Hilarious, Unhinged, Laugh-Until-You-Squeal Stories That’ll Get You in Trouble with Mom 爆笑！抽风！笑出猪叫声妈见打系列搞笑高分文

1. 551 朕 I’m Dead, But Not Entirely 朕死了，但没完全死 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚11k WordsCompleted I Am Dead, But Not Entirely 2.1kReads—Score—Shelves
2. 552 合 My Roommate Is a Big Shot 合租室友是大佬 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊24k WordsCompleted My Roommate Is a Big Shot 4Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 553 坠 The God Who Fell into the Demonic Path 坠入魔道的神 Life Is Like Jade人生如玉Eastern Fantasy2.4M WordsCompleted Legend has it that this world is bound by the Heavenly Dao, and only by devouring it can one empower oneself and rise to a higher plane. One day, a Heavenly Dao tomb from a higher plane descended into the mortal world and chose an infant, entering the child's body. From then on, a vast conspiracy gradually unfolded around this child. A lone star of ill fortune descended to the mortal realm, all living beings suffered, and the Divine Clan was destroyed. See how the heaven-chosen youth navigate 18.1kReads8.9Score1.7kShelves
4. 554 我 Something’s Off About My Consort: Why Is He Prettier Than I Am? 我的驸马不对劲：他怎么长得比我还娇艳 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted My Prince Consort Is Acting Strange: Why Is He Prettier Than Me? 560Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 555 影 The Movie Emperor Doesn’t Stick to the Script 影帝他不按剧本来 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance30k WordsCompleted The Movie Emperor Doesn’t Stick to the Script 19Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 556 凡 Mortal Cultivation, Beginning with Starlight 凡人修仙，从星光开始 Life Is Like Jade人生如玉Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted An ordinary boy is chosen by a star and sent from Earth to another world. His fate is changed forever, and he begins his cultivation journey in this unfamiliar land. He stumbles through cultivation, treading as carefully as if on thin ice, all so he can find his way home. But being reborn was simply a fate that had been ordained... 3kReads7.3Score222Shelves
7. 557 朕 My Harem Just Wants to Run Away, and My Ministers Just Want to Rebel 朕的后宫只想跑路，朕的臣子只想造反 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚12k WordsCompleted My Harem Just Wants to Run Away, and My Ministers Just Want to Rebel 740Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 558 为 For That Dream, I Will Split Heaven and Earth 为了那个梦，我要开天辟地 Life Is Like Jade人生如玉Eastern Fantasy598k WordsCompleted Legend has it that everything in this world is an illusion. This world is merely a dream of yours. As long as you exist, this world exists. When you are gone, it will naturally crumble and vanish... Wang Bin lost his world, lost his dream. For the sake of that dream and the person he loved most, he would split open the heavens and cleave the earth. He would create that world... 528Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 559 老 After My Husband Cheated, The 老公出轨后，我和小三的“爸爸”成了连襟 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted After My Husband Cheated, I Became Family by Marriage with My Mistress's "Dad" 20Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 560 死 Only After I Died Did I Discover My Ex Was a Werewolf 死后才发现前任是狼人 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊24k WordsCompleted Only After I Died Did I Discover My Ex Was a Werewolf 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    At the moment the car overturned and plunged off the cliff, William witnessed his gentle boyfriend of two years sprout wolf ears in the passenger seat. Even more absurdly, a vampire suddenly appeared in the back seat and began fighting with his boyfriend. He died with his eyes wide open, filled with rage. When Lu Ci woke up, she stood in the square of a ghost town called "Border City," a scrolling message in front of her: "You are dead. Please do not panic." To her left, her ex-boyfriend knelt on the ground, his eyes red with tears, apologizing. To her right, the vampire handed her a business card: "Hello, I'm your neighbor."

