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1. 201 港 Hong Kong Crossover: The Prophet Is the True God 港综：先知才是真神 Mr. Xin's Wine辛公的酒Male-Channel Fanfiction557k WordsCompleted All written by hand, no AI. [Growth] [Comedy] [Everyday life] [Doing his part for Hong Kong's return to China] Liu Huaqiang: “If you’d told me you had so many ideas, why would I have bothered making it on my own?” Liang Kun: “Don’t even think about shaking me off, boss.” Lei Yaoyang: “We’re brothers, right?” A Xing, Uncle Tat, and Gu Hualong: “You bastard, you’ve tricked me again.” Hongxing, Dongxing, Wo Hop To, and San Kee: “Mr. Wang, got any business or information for us lately?” Qiu Ti, 1.6kReads5.4Score102Shelves

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   Hong Kong variety shows have no system and rely entirely on prophetic humor.

2. 202 我 I Conquered the Cultivation World by Watching Ads 我靠看广告称霸修仙世界 Light Boat on Rippling Autumn Waters秋水漾轻舟Eastern Fantasy305k WordsCompleted This story features silly humor, a lighthearted and comedic tone, cultivation, a System, a golden finger, farming, and an ensemble cast. If that's not your thing, this isn't for you. When a master con artist transmigrates to another world of cultivation and binds himself to an advertising System, he meets an inexperienced female cultivator, a kindhearted buddy, a resourceful subordinate, an energetic and quick-witted sect maiden, and a dazed old monk. What kind of unconventional cultivation adve 6Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 203 穿 I Transmigrated into a Book, and the Entire Court Begged Me Not to Lead the Crown Prince Astray 穿书之满朝文武求我别带坏太子 Night Mountain Dweller夜山居Ancient Romance476k WordsOngoing Notice: The cover has been locked. Clear your cache to display the new cover. [Unhinged, Sweet-to-Everyone-Else Crown Prince × Fake Revenge, Real Black-Hearted Schemer | 999 Reloads + Intense Push and Pull + Sweet Romance and Redemption] After transmigrating into the novel she wrote herself, Ye Weiwei was killed by the male lead, Shen Yizhi, 998 times. On her 999th reload, she didn't want to die again. She didn't want to fall in love again, either. She only wanted revenge! So she returned to the 2Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 204 老 Boss, Can We Really Make a Comeback in This State of Mind? 老大，我们这精神状态真能逆袭吗 Explosive Sweet Pepper爆炸甜椒Modern Romance347k WordsOngoing [Fun-Loving Heroine + Wealthy-Family Ensemble + Everyone Speaks in Riddles] One day, Chi Yu discovers she's the wicked villainess in a novel, doomed to die horribly, and she gets an itch to do something about it. She really feels like throwing a punch, thanks. So she goes right ahead and does just that. A spoiled rich kid wants to take unflattering pictures of her and ruin her reputation? Sorry, your embarrassing photos are going on Moments first~ The original heroine breaks character and immedi 191Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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   The female lead is so good at making things funny that she's dragged into her birthday party, and then he even teases her by calling her a paramecium. She secretly thinks the plot twist is actually pretty brilliant. Shao Yiye can't stop laughing, while Luo Huaichu looks helpless on the side. The whole cast is like a comedy act; you really can't miss it!

5. 205 重 Reborn to Become a Widow, but the Prince Can Read Minds 重生只想丧偶，王爷竟然会读心 Clumsy Goop菜鸡糊糊Ancient Romance445k WordsCompleted The whole book is complete, everyone! Enjoy it without worry. Mwah mwah mwah (´ε` )♡ [Both reborn + mind-reading + absurd comedy + the husband’s long road to winning back his wife + male lead angst] (Cold-faced border prince vs. beloved legitimate daughter) Wei Yue: He thought he was the cinnabar mole in his wife’s heart in their previous life. He never expected someone else to be in her heart! Jiang Jianwei: [Heaven gave me another chance, so of course I’m going to let loose! To hell with his c 282Reads—Score106Shelves

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   Hearing Jiang Jianwei praise him like that, Wei Yue was overjoyed, practically wagging his tail... Well, if he had one. [I really don't understand, with such a brilliant mind, how could he have been killed in his past life?] Wei Yue: ... That's a thing of the past life, why bring it up... Jiang Jianwei raised her chin, "Continue."

