Any Completely Unhinged Stories, the Kind That Make You Question the Author's Mental State? 有没有很颠的文，就是怀疑作者精神状态的那种

1. 601 两 The Two-Year-Old Turns the World Upside Down Every Day 两岁崽崽每天都倒反天罡 Six of One, Half a Dozen of the Other半斤八个两Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Adorable baby + doted on by everyone + no romance] When Gu Jingxiu was told he had a biological daughter, he was against the idea. After meeting her in person, he was... even more against it. He stared at the adorably clueless little girl before him, deep in thought. Why were everyone else’s daughters so dutiful, while his had turned into a laugh riot? “Gu Lulu, I’m telling you one last time: I’m human. I’ve been human since I was little.” “Daddy, I understand. It’s a secret. I won’t tell anyon 13.1kReads8.9Score814Shelves

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   A little baby in a gray Taoist robe, with two small buns on his head, toddled in. He opened the gourd and splashed the black talisman water inside directly onto the face of the vegetative man. Then, he raised his chubby little hands and started slapping the man's face repeatedly. He muttered, "Sheng Xuan, you rascal! Get up! Get up, get up, get up now!" The Sheng family members exchanged bewildered glances. After a three-second hesitation, the fourth brother, Sheng Siyu, forgot about crying and quickly got up to pick up the little dumpling who was slapping his third brother's buttocks. "Where did this baby come from? Don't damage my third brother's body!"

2. 602 真 The Real Heiress Failed Her Tribulation and Returned, Only to Give Up Trying 真千金渡劫失败穿回来后，摆烂了 I Want to Be a Rich Lady我想当富婆Modern Romance211k WordsCompleted [A sweet romance] [Fake and real heiress + taking life easy + delightfully unhinged + unabashed love + doting romance + past and present lives] Li You failed to survive her heavenly tribulation and was sent back from the cultivation world! After working hard for over a thousand years, she was back to square one in an instant. Li You: “Fine, fine! So that’s how you want to play!” - Scumbag dad: “Wanwan may not be our biological daughter, but we’ve raised her for years. The Li family is rich and p 6.3kReads9.1Score700Shelves

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   Haha, not only the author's mental state, but the protagonist's mental state is also worrying!

3. 603 她 Her Predicament 她之困局 Autumn Waters Play with Mayflies秋水戏蜉蝣Ancient Romance247k WordsCompleted [1vN, unconventional transmigrator, bewitching beauty, historical romance, brothel] After transmigrating into another body, she is trapped in a brothel and forced to take the place of a treacherous official's daughter. Gradually, she realizes her memories are wrong and that everything is a trap. They want to break her proud spirit, but she refuses to be bound by society's rules. They want knowledge from the future, but her ambitions are even greater. She may look delicate, but she's clear-eyed a 869Reads8.8Score104Shelves

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   😎This book is so interesting! The female protagonist starts out in a brothel, but she doesn't follow the usual path. Instead of trying to escape, she decides to expand and strengthen her business there, treating it like her home. Her ideas and methods are truly jaw-dropping, and this unique setting makes the whole story full of novelty and appeal.

4. 604 快 My System Seems Different from Theirs 快穿：宫斗？霸总？统统滚蛋！ Su Bancheng苏半城Historical2.6M WordsCompleted This book contains ninety-five small worlds, including supernatural tales, ancient history, modern cities, farming, cultivation, and all sorts of others. Many can be read as standalone stories without affecting the main plot. The protagonist’s System has no point shop and can’t offer much help... Most of the time, Fang Zhiyi has to move things forward on his own. “What? You’re saying I have an army of five hundred thousand, and the emperor suspects I’m plotting rebellion?” “That’s right. The Hos 55.2kReads8.8Score4.6kShelves

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   😄😄Every world is wonderful, with all sorts of little stories, the content is fantastic, and the supporting characters are great too. Who dares to challenge him in palace intrigue? He has his own army to fight back. There are also those who purge corrupt officials from the court, Taoist priests, and even the apocalypse.

