I Returned to the Mortal World to Become the God of Comebacks

[Hilarious and exhilarating] + [A three-way roast of Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism] + [Urban fantasy] + [Innuendo and jokes] + [Words become law] (Warning: This book is packed with jokes. Don't read it while eating, drinking, or in a meeting, or you'll have to face the consequences!) Overworked employee Su Jingyan dies at his desk from the rat race, then is reborn and unexpectedly bound to the "Myriad Truths" System. From then on, the world has a new sharp-tongued roast king, whose words are as dazzling as flowers! Faced with emotional blackmail? He cites chapter and verse, insulting people without using a single swear word. "Ma'am, if that baby in your belly had even one of my chromosomes in its DNA, I'd give you my seat right away. But the problem is... does it?" Cut in line by an old man? He pours out eloquent insults and gives him a "physical salvation" right on the spot. "Grandpa, are you in such a hurry because the King of Hell is calling you to a meeting, or because the price of Granny Meng's soup is about to go up?" I died from the rat race, but now whatever I say becomes law! Buddha says to save all living beings; I say let's start with the one in front of us. Taoism says to follow nature; I say let's deal with the affairs of the mortal world first. Confucianism says to uphold propriety and justice; I say let's uphold the justice in our hearts first! This is a holy war that uses the funniest jokes to teach the deepest truths. From trivial squabbles on the streets to the dark secrets of corporate behemoths, Su Jingyan proves with facts that sometimes you can't reason with people, but you can roast them into submission! When the whole world tells you to "let it go," he insists on saying, "This isn't over!"