Any Funny, Shameless Novels? Stop Recommending These Abandoned Short Stories 有没有搞笑，缺德，不要老是推这种几万字断更，垃
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- 151 In the Extreme-Heat Apocalypse, I Stockpiled Ice-Cold Supplies While They Went Crazy With Envy 极热末日我囤寒冰物资，他们抢红眼了 I Stockpiled Ice Supplies for the Extreme-Heat Apocalypse, and Now They're Red-Eyed with Envy 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 152 I’m a Werewolf, and My Vampire Bride Stabbed Me in the Back at Our Wedding 我，狼人，在婚礼被吸血鬼新娘背刺 I’m a Werewolf, and the Vampire Bride Stabbed Me in the Back at Our Wedding 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 153 The Day My Best Friend and the Campus Heartthrob Joined Forces to Kill Me, I Awakened the Wolf God's Bloodline 闺蜜和校草联手杀我那天，我觉醒了狼神血脉 The day my best friend and the school heartthrob teamed up to kill me, I awakened the bloodline of the Wolf God —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 154 Reborn as a Sacrificial Werewolf, I Turned Around and Married the Vampire Prince 穿成被献祭的狼人，我反手嫁给吸血鬼亲王 Reborn as a werewolf offered up for sacrifice, I turned around and married the Vampire Prince —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 155 After Seeing the Death Countdown, I Took Revenge on My Husband's Entire Family 看见死亡倒计时后，我反杀了丈夫全家 After seeing the countdown to my death, I took revenge on my husband's entire family —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 156 Our Three-Year Engagement Is Over, and He Can't Even Pretend Anymore 三年婚约，他连装都不愿了 Three years into our engagement, he couldn't even be bothered to pretend anymore —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 157 On the Eve of the Frostmoon Festival, I Freed Myself from My Cage 霜月祭典前夜，我主动摆脱了囚笼 On the eve of the Frost Moon Festival, I freed myself from my cage —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 158 In Seven Days, She Will Be Free 七日后，她将自由 In Seven Days, She Will Be Free 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 159 My Wedding, My Sister's Grave 我的婚礼，姐姐的坟头 My wedding, my sister's grave —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 160 My Ex-Husband Begged Me to Remarry Him: Sorry, I Married Your Uncle Instead 前夫跪求复婚：抱歉，我改嫁你小叔了 My Ex-Husband Begs Me to Remarry Him: Sorry, I Married Your Uncle Instead —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Sold from the Start, I Forge My Path to Victory in the Prince's Manor 开局被卖，我在王府开启逆袭之路
[Scheming Young Lord vs. Purehearted Girl + Innate Herculean Strength + Lighthearted + No Angst] A Nu was born into a family so poor they could barely afford to eat. When her younger siblings both fell ill at the same time and the family had no money at all, she had no choice but to sell herself as a servant to the Guangling Prince’s household. She’d heard that the masters of wealthy families were hard to please, and that if one of them took a fancy to her and made her a concubine, the principal
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Northeastern China’s Absurd Cultivation: Nobody’s Reliable 东北沙雕修仙：全员不靠谱
[Northeastern China Comedy Cultivation] [Lighthearted Humor] [Fantasy Xianxia] [Sword Cultivator] [System] [One Female Lead] [Nobody Has It Together] While everyone else cultivates by flying through the sky on swords, Lu Qingheng's very first day of cultivation ends with his ancestral sword case ordering him to go patch a wall. The old case won't give him divine arts, spirit stones, or an invincible cheat. It only smokes, spits out notes, assigns chores, and shifts the blame. [Beginner Quest: Pa
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- 163 The Fearless Frontier Soldier: From Death Row Camp to Marquis Champion 边军悍卒：从死囚营到冠军侯 Lu Chen was once a low-ranking soldier in a borderland death-row camp, someone who would not live to see tomorrow. He is forced into the tangled conflict between the Hexi frontier army, the grassland tribes, and the imperial court. With no illustrious background and no powerful patron to protect him, all he can do is climb up from the mud with a blade, sheer grit, and one military achievement after another. Snow and wind batter the border city, royal banners whip in the gale, and old debts and n 41Reads—Score101Shelves
- 164 A Servant with Heaven-Defying Comprehension: I Can Dismantle Every Cultivation Technique 杂役悟性逆天：我能拆解天下功法 Lin Yuan transmigrates to a world of cultivation and becomes the most inconspicuous menial disciple of the Tai Xuan Sect. While others painstakingly cultivate their techniques, he can spot their flaws at a glance. While others fight over inheritances, he can take fragmented texts, formation diagrams, alchemy recipes, and magical artifacts apart and rebuild them layer by layer. From the servants' quarters to the inner sect, from secret-realm palaces to the grand debate across the Nine Provinces, 127Reads—Score—Shelves
- 165 Simulated Universe: I Became the Creator God in the Cultivation World 模拟宇宙：我在修真界当创世神 Have you ever suddenly forgotten what you were about to do? Do you sometimes feel that someone is watching you from beyond the world? Have you ever felt, for just a moment, that your own name or the names of your loved ones were unfamiliar? Have you ever given something your all, only to always fall short at the very last step? Don't be afraid. It may not be your imagination. Your world might just be an AI simulator. And your life is a bug written badly by some lazy agent, which hasn't gotten ar 14Reads—Score—Shelves
