Looking for a Cultivation Ensemble Novel with No Romance, Lots of Humor, and an Epic Scope 求修仙群像无CP，搞笑，大格局的文。

1. 1 你 You Call That a Healer? She Bludgeons Everyone to Death 你管这叫奶妈？她把人头都锤爆了 Mu Huichun暮回春Ancient Romance3.6M WordsOngoing The print edition of I Can Pluck the Stars is available on all platforms. Genius + rich woman from the start. The day Ning Ruan left her village, a menace appeared on the Nine Provinces Continent. A mage? A sword cultivator? No, she just wanted to be a healer! All the continent’s geniuses: Shut up, you poisonous healer! Later: “Help! I never knew healers could heal people to death until I met Ning Ruan!” “But isn’t she a metal-element spiritual adept?” “Isn’t she wood-element?” “She’s clearl 212.2kReads9.5Score17.7k14d adds

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   Ningruan lives up to its reputation.

2. 2 贫 Just a Poor Rogue Cultivator. Why Are You Kneeling, Fellow Daoist? 贫穷散修一枚，道友何故下跪？ Knife, Medicine, Pen刀药笔Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [No romance, ensemble cast] [A goofy trio of wandering cultivators] [Female-led cultivation progression, few scenes involving children, skip if that bothers you] Song Li transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the evil female supporting character. After bullying the heroine, she is thrown by her own brother into the Abandoned Infant Pagoda, where she dies at the hands of countless vengeful infant spirits. Waking inside the pagoda, she looks at the crying spirits and says, “I can be your mother 31.3kReads9.4Score4.2k14d adds

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   An ensemble cast, a story that blends orthodox and unorthodox cultivation themes, with some humorous elements, and no romantic pairings.

3. 3 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱 Qi Yi Zi七一子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 106.3kReads9.5Score15.5k14d adds

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   The female protagonist paves the way for countless lifetimes; she is both powerful and abstract.

4. 4 修 Cultivating Immortality: The Many Flavors of Crazy Men and Women 修仙，颠公癫婆的多样性 The Spanish Mackerel Who Can't Swim不会水的秋刀鱼Ancient Romance855k WordsCompleted [Cultivation + no romance + growth-oriented heroine + snarky humor + rebirth + everyday master-and-disciple life + comedy + feel-good power fantasy] Formerly titled “I Absolutely Will Not Fall in Love with My Master” Xing Wan was a doomed side character in a story about tragic love between master and disciple. She never imagined there could be so many hopeless romantics in the world. Disciples fall in love with their masters, masters fall in love with their disciples, and even when the master do 289Reads8.6Score—14d adds

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   It's hard to understand why such a good book has such a low rating; it really is excellent! (Review contains spoilers, proceed with caution.) At first, I thought it was one of those formulaic stories about the protagonist fighting against fate, but after reading it, I realized it's completely different. Author, you are truly amazing! The immortal sects in the book are like the Shushan sect in Legend of Sword and Fairy 3, taking it upon themselves to slay demons and protect all living beings. There's no sectarian infighting, no backstabbing; it's warm yet powerful. Everyone in Yunheng Mountain is incredibly kind. The other immortal sects are the same, except for a few eccentric characters. In this book, human life is the most precious and heartwarming thing. The author's character development is truly strong. Xingwan is a child of the earth; the earth is her mother, and her master is her father. She was raised by her master as an independent person, not a rose, not an object, but a person, a real person. Their master-disciple relationship and the camaraderie within the sects are truly moving. Fortunately, in the end, they all survived.

5. 5 满 My Sect Is Full of Hidden Dragons and Young Phoenixes, but My Junior Sister Is the Best of Them All 满宗卧龙凤雏，师妹她是个中翘楚 Bei Ji'an Liang北季安凉Ancient Romance3.2M WordsCompleted What should you do if you accidentally become the senior sister who serves as a stepping stone for the female lead in a novel? Gu Xia is in a complicated mood after from the start receiving a wonderful package deal: a huge drop in cultivation and a blind master who plays favorites. There’s no way she’s going to admit she did anything wrong. She hands back her disciple token, dusts herself off, and heads down the mountain to find a new backer. Instead, she leaps straight to the top and joins the 20.6kReads9.0Score2.4k14d adds

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   The plot is full of twists and turns, with foreshadowing later on—it's super good! I love it!

