Hilarious, Unhinged, Laugh-Until-You-Squeal Stories That’ll Get You in Trouble with Mom 爆笑！抽风！笑出猪叫声妈见打系列搞笑高分文

1. 601 狗 You Bastard, You Win This Time 狗男人，算你厉害 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted You Bastard, You Win This Time 3.1kReads—Score—Shelves
2. 602 民 Warlord of the Republic: I Turned Shanghai’s Nightlife Upside Down 民国枭雄：我掀了夜上海的天 Dirt Clod ZM土疙瘩ZMHistorical1.3M WordsCompleted When Chen Mo wakes up, he has returned to the age of fifteen, facing the hellish slums of Shanghai. In his previous life, he lived an unremarkable life and died in humiliation. This time, he’ll overturn this world that devours people! Armed with the [Warlord System], his fists draw blood and his blade takes lives. Starting in Fangualong, he recruits followers, seizes territory, and gathers wealth... He swears to become the greatest warlord in all of Shanghai’s pleasure quarters! The underworld i 10.4kReads7.0Score583Shelves

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   It was absolutely fantastic! [Thumbs up][Thumbs up]

3. 603 嫡 The Crippled Prince My Elder Sister Refused to Marry, I Helped Him to the Throne 嫡姐不愿嫁的残废王爷，被我扶上了龙椅 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Ancient Romance8k WordsCompleted My Elder Sister Refused to Marry the Disabled Prince, So I Helped Him Take the Throne 23Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 604 五 Five Years with a Contraceptive Ring, and He Knelt in the Ancestral Hall on the Day We Parted 五年避子环，和离当天他跪穿祠堂 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance15k WordsCompleted Five Years Wearing a Contraceptive Ring, He Knelt Until His Knees Bled in the Ancestral Hall on the Day We Parted 2.6kReads—Score—Shelves
5. 605 开 From the Start, I Have a Perfect Tonic Pill 开局十全大补丸 Carefree Maodou潇潇洒洒的麦兜Eastern Fantasy321k WordsCompleted [Absurdist comedy + humor + System + cultivation + a story with a lot of “flavor”] This novel has plenty of “flavor”! Gu Chen, an upstanding young man, transmigrates to the Xuanwu Continent. After getting hit with the “Dragon-Claw Grab” and the “Thousand-Year Backstab,” he’s doomed to die within ten seconds from the start, until the “Tenfold Gift Pill” saves the day. From then on, he and his sworn brother Wang Cai, a big yellow dog who shares neither parent with him, laugh their way through the —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   It's a very good, nonsensical comedy novel. The only downside is the slow updates.

6. 606 快 Quick Transmigration: The Little Seductress Makes the Ice-Cold Big Shot Beg for a Hug 快穿小妖精，冷冰冰大佬哭着求抱 Flowers on Rabbit Island兔子岛的花朵Modern Romance673k WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration + Super Sweet + Devoted Couple + 1v1 + Scheming] [Strong Female Lead + Comedy + Sharp-Tongued Queen!!!] [No Cheap Drama! The Fiancé Is Not the Male Lead!!!!] Yun Jinyue, the tyrant of the Celestial Realm, gets publicly humiliated! At her engagement banquet, she watches helplessly as that cold, powerful man strikes her fiancé, leaving his soul completely destroyed! Powerless to do anything, she is so enraged that she unexpectedly awakens an ancient artifact spirit! To avenge 9Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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   It's so good and funny!

7. 607 哥 After My Siblings Came Out, I Became My Family’s Only Hope 哥哥姐姐出柜后，我成了家里唯一的希望 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted After My Older Brother and Sister Came Out, I Became the Family's Only Hope 26Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 608 除 On New Year’s Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 除夕夜，岳母三次推门后，老婆说我们是假结婚 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted On New Year's Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 570Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 609 别 Stay Away from Me, or You’ll Become a Simp 别靠近我，会变成舔狗 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚7k WordsCompleted Don't Get Too Close to Me, or You'll Turn into a Hopeless Simp 30Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 610 耳 Starlight by My Ear: Deaf for Ten Years, He Heard Only Her Name 耳畔星光：他聋了十年，只听见她的名字 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted Starlight by the Ear: He Was Deaf for Ten Years, and the Only Thing He Heard Was Her Name 101Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 611 修 Cultivate the Wildest Immortal Arts, Be the Most Exhausted Mom 修最野的仙，当最累的妈 I Want Pickled Cabbage Stir-Fried with Mustard想吃酸菜炒芥末Eastern Fantasy466k WordsOngoing [Irreverent cultivation + ensemble cast + invincible hero + long-suffering caretaker + silly daily life + fiercely protective + the all-round senior brother's quest to support his family] Li Guanghe is the famous caretaker of Xuantian Sect. Other people cultivate by meditating in seclusion, exploring secret realms, and taking revenge to their hearts' content. As for him, he has to look after his junior brothers, earn merit, settle disputes, teach skills, stop them from tearing the place apart... 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The main character is a poor, unfortunate old woman, and her fellow apprentices, including their master, are all eccentric characters—it's absolutely hilarious!

