The More Absurd, the Better 抽象的书越抽象越好

1. 1 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335.5kReads9.8Score46.5k14d adds

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   ✨These books are all quite abstract😆 Especially the first one, it's really crazy. The female lead is hilarious and has very positive values. The ensemble cast is great, and everyone in the dating reality show is very fun💕

2. 2 别 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 42.3kReads9.5Score5.3k14d adds
3. 3 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 23.6kReads9.6Score3.5k14d adds
4. 4 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 105.6kReads9.7Score12.2k14d adds
5. 5 脚 After Kicking My Trash Ex, I Turned the Whole Internet Upside Down 脚踢渣男后，我反手颠翻全网 Zong Li纵里Modern Romance361k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + comedy + 1v1 dating show + talking to animals + absolute nonsense + devoted couple] One day, she transmigrated into a book about the entertainment industry, becoming the stand-in for the female lead’s white moonlight before her return from abroad. When faced with her scumbag boyfriend’s emotional manipulation, Sheng Qing turned the tables and had him committed to a psychiatric hospital. She even posted a caption: “Heard I was throwing myself at you? Give me a break. Meeting you was li 10.5kReads9.4Score1.7k14d adds
6. 6 绑 Bound to a Random Cheat, I Get Weird in the Entertainment Industry 绑定随机外挂的我在娱乐圈搞抽象 Zong Li纵里Modern Romance367k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous Memes + Showbiz + Dating Show + Cheat Ability Glitches] Yu Min transmigrates into a cannon-fodder supporting woman in a “wife-chasing crematorium” novel and gets bound to a Stumbling Block System. To avoid being cannon fodder, she has to trip up the male and female leads' romance while maintaining her elegant, high-class celebrity persona. Yu Min: Huh? Me, elegant and high-class? System: Don't worry, we've got cheats! They include, but aren't limited to, rewinding time, mind-reading, 6.6kReads9.4Score1.1k14d adds
7. 7 直 Livestream: Wait, You’re Saying Your Dad’s Going Through a Rebellious Phase? 直播：不是，你说你爸叛逆期到了 Heaven's Nemesis天克Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestream Shenanigans + Lighthearted + Campus + Absurd Daily Life] Zhou Cheng transmigrates to a parallel world and unlocks a Shenanigans Pressure System. As long as he gets under someone’s skin, he earns rewards. At that moment, the live reality show "The Xia Kingdom Family" is underway, and his family happens to be selected to appear on it. The whole show takes a completely different turn. “Mom, when you have nothing to do, why don’t you read more books?” “Dad, look at everyone else’s dad dr 21.1kReads9.0Score1.8k14d adds

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   Go inside and take a look!! I guarantee it! They're all masterpieces of abstract art!

8. 8 你 You're a Relationship Streamer, So Why Are You Being So Absurd? 你一情感主播，没事玩什么抽象 No Wind, No Rain天不刮风天不下雨Urban148k WordsCompleted Business mogul Lin Yi is reborn as a junior TV host, only to find himself in charge of a relationship counseling show. Who knew every guest would be a total weirdo? Not one of them is normal. A man drunkenly marries an older woman and doesn’t know how to face his family? The host tells them to call each other whatever they like! A sweet, gentle girl secretly plans a surprise for her boyfriend, only to catch him cheating. She beats him up, then finds out he’s actually her boyfriend’s older brothe 10Reads—Score—14d adds
9. 9 反EN Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派：我的弟弟是天选之子 I Keep a Fat Rabbit家养了只肥兔Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted "Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain 342.4kReads9.5Score38.6k14d adds

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   ♡💌♡♡💌♡ A really good novel, the more you read, the more addictive it becomes. The author's writing is excellent, the plot is exciting, and it's the kind of book you can't stop reading. Don't miss it! I highly recommend it!! ♡💌♡

10. 10 我 I'm the Best, and I Won Over a Fox and the World 我牛我牛我最牛，撩了狐狸和地球 Grass and Trees, You Are Clear草木汝清Two Male Leads119k WordsOngoing [Everyone's Darling] + [Fox Top] + [Spiritual Qi Revival] + [Tags for All Things] + [Sweet, Satisfying Wish Fulfillment from Start to Finish] + [Ascension to Godhood] Lin Ruqing looks to his left and sees a flower labeled: "After I Fell for My Aunt and Got Together with My Uncle, My Whole Family Was Sent to the Crematorium." Lin Ruqing looks to his right and sees a restaurant called "As a Succubus, I Rule Six Blocks." Then Lin Ruqing looks down and sees a manhole cover labeled: "As an Omega, I B —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    It should be considered a general abstraction.

11. 11 无 Infinite Flow Horror Instances 无限流小说恐怖副本小说 Snickers3士力架3Mystery72k WordsOngoing Endless instances, different teammates every time, and anything can happen here. Is this a punishment or a reward? The missions never end, and the rules are bizarre. 5Reads—Score—14d adds

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    This plot is really abstract, but it's so much fun! 💕

12. 12 救 Help! Did My Comic Just Come True? 救命！我的漫画居然成真了？ Snow Drifting in the Ninth Month玖月飘雪Urban38k WordsOngoing [No Female Lead + Unhinged + Bizarre + Unexpected Twists + No System] Comic artist Liu Ming transmigrates into his own comic, "My 18-Year-Old Girlfriend Is Actually a Monster?!" He thinks he's the protagonist, expecting beautiful women to leap into his arms the moment he opens them wide. But it turns out he's just a minor character who gets captured by the protagonist?!! Damn it, you want me to be a monster? Then nobody gets to live!!… —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    I wrote a book myself, and I hope you guys can support it! 💕💕

13. 13 只 I Only Make Money, Never Romance: I'm the Best Professional Simp! 只赚钱不谈情，职业舔狗我最行！ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban3.9M WordsOngoing (Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q 263kReads9.5Score19.5k14d adds

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    The main character is so lively!