6. 206 破 The Bankrupt Exorcist's Haunted House Livestream 破产天师的凶宅直播间 Fengyuan砜元Mystery356k WordsCompleted “Congratulations. You've inherited a mansion worth a fortune, as well as... 200,000 yuan in deadly yin debt.” The lawyer's voice was like a scalpel, cutting through all my beautiful dreams. I'm Wu Suowei, a con artist who edits photos to pass myself off as a master of the occult. I was planning to pack up and run. But when I opened the doors of Jingxin Studio and saw the strange assortment of “family members” inside... I knew there was no escape. This wasn't a haunted house. It was an ancient se 159Reads—Score—Shelves

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   This book is already completed; it has a novel premise and a lighthearted, humorous plot.

7. 207 我 My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统：竟然是一张嘴 Big Stuffed Sausage大馅肥肠Urban648k WordsOngoing [Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w 600Reads—Score102Shelves

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   Funny and cheeky~

8. 208 临 On Her Deathbed, That Woman Activated My System! 临终前，那个女人激活我的系统！ Comet Dragon King彗星龙王Eastern Fantasy333k WordsCompleted 1. This is a lighthearted comedy: Dedicated to everyone working hard on the front lines: have a laugh after work or on your day off. Wishing you success at work! Dedicated to all the diligent students: have a laugh in your spare time. May you achieve top honors! Dedicated to all the retired grandpas and grandmas: if you can't sleep at night, have a laugh. Wishing you good health! 2. This story is pure fiction, so please don't take it as true: wild fantasy + transmigrate and scrape by + a late-ar 2Reads8.3Score—Shelves

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   Hilarious, nonsensical humor, you'll laugh from beginning to end. A very interesting story.

9. 209 我 My Immortal Cultivation Journey Is Bursting with Spring! 我的修仙之路，春意盎然哪！ Big Stuffed Sausage大馅肥肠Eastern Fantasy343k WordsOngoing [Immortal Cultivation] [Everyday Life] [Comedy] [Wild Imagination] [Mythology] [Monsters and Spirits] [Fantasy] [Cultivation] My name is Li Po. After being reborn, I became Zhu Bajie's disciple by a twist of fate, inherited his teachings, and entered the world of immortal cultivation through his introduction. Immortal cultivation, comedy, daily life, and a bevy of beauties have become the defining features of my cultivation journey, because I know full well that my way of cultivating is nothing —Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 210 灌 Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝 Big Stuffed Sausage大馅肥肠Anime Fanfiction1.9M WordsOngoing If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has 931Reads8.1Score—Shelves
11. 211 阿 Adou: Father Prime Minister, Which Jar Are You In? 阿斗：相父你在哪个罐子里呢 Half a Green Radish半个青萝卜Historical1.3M WordsCompleted [Who says you can only fight and scheme after transmigrating into the Three Kingdoms? I change the course of history and reunite the empire through loot-box openings! A lighthearted everyday story, a million-character Three Kingdoms comedy makes its grand debut!] After a moment of carelessness, Li Nan transmigrates a thousand years into the past and winds up in Shu Han during the Three Kingdoms era. He's also stuck with the useless little System, Xiao Qi. He befriends A Dou and becomes his sworn 462Reads7.0Score100Shelves

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    One million updates in a row, hilarious and funny