11. 561 地 Two Menaces from the Underworld Have the Whole City Eavesdropping on Their Gossip 地府两祸害，惹得全城偷听八卦 The Fishpond Owner Likes Fishing鱼塘主要钓鱼Ancient Romance662k WordsCompleted [Eavesdropping on Inner Thoughts + Golden Finger + Everyone’s Favorite] Note: There is a male lead! The Underworld has two great nuisances: one is a flower, and the other is a book. After the Book of Life and Death, which governs all things in the world, gained sentience, it took advantage of its innate gifts to gossip all day and do no work. After a thousand years, a Manjusaka flower took human form. The King of Hell saw that she had potential and made an exception, appointing her as Granny Men 35.1kReads9.0Score3.7kShelves

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    This is an amazing novel! It cracked me up! Hahaha, it's so funny! I haven't read such a good novel in a long time. The characters' inner thoughts and reactions are perfectly portrayed. It's hilarious! Two scourges from the underworld have arrived, and the entire court is trembling with fear.

12. 562 全 Everyone in the Sect Is a Reborn Big Shot Except Me, the Real Rookie 全宗门都是重生大佬，只有我是真菜鸟 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚9k WordsCompleted Everyone in the Sect Is a Reborn Big Shot Except Me, the One Real Rookie 54Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 563 总 The CEO Has Fallen for Her 总裁他沦陷了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊23k WordsCompleted The CEO Has Fallen for Her 71Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 564 我 My Items Have Come to Life 我的道具成精了 Never Lao Ba绝不老八Urban1.1M WordsCompleted This book is adapted from the author's real experiences. Any resemblance to actual events is purely coincidental. This book brings together transmigration, spiritual qi revival, the Primordial World, and other genres, but it is neither a traditional transmigration story nor a traditional spiritual qi revival or Primordial World story. Shen Fei is a prop master who has spent years working in the film industry. By chance, he transmigrates to Blue Star, only to discover that the prop warehouse he h —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I laughed like a pig in the middle of the night. It's my favorite novel of this century, bar none.

15. 565 穿 The Villainess Who Became the Fake Girlfriend of an Amnesiac Big Shot 穿成假冒失忆大佬女友的恶毒女配 Wen Qi闻栖Modern Romance502k WordsCompleted [Print edition signed] [Everyday life / A slow-burn romance / Cohabitation before love / Both leads have no other romantic partners / Sweet romance] After transmigrating, Song Yunfei becomes the villainess who pretends to be the girlfriend of an amnesiac CEO. In the original novel, the villainess accidentally hit the CEO of Yanjin Group with her car. Afraid of going to jail, she pretended to be his girlfriend while he had amnesia. She even lied that he was a poor nobody, then took him to a remot 66.1kReads9.2Score8.9kShelves

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    I've been suffering from a reading slump for a long time, but I've found a new book to hook me! I'm laughing and crying all the time. The author is amazing, the characters are so realistic, and the immersion is incredible.

16. 566 8 Technician No. 88: The Saintess of Yaochi 88号技师瑶池圣女 Old Cat on the Street街头老猫Urban98k WordsOngoing [Heavenly Orbit, Part Two] [Comedy] [Corruption] [Ensemble Cast] [Everyone Is Evil] [Sin and Calamity] In this world, every sin has its price, and every calamity has its master. And every calamity stems from a sin that can never be repaid. Hello, sir. Technician No. 88, the Holy Maiden of Yaochi, is delighted to serve you... 211Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm]

17. 567 雪 A Ski Slope Fall Brought Me a Doctor Childhood Friend 雪场摔出个竹马医生 Ling Xing, Who Loves Snow Lotus and Red Date Soup爱吃雪莲红枣汤的凌星Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted A Fall at the Ski Resort Brought Me a Childhood-Friend Doctor 11Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Lighthearted, fun, and funny

