Looking for Stories That'll Make My Stomach Hurt from Laughing! 求笑到肚子疼的文！！！
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Fortune-Telling at a Street Stall: From the Start, I Was Given a Banner Calling Me the Bane of Evil 摆摊算命，开局被授罪恶克星锦旗
[Fortune-telling + livestreaming + comedy + ghosts and monsters + female lead? (There is romance, so please don’t attack me if it’s not your thing.)] After pretending to be crazy in an asylum for ten years, Xu Lang is finally released and awakens the “Make Your Tall Tales Come True” System. With his mastery of the mystical art in Questions to Heaven, and the System’s support, Xu Lang sets off on an extraordinary life! He’s barely set up his fortune-telling stall when a fugitive who’s been on the
3kReads8.9Score268Shelves
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My Food Refreshes at Random, Leaving Customers Drooling 我的美食随机刷新，顾客馋哭了
This book is also known as: Selling Extra-Spicy Grilled Wings Outside a Colorectal Hospital [Food + no female lead + everyday life + comedy + perfect with a meal] Lin Xuan didn't want to go to work, so he unexpectedly bound himself to a food System. Every week, it assigned a random location and a random dish. But the very first week's task left him dumbfounded. What? Sell extra-spicy grilled wings outside a colorectal hospital? What kind of devilish task was that? And that was only the beginnin
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This Boss Is So Sneaky, He Takes His Street Stall Everywhere 这老板真苟，摆个地摊还到处走
[The print edition of Random Gourmet Stall is now available on major platforms] [Gourmet] [No romance] [Everyday life] [Comedy] [Comfort food] [Cozy] [Healing] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Zhou unexpectedly binds himself to a Random Gourmet System. Every week brings a random location, random food, and different customers. He sells buns at the park entrance, century egg and lean pork congee on a mountaintop, and candied hawthorns outside a school. Every dish is mouthwatering and
85.4kReads9.5Score8.7kShelves
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Boss, You're Running a Stall, So Why Do You Have a Roaming Skill? 老板摆个摊，怎么还带游走技能？
[Food + No Romance + Lighthearted Comedy + Everyday Life + Heartwarming] Jiang Yiwen transmigrates to a parallel world. He had planned to lie flat, but who could have guessed he’d be bound to the Ultimate Delicious Food System? On his first day, his goal is to earn three hundred yuan to complete a mission and receive a mysterious reward. And so, a boss who leaves every customer utterly frustrated makes his debut. When the aroma of his food wafts for miles and keeps everyone coming back for more.
445Reads6.4Score111Shelves
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The Ninth Special Zone 第九特区
After the catastrophe, the land was scarred beyond recognition. Food was scarce, resources were in short supply, and the situation was chaotic... A young man who had fought his way out of an undeveloped zone, with endless yellow sand at his back, came alone to District Nine to make a living. Yet he never expected to meet a few good friends by chance, rise to prominence in the chaotic era over a single thought, and embark on a legendary journey...
235.4kReads9.6Score28.5kShelves
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I Have Three Months Left to Live, So Let Me Die in Peace 还剩三个月命，请让我从容赴死
From childhood onward, Zhuang Zi'ang was the kind of kid everyone called “the child other parents wish they had”: a model student every year and always first in his class. But after his parents divorced and his father started a new family, he became a child neither parent loved. At just eighteen, Zhuang Zi'ang is diagnosed with a terminal illness and given only three months to live. With his final three months, he decides to let out his rebellious, wild side and be truly himself for once. While
141.1kReads9.8Score16.1kShelves
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After Moving in with My Childhood Friend’s Younger Brother, He Flirted Me Senseless 和竹马弟弟同居后，我被撩疯了
[Older woman and younger man, childhood sweethearts, one-on-one romance, both virgins, long-planned pursuit] During graduation season, Chi Xia’s childhood friend, whom she hadn’t seen in years, came to stay with her. He took care of all the housework and was so sweet and considerate that Chi Xia could just lie flat. Who knew that come nightfall, Shao Zeyan would turn into a completely different person? First day: “I’m upset, Sis. Cheer me up.” Second day: “Sis, I’m scared of thunder. Stay with m
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Beating Up a Fox Spirit Who Wants a Title: What Do I Do When She Won't Leave Me Alone? 暴揍讨封狐狸精：被她赖上怎么办
I Beat Up the Fox Spirit Who Wanted Me to Name Her: What Do I Do When She Won't Leave Me Alone?
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Yellow Weasel! If You Dare, Bring It On! 黄大仙！不服放马过来！
Yellow Weasel! If you disagree, bring it on!