12. 212 这 This Script Doesn't Seem Quite Right, Does It? 这剧本不太对吧？ Liangliang Ascends to Immortality亮亮成仙Eastern Fantasy355k WordsOngoing After transmigrating into the world of cultivation, he decisively chooses the “Flame Art” from the start, only for the old man to call him a complete idiot. Apparently, it was just there to fill out the selection... Looking at the heavenly art he got, no matter how he reads it, it seems downright improper. Why does this cultivation method require self-mutilation? And why do you all think I know how to make pills? Master! Can this possession of yours really take out a loan? As he sets out on his 29Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Abstract and humorous, unconventional cultivation story, leaning towards slice-of-life, with a main theme of lightheartedness and joy. The illustrations are sure to make you happy, but they can be serious when necessary. I'm recommending it to myself; princesses and princes, please enjoy! [Kissing emojis]

13. 213 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance626k WordsOngoing Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t 1.8kReads—Score120Shelves

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    It's so good, super funny, really hilarious.

14. 214 我 I'm Just a Traffic Cop, How Did Cultivating to Immortality Make Me Invincible? 我就一交警，修个仙怎么无敌了？ Yushan Wen'er雨山文二Eastern Fantasy305k WordsCompleted [Hilarious and Unbeatable | A Traffic Cop Crashes Into the Cultivation World] Don’t be fooled by “unbeatable” in the title! This isn’t a conventional cultivation power fantasy about grinding through monsters and crushing immortal venerables. Zhou Shougui, a traffic cop who died on duty, accidentally transmigrates across the myriad worlds. Through a series of mishaps, he ends up with the complete King of Fighters skill set, but is born without a spiritual root and rejected by the Qingyun Sect. By 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny and lighthearted. The two sect leaders fought, and one of them fainted from hunger in the end.

15. 215 身 Everyone Around Me Is a Liability. How Am I Supposed to Cultivate? 身边全是坑货，让我怎么修仙 Only Star in the Azure Sea苍海只星Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing “You bastard! I just won five million, and before I could even enjoy it, you blew my head off. What, you killed me and now you want to share my body? What about my money? My wife? You want it all? You son of a, ” A shameless protagonist, teammates who are a pain in the ass, unlucky enemies, and a mysterious world. Bai Jian picks up a minor character who even sabotages himself, then stages one hilarious and absurd adventure after another in a wondrous cultivation world, gradually uncovering its g 704Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Try before you buy. Add a bookshelf. I was born an orphan, orphaned at a young age. I was taken in by two elderly people who pitied my plight and raised me. They also had a young daughter, Lotus, my childhood sweetheart. We had little land and a humble home, with no savings, but my parents toiled tirelessly without complaint. Eighteen years have passed in the blink of an eye. Though our days were simple and frugal, Lotus warmed my heart. My daughter grew into a beautiful and talented young woman, stunning all who beheld her. Lotus and I fell in love and pledged our lives to each other. One day, I encountered a cultivator who declared my extraordinary talent and offered to take me as his disciple to impart his teachings. He said that if I attained enlightenment, the world would be astonished. I had no desire for immortality, only to grow old with Lotus. However, poverty and my parents' illness forced me to become their disciple to repay their kindness. They took elixirs and miraculous medicines, and my parents recovered completely. I followed my master to seek immortality. At our parting, we wept bitterly, vowing never to forget each other, and to return together in eternal life. Reluctant to part, the fragrant grass seems to understand my heart. Six years have passed since we parted, night after night I think of you, day after day. My master, seeing my mortal heart stirred, ordered me to descend the mountain to face the trials of love. Returning home, I collapsed to the ground, my house destroyed, my fields barren, my parents dead, their bones withered. Lotus committed suicide in the mass grave. Only then did I learn the reason, and anger rose within me, a wicked heart ignited. A wealthy man, heartless and lustful, took Lotus into his household. Lotus refused, her beauty ruined, my parents heartbroken, losing their lives. Lotus cried out to heaven, but received no answer, and followed him to the underworld. I searched for Lotus's remains that night, only to be torn apart by wolves and dogs, my heart breaking. The path to immortality is severed, life is meaningless, I vow revenge for my beloved. Kill! ...