18. 568 我 Before My Dad Died, He Set Me Up with the Wildest Man in Beijing 我爸临终前，给我点了个京圈最野的男人 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted Before my dad died, he set me up with the wildest man in the capital's inner circle —Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 569 师 Senior Brother, I Can’t Sleep Either! 师兄，我也失眠！ Ten Thousand Gu万蛊21k WordsCompleted Senior Brother, I Can't Sleep Either! 5Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 570 恋 King of Dating Shows, I’m the Best at Going Off the Rails 恋综王中王，发癫我最强 Old Luo Earns Money to Raise His Daughter老罗赚钱养女儿Modern Romance733k WordsCompleted [Unhinged Actress × Hidden Big Shot × Dating Show × Fake and Real Heiresses] Lin Zhi transmigrates into an angsty romance novel. A broken family, a man who called off their engagement, no money, and no parents. When the original novel’s male lead forces her to donate blood to the female lead, she goes berserk on the spot: “You want my blood? I’ll rip your skin off!” On a dating show, the original novel’s heroine feigns weakness and illness, then asks her to give her a massage. Lin Zhi smashes th 2kReads9.0Score350Shelves
21. 571 校 Every Campus Beauty Has a System, Yet I Still Get to Have My Cake and Eat It Too 校花们人手一个系统，我软饭硬吃 Thirteenth Master of the Chen Family陈家十三爷Urban859k WordsCompleted [Complete + subverts the usual tropes + feel-good romance + brand-new premise + campus beauty] The new book is now being serialized. Old fans are welcome to check it out! Chen Xin, a junior in college, suddenly gets the “Living Off Women While Calling the Shots System,” and from then on, his life takes a very different turn! Because his System can give beautiful women subsidiary systems! The aloof campus beauty instantly turns into a lovesick simp... 28.6kReads7.2Score2.4kShelves

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    This is hilarious!

22. 572 中 I Won Fifty Million, So I Quit the Rat Race 中奖五千万，我直接退出内卷大赛 Ling Xing, Who Loves Snow Lotus and Red Date Soup爱吃雪莲红枣汤的凌星9k WordsCompleted I Won Fifty Million, So I Quit the Rat Race on the Spot 13Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 573 系 The System Forced Me to Be a Simp, So I Simped the School Bully into Becoming My Real Boyfriend 系统逼我当舔狗，我把校霸舔成了真男友 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The System Forced Me to Be a Simp, So I Turned the School Bully into My Real Boyfriend 50Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 574 我 I Became My Wife's Contract Beast 我成了妻子的契约兽 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance11k WordsCompleted I Became My Wife's Contract Beast 5Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 575 带 Taking My Sister-in-Law on the Path to Immortality 带嫂子修仙记 Fate's One-Slash Style命运一刀流Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsOngoing The rating has just been posted and will rise later. A mortal's journey, with steady growth. Sun Dongliang and his sister-in-law were sold together and sent deep into the mountains to toil. They were destined to be buried there for the rest of their lives. But he had a mysterious treasure bottle. It could automatically detect and capture spirit beasts! It could remove impurities and turn junk into treasure! His low-grade cultivation techniques could be directly enhanced into high-grade technique 47.8kReads8.5Score2.3kShelves

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    I couldn't sleep that night and searched for ages before finally finding this book. It was so good, like something out of Taobao! [Laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing]

26. 576 算 Fortune-Telling, Healing, and Solving Cases: You Call Them Side Jobs 算命，看病，破案，你说都是兼职 Ying Youxian楹有闲Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [All-powerful heroine + reborn + revenge on scumbags + feel-good fiction + entertainment industry + national-treasure-level darling] In her previous life, Shen Sang was tricked by her stepmother and younger sister into giving up her ancestral treasure, then met a tragic death. After experiencing 49 different worlds, she is reborn at the very scene where they tried to deceive her. Although she managed to keep the family heirloom, she has just been disfigured and vilified across the internet, and 36.1kReads9.2Score5.5kShelves
27. 577 傲 My Tsundere Lucky Carp Secretly Stacks Good-Luck Buffs for Me Every Day 傲娇锦鲤天天偷偷给我叠好运buff Ling Xing, Who Loves Snow Lotus and Red Date Soup爱吃雪莲红枣汤的凌星7k WordsCompleted My Tsundere Koi Fish Secretly Stacks Good-Luck Buffs for Me Every Day 2Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 578 前 My Ex Dumped Me, So I Became His Stepmom 前男友甩了我，我反手成了他后妈 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted My Ex Dumped Me, So I Became His Stepmom —Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 579 虫 The Zerg General Complains About Her Husband Every Day 虫族女将军每天都在吐槽老公 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted The Zerg Female General Complains About Her Husband Every Day 2Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 580 豪 The Beloved of a Wealthy Family, the Metaphysics Master Rises to Power in High Society 豪门团宠，玄学大佬在上流圈杀疯 A Sour Little Mandarin一颗酸桔子Modern Romance519k WordsCompleted The rating just came out. It'll slowly go up! [Occult powers + feel-good wish fulfillment + strong heroine + ghost hunting + fortune-telling + pampered by everyone + no romance] [Main plotline + episodic stories] There's a new piece of gossip among Xincheng's elite: the Shen family's long-lost youngest daughter has been found. As soon as she returned, she severed her eldest brother's romantic ties, tormented her younger brother until he was skin and bones, and even dared to hit her own grandmoth 11.1kReads9.3Score1.5kShelves
31. 581 重 Reunited in the Civil Service! My Elementary School Desk Mate Is So Good at Spoiling Me 重逢体制内！我的小学同桌超会宠 Ling Xing, Who Loves Snow Lotus and Red Date Soup爱吃雪莲红枣汤的凌星8k WordsCompleted Reunited in the Civil Service! My Elementary School Desk Mate Spoils Me Rotten 8Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 582 两 My Two Childhood Friends Broke Up, but I’m the One Who Got the Short End of the Stick 两个发小闹分手，倒霉的却是我 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted My Two Childhood Friends Broke Up, but I Was the One Who Suffered 106Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 583 这 What a Clever Adultery Bust 这奸，捉得妙 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊21k WordsCompleted What a perfect time to catch them in the act 344Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Lin Musheng never imagined that at 1:30 AM, she would be standing in the corridor of the fifth floor of the teachers' dormitory, wearing a Pikachu-print nightgown, being yelled at by a man through a megaphone as a "lovers in adultery." Even more outrageous, the man was her ex-husband. And most absurdly, her so-called "lovers in adultery"... Was standing half a step behind her, one hand on the doorframe, the other slowly adjusting his shirt collar, his face showing no sign of panic, but rather a calm "I'll see what tricks you have up your sleeve."