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Doing Business in the Heavens, I Fleeced Every Immortal in Sight 我在天上做生意，薅秃了各路神仙
I Do Business in Heaven, Shearing All the Gods Bald
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I Fatting Up My Childhood Friend and Bestie, Then Sent Them to Prison 喂肥竹马和闺蜜，送他们进监狱
I fattened up my childhood sweetheart and best friend, then sent them to prison
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Report, Commander: Your Grandson Took His Wife Out to Beat Someone Up Again 报告首长你孙子带媳妇又去打人了
[Complete + male lead takes the domestic role, female lead takes the career role + fussy, love-struck husband + daily face-slapping antics of the compound's little tyrant in the 1970s] Shen Xia transmigrated into an ongoing period novel and became a pitiful girl whose father didn't care for her and whose mother didn't love her. After transmigrating, Shen Xia accidentally discovered that something was wrong with her identity. She reported her adoptive parents, sent her adoptive father to labor ca
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This Sin of Mine 这个孽啊
[Comedy + Wish Fulfillment + Passionate Action + Everyday Life] The eccentric troublemaker Shen Xing, together with a System that’s anything but proper, causes all kinds of chaos and wins a crowd of admirers. A troublemaker doesn’t need friends. I hate the people who bully me, and the people who won’t let me bully them even more.
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Daylight's Sweet Embrace 白日倾欢
[Top-Tier Family, Unhinged Powerful Male Lead, Rose-like Beauty Female Lead, He Spoils Her Fiercely, Both Untouched] What Jian Huan regretted most was provoking her fiancé’s older brother to get revenge on her fiancé. She meant to have her fun and run, but it turns out it’s easy to invite trouble and hard to get rid of it. One night of passion, and now they were tangled up in each other. “Second Master Lou, this sort of thing should be mutual.” Lou Xiao pressed closer, step by step. “That doesn’
41.5kReads9.2Score4.5kShelves
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The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta 小小老子当团宠，把渣爹当胎盘哄
The print edition of A Boat in a Single Thought is now available on all platforms. [Comedy + raising kids + everyone’s favorite + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + the adult heroine’s love interest is Lu Jinghuai] [A funny, sunny heroine who actually has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve x a saintly beauty who is really a sinister, venomous schemer] Ji Nian transmigrates into a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, becoming the universally disliked biological daughter of the heroine’s pow
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Quick Transmigration: When a Funny Girl Meets a Yandere 快穿之当搞笑女遇上病娇
[Warning: The yandere tendencies grow more intense over time. The first world doesn't count as yandere.] Jiang Zhi unexpectedly acquired a System, along with the chance to experience all kinds of different worlds. Each world came with its own missions and clear rewards and punishments. Jiang Zhi: Since I'm already here, what have I got to be afraid of? But nobody told her the main characters would all be this messed up, okay?! After going through all sorts of things, Jiang Zhi learned one thing:
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There Are a Thousand Goofballs, and Half of Them Are in the Villain’s Family 沙雕千千万，反派家占一半
[Absurd Comedy + Entertainment Industry + Cathartic Revenge + One-on-One Romance] Gu Xixi, the tragic heroine of a melodramatic romance, was found by her family. The good news: Her parents are the richest people in the country, and her brother is a top-tier star. The bad news: Her entire family are villains. Heh heh heh. You can’t even imagine how much fun it is to be a villain! She gets guilt-tripped on a variety show. Her billionaire parents say, “We’re villains. We never had any morals to beg
2.1kReads9.2Score297Shelves
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I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱
[Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b
114.1kReads9.5Score16.9kShelves
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They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八
[Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.”
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Breaking News! The Goddess Became the World's Favorite Thanks to Her Goofy Antics 惊爆！神明她靠沙雕成了全球团宠
[Everyone is ridiculous + adored by the whole family + no logic, just laughs] Tantan transmigrated into a book, becoming a disposable character in an old-school Mary Sue novel. She thought her mission was to fight the heroine and save the villain who’d turned evil, but who could have guessed… this world was completely out of whack! The domineering CEO hero and her three nutcase older brothers all begged her to acknowledge her family and let them spoil her. The white-lotus heroine turned out to
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Wilderness Survival: Sparks Fly Between Me and My Five Exes 荒野求生：我和五个前任火光四射
[Live Streaming + Sweet Romance + Lighthearted Comedy + Feel-Good Story + System + Survival Variety Show + Showbiz] Qi Fei, the number one female sword cultivator in the Three Realms, practiced until she suffered a cultivation deviation. Her soul entered another world to undergo tribulations, and when she opened her eyes, she had become a D-list actress who was universally hated online, taking part in a wilderness survival variety show. There was nothing wrong with joining the show. But why were
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Crazy, All Crazy, A Little Madness Is Good 癫，都癫，癫点好啊
[Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay.