16. 216 癫 The Wacky Daily Life of a Mad Doctor and Bandit 癫癫医匪的沙雕日常 Little One Who Loves Sweet Potatoes爱吃香薯的小娃娃Ancient Romance189k WordsOngoing Feng Yuchen took one look at Mu Niannian's masterpiece, went pale, then paler still, and began rubbing his temples. Feng Yu Jue saw Mu Niannian's masterpiece and froze on the spot. On the paper was a burly man with a wild red afro, a full beard, and eyes wide open. He wore red and struck a fearsome pose, holding a treasured sword aloft in his right hand while his left held the leash of a black dog with equally wild fur. After a long pause, Feng Yu Jue finally got his wits back. Pointing at the d 973Reads—Score110Shelves

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    Absolutely no internal strife, especially silly, funny and goofy.

17. 217 扮 The Little Princess Who Plays the Pig to Eat the Tiger 扮猪吃虎小王妃 Little One Who Loves Sweet Potatoes爱吃香薯的小娃娃Ancient Romance255k WordsCompleted After the shock of that intense visual impact wore off, Ye Yiyi finally came to her senses and immediately turned around. “Beiming Yu! Are you crazy? Why did you let me in while you were changing?” “I didn't let you in! I only told you I was in the bedroom.” Beiming Yu stifled a laugh inside, but put on an utterly innocent face as he spoke. “Ye Yiyi, you've seen my body twice. You have to take responsibility for me!” “Hmph, I've seen plenty of people. Do I have to take responsibility for all of 2.4kReads6.7Score247Shelves
18. 218 这 Are You Sure Cultivating This Way Is Okay? 这么修仙你确定没问题么 Wu Yong吴用灬Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted Xianxia + pseudo-primordial world + no System + multiple heroines + memes + comedy + decisive and ruthless After Wu Yong transmigrates to this world, successfully becomes a disciple of the Cloudsea Peak of the Budo Sect, and awakens his Yin-Yang Eyes, he realizes that something about his path to immortality seems a little off. Other people run into all kinds of hardships when they go down the mountain on missions. He always meets beautiful women who become his confidantes. Other people fly on sw 729Reads6.1Score—Shelves

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    Still updating at 340,000 words, a Xianxia (fantasy) story with no system, incorporating memes and a harem element. It's still ongoing, starting with a Chinatown detective story involving Tai Ge, and also featuring characters like Let the Bullets Fly, Dawei Tianlong, and Kun Kun. The latest chapter is titled "Universal Harmony."

19. 219 时 The Time-Space Patrol 时空巡逻队 Don't Come Near Me莫挨到老子Historical156k WordsOngoing What do you do if King You of Zhou stages the Beacon Fire incident, but Bao Si doesn't laugh? No problem. I'll be more beautiful and more depressed than Bao Si. King You of Zhou, are you up for the challenge? What do you do if Liu Bang is about to die at the Hong Gate Banquet? No problem. Just take down Xiang Yu and his wife. What do you do if Li Longji doesn't fall for Yang Yuhuan? I'll tie Yang Yuhuan up and stuff her into your bed, okay? What do you do if Zhu Qizhen is about to flee at Tumu F 57Reads—Score—Shelves

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    History isn't always perfect; there are always mistakes that need correction. The protagonist is responsible for traveling through time to correct these historical deviations. What if Zhu Qizhen wants to escape from Tumu Fortress? Knock him out and hand him over to Esen in exchange for mutton. What if Duke Jing of Jin's toilet is too sturdy? Take down the wooden planks. What if Li Longji doesn't like Yang Yuhuan? Tie up the chubby girl and stuff her in his bed. Correcting history, hilarious time travel. Just released, giving my work a shout-out.