12. 612 我 My Whole Family Is Reborn, and They Battle It Out at Home Every Day 我家全员重生者，他们天天宅斗 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚10k WordsCompleted Everyone in My Family Is Reborn, and They Spend Every Day Fighting for Favor at Home 40Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 613 我 I Turned In an Unspeakable Being 我把不可名状物上交了 Dreamweaver of Deep Fantasies深漫造梦Urban706k WordsCompleted In a world where looking directly at an ancient god drives you mad, Ji Ye comes with a “Deep Abyss Filter.” The indescribably horrifying beings are just destructive huskies and fresh ingredients in his eyes. For health insurance and a steady paycheck, he joined the Anomaly Bureau as a “janitor.” When an S-rank forbidden zone erupted, everyone else despaired and waited to die. He complained as he carried his mop: “Who spilled ink all over the floor?” When an ancient god descended, he looked at th 3.9kReads8.0Score432Shelves

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    Brothers, I'm recommending a mind-blowing, super-powerful novel! The protagonist, Ji Ye, has awakened an "Abyss Filter," seeing everything as ordinary objects. 👉 While others are terrified of the Headless Horseman, he thinks he's a dedicated deliveryman and even gives him a tip! 👉 While others are scared out of their wits by the sight of a deep-sea monster, he thinks she's a drowning girl, rescues her, and then forces her to sing a square dance! 👉 The most outrageous thing is that when the King in Yellow comes looking for trouble, he treats him like a performance artist, forcibly drags him into his house to play a murder mystery game, and then criticizes the script for its illogicality! Now, in his yard, a demigod is guarding the gate, a ghost king is mopping the floor, and an S-class monster is unclogging the sewers… Everyone's a villain (scratch that), everyone's a working stiff! Want to see how the protagonist physically exorcises the entire universe with a mop? "I Handed Over the Unspeakable Things," you won't regret it, you'll laugh your head off!!

14. 614 她 She Knows What She Wants 她主意太正 Mountain Traces山踪12k WordsCompleted She’s far too headstrong. 12Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 615 躺 I Went Viral Online for All My Wacky Antics After Deciding to Lie Flat 躺平之后花式整活爆红全网 Situ Chun, Who Loves Hijiki喜欢羊栖菜的司徒淳Urban184k WordsCompleted [All wild ideas] [Comedy] [Ridiculous nonsense] Shen Yan transmigrated into a book, becoming the hopelessly untalented trainee on a talent show who was about to get roasted by the entire internet for courting disaster. The director told him to cry. He yawned. “What's so bad about quitting the industry? Isn't waking up naturally the best?” The whole internet thought he'd gone crazy. But then livestreaming himself asleep gained him a million followers, his unconventional product pitches sold ou —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book definitely won't make you laugh to death, but it'll probably make you laugh your head off [laughing and crying emoji].

16. 616 来 Come On, Keep Acting Tough 来，接着狂 Mountain Traces山踪15k WordsCompleted Come on, keep acting tough. 19Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 617 晚 Goodnight, Boyfriend 晚安，男朋友 Mountain Traces山踪15k WordsCompleted Goodnight, Boyfriend 17Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 618 失 After Losing My Memory, I Mistook Someone Else for My Husband 失忆后，我扑错老公了 Mountain Traces山踪24k WordsCompleted After Losing My Memory, I Mistook Someone Else for My Husband 39Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 619 醉 My Drunken Childhood Friend Kissed Me by Force 醉酒竹马强吻我 Mountain Traces山踪6k WordsCompleted My Drunken Childhood Friend Steals a Kiss 3Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 620 认 After Reuniting with Our Families, Everyone’s Plans Go Haywire 认亲后，大家的画风一起跑偏了 Midnight Murder Ball午夜凶球Modern Romance386k WordsCompleted Whenever the young Li Guanlan saw all the family scandals and chaos in the news online, she would thank Heaven that she was born into a loving, well-off family with parents who adored her. Then one day, a bolt from the blue struck: she had been switched at birth seventeen years ago! You’ve got to be kidding! What kind of family was she being sent to? Wealthy! Complicated! Emotionally distant! Her biological mother was as indifferent as a chrysanthemum and bad at expressing herself. Time to start 48.7kReads9.5Score5.7kShelves

