Hilarious, Unhinged, Laugh-Until-You-Squeal Stories That’ll Get You in Trouble with Mom 爆笑！抽风！笑出猪叫声妈见打系列搞笑高分文

1. 501 光 All Beings Beneath the Light 光遇众生 The Quiet Duke静谧的公爵Anime Fanfiction976k WordsOngoing Adventure + high-IQ showdowns + suspicious, scheming characters + no female lead + ensemble cast + slow pace + revelations about the world’s truth, layer by layer (A Sky: Children of the Light fanfiction) After transmigrating into the world of Sky: Children of the Light, the Duke becomes a Light Child manipulated by the ancestors. “Go make an offering,” they say. “It is your supreme glory.” He believes them and fights his way forward with his companions, only to discover the horrifying truth aft 157Reads—Score—Shelves

   Reader note

   Niche, slow-paced, but once you're in, you can't get out.

2. 502 你 You're Poor. What Does That Have to Do with Me? 你穷，关我屁事 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted You’re broke. What’s that got to do with me? 32Reads—Score—Shelves

   Reader note

   Share something funny 🙌

3. 503 她 She's My Underling and My Wife 她是我小弟，也是我老婆 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊27k WordsCompleted She's My Little Brother, and Also My Wife 962Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 504 司 The Fate Emperor Owes Me Three Hundred Thousand 司命帝君欠我三十万 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted The Fate Emperor Owes Me Three Hundred Thousand 8Reads—Score—Shelves

   Reader note

   The Old Man of the Moon welded the red thread between me and Li Chengyuan shut three times, and I pried it apart three times. The fourth time, he used electric welding, sealing it tightly. So, on the day I ascended to heaven, I casually shattered the marriage stone as well. Li Chengyuan waited for me for three lifetimes on the other side of the lightning tribulation, grinning like a fool. The Old Man of the Moon chased after me, yelling that I was defying the heavens, and I said, "My destiny is my own to decide." Sweet? I've bent the heavens!

5. 505 闺 My Best Friend Mocked Me for Marrying a Poor Guy. Fifteen Years Later, I Took Her to Dinner Wearing Gold Bangles on Every Finger 闺蜜嫌我嫁穷小子，十五年后我戴满金镯请她吃饭 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted My best friend mocked me for marrying a poor guy. Fifteen years later, I wore gold bangles from wrist to elbow and took her out to dinner 19Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 506 分 After We Started Sleeping Apart, My Dao Companion and I Made an Ancient Curse Explode 分房睡后，我和道侣把上古咒印气炸了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊12k WordsCompleted After We Started Sleeping in Separate Rooms, My Dao Companion and I Drove the Ancient Curse Seal Mad 18Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 507 东 Northeastern China’s Absurd Cultivation: Nobody’s Reliable 东北沙雕修仙：全员不靠谱 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsOngoing [Northeastern China Comedy Cultivation] [Lighthearted Humor] [Fantasy Xianxia] [Sword Cultivator] [System] [One Female Lead] [Nobody Has It Together] While everyone else cultivates by flying through the sky on swords, Lu Qingheng's very first day of cultivation ends with his ancestral sword case ordering him to go patch a wall. The old case won't give him divine arts, spirit stones, or an invincible cheat. It only smokes, spits out notes, assigns chores, and shifts the blame. [Beginner Quest: Pa 136Reads—Score—Shelves

   Reader note

   Happy and joyful every day

8. 508 边 The Fearless Frontier Soldier: From Death Row Camp to Marquis Champion 边军悍卒：从死囚营到冠军侯 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Historical1.6M WordsOngoing Lu Chen was once a low-ranking soldier in a borderland death-row camp, someone who would not live to see tomorrow. He is forced into the tangled conflict between the Hexi frontier army, the grassland tribes, and the imperial court. With no illustrious background and no powerful patron to protect him, all he can do is climb up from the mud with a blade, sheer grit, and one military achievement after another. Snow and wind batter the border city, royal banners whip in the gale, and old debts and n 41Reads—Score101Shelves
9. 509 戴 With the Golden Band, I Can’t Love You; Without It, I Can’t Save You 戴上金箍不能爱你，不戴金箍不能救你 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Male-Channel Fanfiction17k WordsCompleted With the golden circlet on, I can’t love you. Without it, I can’t save you. —Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 510 我 The Useless Husband I’ve Raised for Eight Years 我养了八年的废物老公 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊12k WordsCompleted My Useless Husband, Whom I’ve Raised for Eight Years 41Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 511 逍 The Carefree Young Prince Rises 逍遥小世子崛起 SangeneHistorical2.1M WordsCompleted While carrying out a special mission for China, Song Yang was killed in action. Fortunately, he transmigrated into the body of a good-for-nothing official’s son in a different time and place in ancient times. Armed with his modern memories, he lay low until he had learned the rules of this world, then began his journey to turn his life around: crushing the Xiongnu, pacifying Jiaozhi, and rising to marquis and chancellor... 15kReads8.3Score1.9kShelves