20. 220 系 System, I’m Done Playing: How About It? 系统我不玩了：行不行 Yang Le Ge Yang11洋了个洋11Eastern Fantasy171k WordsOngoing Chu Sheng wept bitterly. "System, are you telling me to go to the System World and get myself killed? I only just became a live-in son-in-law! That old witch really won't let me go." "I'm only twenty-six, and you're insulting me like that? I'll make sure you die the moment you enter this Central World. Even if you don't die, you'll live in fear, constantly on edge! Go on, keep insulting me." Luo Xian's beautiful face was covered in frost... What good is it... to bow to people, kneel before heave 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It gets funnier the more you watch it, try 4

21. 221 磁 Magnetic Field Rotation! The Doomsday God of War! 磁场转动！末世战神！ Turtle in the Grass草间龟Anime Fanfiction152k WordsCompleted [Exhilarating battles and pure wish fulfillment] + [A little surreal and mind-corrupting] + [A mashup of wild ideas] + [No System] + [Fist of the Blue Sky, God of War, and Fist of the North Star-style power systems, but not an orthodox manga spin-off] + [Madman battles] + [Alternate parallel world] + [Post-apocalyptic wasteland] + [Cyberpunk hive city]. Goodbye, loser life! Make way for the Supreme Madman! Only sissies would refuse a fight! 90Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I guess so; invincible in high-martial arts crossover anime.

22. 222 不 Dude, Are You Collecting Historical Figures? 不是哥们，你收集古人啊 The Hydra's Top Male Model九头蛇首席男模Historical1.1M WordsCompleted [Meme humor]+ [Laugh-out-loud comedy]+ [Three Kingdoms]+ [Water Margin]+ [Unhinged]+ [Awkward singing]+ [Workhorse] This is a funny transmigration story about a workhorse, a slacker, and a monkey. They first transmigrate to the Three Kingdoms era and collect its heroes, only to discover that the heroes they’ve collected are supposed to play Honor of Kings for their master! Later, the chief hall master who got in through the back door usurps the throne, and the three of them end up in the Water M 43Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Give this one a try!

23. 223 斗 Douluo Dalu: Little Scumbag Has Finally Behaved 斗罗：小瘪三已老实 The East Wind Smiles Radiantly东风笑嫣然Eastern Fantasy264k WordsOngoing Banished to another world by the Indian God King! The whole world has gone completely off the rails! No poison points, no angst. Jump right in! Hilarious subversion × unconventional power fantasy × one iconic scene after another 28.5kReads—Score3.4kShelves

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    Purely comedic, not emo! Blackening Tang San, abusing Yu Xiaogang, castrating Dai Mubai, and forcing Ma Hongjun into abstinence—the sheer absurdity is beyond your imagination. Come in for a laugh! Absolutely hilarious!

24. 224 幼 My Kindergarten Daughter Is Busy Looking for a Stepmom 幼儿园的女儿，忙着找后妈 The East Wind Smiles Radiantly东风笑嫣然Urban446k WordsCompleted The everyday life of “Tong Jincheng” in Shanghai as he raises a child at Love Apartment. Apartment 3601 welcomes all sorts of Douyin influencers, actresses, and familiar TV heroines... Familiar characters, familiar scenes, and that unmistakable vibe of a troublemaker! There’s a lot of setup early on. If that’s not your thing, you can start reading from Chapter 81, when he moves into Love Apartment. It won’t affect your enjoyment. 19Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 225 海 One Piece: Don't Make This Dad Draw His Sword on You 海贼之别逼奶爸拔剑砍你 The East Wind Smiles Radiantly东风笑嫣然Anime Fanfiction916k WordsOngoing After transmigrating into the pirate world, the protagonist eats the Holy Light Fruit, carrying the memories of his past life and wielding the famous blade “Xuanyuan Sword.” Two years later, they meet at Sabaody. Luffy: “What? You’ve already become the Pirate King?” The main story takes place during the Straw Hat Pirates’ two-year training period. Then, during the Paramount War, a Holy Light Sword cleaves through Akainu’s magma. “Sengoku, the Marines these days aren’t much good.” He saves Ace an 40Reads8.0Score—Shelves
26. 226 王 I Slapped the Prince Away the Day He Broke Off Our Engagement 王子退婚当天被我扇飞了 Devour the Body噬体Two Female Leads108k WordsOngoing She transmigrates to another world where status is decided by slapping people, and from the start she’s faced with a broken engagement? Gu Ai Miko says: No problem. The prince uses a prop? She uses her bare hands. The prince tries to slap her? She dodges to the side. The prince gets sent flying? She turns gracefully, bends her knees, and takes a victory bow. As everyone stares in shock, she puts an arm around the purple-haired beauty in the prince’s arms “Isn’t that right, Miss Mu Yanling Chun?” 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Recommended ՞･∞･՞