6. 6 全 The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗，小师妹是真狗 Holding Hands by the Fire执手烟火Ancient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 181.6kReads9.5Score23.4k14d adds
7. 7 穿 I Transmigrated into a Cultivation Novel, but Is This Actually a Women's Romance?! 穿越修仙文，但是疑似女频？！ Chaivvvvv柴vvvvvEastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted [Cultivation, Ruthless Male Lead (Fourth Chapter Onward, He Starts Chopping, and Doesn’t Stop Until It’s Satisfying] He transmigrated into a cultivation world, but there was another soul inside his body. A woman! A lovesick, sweet little flower!!!!!!! And they had to take turns controlling the body every day. Shu Qiuqiao: I heard the protagonists in male-oriented novels kill people’s entire families at the drop of a hat and never bother with reason. Li Xia: That’s a complete slander! Who said th 42.4kReads9.2Score6.8k14d adds
8. 8 皓 The Bright Moon Shines on the Immortal Path 皓月照仙路 Mint Nebula薄荷星云Ancient Romance322k WordsCompleted [Traditional fantasy + pseudo book transmigration + no romance + strong female lead + genius + revenge] [If cultivation isn’t for the people, you might as well go home and grow sweet potatoes. The heroine will help many people along the way, but she won’t show mercy to villains. Readers who mind can steer clear.] Song Mingzhao was killed by a male-oriented novel with an especially vicious plot. When she opened her eyes again, she discovered that she had transmigrated into a book and become a min 109Reads8.1Score—14d adds
9. 9 女EN The Infinite Reset: A Side Character's Journey to Immortality 女配修仙，但是无限读档 Moon Facing the Sky月对空Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [No romance, an absolutely massive golden finger, carefree cultivation, fighting monsters and leveling up] What happens when a cannon-fodder supporting heroine gains the ability to reload infinitely... Bad spiritual roots from the start? Reload and try again. Can’t win the sect tournament? Reload and try again. A secret realm full of danger? Reload to avoid every danger and collect every rare treasure. Offended a high-ranking cultivator? Even with just a 1% chance of success, keep reloading thro 74.2kReads9.4Score9.9k14d adds
10. 10 系 The System Granted Me Immortality and Invincibility, but Not Eternal Youth 系统赐我长生无敌，却没赐我不老 Bu Nishang of Liuxi柳溪的步霓裳Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyday cultivation + decisive and ruthless + irreverent cultivation + old-timer mentor + a little System] (A serious note: This book is told from the perspective of a long-lived old man. Cultivation techniques and spirit stones aren’t important, and there’s no leveling up, monster slaying, or auction-house browsing. If you like stories about young protagonists leveling up, slaying monsters, and visiting auction houses, go read those instead. This book has none of that.) “Sir~ Come on in~” “Yo 16.1kReads8.4Score1.3k14d adds
11. 11 开EN From the Start, Immortal for Eternity, Laying Low Until the End of Time 开局长生万古，苟到天荒地老 Purple Spirit Wind and Snow紫灵风雪Eastern Fantasy6.1M WordsCompleted [Published in print] [Not a wish-fulfillment story + tranquil daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no tragedy + survival expert] Enter with caution. A longevity story told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, moves into a small domain, and then enters the vast world of cultivation, passing through the eras of flourishing development, golden prosperity, the collapse of the rules, the great dark up 515.8kReads9.7Score69.9k14d adds
12. 12 炮 The Cannon Fodder Has a Mean Streak and Won’t Be the Female Lead’s Foil 炮灰一身反骨，不做女主对照组 Ancient City Traces古城迹Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [No CP, the heroine stands on her own, and there are lots of divine beasts! The author is writing without overthinking it, so I suggest you read without overthinking it too. No need to tell me if you drop the book.] Nan Ming died heroically while saving someone. Thanks to her boundless merit, she was reborn in another world as the youngest daughter of the Beast Taming Sect’s leader. Her soul was unstable, leaving her foolish for years, and people bullied her. To top it off, her fiancé, who was i 403Reads7.3Score—14d adds

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    The writing is concise and the logic is sound; it's a good article.