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Good Heavens! Did I Transmigrate into an Upgraded Marquis of Haihun? 额滴神呐！我穿成海昏侯升级版？
Already adapted into a comic drama! Let's celebrate! A ridiculous comedy, perfect for killing time! Never in a million years did I think I'd end up doing a soul transmigration like everyone else! After dying of overwork, I, a woman who'd been single since birth, transmigrated into the body of an emperor who was suffering from diarrhea and on the verge of death. Imperial Physician: "I'm afraid His Majesty won't make it through the night..." Me: "Oh my god! Have I become Marquis of Haihun?!" To av
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Reborn as a Simpleton, I Became a Billionaire by Collecting Scrap 重生二傻子，靠收破烂成亿万富豪
A ninety-three-year-old man from another timeline transmigrates to 1982. His soul takes up residence in the body of a high school student nicknamed Ersha, or “Second Fool.” The student is known as the king of repeaters. At twenty-three, he is still in high school. The original owner of the body, Wu Dazhi, was nicknamed Gouzi as a child. Despite his towering build and weight of over two hundred pounds, he was timid by nature and afraid of trouble. People bullied him constantly, but he never dared
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There's a Fat Guy in the Cultivation World Who's Ridiculously Cautious 修仙界有个胖子超苟
(Beast-taming cultivation, unlimited leveling, power fantasy, stronger against strong foes and stronger still against the weak) Zhang Baiwang is a very fat young man from a small frontier city in the Xia Kingdom. His father is a merchant who had him late in life and spoils him, so Zhang Baiwang is both ignorant and uneducated. However, having grown up around his father's business, he's picked up some knack for reading people. By a stroke of luck, he obtains an ancient divine artifact, the Demon-
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Cultivating Immortality with My Dog: Immortality Is So Boring 一人一狗在修仙，长生真无聊
[Xuanhuan + Lovestruck + Comedy + Flirting + Chinese Idioms] Master, are you sure you’re not selling your skills and your body in some brothel alley? Xuanzi, I’ll give you one chance to rephrase that. Junior Sister, how about a few drinks together tonight? Senior Brother, do you think my sword is sharp? Junior Brother, have you been picking on Da Huang? Senior Sister, let me explain. It’s not what it looks like! Junior Brother, I’m calling off our moon-viewing date tonight! Zhang Xuan has
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The Girl of My Dreams Is Just Old, Not Dead 白月光只是老了，不是死了
The woman you can never forget has simply grown old. She hasn’t died.
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- 171 My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Drives Away Every Woman Who Takes an Interest in My Husband 我儿子三岁，是个笑话精，专克老公桃花 My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Keeps My Husband's Admirers at Bay 2kReads—Score—Shelves
- 172 My Sister’s Boss Fell for My Brother 我姐的老板爱上了我弟 My Sister's Boss Fell in Love with My Brother 1.1kReads—Score—Shelves
- 173 The Top Assassin Falls in Love at First Sight with the Target 顶级杀手对任务对象一见钟情了 The top assassin fell in love at first sight with their target. 396Reads—Score—Shelves
- 174 This Pregnancy Romance Is Completely Unhinged 这个好孕文太颠了 This pregnancy story is completely wild. 681Reads—Score—Shelves
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Reborn in 1980: From Courtyard Menace to Peerless National Scholar 重生80，从大院祸害到国士无双
The winds of change are sweeping through 1980! Ye Xiaotian, chief engineer at a high-tech company, is unexpectedly reborn. His memories of future technology become a blade with which to turn the tide of the era. With a deluge of patents in his left hand, he drives his rivals straight into bankruptcy. With black-tech blueprints in his right, he forces foreign companies to grovel. Just as foreign firms are preparing to sweep across China with their wired remote controls, he sneers: “Infrared wirel
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A Tale of Western Qin 大话西秦
With humorous, witty prose and a gossipy archaeological flair, this book chats about the mighty Qin Dynasty, from the lowly “Stable Master” to the First Emperor, tracing its rise and fall! It includes all my favorite battles in which Qin went on the offensive or defended itself against other states. I originally planned to start writing this book next year, since historical sources are incredibly hard to find, and what I could find online was scattered all over the place. Fortunately, AI is here
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Hong Kong Crossover: Why Do They Call Me a Psycho? 港综：为何说我是疯批？