27. 227 幽 A Ghostly Life, Smiling as I Forget 幽冥笑忘生 Lantian Lan岚天蓝Urban327k WordsCompleted [Comedic underworld + cultivating ghosts and immortals + rule-based horror + wild mythological ideas + xuanhuan + reborn + adventures across the Three Realms + comeback + mystery-solving + satisfying payoff + System] Also known as: Wrong Soul Hook from the Start! Hilariously Outsmarting the Three Realms Others cultivate immortality by chasing power. He cultivates ghosts by chasing laughs! A hilarious new blend of suspense, urban fantasy, immortal cultivation, adventure, and ghost cultivation! Co 32Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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    Hilarious, suspenseful, and mind-blowing

28. 228 凡 The Mortal's Immortal Gourd 凡人仙葫 Ximen Woxue西门卧雪Eastern Fantasy4.4M WordsOngoing Er Gouzi is an honest, hardworking farmer. His greatest dream is to save up enough to buy a few acres, become a small landowner, and marry a buxom, strong-legged wife. Then his life would be perfect. But after an accident leaves him with a gourd and an old swindler talks him into it, he blunders into the path of immortality and gets dragged into conflict. Even so, he never forgets his original goal: he just wants to farm... 232.7kReads9.0Score16.1kShelves
29. 229 喘 Cultivating Immortality with Heavy Breathing 喘气修仙 Traveling Firefly赶路的萤火虫Eastern Fantasy234k WordsOngoing The secret realm Lin Sheng entered turned out to be a Blue Star online game! In the virtual realm, he was treated like an NPC, and Blue Star players traded King's Crystals for his ordinary clothes. Ever since he started watching Red Fruit short dramas, his cultivation has advanced by leaps and bounds. Great cultivators of the cultivation world, reading this can improve the protagonist's cultivation. Leave a comment, and Daoist Firefly will regard it as the voice of the Great Dao! The protagonist 15Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 230 修 Cultivation: My Wife Explodes 修仙：我的老婆会爆炸 To Stick or Not to Stick到底粘不粘Eastern Fantasy185k WordsOngoing [Inner Monologue Style]+ [No System]+ [Underdog Makes a Comeback]+ [Comedy]+ [Face-Slapping]+ [A Cheeky Jerk] A farmhand? A servant? A sect wiped out? Forced marriage? A half-faced ghost tricking someone into marriage? A dual-cultivation wife exploding? No, no, no! When it comes to face-slapping, we mean it literally. When we run into injustice, we really curse people out. Literally. 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Hehe! A hilarious underdog's rise to power! A comedic version of "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river, never underestimate a young man's potential." Packed with laugh-out-loud moments, from casual banter to dual cultivation to face-slapping and singing "Tante"... It's all very original.

31. 231 罗 Romeo and Juliet 2.0 罗密欧与朱丽叶2.0 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Female-Channel Fanfiction34k WordsCompleted Romeo and Juliet 2.0 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    That midday, the sun was scorching, the ground burning hot. I, Old Pig, carrying the heavy luggage, was panting heavily, my big ears drooping, looking exactly like a pig exhausted to the bone. Normally, the luggage should have been carried by Sha Wujing, that honest man who always worked hard and took on any task. But this morning he slipped and twisted his ankle, walking with a limp, looking truly pitiful. Although I, Old Pig, usually love to slack off and always complain about wanting to quit and go back to Gao Village, I'm soft-hearted and can't bear to see an honest man suffer, so I gritted my teeth and took the luggage onto my shoulder. The heavy bundle made my shoulders ache, my legs trembled, and I was drenched in sweat. My pig bristles were soaked with sweat, sticking stickily to my body, making me terribly uncomfortable. "Master! Master! Let's rest for a while!" I couldn't take it anymore and shouted at the top of my lungs to Tang Sanzang, who was slowly riding his horse ahead.