5. 605 变 After Turning into a Monkey, I Go on a Rampage Beating People Every Day 变成猴子后每天都在发疯打人 Zhang Jiuling张九凌Modern Romance433k WordsCompleted [No romance, the heroine shines on her own] When Zhang Yingying opened her eyes, she discovered she had been reborn as a monkey in a zoo. Worse still, she was at the very bottom of the troop's pecking order. Every day, she went hungry and got chased around and beaten by the other monkeys. Zhang Yingying thought, “People should have a moral baseline. But who says I have to, when I'm a monkey?” “If I have no morals, no one can hold me to them!” Go wild! Go wild! Enjoy a wonderful life with no 494Reads8.8Score105Shelves

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   I'd call this the "pinnacle" of Tomato's writing! The first book's protagonist was a dog, the second was a mosquito, and I just finished the third, yum... It's really good! You have to believe me... The protagonist... How should I put it? It's just... Yum...

6. 606 纯 The Innocent Mosquito Is Burning Hot 纯情蚊子火辣辣 Little Abu小阿卜Modern Romance21k WordsCompleted Tired of life? Come on in and sample a whole new kind of flavor! After an accident, Lin Ke’er transmigrates into the body of a pet mosquito kept by domineering CEO Gu Can, and unexpectedly reveals that she can talk. She thinks he’ll slap her dead, but instead, the CEO develops a wildly obsessive love for her across species. Faced with Gu Can’s forceful imprisonment, she struggles desperately. “This could never work between us!” But he answers with obsessive determination. “Mosquito or human, you 223Reads—Score102Shelves
7. 607 快 Quick Transmigration: Everyone Knows I'm a Good Person 快穿：所有人都知道我是好人 Sweet Peach Peach Peach甜桃桃桃Modern Romance4.1M WordsOngoing Across three thousand small worlds, there are countless wicked women. Shu Jiao’s task is to make things right for the people whose lives were ruined by all kinds of wicked women. From then on... [World One: I’m a spendthrift? The nation will support me.] She’s kind, generous, patriotic, and beautiful. So what if she likes spending a little money? Let her have it! [World Two: The marquis’s daughter who lies all the time.] Lies? What lies? She’s so gentle and kind. How could she possibly lie? [Wor 130.2kReads9.4Score5.8kShelves

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   🍃🍃The vixen is bound to a whitewashing system. Her personality won't change. The spendthrift woman is a patriot leading the country to the neighboring mechanical Qin Dynasty; the fraudster has advanced technology. Skin whitening and weight loss are child's play.

8. 608 娜 Nana's Big Transformation 娜娜变大记 Aba Aba Ai阿巴阿巴唉Modern Romance20k WordsCompleted My new work is here! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support inspires me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 53.7kReads5.2Score2.2kShelves

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   Don't be fooled by the titles and ratings! These are truly excellent books—I'm not exaggerating, they're exceptionally good. I highly recommend them.

