Are There Any Really Absurd Stories?

901 开 Recommend a Bachelor's Degree at the Beginning? I Made My Way into Junior College Mo XiaofanUrban195k WordsOngoing 71Reads—Score—Shelves

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There are outrageous systems and abstract missions, as well as war, sacrifice, choice and humanity. [Laughing out loud]

902 二 Second-Hand Wishing Machine Fireflies in WinterUrban292k WordsCompleted —Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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Push it [laughs]

905 给 The 9Th Book to Help Your Daughter Get Married Earn Dowry for Your DaughterEastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted 5.1kReads7.2Score323Shelves

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Such an interesting novel, why don't you guys come and read it?

908 初 First Return Mo YimaMystery442k WordsOngoing 27Reads—Score—Shelves

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"Bring the supplies in first." Yi's voice was calm but contained an unmistakable command, which was particularly clear in the patter of rain. Several people who were already standing on the steps in front of the shopping mall hall shook their soaked clothes together. Cold rainwater dripped down their hair and clothes corners. The moisture mixed with the sea breeze made their whole bodies stiff, and every inch of their skin was filled with a biting chill. "Um... Is it necessary to move it?" Huai Ji shrank, raised his hand to wipe the rain off his face, and said with a hint of helplessness, "We are all soaked, and even if the supplies are moved in, they will probably be almost wet." "Then tie the boat up first, and never let the tide wash away the boat." Yi Si immediately changed his order. The boat was their only means of transportation in this city flooded by sea water. Once lost, the consequences would be disastrous. Huaiji just pulled down the rainproof cloth covering the boat, trying to block the oncoming wind and rain, but the biting cold wind mixed with the heavy moisture suddenly poured into his neck and penetrated along his collar and all over his body, causing him to tremble violently. My brain, which had been frozen by the rain, became a little clearer in an instant, but it also felt even colder. He leaned on the cold and slippery edge of the boat and looked out. The turbid water was gray-black, and the waves were lapping at the shore. Everything in his sight was desolate, and he couldn't help but shudder deeply. The door of the shopping mall was half open, and it was dark inside. Only a few rays of skylight leaked in through the broken windows, making it eerie. "Don't waste time, tie the boat up first." Yihong urged in the mall. "You just yelled, and you didn't come to help." Yihong blew a kiss to Huai Ji with a lollipop in his mouth. After seeing the other person being disgusted, he bent down with satisfaction and asked the other person to help him bring the knife over. The handle of the knife was slippery from the rain, and it was heavy in his hand. By the time the opponent threw the knife over, Yihong's hands and feet were already numb from the cold. He bent down and grabbed the thick hemp rope, staggered up the steps that were half submerged in water, found a strong pillar, wrapped it around in circles, and tied a tight knot. The water was up to his ankles, and the ice made him wince, and he couldn't help but curse. Huaiji was the last one to go ashore. He easily tore off the rainproof cloth from the boat, crumpled it into a ball, and carried it on his shoulders: "Keep this, if you need to use the boat, at least it can block the rain." As soon as he stepped onto the steps, his feet slipped and he almost fell into the water. Fortunately, he reached out to help him. "Be careful." Yi Xi whispered, his eyes had darkened, and he fell at the dark entrance of the mall. "The situation inside is unknown, so stay close and don't run around. And..." Huaiji answered quickly: "I know, I know." He quickly raised his hand, "At this time, apocalyptic novels have to collect supplies, such as lighters, food, drinking water, etc." The four of them walked into the mall hall one after another. A damp, musty smell mixed with dust came to my face, even colder than the cold wind outside. The ground was full of water, varying in depth, reflecting the gray skylight outside the broken window, and it was impossible to see the end. The shelves were tilted here and there, many products were soaked in water, the packaging was in a mess, and some debris was floating here and there. It was so quiet that the only sound left was the sound of water and their footsteps. Several people were arranging their own tasks, but a few people were still stamping their feet and rubbing their hands, discussing whether to build a fire again, and cursing the damn weather. Yihong rubbed his hands that were purple from the cold and looked around: "This place is so big, isn't there something weird hidden there?" As soon as he finished speaking, there was a soft "click" sound above his head, as if something had broken the glass. "I'll go, you crow's mouth." He Xi was very convinced. Everyone stopped instantly and held their breath. Huaiji's heart tightened, and she subconsciously threw the rainproof cloth behind her, clenching her fists and saying, "Who?" The thing couldn't be seen clearly in the shadow at the top of the stairs. Yihong raised his hand to signal everyone to be silent. He stepped softer, raised the tip of the knife slightly, and slowly approached the source of the sound. At the same time, Yihong was following behind him, ready to activate [Kong Yan] at any time. The water at the entrance of the stairs was gently pushed away, and everyone saw the ripples being stirred up and hitting the ankles of the two people. A blurry figure slowly walked out from the shadow at the entrance of the stairs. The dome of the shopping mall was broken in several places, and cold rain poured in at an angle. At the same time, the water dripping from the upper floor made a pitter-patter sound. The two sides faced off for a long time, but the other side was never