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    I recommend this book to everyone. It's a heartwarming story about family and friendship, and it's really funny. There are no clichéd plots, only witty and humorous language.

21. 621 别 Come On, Surely the Whole Family Didn't Transmigrate 别闹，不会真有全家穿越这种事吧 The Butterfly Doesn't Want To蝴蝶不愿意Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted The Xia family had been looking forward to their self-driving trip along the eastern coast for ages. They never expected a typhoon to sweep all four of them back a thousand years. When they opened their eyes, the people were still the same four, but... the era was completely different! Come on! How can a whole family transmigrate together? Even worse, as soon as they arrived, they found themselves facing poor harvests and one disaster after another. Fleeing? No way. They were just following the 16.6kReads9.2Score2.1kShelves
22. 622 军 1970s Military Marriage: The Capitalist Heiress Has a Spirit Spring Space 军婚七零，资本大小姐有灵泉空间 Jin Huohuo o金火火oModern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Period Setting] [Educated Youth] [Stockpiling] [Alternate World] [Stunning Heiress] [Violence] [Pocket Dimension] [Pure Wish Fulfillment] [Everyone’s Darling] [Face-Slapping and Putting Scumbags in Their Place] Jiang Zhitong had been venting online after someone doxxed her, and suddenly she became fabulously rich overnight! Not only did she gain a fortune worth hundreds of millions, she also unexpectedly awakened a Spirit Spring Dimension. With her identity laid bare, she worried her vast wealt 37.3kReads8.0Score5.9kShelves

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    Super funny and good-looking

23. 623 开 From the Start, Exiled: I Use My Spatial Realm to Feed a Family of Loyal Heroes 开局流放，我靠空间供养满门忠烈 Yang Da杨大Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted (Completed) [Fleeing Famine + Exile + Transmigrate into a Book + Comedy + Emptying the Capital + Swapped Marriages + Putting Scumbags in Their Place + Pocket Dimension + Clear Goals for the Female Lead] On the day she inherited a fortune worth hundreds of millions, Lin Yiran was thrown by the System into hell mode She opened her eyes to find the entire loyal family pierced by a rain of arrows! She immediately activated the [Villain Rescue System] and emptied the national treasury overnight, not 7.9kReads8.8Score898Shelves
24. 624 我 I Sweep Through the Cultivation World with My Bullshit Coins 我靠吹牛币横扫修仙界 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Eastern Fantasy158k WordsOngoing "Cheeky charm + feel-good fiction + scheming + lighthearted + sly tricks + shameless + hilarious" Wu Niubi somehow hit the jackpot and got bound to a Bragging System. It’s simple and ruthless: the more outrageous his boasts, the more cultivation coins he gets! While everyone else cultivates by miserably meditating and practicing every day, pinching pennies to buy pills, he just has to flap his lips and make something up. For instance, if he yells, “I can punch the stars out of the sky,” the Syst 20Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Wu Niubi, that kid, had an incredible stroke of luck—he unexpectedly got bound to the Boasting Coin System! The system's rules are simple and brutal: the more outrageous your boasting, the more cultivation coins you get! Others cultivate immortality through daily arduous meditation, scrimping and saving on elixirs and treasures, working themselves to the bone. Only Wu Niubi relies entirely on his silver tongue to navigate the world. 🩷💜❣️

25. 625 跑 Keep Running: You Told Me to Make a Bold Claim, So Why Are You Taking It Seriously? 跑男：让你放豪言，你给我玩真的 Fa Da发炟Urban2.3M WordsCompleted [Chinese Entertainment Industry] [Stars] [Plenty of Variety Shows] [Keep Running] [Bai Lu] [Multiple Heroines] [Back to Field] [Challenges] [Peak] [The Inn] Chen Cheng transmigrated to a parallel world that was similar, yet not quite the same, and became an entertainer who had trained for two and a half years and been in the industry for two and a half years. After awakening the Great Entertainer System, he had his entire fortune wiped out on the spot and drew a skill that was both incredibly po 25.3kReads7.5Score1.8kShelves