9. 609 穿 I Transmigrated to a Beast-Taming World, and My Spirit Pet Is Patrick Star? 穿越御兽世界，我的灵宠是派大星？ Las Baspas拉斯帕斯Male-Channel Fanfiction8k WordsCompleted I Transmigrated into a Beast-Taming World, and My Spirit Pet Is Patrick Star? 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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10. 610 异 A Long Journey in Another World 异界旅途漫漫 The Mountain Moon Knows Not of You山月不知君Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing [No System + Original Story + Ensemble Cast + No Brain-Dead Characters + Fast-Paced + Pure Romance] I’m dedicated to creating a different kind of world and bringing everyone a fresh new thrill, along with a more realistic experience! The rain fell without letup, day after gloomy day. Beneath the curtain of rain... Travelers from another world, I’d like you to finish this terrible game of chess for me. Anyone can be a chess piece, anyone can be sacrificed. All living beings are players in this ga 5.8kReads—Score325Shelves
11. 611 大 Great Ming: The Sky Screen Exposes Me Teaching Zhu Yuntong to Rebel 大明：天幕曝光我教导朱允熥造反 Demon Lord of Black Mountain黑山魔君Historical359k WordsCompleted Also known as: The Ming Sky Screen: I Teach Zhu Yunwen to Rebel on Livestream My name is Qin Fan, and I live on the fourth floor. One day, a giant truck suddenly fell from the sky and sent me to another world. I thought this was the beginning of my legendary life, but it turned out to be the start of a miserable life as a workhorse. "Myriad Worlds Teaching Assistant System, what kind of System is this?" "Assist people from ancient times and change history. For every year the altered dynasty last 1.1kReads6.6Score266Shelves
12. 612 不 As Expected of Me, Gu Yongbingdie, the Magical Princess 不愧是我，魔法公主顾雍冰蝶 Little Lanlan小兰兰儿Modern Romance215k WordsCompleted She is the future heir to the world’s number-one conglomerate and a magical princess who wields a spellbook. Everyone loves her, every flower loves her, every blade of grass loves her! Birds sing for her, and even tigers and lions give up killing for her! Gu Yong Bingdie often asks the sky, the earth, and herself: Who am I, really? Why am I so irresistibly beautiful? But all three keep silent, unable to answer her questions. Then one day, a man descended like a god, slowly approaching from among 472Reads8.1Score100Shelves
13. 613 慈EN Cihang City 慈航市 Mountain-Patrolling Lord God巡山主神Mystery1.3M WordsOngoing At Cihang's grand arena, don't show up without a cheat. Chen Feng transmigrated to another world and discovered that the bosses here were unbelievably sneaky. “Let's go level up in the newbie village first.” “Ha! Got you, transmigrator.” “I'll be reborn and buy a lottery ticket.” “Ha! Got you, regressor.” “Fine, if you're going to play dirty, I don't need to pretend to be a gentleman either.” Chen Feng discovered that every time he died, he could refresh and get a new System. A System's power ha 1.1MReads9.2Score130.5kShelves
14. 614 用 The New Book by User 12209218 用户12209218的新书 Dream Blue Sky梦蓝天311k WordsCompleted My new work is here! Please visit Tomato Novel to read it. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support inspires me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 69.6kReads—Score2.1kShelves
15. 615 当 After the Socially Anxious Couch Potato Was Imprisoned by a Yandere 当社恐咸鱼被病娇囚禁后 Thirteen Envious十三羡Two Male Leads333k WordsCompleted [Two Male Leads + Each Other's First Love + Socially Anxious Homebody vs. Yandere] 1. Lin Qiu is socially anxious. His dream is to never leave the house, never work, and never have to talk to strangers. He wants to be a happy little couch potato, nesting at home in bliss. Life is hard. The couch potato sighed, and Lin Qiu was forced to get back on his feet. 2. Maybe Heaven heard Lin Qiu's innermost wish. At last, when he was twenty-four, his own boss locked him up. His boss was also incredibly h 21kReads9.2Score2.9kShelves

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    🍓This is Lin Qiu's third day of imprisonment, and he's playing video games. 🍋Apart from a slightly sore butt, everything else is wonderful. 🍌No need to go out, no need to go to work, no need to interact with anyone, not even need to cook—this is simply the life he's always dreamed of.

