition on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of support!] [Infinite-flow + fast-paced + funny + invincible protagonist + no female lead + no angst for the protagonist] [Across the four streets, east, south, west, and north, ask around and find out who’s the boss] [Don’t compare yourself to others. Just look at you: who do you think you are?] The White Tower descends, and the entire world enters death-instance mode. Zheng Xun, bound to an infinite simulation System and forced 214.3kReads9.6Score36k14d adds
26. 26 全 The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗，小师妹是真狗 Holding Hands by the Fire执手烟火Ancient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 181.6kReads9.5Score23.4k14d adds
27. 27 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.3k14d adds
28. 28 我 I Pledged Myself to a Slacker, and the Metaphysics Master’s Secret Identity Was Exposed 我与咸鱼画押，玄学大佬马甲被扒 Oolong Milk Cap Tea奶盖乌龙茶Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [No romance + mysticism + a cast of lovable goofballs + spiritual qi revival + a little wish fulfillment + secret identities + transmigrate into a book + everyone’s favorite] Gu Juanyan transmigrates into a novel about secret identities as a fake heiress side character with her brain in her backside. All she does is court death and give the heroine chances to face-slap her. After learning her situation, Gu Juanyan decides to keep out of trouble and live like a lazy fish. She had hoped to coast t 14.6kReads9.5Score1.7k14d adds

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