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    Entertainment industry, hilarious

26. 626 神 The Fortune-Teller Comes Down the Mountain, and a Glamorous Older Woman Begs Him to Find Her Match 神棍下山御姐跪求红鸾 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Urban116k WordsOngoing [Urban cultivation + laugh-out-loud comedy + System + invincible hero + feng shui and metaphysics + ghost hunting and demon subjugation] Wu Xuance spent eighteen years cooped up in a mountain temple on Yandang Mountain before his master finally kicked him out. He also had to bring along Da Huang, a chatterbox mutt, and a haughty rainbow-colored cat, and read the love fortunes of eighty-one wealthy married women, or he would be struck by lightning. The moment he stepped down the mountain, the Red 9Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 627 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 56kReads9.6Score7.7kShelves

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    Super funny, super crazy, super adorable 😏

28. 628 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 106.7kReads9.7Score12.4kShelves
29. 629 男 My Boyfriend Got Out of Prison, and I Became a Rich Lady 男友出狱后，我成富太太了 Snow Sword Sect Of Gumo Island古漠岛的雪剑宗8k WordsCompleted After My Boyfriend Got Out of Prison, I Became a Rich Man’s Wife —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    You'll laugh until you're breathless; there's bound to be one that suits you.

30. 630 剿 I Went to Suppress Bandits and Found My Own Daughter, Sending Her Chancellor Father Into a Breakdown 剿匪剿到亲闺女，丞相爹爹崩溃了 A Hint of Warmth in Early Summer浅夏微暖Ancient Romance554k WordsOngoing [Silly, No Romance] [Female Lead Stands Alone] [High-Energy, No-Brainer Wish Fulfillment] In her previous life, Song Chuyi was a top-notch bandit. When her enemies surrounded her as a group, she couldn't hold out and kicked the bucket. Reborn as an orphan girl abandoned during wartime, she was born with absurdly great strength and a divine-power buff. She could snap an ancient tree with one punch. She gathered a band of refugee underlings, built a stronghold and fortifications in the mountains, 2.1kReads6.4Score168Shelves

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    I transmigrated into the body of the female lead in a melodramatic and tragic novel, and I was bound to the [Literary Inquisition: Word-Changing System]—changing a single word in a crucial plot point would rewrite reality. From then on, the plot completely collapsed. Green Tea throws coffee at me, system notification: [Su Wanwan's coffee 'accidentally' spills onto Lin Niannian] I changed "splashed" to "swallowed," and Su Wanwan tilted her head back and chugged down a whole cup of scalding hot Americano, tears streaming down her face, but she still managed a fake smile: "Sister, I didn't mean to... Hiccup." The kidnappers call, system display: [Kidnapper leader grins: 'If you know what's good for you, kneel down and call me daddy'] I changed it to "kneel down and call me mommy," and chaos erupted on the other end of the line: "Third brother, wake up! Don't pull down my pants! Who wants to see you in diapers?!" The domineering CEO is drugged, system pops up: [Fu Yechen mistakes Su Wanwan for Lin Niannian, and the two share a passionate kiss] I changed "kiss" to "beat up," and the aloof CEO Fu is seen practicing military boxing, punching Su Wanwan until she screams: "This set of boxing is dedicated to my beloved!" My scumbag ex-husband threw me a divorce agreement, demanding I leave with nothing. The system displayed: [Party A: Fu Yechen, Assets: 1 billion] I changed the "billion" to "yuan," and the next day, Mr. Fu's account was empty. He was squatting at a roadside stall begging the owner: "Can I have a plate of grilled cold noodles on credit?" I completely shattered the character settings in the entire book. Until that day, Fu Yechen, his eyes red, cornered me against the wall: "Lin Niannian, don't even think about escaping Earth—" Just as I was about to correct the words, the system suddenly popped up: [Warning! The male lead's emotional fluctuations have exceeded the limit! The text has been automatically completed to—Please marry me on the spot!] [Your free word-correction attempts have been used up. Recharge your membership for only 998!] Fu Yechen knelt on one knee and pulled out a ring: "Niannian, will you?" I looked at the pop-up and let out a heart-wrenching scream: "I! Have! No! Money!!"