16. 616 技 My Skills Are So Ridiculous, They Drive My Enemies Crazy! 技能超沙雕，敌人都被整疯了！ Unable To Sleep At Night夜不能寝Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Animated comic released + lighthearted and funny + games invade reality + supernatural powers + shameless antics + causality concepts + invincible + one heroine + frequent updates!] A century ago, the world underwent a cataclysmic change. Games descended into reality, and monsters began to run rampant. Bai Yi was a [Nobody] who couldn't learn any normal skills, but from the start, he awakened a god-tier Skill System. From then on: [Someone, protect me!] Summon someone to appear in front of you 56kReads9.2Score5.5kShelves
17. 617 可 Poor Thing! President He’s Obsessively Doting on Her Day and Night 可怜的她！被病娇贺总日夜宠爱！ Mo Jiu Xuan He墨酒玄鹤Modern Romance374k WordsCompleted [Ruthless hero + no escape + 22-year age gap + dark and intense + deranged, possessive love + no scruples + powerful man, vulnerable woman + both are each other’s first and only + marriage before love + innocent heroine + winning her back] Deranged, possessive financial magnate uncle × naive, timid little bunny Wen Tongtong lived in the wealthy He family’s home, where food and clothes were always brought to her. Outsiders envied her life beyond measure. But Wen Tongtong knew that although she en 17.3kReads8.1Score1kShelves
18. 618 综 Film and TV Crossover: Little Flights of Fancy 综影视之小脑洞 Mousse Qiqi慕斯琪琪Female-Channel Fanfiction326k WordsCompleted (Under contract) Each little plot idea is short. The protagonist can be male or female, and each story can be read on its own! I use the characters’ names from the show because coming up with names is too hard! P.S. Anything different is my own headcanon. It’s not that I remembered it wrong! (I watched it so long ago, I can’t remember clearly.) 5.1kReads8.7Score164Shelves
19. 619 嘉 Jiahao Gets Stronger? Sword Dancing in the Rain on the Field to Open Heaven's Gate 嘉豪就变强？操场雨中舞剑开天门 Fallen Leaf Blade落叶之刃Urban995k WordsOngoing [The animated adaptation premieres exclusively on Hongguo.] + [Jiahao? Swordmaster!!] + [Invincible] + [The King of Flexing] Lu Ming transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a System at the age of eighteen, believing he is about to reach the pinnacle of life. Instead, what he awakens is actually the Jiahao Ascension System. Thus begins Lu Ming's Jiahao-style operation. "Are you really not going to avenge the grudge from ten years ago?" "Didn't they say Jiahao refreshes on the field? I've wa 111.1kReads8.4Score23.9kShelves
20. 620 史 The Harshest Test Setter in History 史上最狠出题人 Clouds Stop, Water Flows云止流水Urban507k WordsCompleted [Adapted into a short drama] He's elementary school students' worst nightmare, the most deviously cruel exam setter in the world! One test paper wiped out 140,000 students in Jiangcheng, while a single question made 200,000 students in Huicheng cry! Every student who has ever taken Qin Ye's exams is left with a hundred thousand questions in their head. What color was Daji's bellyband? Did Qin Shi Huang circle the pillar clockwise or counterclockwise? This is a Chinese exam, so why are you asking 5.7kReads9.3Score785Shelves
21. 621 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: I'm Really Not the Sixth Elder 灵气复苏：我真的不是老六啊 Wingless Bird折翼的鸟Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + comedy + supernatural powers + cheeky antics + shamelessness + silliness] After taking a nap, Lin Yan finds himself in a parallel world where spiritual qi has revived. My System is determined to make me a sneaky schemer. What am I supposed to do? The synopsis can't do it justice. Please head to the main story. 6.7kReads7.8Score638Shelves

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    These two books, even the most absurd ones, are still readable. [Note][Note][Note]

22. 622 快 Quick Transmigration: One Blast of the Suona and Scumbags Are Cremated on the Spot 快穿唢呐一吹，人渣原地火化 Juicy Original-Flavor Barbecue原味多汁烤肉Modern Romance368k WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration, max-level powerhouse, universally feared, 99 Strength, ruthless sword-wielding woman, no romance] Hong Jun is a stubborn, upright, broad-shouldered, cold and heartless sword cultivator, with a beauty that could literally make fish sink and geese fall. She spent ten years gutting fish at Da Run Fa and another hundred thousand years practicing the sword. Her heart is as cold as her blade. After becoming a fated cannon-fodder character in a story that is both emotionally and 710Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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    Go check out these two books. The first one is already finished, and the way the powerful protagonist ruthlessly defeats the villains is incredibly satisfying. The second one has a super hilarious female lead; her thought process is truly unconventional, absolutely hilarious. Highly recommend reading them!