32. 232 热 The Hot-Blooded Hunter: God’s Assault 热血猎人神之袭击 Riding a Bull to Find You骑牛找你Historical1.3M WordsOngoing [Survival] [Hunting] [Fighting the Japanese invaders and looting their gear] [Cultivation] Wang Fei has just entered the world of cultivation when he's forced into becoming a live-in son-in-law. One blow shatters his dantian, setting him on a long road from staying alive to rising to greatness. Though he has lost his cultivation, he takes countless disciples. This novel was not written by AI. Every word was painstakingly typed out by the author, who only hopes readers will enjoy the story in its 27.3kReads9.0Score2.5kShelves

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    I've read this book; it's excellent and highly recommended.

33. 233 农 A Farmer Becomes a City Lord in Another World 农民城主混异世界 The Sleeping Left Eye沉睡的左眼Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsOngoing Messenger A: Lord Governor, this is bad! Goblins are blocking the road and robbing manure carts. Protagonist: (ﾟ⊿ﾟ)ﾂ Do goblins really have such a strong taste for that stuff? Messenger B: Lord Governor, this is bad! Tens of thousands of outlaws are causing trouble! Protagonist: Furious!! ٩(╬ఠдఠ)و Arrest every last one of them and send them to the mines for reform through labor! Messenger C: Lord Governor, this is bad! The Second Madam has been kidnapped! Protagonist: (σ;*Д*)σ Death penalty! Who 146Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Parody and subversion of routines

34. 234 我 I Have Rabies, So What Are You Going to Do About It? 我有狂犬病，你奈我何！ The Sleeping Left Eye沉睡的左眼Urban241k WordsCompleted Gui Ding, nicknamed Turtle Butt, is a loser from Blue Star who finds himself in a parallel world. A meteorite from outer space crashes into Blue Star, ushering in a new era of worldwide supernatural awakenings. The protagonist gets a new lease on life in a mutated rabies virus body, becoming a walking source of infection. To avoid ending up as a cadaver for some so-called expert's scalpel, he flees, battling monsters and gradually growing stronger. This is the legendary journey of a loser who ri 38Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 235 火 Naruto: From the Start, I Said I Would Conquer the World 火影：开局我说要征服世界 Dark Night, Moon and Dawn闇夜月晨Anime Fanfiction363k WordsOngoing Golden-style wuxia abilities: The world is vast, but I'm the greatest. Gender-bending daily life and bullying Uchiha Itachi. Ye Xian transmigrates into the Uchiha Hitoshi of Naruto and gains all the miraculous martial arts of the Golden-style wuxia stories as a child. Hmph, Konoha's F4 want to wipe out the Uchiha? I'll turn the entire Shinobi World into my pasture. 310Reads5.2Score—Shelves

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36. 236 海 Strange Tales of Haijin: The Art of Showing Off 海津异闻录：装逼犯的自我修养 Diligent and Down-to-Earth Mr. Huang勤劳朴实的黄某人Urban370k WordsOngoing This book is also known as: The System Makes Me Show Off, So I Keep Crashing and Burning Cui Dali is bound to the Eternal Clown System. The System forces him to show off, but he insists on spectacularly messing up! 💥 He can turn a stir-fry of beef tripe into an insole, and make a villain so furious while trying to woo a girl that they spit blood. 🐶 There’s an old saying in Haijin City: “Blow up a pear,” meaning to brag. Cui Dali says, “I know this one!” 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A hilarious urban fantasy story! The protagonist is based on my real-life friend, who has shifty eyes and a hooked nose. He claims to be a Cuban government-certified eggplant chef, machine gunner, secret agent, poet, composer, psychologist, philosopher, and political scientist… but he didn't actually do any of them 😂 Watching him boast and fail every day is like watching a mini-series; each chapter can be read as a mini-series. It's a stress reliever!