14. 14 重 Reborn, I Can Hear People's Thoughts 重生了，我能听到人的心声 niabmxgeUrban246k WordsOngoing One extra chapter for every comment. I suggest starting over with the new version. After fighting wars for all these years, can't I finally enjoy myself? Xie Ji, reborn, gets revenge on his ex-wife, becomes the world's biggest tycoon, and begins his life of showing off and face-slapping. A wildly satisfying power fantasy. 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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    My ex-wife is in jail, the second good woman is executed by the protagonist, the third is driven away by the protagonist's second personality, and the fourth is in progress. I'm adrift in an unknown abyss, my life like duckweed, a thousand boats all heading towards the sea. A light touch on the waves startles the swans, the fish flee, only the broken sail remains, proudly standing. When the sky clears and the clouds disperse, I'll stand with hands behind my back, gazing at the heavens, laughing. I know clearly that everyone's path is unique. I walk my own path in life, no matter how strong the storms, how difficult it is for me to walk, even if thorns grow thick and wound me, I will still smile foolishly. I understand the meaning of this.

15. 15 何 Why Not Sink Together? 何不共沉沦 Gear Grapefruit齿轮柚子Modern Romance300k WordsCompleted [Kept woman + wealthy, domineering CEO + angst before sweetness + possessive love + groveling pursuit] [Cold, ruthless, imposing CEO × delicate flower who grows through hardship] Xu Zan once had dreams. She wanted to be a judge. Now she’s Huo Tingyun’s mistress. She wagers her face and body, begging Huo Tingyun to use his money to save her grandfather, who has cancer, and her brother, who is in prison. She and Huo Tingyun have never been equals. She endures his occasional roughness and his unpre 1.4kReads8.9Score10514d adds

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    So abstract it's mind-blowing, I was completely dumbfounded after seeing it. 🙂🙂🙂

16. 16 我 I’m Having Pleasant Goat’s Baby 我怀了喜羊羊的孩子 Er Can尔灿7k WordsCompleted I’m Pregnant with Pleasant Goat’s Child 239Reads—Score314d adds

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    Burst💥💥💥💥

17. 17 让 They Sent You on a Dating Show, So Why Are You Taking the Seniors' Home to a Karaoke Bar? 让你上恋综，你带敬老院玩商K？ Loose Soil散土Urban351k WordsOngoing [Everyone’s here for the laughs + mildly risqué + civilian guests + absurd antics + sharp-tongued] An author of risqué novels transmigrates into the body of a disgraced celebrity, who happens to look like a male model from a commercial karaoke club. Wherever he goes in the entertainment industry, people accuse him of being kept by a rich patron or being the mistress of a married actress. His antis vote him onto the dating show Unnatural Attraction. The first group activity has the male and f 22Reads8.2Score—14d adds

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    No romance + abstract + hilarious 💥 **Author Gu Yi, a writer of borderline fiction, transmigrates into a celebrity whose career has collapsed, and is thrown into an abnormal dating reality show by anti-fans. 😙 🎭 A hellish nursing home offering warmth: ▸ The Fighting King's filial piety helps the old man do the splits and helps the old lady do an A4 waist spin 🤸 The old man covers his crotch, tears welling up before he can speak. The old lady covers her face, oh~ oh~ A4 waist, back hurts. ▸ A Rose comic artist sends her work as a gift. Old man: I saw something I shouldn't have seen, my eyes hurt. Doctor: Grandpa, have you tried it? Old man: ??? 📚 🚑 Doctor: Grandpa and grandma, it's nothing serious, it's just that the activities in the nursing home should be controlled, cough cough. Director: You've misunderstood! Our nursing home has a simple and honest atmosphere... The lights of a disco are flashing behind us, Gu Yi makes a decisive move, directly leading the group of young ladies and gentlemen: "Grandpa and grandma, let's get hyped!" 💃

18. 18 两 I Wake Up Ready to Fight. If the Villain Won't Do It, I Will 两眼一睁就是干，反派不干我来干 King of Cuteness勾锥大王Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Guan Yu accidentally transmigrates into a book and discovers she has become the vicious supporting female character in a domineering CEO novel: the early-dead wife of the story’s big bad. The System she gets bound to isn’t a redemption System, but a Villainess System. As the name suggests, a villainess targets everyone equally and makes sure nobody has a good time! On a dating reality show, each pair of contestants is given a limited budget. Every other team keeps generously offering to let the 47.6kReads9.1Score6.3k14d adds

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    A book that will make you laugh from beginning to end. It's packed with jokes but you won't get tired of them, and it doesn't use overly trendy internet memes. The characters are well-developed, and every single one is hilarious. I also recommend listening to it while driving; it's more fun than listening to music.

19. 19 一 A Journey Toward Life 一路向生 Chuan Shenyan川慎言Ancient Romance76k WordsCompleted 12Reads—Score—14d adds

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    It's not just abstract, it's also very beautiful.

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