23. 623 只 I Only Make Money, Never Romance: I'm the Best Professional Simp! 只赚钱不谈情，职业舔狗我最行！ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban3.9M WordsOngoing (Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q 261.1kReads9.5Score18.8kShelves
24. 624 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: Aha, Heart to Heart with You 崩铁：阿哈跟你心连心 Listening to Rain, Lan Sheng听雨澜笙Anime Fanfiction673k WordsCompleted [Just for laughs + fast-paced + a chaotic mix + no conspiracy theories] Xun Yu: “I just went downstairs to buy a meal. Where the heck have I ended up?” Mysteriously transmigrating into the Honkai: Star Rail universe wasn't enough. He even transmigrated into Aha! After staring eye to eye with Aha for ages, Xun Yu decides to stop thinking. Why? Conspiracy? He puts on a Mask of Joy and goes completely off the rails. “Roar, Doomsday Beast!” “Everyone aboard the Astral Express, I haven't lied!” “I'm 5.3kReads9.3Score434Shelves
25. 625 被 Fired from My Job, I Summoned Treacherous Officials to Drive the Principal Insane 被开除后，我召唤奸臣逼疯校长 Li Ouyue李欧约Modern Romance699k WordsCompleted [Strong Female Lead + Ensemble Cast + No Romance] After pretending to be a superpowered person, Xu Bai discovers that exams can be played like this: 3D Sudoku, a battle royale among space meteorites, survival on an ocean raft, a livestreamed midnight adventure through a museum... Even catching mosquitoes can be part of an exam! Xu Bai: “I don’t have a problem with any of this, but an exam every week, scheduled on weekends too? Isn’t that a bit much?” Her teacher says earnestly, “I’m doing this f 1.6kReads9.0Score260Shelves

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    It's all red bean paste now, all red bean paste! 😊

26. 626 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is a Drama Queen With Maxed-Out Combat Power 快穿：宿主戏精且武力值爆表 Dean of the Infinite Imagination Institute脑洞无限大院长Modern Romance600k WordsOngoing [The rating is low because I go a long time without updating after finishing a world, and only continue when inspiration strikes.] [Don't judge the protagonist by conventional standards or morality. She treats men and women equally: she'll knock them all flying.] [High-energy warning: This is an unconventional wish-fulfillment story. It really is brainless, completely illogical, and purely unhinged. Sometimes even the author can't control where the plot goes. It's an offbeat, chaotic romp. The p 509Reads8.7Score113Shelves
27. 627 重EN Too Many Reborn Heroes? Time to Bring in the Government 重生者太密集？我带国家队下场 Bian Lu边鹿Sci-Fi & Apocalypse758k WordsCompleted (A feel-good power fantasy, with a beautiful, badass heroine who confiscates golden fingers) “Sheng is the boss around here. She's ruthless and doesn't waste words. Cross her, and she'll take you down!” In the year 2323 of the Star Era, the apocalypse is about to begin. Some people awaken their powers early, while reborn people are already making their moves… As the head of a new department, Sheng An is responsible for recruiting and leading all the powered and reborn individuals, preparing for 124.2kReads9.7Score17.6kShelves
28. 628 穿 I Transmigrated into a Cultivation Novel, but Is This Actually a Women's Romance?! 穿越修仙文，但是疑似女频？！ Chaivvvvv柴vvvvvEastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted [Cultivation, Ruthless Male Lead (Fourth Chapter Onward, He Starts Chopping, and Doesn’t Stop Until It’s Satisfying] He transmigrated into a cultivation world, but there was another soul inside his body. A woman! A lovesick, sweet little flower!!!!!!! And they had to take turns controlling the body every day. Shu Qiuqiao: I heard the protagonists in male-oriented novels kill people’s entire families at the drop of a hat and never bother with reason. Li Xia: That’s a complete slander! Who said th 39.8kReads9.2Score6.1kShelves
29. 629 孙 The Chronicle of Sun Xiaochuan 孙笑川本纪 Zhang Zheng on the Road走在路上的张正Historical268k WordsOngoing My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 434Reads—Score253Shelves
30. 630 我 I'm a Nobody Celebrity, and I've Bound Myself to a CEO System 我，十八线糊咖，绑定了霸总系统 I'm a Kitty是猫猫吖丶Modern Romance315k WordsCompleted [Madman and Madwoman + Two Systems + Showbiz + Absurd Humor and Memes + Face-Slapping and Villain-Bashing + Shamelessly Evil + 1v1, Both Leads Pure] After transmigrating, Lin Lu got bound to a new System. But when she saw the System’s name and its missions, she was dumbfounded. What the heck was a domineering CEO System? “Is it the kind where you lower your voice and say, ‘Man, you’ve successfully caught my attention’?” “Or the kind where you use a breathy voice and say, ‘Man, you’re playing wit 2.5kReads8.8Score435Shelves

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    The first book, I've read 122 pages so far, and the male protagonist seems to have gone mad and become an idiot. The second book, after reading the synopsis, I knew it was going to be something special!