34. 584 天 A Divine Pet from the Heavens: My Contract Beast Goes Woof-Woof 天降神宠：我的契约兽会旺旺叫 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊23k WordsCompleted A Divine Pet Falls from the Sky: My Contract Beast Says "Woof Woof" 2Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 585 将 The General Wants to Lay Down His Armor 将军要卸甲 A Mere Mortal in This World1984世间一俗人1984Ancient Romance915k WordsCompleted Before transmigrating, Lin Qi was the owner of a private company. Somehow, she ended up in the Great Qian dynasty, an alternate historical world ravaged by years of war, where the people were suffering and famine had struck. See how she turns her circumstances around and rises to the top… 5.3kReads9.0Score532Shelves

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    The second book is hilarious; every insult is different and funny, hahaha, it's so interesting!

36. 586 被 Cast Down the Mountain, the Mystic Prodigy Goes on a Rampage 被踹下山后，玄学小祖宗她杀疯了 Su Mian夙眠Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Metaphysics + Face-Slapping + Feel-Good Romance + The Chasing-Her-To-The-Crematorium Trope] The little grandmaster of the mystic arts was brought home as the real heiress. Unfortunately, the family already had a fake heiress who was the apple of everyone’s eye. Whenever the fake heiress got upset, everyone blamed her without even asking what had happened. Jiang Li was not about to put up with that kind of treatment! When the fake heiress made trouble and played the victim, Jiang Li could expose 1.8kReads8.9Score235Shelves
37. 587 弹 The Comments Told Me to Stay Away from the Male Lead, So I Ripped Off His Bathrobe 弹幕劝我别碰男主，我反手扯掉他浴袍 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚11k WordsCompleted The Comments Told Me to Stay Away from the Male Lead, So I Tore Off His Bathrobe Instead 934Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 588 那 That Night, She Made Me Remember Her for a Lifetime 那一夜，她让我记一辈子 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted That night, she made me remember her for the rest of my life 602Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 589 兽 Beast World: Suspicious of His Mate, the Wolf King Begs Me to Forgive Him 兽世疑妻：狼王老公求放过 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊14k WordsCompleted A Wife in the Beast World? The Wolf King Begs Me to Let Him Go 16Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 590 黑 There’s a Bone Spirit in Black Wind Stronghold, and Her Fearsome Reputation Precedes Her! 黑风寨有只白骨精，她凶名在外！ Zhuozhuo着着Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [No Romance + System + Farming + Absurd Comedy] When Shen Tao transmigrated, her father, Old Shen, had just kicked the bucket. Shen Tao took over as the boss of Blackwind Stronghold. Worried she might get herself killed, Shen Tao tried desperately to put these newly recruited bandits on the straight and narrow. The people of Blackwind Stronghold were so uneducated that they watched Shen Tao call a promissory note an extortion letter and nodded along in agreement. Only magic can defeat magic. To 9.8kReads9.3Score1.5kShelves
41. 591 末 On the Day of the Apocalypse, a Six-Foot-Tall Man-Mom Fell from the Sky 末日那天，天上掉下来一个一米九的男妈妈 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚8k WordsCompleted On the Day of the Apocalypse, a Six-Foot-Two Mama-Boy Fell from the Sky 39Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 592 禁 Forbidden Surrender: Monday Through Thursday, I Belong to Him 禁忌沉沦：周一到周四，我是他的 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted Forbidden Descent: Monday to Thursday, I Belong to Him 304Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 593 我 My Insect Emperor Is a Force to Be Reckoned With 我的虫皇超能打 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊12k WordsCompleted My Insect Emperor Hits Hard 9Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 594 长 Ten Billion Years of Immortality: I Lay Low Until I Become an Immortal Emperor 长生10亿年，苟成仙帝再出山 Beneath the Peach Blossoms桃花之下Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [Relaxed + Everyday Life + Witty and Funny + Extreme Caution... Enter at your own risk!] Qin Shou is reborn into a world of cultivation, where a [Myriad Worlds Fortune Wheel] appears in his mind. He can spin it once a day. But after 59 straight years of getting nothing but [Thanks for Playing], Qin Shou is on the verge of despair. At last, when Qin Shou is 60 and about to die of old age, he wins the “Myriad Worlds Fortune Grand Prize”! [Chaos Spirit Root: One of the nine highest-grade spirit roo 5.9kReads7.9Score426Shelves