seen. Huai Ji stood behind and subconsciously pulled the two girls behind him: "They are humans or ghosts. Come out and say something!" This move had an immediate effect. The two people in a state of mental stress directly used the ultimate move. In an instant, the fire dragon rushed into the shadows, seemingly leading Yihong around the room. The situation was messy enough. Huai Ji felt that one of her elder sister's hands was being broken free. "Wait, where are you going?" Huai Ji wanted to catch Huai Yin, but He Xi's pull behind him made her miss the opportunity again, and she watched her sister... "Mannequin?" Not long after, Huai Yin's voice came from the shadows, with a bit of laughter and tears. She reached out and dragged a worn out mannequin, and walked out of the darkness. The clothes on the model were already soaked and moldy, and the facial features were blurred. It looked really scary. "Ah?" Huai Ji was filled with anxiety and pain just now, but now he reacted instantly. He was stunned at first, and then he was overjoyed and shouted at the two people who were still running around in the hall on guard, "It's a dummy! It's a dummy model in the mall, a false alarm!" "A false alarm?" Yi seemed to stop, looking at the moment and waving to them with both hands, feeling relieved. The same was true for Yihong, but as soon as his focus shifted away from the three people, he saw a looming figure standing at the corner on the other side of the door. Did he see it wrong? He wiped his eyes, and just about to ask Yi Xi if he saw it, he saw Yi Xi rushing out beside him. At the same time, the thing finally appeared, its skin was white and wrinkled, and it was illuminated by the light outside the door. At this time, the thing had the same smile as Huai Ji, waving to them with one hand from behind Huai Ji. "Why are you still standing there!" He pulled him back with similar words. The scene in front of him turned into Huaiji being thrown to the ground by the monster, Yihong was holding its stinky mouth with his bloody hand from behind, and Huaiyin Hexi also fell to the ground and was about to get up. It seems that Huaiji recommended it. Yihong raised his sword and stepped forward, as if Yihong was still creating opportunities for Yihong. "Up!" Yi Xi sided to avoid it, and Yi Hong's blade slashed across the monster's arm. "Bah!" The flesh was cut open, but there was no bright red blood. Only dark brown viscous liquid splashed out, and the fishy smell exploded instantly. The monster was in pain and roared even louder. It waved its other hand around like crazy, its nails grazing its forearm, leaving a few bloody traces immediately. Upon seeing this, Yihong spit out fire and the monster was burned and avoided. "Wow, Sichuan Opera spits fire." Huai Ji jumped up immediately. "What are you saying there? Go on!" Yihong threw Yi Si over and continued to complain, "What the hell is this? It's so difficult to deal with." Huaiji was almost put to sleep by someone, "Holy shit, are you a human?" "Yeah, this thing may be a human being." "I'm really curious about why your concern is so biased. How did you throw a big living person over here." "Shhh - don't talk, we're doing the operation." At this time, I could already feel that the other party was getting slower and slower. Yihong took advantage of the victory and pursued him. "Why does it feel a little strange..." Yisi sat aside and watched Huaijila's hatred, while Yihong made up for the damage. It looks like the opponent is retreating, but why is it defensive instead of counterattack? Did the blow just now really destroy the opponent's combat effectiveness? Yi seemed to recall Ren Su's behavior at that time, and muttered to himself, was it really Ren Su? That inconsistent smile seemed to linger in my mind for a long time. "No." Yi Si stood up, "Yi Hong, run!" At this moment, Yi Hong was still talking to Huai Ji: "Watch it, brother, this knife will be very handsome." Hearing Yi Si's words, he turned his head and before he could react, he saw a whisper behind him. "Watch it..." Yihong turned around and saw the smile he had just a minute ago on the other person's white and wrinkled face. "This knife will be very handsome!" The water around his feet was sucked away, and the wrinkled face appeared as before. "Oh, that's it?" Yihong was very disappointed, "Aren't you tired of eating all over the world with one move? Can't you try a new one?" A similar voice came: "That's not a human cover, it should be a fake one." "So what? I'm not afraid of the real one, can the fake one be on the stage?" "A real person can become a fake one." Yihong was about to tell the other party that he had made up his mind, but what he wanted to say at this time was reduced to one sentence. "What are you talking about?" But before he could take the next step, he led everyone away from the place. At this moment, several people came to the breathtaking 888 Su Nai. "I feel heartache," said Huaiji, who had been forced to stay up late in the past few days. "I don't feel pain." "I didn't ask you..." "I don't want you to feel it, I want me to feel it." "So what's going on." Yihong was very unhappy. It was only 800 meters away from the last time, and here it comes again! "Then there must be something wrong with the rain." "Say something useful." "Do you remember the feeling of being caught in the rain?" "Dizziness?" "I think if we get wet with a little more rain, we will end up like that." "Become a dummy?" Yihong was a little scared, but felt something was wrong, "That's not right... There is at least some rain leaking in this shopping mall." "You... You're stupid..." At this moment, Yi Xi felt a little out of breath while talking and running, "Then where did the water in the mall come from, did it come from the sky? No, it seems to have come from the sky. You... You kid almost got me in." Yihong was taught. Yihong thinks. Yihong discovered a blind spot. "That's not right. According to you, we have been together for so long, why haven't we changed?" "Are you going to bet on your 50%, no, maybe less than 50% winning rate?" Yihong was taught, Yihong shut up, and Yihong ran away.

