Fruit of the Three Kingdoms: I Hang De, So I Have No Morals!

[Comedy] [Unhinged] [Devil Fruits] [Awful Pun-Based Humor]

What kind of sparks would fly if Liu, Guan, and Zhang transmigrated into Liu, Guan, and Zhang, in a Three Kingdoms world that just happened to have Devil Fruits?

The beacon fires that tricked the feudal lords were fueled by NB?

It’s not “warming wine before slaying Hua Xiong,” but “slaying Hua Xiong while holding a warm cup of wine”?

Liu Xuande isn’t Liu Xuande, but Liu Xuande with a different character for “virtue,” meaning he hangs morality up high, so he has none?

He’s not Zhang Yide, the Swallow’s man, but Zhang Yide, the Smoker. His virtue has flown away, so he’s known as Yide, and he has none either?

From the start, Jia Xu, the most poisonous strategist, joins as his advisor and comes up with scheme after scheme. His very first plan makes Ji Bo laugh himself to death?

Guan Yu barbecues five thousand soldiers on an iron plate, and Cheng Yu exclaims that he really knows how to “be a person”?

Cao Cao hosts Liu Bei at a Hongmen Banquet, only to lend him three thousand troops and end up giving him ten thousand?

Lü Bu is poisoned by a five-step snake and turns into the hard-as-rock Pepper Sister?

Dong Zhuo eats the Fish-Fish Fruit, turns into a carp, and can even sing “Dombara”?

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The Three Kingdoms with Devil Fruits: a brand-new version you’ve never seen before!

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