31. 631 我 The Four of Us Are Mei Yi Ge People 我们四个梅姨阁是人 What Kind of Inconvenient Thing Is a Meme?梗岂是如此不便之物Anime Fanfiction113k WordsOngoing (Crossover. The author dreams up the plot and has seen the original works.) The day our whole class got hit by a truck and transmigrated, a Cybertronian magnetic-field lunatic punched me clean out of the fourth floor, pulverizing every bone in my body. The first thing I did wasn’t panic or freak out. I burned through my adrenaline, went home to delete my computer’s browsing history, and wrote on the tiles, “Though my body be shattered, I’ll leave my name unsullied.” I hadn’t even finished writin 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The title itself tells you what style it will be. Now I desperately need some brilliant ideas from the literary giants. [Crying]

32. 632 少 Cut the Nonsense—The Villain Goes All-Out 少逼逼歪歪，反派火力全开 Ninety-Nine Points九拾九分Modern Romance517k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy + adored by everyone + unhinged antics + wealthy-family ensemble + wish fulfillment] (This story contains no BL. Don’t take the comedic scenes seriously. If that bothers you, please don’t read. Best enjoyed without overthinking~) After transmigrating into a book as a rich, beautiful, brainless villain, Shang Yang was furious. Why did a villain still have to go to school?!!! If you’re rich, shouldn’t you be able to lie flat and enjoy the good life? And to make matters worse, af 101.4kReads8.9Score15kShelves

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    The bag was so funny I laughed like a pig.

33. 633 我 I’m Rewriting the Script of a Tragic Novel: Change One Word and the Whole Cast Gets Humiliated 我在虐文改剧本，改一字全员社死 A Hint of Warmth in Early Summer浅夏微暖Modern Romance64k WordsOngoing [Absurd Comedy]+ [Revenge in a Tragic Romance]+ [Text-Editing System]+ [Everyone Loses It] I transmigrated into a melodramatic tragedy and became the unlucky heroine: the domineering CEO tormented my heart, the scheming mistress smeared my name, and I even had to donate a kidney to save his white-moonlight love. Just as the scumbag was about to make me kneel in front of everyone, the [Literary Inquisition: Text-Editing System] came online Change a single character in a key plot point, and realit —Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 634 玫 When the Roses Tremble 玫瑰轻颤时 Xi Gong Qingye西宫清野Modern Romance231k WordsCompleted [Long-planned love + love after marriage + an exemplary graduate of the gentleman's code + sweet, dazzling beauty + both leads are virgins] [Short drama now available] When Tang Ruo first meets Bo Yanting, he tells her to call him “big brother.” She keeps calling him that for more than a decade. But in their seventh year together, Bo Yanting falls for someone else. A stubborn, clumsy intern joins the company. He goes from calling her “that woman” and “idiot” to, eventually, “baby.” Later, the in 11.7kReads9.2Score970Shelves

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    🌈A young man's slap shattered love and memories. When the time was right, joy was fleeting, but anger struck first; she threw herself into another's arms, and he alone regretted it.

35. 635 满 A Max-Level Expert Crashes Five Hags, and Their Secret Identities Are Revealed Everywhere 满级大佬闯五哈，马甲掉一地 Ink Pen Makes a Book墨笔成书Urban1.0M WordsOngoing Updated regularly every day, with no breaks. Thank you for your support! I was hit by a car in an accident and spent about a month in the hospital. I was a bit out of it, so the plot went off track for a while. It’s back on the main storyline now!!! [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Everyday life] [Variety shows] [System] [Entertainment industry] [One female lead] [Rising star] White Ye went out to buy breakfast and had an incredible stroke of luck: he ended up in Blue Star, a parallel world to Earth! Tha 26.7kReads7.1Score1.6kShelves