31. 631 世 Everyone Avoids the Troublemaking Girls, but I Take Them All In 世人皆避精神小妹我尽数收留 Mo Mi莫羋Urban400k WordsOngoing Spiritual little sisters, yoga pants: which one can make you stop in your tracks? ...Stop looking, this is the one! To give everyone a good show, I spent 6,000 yuan to live with a spiritual little sister for a month, together around the clock. What? You say that's still not enough? Then how about adding a System, too!? Gu Xingchen transmigrates back ten years and uses his System to turn his life around. Every spiritual little sister in the county follows him... Their world is on guard against th 44.1kReads6.1Score2.8kShelves

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    Multiple female protagonists, packed with exciting moments, intense battles, cashback rewards, and attractive characters—I found it gets better and better as you read on!

32. 632 神 God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择：这个御兽师有亿点生猛 Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 179.3kReads9.7Score21.4kShelves
33. 633 绝 The Unparalleled Little Scapegoat 绝世小冤种 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Also known as: I Pay, You Risk Your Life, and We Both Go Crazy; The Ultimate Scapegoat; Power Over All, Sword to the Heavens Someone has set a trap to make everyone turn against me. "It's fine. I have a System..." Luo Yinyou comforted herself. "Even if the System is a total troll!" The world order had changed drastically, and the flow of destiny had been redistributed. Countless geniuses emerged, but the most dazzling of them all was the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island, hailed as the greatest 32.4kReads9.6Score4.5kShelves
34. 634 三 Delta Force: Urulu, Born to Block the Bridge 三角洲之堵桥初生乌鲁鲁 Shabi Niaoshou Shou莎比鸟兽兽Anime Fanfiction335k WordsCompleted [Delta Force] [Comedy] [Absurdity, no harem] [Single heroine] [Meme references] [Episodic] [Uluru] [Mai Xiaowen] [Mouse] [Red Wolf] [Possession] [Bai Yi] [Undercover] [Aggressive assault] [Shield and breaching] [Nameless] That day, the little mice remembered the terror of being ruled by Uluru, and the humiliation of being held captive beneath the bridge. No Delta Force operator would ever forget Uluru, just as Uluru would never forget his parents, far away in the heavens. 1.6kReads8.8Score150Shelves
35. 635 让 I Told You to Cultivate Immortality, Not Wreak Havoc in the Cultivation World! 让你修仙，没让你祸害修仙界啊！ The Angler Who Catches Big Fish钓鱼佬钓大鱼Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsOngoing [Comedy][Sneaky Schemer][Lighthearted][Absurd][Gets Better the Further You Read] [This book focuses on comedy and fun. The pace is somewhat slow, so please do not read it if that bothers you.] Year 17,863 of the Cultivation Calendar When Emperor Qin Yu became an immortal and ascended, powerful figures from every realm came to see him off. Firecrackers exploded, and everyone had tears in their eyes as they murmured their farewells. Sect Elder: “He's leaving. This scourge is finally leaving. We ca 171.3kReads9.1Score23.8kShelves
36. 636 霸 The Domineering Tomato Falls for Me 霸道番茄爱上我 The Pigeon Disappeared Again Today鸽子今天又没了Modern Romance102k WordsCompleted A warning: this story is completely unhinged, so a lot of it makes no logical sense. I came up with it on a whim, and didn't want to dampen my creative enthusiasm by writing an outline first. The plot covers a lot of ground and jumps around quickly, so I'll leave the rest to your imagination. Zhou Yanzi woke up to find herself entangled with a tomato, who claimed to be the man she loved. Zhou Yanzi: “But you're a tomato.” Tomato: “You've been thinking about me every night, so I came. Woman, why 1.1kReads8.2Score133Shelves
37. 637 我 My Life Is Yours 我的命，都给你 Three Pine Nuts三只松子Modern Romance48k WordsCompleted Ji Mingshu hated Xu Meiling with all his heart and tormented her until she died. But when she was really gone, Ji Mingshu realized... he had fallen in love with her. 1.7kReads8.1Score200Shelves
38. 638 人 Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤，全民求我当总统 Steamed Plum Pastry Sauce蒸梅油酥汁Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System 16.7kReads9.6Score2.2kShelves
39. 639 赤 The Red Stone Scandal 赤石风波 Great Physics伟大的物理9k WordsCompleted The Redstone Controversy 17Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 640 蚀 A Love That Cuts to the Bone 蚀骨危情 Qi Lao You淇老游Modern Romance753k WordsCompleted Xia Weiming died, and Shen Xiujin personally sent Jian Tong to a women’s prison. During her three years behind bars, Shen Xiujin’s order to “take good care of her” changed Jian Tong beyond recognition. She was even “persuaded to donate a kidney” while in prison. Before she went in, Jian Tong said, “I didn’t kill her.” Shen Xiujin remained unmoved. After her release, Jian Tong said, “I killed Xia Weiming. I’m guilty.” Shen Xiujin’s face turned livid. “Shut up! Don’t let me hear you say that again 70.1kReads9.2Score5.2kShelves
41. 641 军 Sweet Military Marriage: Triplets, More Children, More Blessings 军婚甜宠：一胎三宝多子多福 Soft Words Da Da Da轻语哒哒哒Modern Romance401k WordsCompleted [Military Marriage + Exclusive Spoiling and Sweet Romance + Multiple Babies in One Birth + Period Setting + Pocket Dimension + Mutual First Love + Contract Marriage + Marriage Before Love + Transmigrated to the 1990s] Just after transmigrating, Qiao Shi'an found herself facing an outrageously steamy scene. Looking at the wheat-skinned man before her, with his eight-pack abs and lifelong single status, she 1.3kReads8.9Score125Shelves

