Stories With Snappy Comebacks That Put People in Their Place Without Swearing 想要那种有怼人金句（骂人不带脏字）的文

1 癫 Mad, All of You, Mad. Being a Little Mad Is Good! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted 473.8kReads9.8Score60.2kShelves

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I'll deal with anyone who talks stupidly. I refuse to internalize myself. If I need to go crazy, I'll go crazy. While reading, I'll get some tips on how to express words without swearing.

3 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted 90.7kReads9.6Score13.5kShelves

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These two books are good-looking. The protagonists are willing to kill people without repaying their lives. Their mental state is worth learning from [laughing][laughing][laughing]

5 破 Solving Cases Takes Someone Like Me [Criminal Investigation] 破案需要我这样的人才【刑侦】 Never Imagined未曾设想Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted 97.7kReads9.4Score14.5kShelves

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I really love the heroine's brain circuitry, the non-traditional kind heroine x green tea rich second generation male protagonist, criminal investigation + scumbag abuse. In terms of plot, it breaks the monotony of the traditional criminal investigation plot. Many of the heroine's actions make people's breasts unblocked. I really like the heroine's enviable brain circuit and way of doing things. All the cases are not mindless cases. Many of them are thought-provoking and can often reflect reality. The author's views are super positive! The heroine has a unique personality. She is not a kind heroine in the traditional sense. She has become a unique self because of her own experience. Her relationship with the hero does not affect the main plot at all and is both hilarious and interesting. She solves the case while despising the high salary and low salary of criminal investigators. It is really resonant in many cases! This is the first criminal investigation novel that I have read. It is not boring just to solve the case at all, and the supporting characters also have super distinctive personalities.

6 神 Divine Power Meatballs 神通丸子 Zuo Mo左莫Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted 28.8kReads8.0Score4.1kShelves

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It's really good-looking, no CP, funny. That mouth is as big as a machine gun [Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like]

7 难 Impossible to Win Over: The Love-Struck Young Master Is Twisted, Scheming, and Flirtatious 难哄，恋爱脑癫公少爷他又茶又撩 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 58.1kReads9.5Score7.2kShelves

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The heroine is crazy everywhere, she can't stand a little grievance, and she will start arguing whenever she disagrees with her. There is not a single curse word in the whole process! So many great quotes!

8 她 She Goes Crazy, He Has Her Back: No One Dares Cross Them on the Dating Show 她发疯，他兜底，恋综谁都惹不起 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 53.5kReads9.5Score9.1kShelves

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 😄For those who don't know how to criticize others, I recommend watching it

10 直 Livestream: Wait, You’re Saying Your Dad’s Going Through a Rebellious Phase? 直播：不是，你说你爸叛逆期到了 Heaven's Nemesis天克Urban1.1M WordsCompleted 27.9kReads9.0Score2.5kShelves

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There are quite a lot of taunting plots in it, often putting pressure on others, making them crazy, and making myself feel relaxed.

13 开 From the Start, Selling Muscle-Building Tonics at a Street Stall 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted 348.2kReads9.7Score36.4kShelves

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I have something to say about this! The first book "Teacher Spear": modern romance ➕ travel through books ➕ entertainment industry ➕ abuse scum. The female protagonist travels to the entertainment industry to become a villain heroine, but she gains many fans with her mouth. The male protagonist in the book has self-awareness and hopes to change the fact that he is with the female protagonist (Bao Tian). Both male and female protagonists have slippery lips! The second book "The Stall Sales at the Beginning": Urban High Martial Arts ➕Brainless Cool ➕System. The male protagonist is really the best in the world with his hands and mouth, no one can beat him! ! Great! "Snot dripping from your mouth, you know it's too late. It's too late!" More than 3,000 chapters, but super interesting! Listening to books makes you feel better. The third book "Help!" I feel the same way as my arch-rival on Love!": Two male protagonists➕Entertainment circle➕Double cleanliness➕Easy and funny. The two male protagonists are also very smooth-talking. They are not the kind who get angry when rumors are spread but don't explain. They clarified the rumors and blocked the way for some interested people before they even came up with scandals!

15 嘎 I’m Going Wild Without a Care, Let Me Enjoy My Idleness in the Imperial Ancestral Temple 嘎嘎发疯不内耗，老娘摆烂享太庙 Not Dim-Witted After Waking Up睡醒不呆Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted 130.3kReads9.6Score14.7kShelves

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There are some sarcastic quotes that will make you laugh until you burst into tears. It's definitely worth watching. I highly recommend it! "[Praise]

16 逼 You Want Me to Apologize? Then I’m About to Start Cursing! 逼我道歉？我要开始骂人了！ Yun Qing's Crazy Ramblings云清疯扯淡6k WordsCompleted 6Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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[Laughing and crying] [Laughing and crying] [Laughing and crying] Scolding from beginning to end!

17 和 She Vanished for Three Years With Her Best Friend and Their Babies! The Crown Prince Chases Her Like a Puppy 和闺蜜带球消失三年！太子追成狗 Peerless Little Rich Lady绝世小富婆吖Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 4.2kReads9.0Score553Shelves

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The language of this novel is witty and humorous, and the plot is also touching. Sometimes I want to laugh when I watch them quarrel with others.

18 我 I Returned to the Mortal World to Become the God of Comebacks 我回人间当怼神 Dewdrop Grass露水草Urban201k WordsCompleted 7Reads—Score—Shelves

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In this book, the curse words are not used, but it is also very connotative, which makes people impressed and ashamed. Modeled after the creative techniques of Liu Yang's "Eighty-One Difficulties", it is hilarious and worth watching.

19 摆 I Quit and Call Off the Engagement! Chase Me and I'll Hold Your Funeral 摆烂退婚！追到我给你开追悼会 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance561k WordsCompleted 23.3kReads9.5Score4.1kShelves

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Super funny, and the plot is novel. It is an entertainment article

20 震 Shock! My Alpha Is a Guangxi Tycoon 震惊！我的Alpha是广西霸总 Bodhi Ancient Temple菩提古刹441k WordsCompleted 355Reads8.8Score105Shelves

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Lao Biao is also coming into his own.

21 修 The Cultivation World’s Sickly Number One 修真界第一病秧子 Paper Tiger纸老虎Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted 294.1kReads9.7Score29.7kShelves

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I seem to remember this one