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36. 636 日 Washing Diapers Every Day, the Demon Lord Villain Has Had Enough 日日洗尿布，反派魔尊他不干了 Lush Green Mountains青山葱葱11k WordsCompleted Washing diapers day after day, the villainous Demon Lord has had enough 199Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 637 这 These CEOs Are No Good! It's My Turn! 这届霸总不行！还得我上！ A Pomelo一颗胡柚Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted Comedy + Female Growth + No Rivalry Between Women + Super-Strong Heroine + A Non-Domineering CEO Love Interest, but the Main Plot Is Protecting a Delicate Flower] [A digital snack with a strong office-life flavor. Come give it a try!] [The delicate flower will gradually grow and awaken in every way. The journey is lighthearted and won’t make you angry. Our heroine gets even when she’s wronged, so enjoy without worry!] Lin Nuan discovers she’s a throwaway character in a CEO romance 6.3kReads8.9Score932Shelves
38. 638 港 Hong Kong Crossover: Building a Business Empire 港综：建立商业帝国 Riding a Donkey to Chop Potatoes骑驴砍土豆Male-Channel Fanfiction418k WordsOngoing Hong Kong crime drama + business + multiple women + gang fights + war Yang Fan lucked into the world of Hong Kong crime dramas. To enjoy a more carefree life, he set out to make money! He started with smuggling, then brought various underlings under his wing and built his own business empire. {The blurb doesn’t do it justice, so give it a try! Thanks to all you guys who are every bit as handsome as Daniel Wu!} 11.7kReads7.3Score534Shelves

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    You can give it a try!

39. 639 四 The Security Guard from Azeroth in the Siheyuan 四合院，艾泽拉斯来的保安王 Abnormal People Research Center不正常人研究中心Male-Channel Fanfiction249k WordsCompleted In 1959, at Courtyard No. 95 on Nanluoguxiang, Zhang Xiaoqiang, the boss of a security company with ten thousand employees, transmigrated into this world. He took over the three-story private residence in the western courtyard that his father had left him, bound himself to a level-80 World of Warcraft System, and gained ten thousand gold in game currency, every class's skills, and a fully enhanced body. Starting out as an officer in the steel mill's security department, he was a ruthless schemer 113Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Both are good

40. 640 大 The Tang Dynasty’s Fine Prince 大唐好贤王 The Six Arts of the Gentlemen君子六艺Historical3.3M WordsCompleted [Funny and Stress-Relieving + Fiery Battles + Alternate History + “A Loving Father and Filial Son” + Top-Tier Jokesters Teaming Up + No System, Just a Golden Finger + Deep Grandparent-Grandchild Bond] In an alternate universe, in another Tang dynasty, the blood of the Xuanwu Gate Incident stained the flagstones beneath the palace walls red, and a different legend of the prosperous Tang began! Li Kuan, the second prince raised by his grandmother, Empress Dowager Taimu, survived a brush with dea 56.2kReads9.4Score4.8kShelves

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    Watch carefully, learn carefully. I laughed like a pig in the middle of the night.

41. 641 藏 Hidden in Midsummer 藏于盛夏 Autumn Chill秋日凉Modern Romance308k WordsCompleted A heads-up before you start ❗️: One of the side couples is a gay couple, so please skip this if that bothers you. [The print edition under the same title is now available] [Healing × Love that grows over time × Angsty school romance] Sweet, gentle, well-behaved student × rebellious, handsome bad boy That midsummer seemed hotter than any before. The girl in the graduation photo smiled sweetly, with a boy in a white shirt grinning boldly behind her. They met in midsummer, and parted in midsummer t 84.5kReads9.6Score14.8kShelves
42. 642 四 Siheyuan: Sending Little Jia to His Doom First 四合院，开局先送小贾下去 Abnormal People Research Center不正常人研究中心Male-Channel Fanfiction710k WordsCompleted An '80s-born homebody plays private servers of World of Warcraft and Fantasy Westward Journey. One stormy day, he gets struck by lightning while on the phone and transmigrates to the late 1950s, into the world of Love in the Courtyard. See how he takes on and toys with the courtyard's beasts in this slice-of-life story. It was originally going to be called: Courtyard: Two Systems Fight Each Other from the Start, but the title didn't get approved. (New book: Courtyard: The Security Chief from Aze 3.2kReads6.3Score133Shelves
43. 643 港 Hong Kong Crossover: I Join Keung from the Start 港综：开局就和靓坤混 Riding a Donkey to Chop Potatoes骑驴砍土豆Male-Channel Fanfiction711k WordsCompleted A stroke of luck brings him to the Hong Kong crime-drama world. He’d planned to live an ordinary life, but it turns out the big boss is Keung. Underling: The boss is amazing, but he keeps a low profile. Hong Kong police: Mr. Cao is a real saint among the gangsters. Villain: Our money’s been robbed again. It’s definitely that bastard Fan. 56.5kReads8.3Score2.5kShelves
44. 644 这 This Protagonist Won't Take Orders, So I'm Done 这届主角不服管，老子不干了 Maple Drifts Past Chang'an枫过长安Urban2.2M WordsCompleted [Recruiting protagonists + ensemble cast + slow start] The black-hearted System gives me an impossible mission: make the urban war god, the miraculous doctor, the martial arts prodigy, the Dragon King God of War, the reincarnated emperor, the blind Sword Sovereign, the reincarnation, the reborn one... submit to me. What the hell? They’re all absurdly powerful protagonists. You expect them to take me as their boss? I quit! 101kReads9.6Score11.4kShelves
45. 645 直 Livestream Shenanigans: My Antics Have the Whole Internet Dying of Embarrassment! 直播整活：我整的活，全网社死！ Ji Lun Quan 9季伦劝9Urban433k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted Comedy + Meme References + Power Fantasy + Livestream Shenanigans] Lu Chuan transmigrates to a parallel world and joins a livestream show. As luck would have it, he binds to the Explosive System. By completing its outrageous challenges and earning secondhand embarrassment points from those around him, he can exchange them for all kinds of reward packs. But the System's missions gradually grow more and more absurd. [Livestream mission: Hit on a young woman on the street, add her as 4.1kReads6.4Score250Shelves