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    To avoid being discovered, Qiao Shi'an fled back to her hometown; but unexpectedly, a month later she discovered she was pregnant. "Just give me ten thousand, that'll do." Armed with the courage of a prenatal checkup, Qiao Shi'an decisively appeared before the person. "Congratulations, you're pregnant with triplets!" Child support: formula, tuition, living expenses… I don't want any of that.

42. 642 我 As a System, I Wander the Myriad Worlds 我为系统，行走于诸天万界 Happy, Arf, Laugh喜嗷笑Eastern Fantasy181k WordsOngoing [the Myriad Worlds + Infinite Flow*ensemble cast + System] [Disclaimer: This is pure madness. Read it for fun, and please don't complain if it's not your thing.] “Some transmigrate as fated villains, while others get god-tier Systems.” “I'm the only one who became a System.” What, you want to know what it feels like to be a System? Transmigrate to a cultivation world. As the child of destiny hunts down the villain, he refuses to repent. “Can I... still apologize now?” “Never thought you'd end up 46Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Needless to say, it's still incredibly bizarre. If you watch it late at night, you'll laugh until you get a six-pack in bed. The main character is utterly shameless, abstract, and cheeky. You'll laugh until your stomach hurts. Highly recommended!!!

43. 643 直 Livestream: I Turned a Class of Little Villains into Good Kids 直播：我把恶人班，奶成了好宝宝 New Energy Dragon新能源龙Urban243k WordsCompleted [Rating 6.3, currently under protection. Rating suppressed; previously taken down.] [Terminally Ill Good-Samaritan Teacher + Livestream + System + Contrast + No CP + No Female Lead] This vocational college is the education system's unofficial “evil containment facility,” packed with the city's most troublesome students and a staff of teachers even “worse” than they are. The wicked students and wicked teachers keep one another in check, forming a dark set of rules. Then a gentle preschool teacher 219Reads6.4Score117Shelves

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    It's by the same author, so absurd it makes you wonder if the author wrote it after eating mushrooms. Oh, and our diligent author will still tell us little stories after a hiatus.

44. 644 两 The Two-Meter-Tall CEO Went Crazy and Called My Landline from Overseas 两米霸总疯了，跨国打我炕头座机 Winter of the Cuttlefish墨鱼的冬Modern Romance22k WordsOngoing The overbearing CEO turns out to be a top-tier hacker who once uninstalled 360 all by himself!? Lu Yanci really has it all. His life knows no failure; the only thing he does is sigh to himself in the dark about being too handsome. But fate played a trick on him: he unexpectedly met his destined love, Wen Zhixia. The two of them acted out a tale of him chasing her while she ran, only to find she couldn't escape... —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    These books are all worth reading carefully, and the authors seem to be in good spirits.