13. 13 修 The Cultivation World Is So Twisted, Yet They Call Me Shameless 修真界如此丧病，他们却怪我无耻 Moonshadow Thousand Kill月影千杀Ancient Romance259k WordsOngoing [Ensemble cast + no romance + powerful female lead + live-streamed tournament] Bai Huanxi, a top arms researcher from the interstellar era, transmigrates to a cultivation world and becomes an abandoned five-year-old mortal girl. Worse, she is eroded by demonic energy and sentenced to die within three days. The cultivation world really is messed up. Mortals’ lives are worth less than grass, and no one even gets a chance at emergency treatment. To stay alive, Bai Huanxi is forced to set foot on th 1Reads8.0Score114d adds
14. 14 挖 Bone-Mining and Blood-Draining: A Madwoman Goes on a Rampage in the Cultivation World 挖骨取血，疯批在修仙界杀疯了 Green Veggie Little Bunny青菜小 兔Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted (No romance + unhinged heroine + skewed values + a touch of ensemble cast + a touch of redemption + selfish, growth-oriented female lead. If that's not your thing, don't read or leave hate. Just quietly move on; it's better for everyone! Sending love ❥(ゝω·✿ฺ)) After transmigrating, Jiang Hanqing became a pitiful senior sister whose spiritual root had been stolen. Her own younger sister took her bones and seized her spiritual root. Was she supposed to put up with that? Absolutely not! When you 3.6kReads8.8Score43814d adds
15. 15 全 Everyone in the Sect Is Love-Brained, Except Me, a True Lunatic 全宗门都是恋爱脑，唯我是真疯批 Paper Tiger纸老虎Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted The complete print edition of A Double Crossing is now available on all platforms. Relationship blogger Lin Du died of a broken heart after being driven crazy by hopeless romantics. After death, she transmigrated into a tragic romance cultivation novel, becoming the beautiful, powerful, yet doomed junior uncle who paved the way for the protagonists' great love with her own ashes. After reading the script, she slowly typed a question mark. “Have they dug up every wild vegetable on this sect's mou 234.9kReads9.7Score27.6k14d adds

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    This brings me to my junior uncle 🍉

16. 16 你 You Watch Over the World, I’ll Watch Over You 你管苍生，我管你 Create Light, Become Light创造光成为光Ancient Romance830k WordsOngoing The protagonist in this book has no romance. The System changed the tags on its own. I guarantee there is no romance. If there is, come yell at me!!! The story focuses on bonds between master and disciple, fellow disciples, family, friends, and teammates, as well as saving all living beings. The protagonist, Yuan Xiaoyin, has already transcended, but he's still slacking off. He's caught and thrown into a world of immortals and demons to complete missions. Would you look at that! The moment he ar 250Reads8.4Score—14d adds

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    Look at this (*·ω·)👉

17. 17 满 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 251.1kReads9.6Score25.1k14d adds

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    This is good, they're all pretty good.