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    Funny, lighthearted, heartwarming, and hilarious!

45. 595 三 A Silver Tongue Conquers the World 三寸不烂打天下 Caribbean Mantis加勒比海刀螂Historical218k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + Political Intrigue + Carefully Crafted Details + Transmigration + Strong Moral Compass + High Intelligence + Ensemble Cast + No Golden Fingers + Masterful Detail + Brisk Pacing] A low-level delivery rider transmigrates into the body of a fool and marries two women from the start. What kind of chemistry will modern pickup lines, an ordinary person’s perspective, and iconic pop songs create in ancient times? What’s it like to give the emperor a bath? How do you use a handsome man to p 101Reads9.3Score179Shelves

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    Having sound values ​​and a genuinely happy smile—these qualities are hard to find these days.

46. 596 五 The Boyfriend I Rented for 500 Yuan Is My Boss’s Brother 五百块租来的男友，是我老板的哥哥 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The Boyfriend I Rented for 500 Yuan Is My Boss's Older Brother 1.8kReads—Score—Shelves
47. 597 爸 Dad, I’m Not Going 爸爸，我不去 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted Dad, I Don't Want to Go 342Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 598 无 After Being Acquitted 无罪释放后 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted After Being Acquitted 1Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 599 港 Hong Kong Crossover: I'm Still Way Too Dependent on Fei Mao 港综：朕还是太依赖肥猫了 Murong Chui, Who Likes Taro喜欢毛芋的慕容垂Male-Channel Fanfiction345k WordsOngoing [Unhinged protagonist + a System that makes people’s beliefs come true + Hong Kong crime-comedy crossover + wish fulfillment + comedy] A Gou transmigrates into a Hong Kong crime-comedy universe. From the start, a blow to the head leaves him a little crazy, and he awakens the “Believe It and It Comes True System.” As long as someone believes his nonsense, he gains the corresponding ability! Fat Cat believes he can use the Hadouken, and A Gou can take on the underworld with nothing but a rolling p 179Reads6.8Score—Shelves

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    This is a Hong Kong variety show, and it's hilarious. Check it out!

50. 600 重 Reborn and Rejecting the Marriage, I Left the Scumbag and His Cousin Red-Faced 重生拒婚，我把渣男和他表妹的脸打肿了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Ancient Romance6k WordsCompleted Reborn and Refusing the Marriage, I Beat My Jerk Ex and His Cousin Black and Blue 205Reads—Score—Shelves

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