    Reader note

    It's so good! I highly recommend it. It's the only book I've ever stayed up all night reading. I haven't encountered one like it in ages.

12. 512 深 The Abyssal Demon Lord Fell in Love with Me 深渊魔主爱上我 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊15k WordsCompleted The Abyssal Demon Lord Falls for Me 27Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 513 订 On the Night of My Engagement, I Had a Date with a Stranger 订婚当晚，我约了陌生男人 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted On the Night of My Engagement, I Had a Date with a Stranger 33Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 514 杂 A Servant with Heaven-Defying Comprehension: I Can Dismantle Every Cultivation Technique 杂役悟性逆天：我能拆解天下功法 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Eastern Fantasy456k WordsCompleted Lin Yuan transmigrates to a world of cultivation and becomes the most inconspicuous menial disciple of the Tai Xuan Sect. While others painstakingly cultivate their techniques, he can spot their flaws at a glance. While others fight over inheritances, he can take fragmented texts, formation diagrams, alchemy recipes, and magical artifacts apart and rebuild them layer by layer. From the servants' quarters to the inner sect, from secret-realm palaces to the grand debate across the Nine Provinces, 128Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 515 他 The Bunny in His Phone Calls Me Big Sister 他手机里的兔子叫我姐姐 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted The rabbit on his phone calls me Big Sister. 323Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 516 师 Master, You Said the Three Realms Were at Peace 师尊他说，三界太平 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted Master Says the Three Realms Are at Peace 1Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 517 模 Simulated Universe: I Became the Creator God in the Cultivation World 模拟宇宙：我在修真界当创世神 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Sci-Fi & Apocalypse299k WordsCompleted Have you ever suddenly forgotten what you were about to do? Do you sometimes feel that someone is watching you from beyond the world? Have you ever felt, for just a moment, that your own name or the names of your loved ones were unfamiliar? Have you ever given something your all, only to always fall short at the very last step? Don't be afraid. It may not be your imagination. Your world might just be an AI simulator. And your life is a bug written badly by some lazy agent, which hasn't gotten ar 12Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 518 为 I Spoiled Her for Three Months to Get a Divorce 为了离婚，我宠了她三个月 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊12k WordsCompleted I Doted on Her for Three Months to Get a Divorce 52Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 519 我 I Accidentally Awakened the Myriad Demon King 我把万妖王嘤醒了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Ancient Romance19k WordsCompleted I Woke the Myriad Demon King with a Meow 3Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 520 他 The Day He Died, She Put on Her School Uniform 他死的那天，她穿上了校服 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted The Day He Died, She Put on Her School Uniform 15Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 521 我 My Wife Collected Eight Hundred Years of Pay at Our Sect, Until I Discovered She'd Been Taking My Tribulations for Me 我老婆在宗门发了八百年工资，直到我发现她是替我挡劫 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted My Wife Has Been Drawing Her Sect’s Pay for Eight Hundred Years, Until I Realized She Was Taking My Place to Avert My Tribulation 13Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 522 那 That Day, She Said: Get Down on Your Knees and Beg Me 那天，她说：跪下来求我 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted That day, she said, “Get on your knees and beg me.” 15Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 523 三 The Best Waist in the Three Realms 三界第一腰 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted The Best Waist in the Three Realms 3Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 524 这 This Man Has On-Screen Comments Above His Head 这个男人头上长弹幕了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted This Man Has Speech Bubbles Over His Head 3Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 525 唤 Call Me Sister-in-Law for a Lifetime 唤我一世嫂嫂 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance12k WordsCompleted Call Me Sister-in-Law for a Lifetime 3Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 526 打 Slap Me, and the Whole World Takes the Same Damage 打我一巴掌全世界都受到同等伤害 Potatoes Stewed with Chili Peppers土豆炖辣椒Urban1.0M WordsCompleted A million-character novel [fresh premise + comedy + high martial arts + whenever the protagonist gets hurt, the whole world takes ten times the damage + buffs, diarrhea, and when all things revive, pain and pleasure are also shared with everyone tenfold + what do you do when people from another world are too strong? Hit yourself. Come on, let's hurt each other! Stop chasing me! If you keep it up, I'll start pleasuring myself.] 12.1kReads6.8Score1.1kShelves