371.2kReads9.8Score54.4kShelves
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I’m a Three-Year-Old Empress, Yet Dad Keeps Tossing Me Out! 女帝三岁半，我又被爹爹丢出去啦
[Short drama now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) [Animated comic now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) Ye Tuantuan was sneaking snacks in the kitchen when her prince father caught her red-handed. As he grabbed her by the collar and lifted her up, she was still secretly biting down on a shrimp with all her might. Ninth Prince: “Is this really my kid? How can she be so dumb? Maybe I should just throw her away.” Ye Tuantuan’s eyes sparkled. “Wow, Daddy is so handsome.” Empress System: “I’ve n
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I Wake Up Ready to Fight. If the Villain Won't Do It, I Will 两眼一睁就是干，反派不干我来干
Guan Yu accidentally transmigrates into a book and discovers she has become the vicious supporting female character in a domineering CEO novel: the early-dead wife of the story’s big bad. The System she gets bound to isn’t a redemption System, but a Villainess System. As the name suggests, a villainess targets everyone equally and makes sure nobody has a good time! On a dating reality show, each pair of contestants is given a limited budget. Every other team keeps generously offering to let the
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Going Wild and Slacking Off on a Dating Show: My Mouth Runs Ahead While My Brain Scrambles to Catch Up 发疯摆烂上恋综，嘴在前飞脑狂追
[Hilarious + ridiculous antics + unhinged humor + absolutely shameless] Su Mu transmigrates into a book and becomes a washed-up nobody with a mountain of scandals. From the start, she’s already on a dating reality show. While everyone else on these shows works themselves to the bone, terrified of seeming too carefree, Su Mu glares, sticks out a leg, and immediately gives up and goes berserk. When a scumbag comes at her, she rips his car door right off: “I’ve got a wicked mind, and I’ve never lov
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You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？
[Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you
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A Guide to Our Adored Little Rascal Climbing Onto the Roof and Tearing It Apart 团宠崽崽上房揭瓦指南
[Foil Cannon Fodder + Wacky Premise + Face-Slapping and Crushing Scum + Saving the Villain + Adored Little Darling + A Touch of Ensemble Cast] After transmigrating, Song Zh sui finds herself the real daughter, switched at birth and abandoned from the moment she was born. She never has enough to eat or wear, and nearly gets beaten to death by her alcoholic adoptive father. To top it off, a System keeps chattering in her ear. System: Your mission is to continue the original host's life, struggling
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Best Friends Transmigrate Into a Book Together! Marry a Rough-and-Ready Man! If You Leave, I’m Leaving Too 闺蜜齐穿书！嫁糙汉！你离我也离
[Transmigrate into a book + rough-and-tough hero + sweet romance + face-slapping + daily life + building a fortune + raising kids] The moment Shen Wu opened her eyes, she saw a man who was exactly her type. Realizing she had transmigrated into a book, she then heard a familiar voice and understood that she wasn't the only one who had transmigrated: her best friend had come along too, and now they were sisters-in-law... The two of them had entered a novel written by someone who envied them. In
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Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签？贫道替你逆天改命！
[Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a
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Breaking! The Big Shot Is a Woman in Disguise, and She's Taking the Whole Galaxy by Storm 惊爆！大佬她女扮男装飒爆全星际
A goofy, off-the-wall story: cross-dressing as a man + playing the fool to catch the tiger off guard + powerful heroine adored by all + military academy and mecha elements ꒰^ↀωↀ^꒱❤❤ There is a male lead in the background (a so-called “plastic couple”), but you can also read it as having no couple at all ⌓‿⌓ Inaba: I pretended to be a man (and threw away my dignity), and got stronger too. The heroine is an emotionless goofball, not a romance-obsessed type. Inaba accidentally transmigrates to an i
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Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的
Lighthearted comedy + absurd humor + no romance + ensemble cast + unconventional tropes Nuwa lets out a yawn that lasts ten thousand years. When she opens her eyes, she can't believe it: it's 2030! Heaven has opened up trade with the mortal realm, and phones, AI, and internet products are everywhere. Mortal street food sells for the price of elixirs in Heaven, while Heaven's spirit stones are being traded in the mortal realm until they become a financial bubble. The Underworld is even more ridi
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The Fake Heiress Returns Reborn, and Her Whole Family Ends Up in Ruins! 假千金重生归来，全家火葬场了！
(Secret identities + true and fake heiresses + revenge + redemption + satisfying face-slapping) When Yun Yi learns she isn't their biological daughter, her whole family conspires to dismember her. Consumed by hatred, she returns to the day before she was torn apart. Determined to change her fate, she sets out to take revenge on her entire family! The Yun family welcomes their true daughter home and throws Yun Yi out to live with the shabby, run-down Gu family, where she finds a fiancé who is p
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The Three Treasures of the Mortal World 红尘三宝
What should you do when the Immortal Realm is being kept as livestock by aliens? The Celestial Worthy of Primordial Beginning borrows a soul from the Ancestral Star. Beauties of every kind arrive one after another. He cultivates alongside his wife, braves the mortal world, breaks through the void, refines chaos, and saves countless worlds!
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