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    Laughing until my stomach hurts

46. 646 无 Endless Summer 无尽夏 dearfairyModern Romance109k WordsCompleted At seventeen, Jiang Wu had refined features, a tall, straight build, and grades that kept him firmly at the top of the year. He was the undisputed heartthrob of No. 4 High School, and through the height of summer, Sheng Xia loved him carefully, never daring to let anyone know. Years passed in the blink of an eye. She became a famous actress adored by the public, while the heartthrob of her youth had become utterly ordinary. Once upon a time, someone loved you for a long, long time. - "Sunny Day" 1.4kReads9.2Score218Shelves
47. 647 灵 Supernatural: I Exorcise Ghosts with Force and Scare the School Beauty Out of Her Wits 灵异：暴力驱鬼，我把校花吓懵了 Cold Words and Leng Words冷言leng语Mystery1.7M WordsCompleted [Supernatural + comedy + System. If you read the first 30 chapters and don't laugh, come roast me!] On Zhang Wei’s first day of college, a blood-red sun hung in the sky and his entire class was dragged into a ghost realm. Just then, his Ghost-Teasing System awakened! With the whole class under a ghost’s curse, the campus belle, Lu Lianxue, had no choice but to reveal her hidden identity: a disciple of Longhu Mountain and a member of the Exorcism Bureau. But before she could show off her skills.. 29.3kReads9.1Score2.5kShelves
48. 648 难 Unbearable! Mr. Ji Flirts Openly and Coaxes Me in Secret 难以招架！季总他明撩暗哄 Qiao Xixi乔希希Modern Romance307k WordsCompleted (Story complete) [Both leads are romantically inexperienced + marriage before love + secret crush comes true + second male lead wins her heart + scumbag pursues his ex-wife to no avail] [Versatile classical dancer × a wolf in sheep’s clothing who loves to put on an act] Li Yang liked Shen Ci and pursued him for eight years with all her heart. On Shen Ci’s birthday, Li Yang finally learned just how insignificant she was in his eyes. “If anything happens to Mu Yao, your life won’t be enough to mak 2.8kReads9.0Score237Shelves
49. 649 选 You Chose Me as Censor, Li Shimin, So Why Are You Crying? 选我当御史，李世民你哭什么 Zhang Invincible张无敌Historical4.1M WordsOngoing [Hilarious, satisfying, lighthearted, historical, ancient China] Cheng Jun transmigrated to the third year of the Zhenguan era in the Tang Dynasty, becoming the son of the military officer Cheng Yaojin. As it happened, Li Shimin was recruiting imperial censors! Years later, Li Shimin said to the Crown Prince, “Cheng Jun is a peerless sword of our Great Tang. Only a virtuous person can wield him. You're young, so I'll leave him to you.” The Crown Prince burst into tears. “I don't want it anymore! 45.4kReads9.0Score3kShelves
50. 650 搞 Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑！我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了 Guardian of the Eternal Night永夜守护Eastern Fantasy577k WordsOngoing [Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but 5.2kReads8.2Score441Shelves

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    The gang leader just gave this girl a name, what was it again? Oh, I remember, Dead Fish. Such a beautiful girl, why give her such a name? Looks like the gang leader wants to eat fish, but there are only frogs in this area, we rarely see fish! [Shy][thinking]

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