    Reader note

    540,000 Words [New theme + humor + high martial arts + when the protagonist is injured, the whole world will suffer ten times the damage + buffs, diarrhea, when everything is revived, pain and pleasure will also be shared ten times with everyone + what to do when the otherworldly beings are too strong, fight each other, come on, hurt each other, stop chasing, if you keep chasing I'll cut myself.]

27. 527 不 Oh No! It’s About to Become an Emperor! 不好！它要成帝！ Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted Oh No! It's About to Become an Emperor! 12Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 528 宇 On the Night of the Uchiha Massacre, I Play Kanna-chan From the Start 宇智波灭族夜，开局扮演康娜酱 Awoo, Super Fierce YY嗷呜超凶YYAnime Fanfiction362k WordsCompleted The night the Uchiha clan was massacred. For his younger brother's sake, Uchiha Itachi chose to kill his father and mother. For his son, Uchiha Fugaku chose to surrender without a fight. Uchiha Mikoto... While the whole family was busy patting themselves on the back, they had no idea that Sasuke Uchiha had already been stabbed to death by a transmigrator, a sly old fox. His body was cold by then! Uchiha sighed. “I don't eat beef!” 6.9kReads8.8Score295Shelves
29. 529 成 The Mature Landlady 成熟的老板娘 Young Master Huajia花家大少Urban1.6M WordsOngoing For the sake of keeping the family fortune all to himself, Liang Dashan hatched a vicious scheme to frame his wife, Du Xue. Faced with her husband’s ruthless plotting, Du Xue fought back from the brink. She turned people’s motives to her advantage and used his own tactics against him, unraveling every conspiracy by playing along, and ultimately leaving the traitor with nothing but the clothes on his back! 30.2kReads7.9Score1.6kShelves
30. 530 酒 Don’t Mess with the Hotel Receptionist 酒店前台她不好惹 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted The Hotel Front Desk Clerk Is Not to Be Messed With 21Reads—Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    [#Silly #RefreshingNovel #EntertainmentIndustryTwist #WifeChasingHell #LazySlackerVSDomineeringCEO] When I cornered the movie star in the hotel lobby, he was just about to slip away. "The room fee is 680 yuan, please settle the bill." I reached out to block his way. He was wearing a mask, and his exposed peach blossom eyes were full of innocence: "I'm a public figure, how could I renege on my debt?"

31. 531 红 Crimson Lips, Blazing Passion 红唇烈焰 Young Master Huajia花家大少Urban2.0M WordsCompleted A handsome loser and a cold, aloof female boss. When these two rivals cross paths, they act out a romantic tale of love, revenge, and sweet satisfaction. Office intrigue, cutthroat business, and political scheming are all handled with ease. If you want a story full of twists and excitement, come read The Strongest Man in the City. 33kReads9.0Score2.6kShelves
32. 532 藏 I Hid the Real Heiress and Became a Star 藏住真千金后我爆红娱乐圈 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊29k WordsCompleted I Hid the Real Heiress, Then Became a Star 32Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 533 乡 Take It Easy, Village Miracle Doctor 乡村神医悠着点 Listening to Snow in a High Tower高楼听雪Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Lin Xiaoqiang was beaten so badly in the city that he lost his wits. When he returned to the village, Sister-in-law Shuihua took care of him. Then the village bully, Liang Shan, beat him up. That beating snapped him back to his senses, and he even gained a special ability. From then on, his life took off. 3.1kReads7.3Score264Shelves
34. 534 呸 Bah! I'm the Villain, Why Should I Have Any Decency? 呸！当反派，要什么素质啊！ Wingless Bird折翼的鸟Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Absurd Villain × Rebellious Brothers] [Digging holes, taking everything seriously, putting all challengers in their place, humiliating scumbags, cracking jokes, born shameless, and an unhinged schemer!] Jiang Chen gets sent flying by a truck and transmigrates into a book as a miserable rich second-generation villain. He chases the goddess of his dreams for three years without even holding her hand, then blows his money until he dies, only to become a Dragon King's prison mate and die in agony w 15.5kReads8.0Score1.3kShelves