909 我 I Just Want to Keep Fit, Why Am I a Terminator? Jiangnan TravelerUrban202k WordsOngoing 412Reads—Score—Shelves

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The book is full of imagination, exciting plot, and full of laughs, especially in the later chapters, which contain a large number of daily funny and outrageous cases. You can't express it in the first few chapters, but you will know the fun after reading a few more chapters.

911 老 Boss, Can We Really Counterattack with This Mental State? Exploding Bell PeppersModern Romance347k WordsOngoing 208Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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Help! Lin Yunche's father's actions are too outrageous! Relying on the Lin family to reach the top is not enough. He actually raised a child as old as himself outside. The whole family is his tool to climb up. This "good father" filter is shattered. How can you not watch the feeling of revenge?

912 d Dokidoki Love Battle Cool Bean CurdMystery204k WordsCompleted —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Some teachers, some. Although the cover is abstract, the content is actually more abstract. It is the story of the love between an alien and a system in Infinite Stream.

913 修 Cultivation Is Not Broadcast Live, the Taoist Immortal Is Completely Heartbroken Late SummerEastern Fantasy261k WordsCompleted 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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As soon as the male protagonist started the live broadcast, all the immortals could not sit still.

914 三 Three Children, None of Them Are My Biological Children The Sky and the Sun Are ConcentricUrban137k WordsOngoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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It's very funny and abstract. When you read Chapter 15, you'll hit me if you don't laugh.

915 松 Upper Reaches of Songhua River Ah Huan, Who Loves to Eat GratiaoModern Romance91k WordsOngoing 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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Good period writing, a bit abstract

916 出 Cheating or a Special Contract? Eat Noodles Only with Fried NoodlesUrban493k WordsOngoing 30Reads—Score—Shelves

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Still a bit abstract

917 没 No One Will Watch! Xue Jiaqiang of Jade Emperor TempleEastern Fantasy48k WordsOngoing —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Just look at it and say nothing.

919 我 I Am a Cat: I Am the King of Rolls in the Animal World A Little Star29k WordsCompleted 1Reads8.5Score—Shelves

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The first book is inspirational and the second book is pure imagination.

920 小 Darling, I've Been Seducing You for a Long Time Mountain Trace7k WordsCompleted 102Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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After the coming-of-age ceremony, my boyfriend seemed like a different person. Feed me milk, help me zip up my skirt, and even look disheveled in front of me. Until that night, he pulled me into his arms and said in a hoarse voice, "My dear, can't you see that I'm seducing you?"

924 这 Are You Sure It's Okay to Cultivate Immortality Like This? Wu YongxiEastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted 731Reads6.1Score—Shelves

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Sun Juan was trembling all over, but she didn't dare to disobey. The midwife took her into the back hall and returned after a while, loudly saying, "Sir, Sun Juan has been examined and found that her hymen is still there. She is still a virgin!" The audience was in an uproar! "What! Still a virgin after being raped? What the hell was raped?" [Please update]

928 癫 The Crazy Old Man and the Crazy Old Woman Show up in Variety Shows, Go Crazy and Make Everyone Angry Huai XujiuModern Romance128k WordsCompleted 143Reads—Score158Shelves

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Yes, brother, there is

931 此 This Place Is Full of Outsiders Nanyuan PalaceUrban320k WordsCompleted 37Reads—Score—Shelves

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Watch it when you're bored

934 副 The Vice Principal Turned Out to Be the Emperor of the Toilet, I Made a Big Fuss in the Kingdom Juvenile FishUrban101k WordsOngoing 21Reads—Score—Shelves

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I wrote it myself, a friend said it was suitable for abstract tracks, but the main tag was wrong!