18. 18 我 I’m Just a Servant, and You Want Me to Dual Cultivate? 我都杂役了，你让我双修？ Endless Good Luck欧气漫漫Eastern Fantasy234k WordsCompleted Young Gu Changqing sells everything he owns to join an immortal sect for the sake of his childhood sweetheart, only to be humiliated and pushed off a cliff by the woman he loves and a peerless prodigy working together. At the brink of death, he obtains an ancient legacy and begins defying fate. Rising to power through dual cultivation with a bevy of beauties, he eventually becomes a co-ruler who saves the world, then retires with his beloved women. 240Reads—Score—14d adds

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    A young man is humiliated and pushed off a cliff by his beloved and a prodigy. In this desperate situation, he obtains an ancient inheritance, thus defying fate and rising to power with many beauties in his cultivation. He eventually becomes the savior of the world and retires into seclusion with his beloved.

19. 19 小 My Junior Sister Says Even a Madman Is a God 小师妹说神经也是神 Lop-Eared Rabbit Who Loves Cilantro爱吃香菜的垂耳兔Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Jiang Zhu transmigrates into a novel about a girl adored by everyone, as a disposable female side character. The junior apprentice sister is gifted and loved by all, while the side character has cultivated for years and is still useless. In the end, she's pushed out to take a blade for the junior sister and dies miserably in the street. She opens her eyes to the sight of a whole sect full of hopeless sycophants, and Jiang Zhu wants to die. The heroine's suitors are everywhere. How about I bec 38.1kReads9.3Score4.6k14d adds
20. 20 沙 The Goofy Heroine Uses Tech to Cultivate Immortality and Becomes Unstoppable 沙雕女主科技修仙，超神逆天 Chilly Dawn Light晓光寒Ancient Romance588k WordsOngoing [Transmigrate into a Book, Absurd Comedy, Ensemble Cast with No Romance, Female Lead Is a Weapons Master] Jiang Ning transmigrates into the heroine of a feel-good xianxia novel. She thinks she can follow the plot and reach the pinnacle of life, only to discover the book’s wicked villainess has been reborn, too! The villainess gets there first, destroys Jiang Ning’s dantian, and dumps her at the gates of Zhaoyuan Sect. In the original story, everyone from Zhaoyuan Sect eventually becomes a villai 986Reads9.3Score17614d adds
21. 21 小 My Junior Sister Doesn’t Do Sentimental Speeches, She Slaps People 小师妹不爱煽情，爱扇人 Jian Xi简兮Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [A small ensemble cast + romance] After transmigrating into a book, Lin Yun becomes a cannon-fodder female character in the cultivation world, destined for a gruesome death. She lives by the principle that she’d rather starve, freeze, work herself to death, choke, fall, drown, burn, get electrocuted, hang herself, die of illness, grow old, or die laughing than be killed by someone else. So she keeps her distance from the heroine, joins a minor sect, and lies flat! Things don’t go according to pl 14.8kReads9.2Score1.8k14d adds
22. 22 小 My Little Junior Sister Can Do Anything: She Leads Our Beautiful, Strong, and Tragic Sect to Victory 小师妹无所不能，带飞宗门美强惨 Lou Yi楼疑Ancient Romance413k WordsOngoing Yan Ju fell asleep and transmigrated into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female supporting character. The moment she arrived, she was saddled with a terrible accusation and nearly pierced through the heart by the heroine’s sword. Knowing the plot, Yan Ju promptly pinned the blame on the heroine, ran as far away as possible, and joined the most remote sect she could find. Yan Ju thought she could stay far away from the heroine and lie flat in peace from then on. Who could have guessed her 40Reads7.4Score—14d adds
23. 23 神 The Divine Venerable Became My Bodyguard, and I Ascended to Immortality 神尊给我当保镖，一朝成仙 Ji Wanyi霁万弋Ancient Romance342k WordsOngoing [Strong Female Lead + Cultivation + No CP + No Male Lead + Feel-Good Revenge] Tens of thousands of years ago, the war between gods and demons supposedly claimed the lives of all twelve Divine Venerables, bringing the mortal realm tens of thousands of years of peace. Ten thousand years later, the Shen family brought back their second daughter, Yuan Chu, who had been abandoned outside an estate. But they planned to take her spiritual root and give it to the Shen family’s eldest daughter. While imp 7Reads—Score—14d adds

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