    Reader note

    🎈① Jiang Chen, the most "ruthless" villain in history, is a master at dealing with all kinds of insubordination! Transmigrated into a book as cannon fodder destined to be crushed by the Dragon King protagonist, he simply flips the table: "Manners? What's that? Can it prevent hemorrhoids from rupturing?" Faced with plot-driven death, he chooses to defeat magic with magic—a goddess causing trouble? He uses proverbs to shut her up; a classmate slandering him? He directly calls the police for a legal education. A complicated family relationship? He gives his sister "Five Years of College Entrance Examination, Three Years of Simulation" to foster family bonds; his brotherhood is full of "rebellious sons," tactically surrounding the protagonist while shouting, "Close the door, let the sixth brother out!"

35. 535 三 Three Kingdoms: General, Who’s More Beautiful, Your Concubine or the Empress? 三国：将军，妾身与皇后，谁更美 Jing Yunlong景云龙Historical2.0M WordsOngoing By a twist of fate, he transmigrates as Cao Ang, Cao Cao's eldest son, who was supposed to die in the Battle of Wancheng. At death's door, he activates the “Life-Prolonging Talent System.” Only by winning over the peerless beauties of history can he extend his lifespan and unlock talents. Along the way, Cao Ang uses the System to win over beauties and prolong his life, while secretly building up his strength: curbing Liu Bei's rise, blockading the waterways of Jiangdong, and breaking up enemy al 29.3kReads8.8Score3.3kShelves

    Reader note

    It was both fun and hilarious, absolutely amazing!

36. 536 前 My Ex-Boyfriend Is the Great Demon King in My Arms 前男友是我怀里的大魔王 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊25k WordsCompleted My Ex-Boyfriend Is the Great Demon King in My Arms 37Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 537 港 Hong Kong Crossover: Why Do They Call Me a Psycho? 港综：为何说我是疯批？ Already Hit Rock Bottom已到低谷Male-Channel Fanfiction1.9M WordsOngoing “You’re the crown prince of Hung Hing? Nice! Very nice!” “You’re the crown prince of the Red Light District? Excellent! Excellent!” “You’re the crown prince of show business? Fantastic!” “You’re the crown prince of the entire Hong Kong entertainment scene? You’re the best of all!” “You’re asking who I am?” “I’m nothing special. I’m the crown prince of the crazy world. That’s right, crazy as in mentally ill!” Wang Taiyi, a chronically ill office worker, dies suddenly on the job and transmigrates 58.1kReads8.3Score3.6kShelves

    Reader note

    Daily abstraction[laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh]

38. 538 那 I Never Swiped That Room Key 那张房卡我没刷 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted I Didn't Swipe That Room Key 80Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 539 你 If You Won't Marry, Then I'll Marry You 你若不嫁，我便娶你 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊40k WordsCompleted If you won’t marry me, then I’ll marry you. 12Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 540 从 Cultivating Immortality, Starting with a Heavenly Spirit Root 从天灵根开始修仙 Saturday, I Don't Want to Work周六不想上班Eastern Fantasy846k WordsCompleted Transmigrated as a beggar? No, I’m a genius alchemist with a Heavenly Spirit Root. Zhou Hao brought his memories of Earth with him when he transmigrated into the cultivation world as a beggar, only to test as a fire-type Heavenly Spirit Root and enter the immortal sect Yunshang Tian. He thought he was starting out with the destined hero’s script, but every pill he concocted came with a little “side effect”: the Clothes-Exploding Bone-Tempering Pill, the Tell-the-Truth Pellet, the Rainbow-Flatter 33Reads5.7Score—Shelves
41. 541 不 I’ll Do Whatever It Takes to Cultivate Immortality 不择手段去修仙 Life Is Like Jade人生如玉Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted Feel-Good Story + Comedy + Mortal Cultivation + No Harem + Xuanhuan + No System Belief: If you've got thick skin, you get the meat. Motto: If a problem can be solved by sweet-talking, never resort to force. Principle: If nobody messes with me, I'll mess with them anyway. Specialty: Play the pig to eat the tiger. I'm number one at showing off. A street punk from the 21st century accidentally obtains a rare treasure and transmigrates to a world overrun by immortals, demonic cultivators, and practi 10.9kReads8.8Score881Shelves