935 鼠 The Rat King Forced Me to Become an Immortal, and I Became Rich by Picking up Leaks. The Guest in the WildernessUrban659k WordsOngoing 7.6kReads8.1Score808Shelves

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We are experts in treasure hunting! One person and one mouse will take you on a treasure hunt and adventure across the world! Not an invincible flow! Let's start by picking up missing pieces from the antique stalls on Earth!

938 可 But I'm Really Not a Mental Patient Pharmacists Don't Understand MedicineUrban134k WordsOngoing 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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This book is quite abstract, with settings in two worlds, dream and reality.

939 时 Time Is My Life Old Cow Eats Young StrawberriesUrban123k WordsCompleted 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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Maybe it's more abstract

940 日 The Sun Never Falls Furong King FRWUrban265k WordsOngoing 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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I don't know why a heroine like Lucifer was created.

943 我 I Am Revising the Script, and If I Change One Word, All the Staff Will Die Light Summer and Slightly WarmModern Romance64k WordsOngoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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Glyph of Favoring Sand] [No CP] [No-brainer cool article] Song Chuyi was a gangster in her previous life, and her enemies couldn't even kill her even if they collected eleven trucks. Open your eyes again and transform into an orphan girl from a poor village in ancient times. He broke the ancient tree with one punch and subdued his younger brother to occupy the mountain and become the king. Regarding the arrangements for the tunnels of the bastion, several groups of troops from the imperial court came to suppress them, but all were given free of charge. The emperor slapped the table and sent the current Prime Minister Shen Yanzhi to take action. The God of War who had been granted the title of wolf in the past, gave up martial arts to become the top scholar in literature in order to marry his beloved girl, and became the Prime Minister. He became a legend of his generation. Unexpectedly, Shen Yanzhi was confused when he saw the wanted poster: the girl in the portrait looked exactly like him. They are of the same age. Could it be that she was the daughter who was lost eighteen years ago? It's called a mission to suppress bandits, but it's actually a long-distance search for relatives. In front of the two armies, he dismounted and she threw the mace. "Daughter——" "Dad——" He hugged his head and cried. The younger brother behind him and the officers and soldiers on the opposite side were all dumbfounded. Shen Yanzhi wiped away his tears and said the first thing he said: "Your wanted order is still on my father's desk." He turned around and sent a message to his wife: My daughter has been found, and she is a violent gangster. Song Chu originally thought that it would be over if he recognized his relatives, but he found out that all members of the family were ruthless. My mother was able to carry the cauldron with her own strength. My grandmother broke down the city gate with a hammer, and my grandfather was granted the title of King Bingjian by the great general of the country. She finally realized: this is not a matter of nurture, the blood of gangsters, authentic ancestral tradition.

945 小 The Alternative Romance of Little Eunuch Su That Poisonous Woman132k WordsOngoing —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Very crazy article, funny

947 霸 Boss Ba: Look at Me Holding These Chopsticks Rocket Fuel18k WordsCompleted 1Reads8.5Score—Shelves

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Come on, come on, it's so sweet.

949 明 You're Obviously Invincible but You Can't Pretend to Be Invincible Refuse to Be the Sixth ChildUrban425k WordsCompleted 295Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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Original name: Every system in it is very strong, don't mess with rubbish systems: multi-system text, unlimited, heavenly, invincible, cool text, combat power and world view settings are very high. The main world is weird, it has everything, online IQ, clear logic, perfect integration, strange rules, ghosts, fantasy, fairy tales, cities, high martial arts, technology, western fantasy, ancient times, it is very exciting. Relaxed, invincible at the beginning, in the game world, all the plots are just for pleasure, non-toxic, surprising, not scary, just funny, ghosts, not bloody, just warm!

950 坏 The Bad Boss Came Back with a Sex Change and Forced Me to Be a Good Person Every Day Momo's FeiUrban322k WordsCompleted 2Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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In the magic phone, the silly girl turns into a gender-changing male protagonist. She is so curious.