“You’re the crown prince of Hung Hing? Nice! Very nice!” “You’re the crown prince of the Red Light District? Excellent! Excellent!” “You’re the crown prince of show business? Fantastic!” “You’re the crown prince of the entire Hong Kong entertainment scene? You’re the best of all!” “You’re asking who I am?” “I’m nothing special. I’m the crown prince of the crazy world. That’s right, crazy as in mentally ill!” Wang Taiyi, a chronically ill office worker, dies suddenly on the job and transmigrates
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Invincible From the Start! But Born to Be a Corporate Drone 开局无敌！却是个牛马命
Other people cultivate through hard work, fortuitous opportunities, and good fortune! Wang Fan cultivates by taking a beating, absorbing power, and making his opponents die for him! After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Wang Fan awakens an invincible Chaos Dao Body: immune to every art, devouring every attack, and growing stronger with every battle! He withstands a Nascent Soul army while only at the early Nascent Soul stage, takes a mighty Fusion attack with his body, and absorbs every
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Even Ordinary People Can Journey to the West 凡人也西游
A comedic story that takes a winding route through ancient history. “Your Majesty: I Want to Go Home” [Anti-tropes + no System + hilarious Journey to the West] With a chipped bowl and a gift for talking people into things, I set out on the journey west. In this world, there are no gods, Buddhas, demons, or Systems. It breaks free of the traditional Journey to the West’s divine schemes and System tropes. The so-called monsters are just bandits, and the so-called immortals are nothing but local bu
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Fruit of the Three Kingdoms: I Hang De, So I Have No Morals! 果实三国：我悬德，所以没道德！
[Comedy] [Unhinged] [Devil Fruits] [Awful Pun-Based Humor] What kind of sparks would fly if Liu, Guan, and Zhang transmigrated into Liu, Guan, and Zhang, in a Three Kingdoms world that just happened to have Devil Fruits? The beacon fires that tricked the feudal lords were fueled by NB? It’s not “warming wine before slaying Hua Xiong,” but “slaying Hua Xiong while holding a warm cup of wine”? Liu Xuande isn’t Liu Xuande, but Liu Xuande with a different character for “virtue,” meaning he hangs mor
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Shameless! Two Liang 无耻！二两
From the start, he’s streaking across a desolate mountain! Lin Erliang awakens the Old Sixth Ambush System. Following the righteous path to cultivation means certain death; only underhanded ambushes can make him invincible! A brick to strike down prodigies, a sack to tie up sages! A thousand years of death to shatter their resolve, underhanded arts to subdue ten thousand sects! While others play fair, he specializes in sneak attacks! While others cultivate the Great Way, he cultivates shameles
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- 182 After Returning Home, I Really Didn't Mean to Cause Trouble 回国以后，我真没想搞事 [No System] [No Golden Finger] [Aiming for Realism, No Exaggeration] I once traveled through war-torn Libya, And roamed the Middle East without fear, despite the hail of bullets. Raids, assassinations, and explosions were all part of my life. Then I came to my senses. This wasn’t the life I wanted. Of course, the main reason was that I was afraid of dying. So I ran. After all, returning to my country was the way to go! 38.1kReads9.4Score3.1kShelves
- 183 Our Nation’s Chip-Making Nemesis: You Ask If I Can Fix a Lithography Machine? 我国补克星，你问我光刻机能修吗 Wei Xiu took over his family’s repair shop and began livestreaming snippets of his daily life online. To his surprise, he awakened the Fix Anything System. Every time he repaired something, he received a reward. Before long, business was booming. During one livestream, a fan asked in the comments, “Can you fix a tank?” Wei Xiu thought they meant a Tank 300 and agreed without hesitation. He never imagined the fan would bring in a completely wrecked Type 59 tank… From then on, his customers got mo 20.5kReads7.0Score2.3kShelves
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The Fun-Loving Survivor: Every Team Member Is an Attention Seeker 苟道乐子人：队员全是显眼包
[Anti-trope survival tactics + silly mind games + a cast of jokers] Reborn in the cultivation world as a penniless pauper, with creditors at the door and half a flatbread to last three days. While others cultivate by charging in headfirst, Gouqie survives through careful planning, even drawing escape-route maps and precisely calculating the “probability of being bitten by a dog.” Teammate Jiang Yao, a pure-yang calamity: “Why does everything belonging to whoever I get close to explode?!” Su Ta
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Don’t Eat Me! I Really Did Transmigrate into a Char Siu Bun, I’m Just a Funny Girl 别吃我！我真是穿成叉烧的搞笑女
In a nutshell: This is a hilarious, sweet romance about a domineering CEO, with a wildly imaginative premise. The heroine, Ding Haha, prays to the God of Wealth every day to get rich, but a meddling System turns her into char siu instead. By chance, a secret, limited-edition CEO takes her home, and her chaotic romantic life begins. (But… what their everyday life looks like depends on whatever wild idea pops into my head today, so… things may get pretty weird.)