    Reader note

    Cultivation, Body Refinement, Mortal, Old Six, Completed, Comedy

42. 542 我 I Spent Ten Yuan on a Secondhand Marketplace and Bought a Fiancé 我在二手平台花十块钱，买了个未婚夫 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚12k WordsCompleted I Spent Ten Yuan on a Secondhand Marketplace and Bought Myself a Fiancé 11.7kReads—Score108Shelves

    Reader note

    The plot is fast-paced, the jokes are frequent, it's entertaining and addictive!

43. 543 海 The Casanova’s Glasses 海王眼镜 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊28k WordsCompleted The Playboy's Glasses 11Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 544 猫 The Demon-Cultivation Tale of Cat Lao Liu 猫老六修妖传 Life Is Like Jade人生如玉Eastern Fantasy2.6M WordsCompleted [Demon Cultivation | Immortal Cultivation | Comedy | Playing the Fool to Catch the Tiger | Ruthless and Decisive] Mao Laoliu was a wild, unrestrained fellow who accidentally came into possession of the Heavenly Toad, a supreme treasure from the Immortal Realm. The toad carried his soul across time and space to a world of immortal cultivators, where he was reborn in the body of a black cat. And so Mao Laoliu began his life as a demon cultivator… 8.6kReads8.7Score731Shelves
45. 545 躺 Lie Flat Immortal Venerable 躺平仙尊 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Eastern Fantasy146k WordsCompleted [Rapid-fire laughs + lighthearted + no romance] Lin Xian transmigrates to a cultivation world gripped by cutthroat competition. His previous incarnation was the ultimate grind king, who worked himself to death from cultivating nonstop. Lin Xian binds himself to a System that rewards him with cultivation whenever he rests, lies flat, or slacks off, but punishes him if he cultivates seriously... 1.2kReads—Score103Shelves
46. 546 总 CEO! You Really Can’t Post Whatever You Want on Social Media 总裁！朋友圈真的不能乱发 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊29k WordsCompleted CEO! You Really Can’t Post Whatever You Want on Moments 24Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 547 修 Cultivation: I Have a Heaven-Devouring Pearl 修仙，我有一颗吞天珠 Life Is Like Jade人生如玉Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted By chance, an ordinary young man obtains the most powerful treasure in the Three Realms, the Heaven-Replenishing Pearl. From then on, he defies fate and changes his destiny, fighting his way from the human realm to the spirit realm, founding the world’s strongest people, then battling his way into the immortal realm for the sake of his obsession. He rises from humble beginnings in the mortal world and brings it all to an end in the immortal realm! 8.9kReads8.7Score596Shelves
48. 548 老 The Day My Husband Turned Gentle, My Best Friend’s Marriage Died 老公变温柔那天，闺蜜的婚姻死了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚6k WordsCompleted The Day My Husband Turned Gentle, My Best Friend's Marriage Died 5.9kReads—Score—Shelves
49. 549 那 Does That Promise Still Stand? 那句话，还算数吗？ Ten Thousand Gu万蛊14k WordsCompleted Does that offer still stand? 4Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 550 扛 Carrying a Coffin on My Way to Cultivate Immortality 扛着棺材去修仙 Life Is Like Jade人生如玉Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsOngoing A young man from a once-prosperous family accidentally finds a jade seal coiled by a dragon. He never realizes that this powerful seal is not only a formidable weapon, but also a key to a world of advanced civilization… 65.3kReads8.5Score3.8kShelves

Other lists with All Beings Beneath the Light