45. 645 戒 Diary from a Conversion Therapy Center 戒同所日记 Youthful Years, Thinking of the Brocade Zither华年思锦瑟Two Male Leads29k WordsCompleted A diary recording the final two months of my life... Maybe I'm just not meant to be loved. Otherwise, why would everyone who loved me leave? 12.6kReads8.2Score2.4kShelves
46. 646 如 If I Die, My Students Will Anger Me Back to Life 如果我死了，学生会把我气活 New Energy Dragon新能源龙Urban320k WordsCompleted [Rating 7.0, protected] Choose a scenario: One. Your student wants to recite their lesson to you while you’re taking a dump. Two. Your students are dancing the Milk Dragon dance around a tree. Three. During the pandemic vaccination campaign, a student takes a picture of you getting vaccinated with your shoulder half-exposed. Four. Your student, who’s under sixteen, rides an unregistered electric scooter straight into a flower bed by the roadside. Five. Your students think the flag on the school 305Reads7.1Score101Shelves
47. 647 羊 The Sheep Village Son-in-Law: Wolffy Is an Invincible War God 羊村赘婿：灰太狼竟是无敌战神 Gu Qie孤且Anime Fanfiction332k WordsCompleted Hong Tailang never dreamed that the Grey Wolf she had cheated on would turn out to be a wolf clan ruler who could pluck the stars from the sky and command the world! In medicine? Even Bian Que and Hua Tuo are beneath him. In martial arts? He can stabilize the realm, drive off foreign enemies, and ride to victory on the battlefield, unrivaled beneath heaven. In strategy? His knowledge spans heaven and earth, and no one can match him! From then on, he stops keeping a low profile. For the woman he 254Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 648 我 I’m Going Wild in the Update-Halt Management Bureau 我在断更管理局癫翻全世界 Muzi Mingming木子冥冥Modern Romance177k WordsOngoing [Comedic Infinite-Flow + Unhinged Power Fantasy + Absurd Humor + Slow-Burn, Sweet 1v1 Romance] [Fill-In-the-Blanks Agent Who Goes Wild vs. Cross-Dimensional Sucker of a CEO] Jiang Mian transmigrates into an abruptly discontinued novel. The moment she opens her eyes, her own mother has her strapped to an operating table, ready to harvest her kidneys. The System pops up with an announcement: "Welcome to the Abruptly Discontinued Novel Management Bureau!" Job description: Become the heroine of an u 335Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The female protagonist opens her eyes to find herself transmigrated into a discontinued novel, only to discover she's ended up in the 2.5-Dimensional world, becoming a "fill-the-gaps" employee of the "Discontinued Novel Management Bureau." The story revolves around a crazy attempt to fill in the gaps in the story—a hilarious and absurd tale. If you like it, feel free to add it to your bookshelf and follow along! [Shy][shy]

49. 649 风 The Dashing Grandmaster Niu Baoguo 风流宗师牛保国 Li Genshuo李根硕Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [This story is entirely fictional] Niu Kui, a martial arts grandmaster who had defeated every opponent across the Nine Provinces, became a public enemy because he fought dirty. His treacherous foes conspired to kill him. When he awoke again, he discovered he had been reborn as Niu Baoguo, a disgraced urban tai chi master... “Alas! This body is old and ugly. Starting a family will be a long and arduous road~” 17.1kReads9.1Score2.2kShelves
50. 650 奥 Ultraman: The Live-in Son-in-Law, Part 3 奥特赘婿第3部 A Sheet of Gold Script一纸金文Anime Fanfiction123k WordsCompleted [Passionate Combat + Unstoppable Protagonist + No Saintly Mercy + One Female Lead + Satisfying Power Fantasy] After suffering abuse at the hands of Fang Chang and Lin Luoying, the God of War Zoffy learned his lesson and bided his time. He resolved to take the art of living off a woman to new heights, and to enjoy every bit of it! He would become a 2.0 version of Cao Dahua, the Tiger of the Major Crimes Unit! And so, he became a human host, took the alias Zoffy, and returned to Earth to marry int 419Reads—Score—Shelves

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