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It's Sesame. He Added Sesame 是芝麻，他在加了芝麻
[Cultivation World + Food + Ensemble Cast + No Toxicity + Lighthearted Comedy + No Female Lead + No Harem + No Angst] After transmigrating into a cultivation world as a menial disciple of the Wudao Sect, he awakens the Culinary Dao System. The entire sect goes crazy competing for a taste of his cooking. From menial disciples and outer- and inner-sect disciples to personal disciples, elders, and ancestors, everyone gets involved. Their tricks are endless. No one is more shameless than the next. T
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Cultivating the Dao on the Clock, I Ascended to Become the Only True Immortal of This Age 摸鱼悟道，我飞升为当世唯一真仙
Wei Xinxin, thirty-two, was an office worker at an ordinary company, an utterly unremarkable middle-aged man. One day, while slacking off at work as usual, he pondered the ultimate meaning of life. By sheer chance, he resonated with the Heavenly Dao, comprehended it in an instant, and ascended on the spot. Heavenly flowers rained down, golden lotuses sprang from the earth, and Laozi (Li Er) himself came to welcome him. But Wei Xinxin refused to ascend to the immortal realm. He wanted to finish o
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I Went to the Gynecologist, and My Ex Was the Surgeon 我去看妇科，主刀医生是前任
I went to see a gynecologist, and my ex was the surgeon.
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- 189 On Our Seventh Anniversary, I Saw My Wife and Her Agent on the Sofa 结婚七周年，我亲眼看到妻子和经纪人在沙发上 On our seventh wedding anniversary, I saw my wife and her agent on the sofa with my own eyes. 723Reads—Score—Shelves
- 190 My Blind Date Is a Breast Specialist, and I Overheard His Thoughts 相亲对象是乳腺科医生，还被我听见了心声 My blind date is a breast surgeon, and I overheard his thoughts. 582Reads—Score—Shelves
- 191 Something's Off About My Dog. He Steals My Underwear Every Day! 我家狗子不对劲，天天偷我的内衣！ Something's Wrong with My Dog: He Steals My Underwear Every Day! —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 192 I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Completely Lost My Mind 吃了室友的糖，我彻底疯了 I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Went Completely Crazy —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 193 I Ate My Roommate's Bird's Nest Soup, and She Said She Wanted to Be My Wife? 吃了室友的燕窝，她说要给我当老婆？ I Ate My Roommate's Bird's Nest Soup, and She Said She Wanted to Be My Wife? 109Reads—Score—Shelves
- 194 Help! The Doctor Performing My Abortion Is My Ex-Boyfriend 救命！主刀我的人流手术的竟然是前男友 Help! My Abortion Surgeon Turned Out to Be My Ex-Boyfriend 75Reads—Score—Shelves
- 195 I Accidentally Saw My Wife's Diary: If I Die, It Must Be Xiaoyou's Doing 我偶然看见妻子的日记，如果我死了，一定是小悠害的 I Stumbled Upon My Wife's Diary: If I Die, Xiao You Must Be to Blame 1.6kReads—Score—Shelves
- 196 After Opening a Hot Pot Restaurant in a Cliché Novel, Everyone Died of Embarrassment 我在狗血文里开火锅店后，全员社死了 After I opened a hot pot restaurant in a melodramatic novel, the whole cast died of embarrassment 28Reads—Score—Shelves
- 197 My Mom’s Favoritism Turned into a Blessing in Disguise 老妈的偏心，成了无心插柳柳成荫 Mom's favoritism turned out to be a blessing in disguise 6Reads—Score—Shelves
- 198 The Day My Wife Cheated, I Inherited 30 Billion 老婆出轨那天，我继承了300亿 The Day My Wife Cheated, I Inherited 30 Billion 331Reads—Score—Shelves
- 199 My Personal Bodyguard Is a Robot 我的贴身女保镖是机器人 My Personal Bodyguard Is a Robot 10Reads—Score—Shelves
- 200 A Blind Box Fell from the Sky: My Nanobot Girlfriend 天降盲盒：我的纳米机器人女友 A Blind Box Falls from the Sky: My Nanobot Girlfriend 3Reads—Score—Shelves