37. 237 掌 Sect Leader, Please Behave Yourself 掌门，请自重 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted Sect Leader, Please Mind Your Manners 17Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The day we broke up, she said I was too "pure," not up to her standards for a husband. Five years later, she became my sect leader and cornered me in the council hall: "One more time?" I hugged my daughter's photo tightly: "No, I'm picking her up from school." She froze, her eyes reddening: "Then... Am I pure enough, child's mother?" Before I could speak, my daughter poked her head out from the doorway: "Mommy, what are you doing squatting here?" —The entire sect erupted.

38. 238 大 On Our Wedding Night, the Bride Urged Me to Go After My Ex-Girlfriend 大婚之夜，新娘催我去追前女友 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Historical10k WordsCompleted On Our Wedding Night, the Bride Told Me to Go After My Ex-Girlfriend 63Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 239 金 Big Sister Sponsor, Please Accept Your Little Wolf 金主姐姐，请签收你的小狼狗 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted Sugar Mama, Please Accept Your Puppy Boy 109Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 240 兄 Guys, My Brother’s Got a Girlfriend! It’s My Ex! 兄弟们，我哥脱单了！对象是我前女友！ Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted Guys, My Brother Is Finally Dating! His Girlfriend Is My Ex! 117Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 241 五 Five Years with a Contraceptive Ring, and He Knelt in the Ancestral Hall on the Day We Parted 五年避子环，和离当天他跪穿祠堂 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance15k WordsCompleted Five Years Wearing a Contraceptive Ring, He Knelt Until His Knees Bled in the Ancestral Hall on the Day We Parted 2.5kReads—Score—Shelves
42. 242 宫 Sharing a Bed Is Forbidden in the Palace 宫里禁止对食 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Historical12k WordsCompleted Eating Together Is Forbidden in the Palace 122Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 243 太 Your Highness, the Crown Prince, Please Behave: I'm Just a Plumber, Not Your Bed Warmer 太子殿下请自重：我只是个修水管的，不负责暖床 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Ancient Romance41k WordsCompleted Your Highness the Crown Prince, Please Restrain Yourself: I'm Just a Plumber, Not Your Bedwarmer 7Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 244 魔 The Demon Child Descends the Mountain: A Divination That Decides the Mortal World 魔童下山：卦定凡尘 Ink-Wash Book Page水墨书童Urban383k WordsOngoing Born with the Seven Killings fate and the innate Eight Trigrams, he is also the only son of the reclusive Black Dragon God! The demonic boy Tianyi is kicked down the mountain by his master. He was supposed to enter the mortal world to find his family, but he’s hopelessly bad with directions and ends up wandering wherever he pleases! He stumbles into Tingzhou, where a wealthy heiress takes him in, and he enrolls in high school as a deadbeat student. He sleeps through class and stuffs himself bet 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I'd like to humbly recommend one of my own novels, a lighthearted and action-packed story.

45. 245 听 I Fell in Love with You Through Your Footsteps 听脚步声爱上你 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted I Fell in Love with You by the Sound of Your Footsteps 2Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 246 除 On New Year’s Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 除夕夜，岳母三次推门后，老婆说我们是假结婚 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted On New Year's Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 570Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 247 戴 With the Golden Band, I Can’t Love You; Without It, I Can’t Save You 戴上金箍不能爱你，不戴金箍不能救你 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Male-Channel Fanfiction17k WordsCompleted With the golden circlet on, I can’t love you. Without it, I can’t save you. —Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 248 洗 398 for a Foot Massage. If She Tries to Dodge Me, I’ll Call the Manager 洗脚398，她敢躲我就叫经理 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊14k WordsCompleted Foot wash, 398. If she tries to dodge me, I’ll call the manager. 20Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 249 女 Your Majesty, You Can't Escape 女王大人别想逃 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊17k WordsCompleted Your Majesty, Don't Even Think of Escaping 8Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 250 螯 The Claw's Grudge 螯怨 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊20k WordsCompleted Grudge of the Claw 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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