Any Really Absurd Books? The More Absurd, the Better 有没有那种特别抽象的书，越抽象越好
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Terrible News from the High Martial World 高武圈传来噩耗
[Utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged! + broke protagonist] “I cultivate naturally.” “Is there any medicine with fewer side effects?” “Can’t be helped. Just take two shots! If you get side effects, we’ll stop after that!” “I’ll take two more shots today. They’re for different areas, so the side effects probably won’t sta
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Across All Worlds, I’m the Astonishingly Hard-to-Kill King! 万界，我是惊世耐杀王！
[System + Absurdity + Losing It + Absolute Madman + Maybe Not Human + I Am a God + I Am a Demon + I Am the King of Writing and Updating] I gave it everything I had, but I couldn't beat the Great-Luck Truck. The System had set me up. The damn System gave me a choice. Supposedly, as long as I keep completing missions, I can gain superpowers beyond those of ordinary people? Well, I'm already dead, so I might as well put my mighty, world-shocking wisdom to the test! What? Higher difficulty means bet
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Mom! You’re All My Moms! 妈妈！你们都是我妈妈！
Fallen leaves bring word... Beyond the fog, our Bandori has a King of Winning Moms... Under his rule, people will surely call this “The Age of Seeking Mothers.” (Note: All characters in this book are adults. All schools mentioned are universities, and all “girls” are at least eighteen years old.)
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- 4 A Pretty Boy in Women's Clothes, but Actually the Strongest Fighter 男娘美少年，其实是最强格斗家 [Cross-Dressing] [Ability Development] [No Romance] [Comic-Style Fighting] [Slowly Going Insane] Chu Ba was a transmigrant from a parallel world, with his heart set on becoming the strongest fighter. But fate had other plans: he accidentally bonded with a Cute Girl Makeover System! Chu Ba cursed the System a thousand times over for wanting to turn him into a cute girl, so he had no choice but to get stronger by exploiting its bugs. From being forced to learn cute-girl dances to gritting his te 5.3kReads8.8Score448Shelves
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Isn't This a Death Note? Why Is Everything Being Given Away?! 不是死亡笔记吗？怎么全变给了！
[Not Fanfiction] + [Meme References] + [Wild Imagination] + [Absurd, Unhinged Comedy] + [Godlike Characters] When anything is born, it produces a notebook. Anyone who owns one can form a contract with the angel bound to that notebook and become a godlike being. Yue Shenye looks at the notebook in his hands, and all the humiliations of the past come flooding back. He grips his pen tightly. “I want every last one of you dead!” The ballpoint pen sweeps across the page, filling it with names. Then t
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I'm Such a Proper Evil God! 我这个邪神可太正了！
[This is a deranged world!] [Cthulhu-inspired] [Careful: this story contains extremely intense psychological corruption. Read at your own risk.] One day, the world underwent a cataclysmic change! Every living thing was affected by an unknown force and mutated. And it wasn’t just living things... Human civilization was forced to retreat into the last nineteen fortress cities. People prayed to all kinds of gods for protection and blessings, struggling to survive in this hopeless world. Meng Yi arr
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You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？
[Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you
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Making Honkai: Star Rail Memes, I Broke the Entire Universe 刷崩铁神人二创，寰宇众生破绷了
[Watching Videos + Chat Group + Tool-Character Protagonist] [Video content: Xu Zhao Has Arrived...] Qian Wenbin obtains a viewing System. As long as the people of the universe lose their composure, he can earn rewards. From the start, it plays Xu Zhao Has Arrived. Long Jing: At first glance, I thought I was done for. Xu Zhao: That's slander! This is slander! Watch it, I'll sue you! Zhenzhu: Pearl brain overloaded. Rebooting. It plays Yellow Purple Little Fish. Bai'e: Now this is true art! Yunli:
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- 9 Dorm Survival: Glutinous Rice Won't Hold Us Back for Long 宿舍求生：糯米可镇不住我们太久 This book is also known as "Dormitory Survival: I Only Know How to Fight and Have Fun!" Handcrafted from scratch, roguelike, ensemble cast, everyone is a menace, demonically chaotic college students. If your best bro turned into a girl, would you let her repay your kindness? If the person you've always had a crush on turned out to be a little femboy, would you fall apart? If there were a mole in your dorm, could you trust your roommates with your back and be sure the thing stabbing you from behi 67.7kReads8.4Score10.1kShelves
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You Pretended to Have Amnesia First, So Why Are You Upset That I Married Your Dad? 你装失忆在先，我嫁你爸你急啥？
[Awakening] [Showbiz] [Unhinged Face-Slapping] [Expose Scumbags and Tear Them Apart] [Mindless Power Trip] One day, Shen Lu awakens and discovers that she is a brainless villain. From the start, she runs into a cheating scumbag, gets blacklisted by her company, and is cursed out by the entire internet... Faced with this utterly unfriendly script, Shen Lu snaps. Isn’t she the villain? Bring it on, she’ll kill them all! Her cheating ex pretends to have amnesia? Shen Lu takes their relationship to
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- 11 He Gave the Wedding Ring to a Dog! She Joined a Hate-Fest Show and Punched the Internet in the Face 婚戒送狗！她转头上恨综肘击全网 [Super-sweet 1v1 + silly humor and memes + variety show] A variety show called The Haters Rule the World appears out of nowhere. It invites three celebrities hated across the internet, along with their haters, to take part. Any celebrity who fails on the show will be blacklisted for three years. The director calls this test of pure hatred between celebrities and their haters the Hate Show. - Chi Qiuli is the adopted daughter of the wealthy Huo family. Everyone thinks she's a resource-backed 75.9kReads9.3Score8.7kShelves
- 12 EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335kReads9.8Score46.9kShelves
- 13 She Goes Crazy, He Has Her Back: No One Dares Cross Them on the Dating Show 她发疯，他兜底，恋综谁都惹不起 [1v1, ultra-sweet + hilarious + showbiz + transmigrate into a book + face-slapping] [Hilarious sweetie celebrity vs. all-around movie star who plays the pig to eat the tiger] Right after transmigrating into a book, Shi Er'er is ordered by a scumbag to pole dance on a livestream watched by a million people. Shi Er'er yanks the pole out of the ground and performs a whole staff routine, then knocks the scumbag out with two hard blows. The comments go wild: "That's badass!!!" When the scumbag tries 33.1kReads9.5Score5.3kShelves
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Fallen 堕
That year, I was twenty-nine, and Mo Huai was thirteen. When I, someone who no longer wanted to live, met him, someone else who no longer wanted to live, we somehow found the strength to keep going, at least for a little while. So we decided to rely on each other and make it through together.
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- 15 I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt 叫你送死，没让你整活 [Goofy]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Exploit system bugs]+ [Milk the system]+ [Wild imagination] Fang Chen has barely transmigrated to another world when he learns that he has agreed to a fight to the death with a chosen one whose engagement was just broken off. He’s already trembling with fear. His System awakens, and he thinks his savior has arrived. But the System’s very first mission tells Fang Chen to raise his cultivation, give it everything he’s got, bring out the chosen one’s potential, and then di 90.6kReads9.2Score9.8kShelves
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Goblin from the Start: Raising Elves 开局哥布林：从饲养精灵开始
Luo Chen is an ordinary office worker. He was just taking a stroll in the park when he unexpectedly turned into an ugly goblin. Breaking free from the shackles of human morality, he becomes an emissary of darkness, determined to give every adventurer who crosses his path a real challenge. [Nonhuman Protagonist] [Territory Building] [Hilarious and Imaginative] [Goblins]
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I Told You to Turn Over a New Leaf, Not Become a Sex Demon! 让你浪子回头，你怎么成魅魔了！
[Villainous Incubus + Campus Life + Transmigrates into a Book + Lighthearted Comedy + Subversion of Tropes + Cunning Schemer + Multiple Heroines] Su Lang transmigrates into the novel about two young men switched at birth that he was reading before he died, becoming a spoiled fake young master with dyed yellow hair. He finds himself at the point in the story where he’s supposed to threaten the cool, aloof professor goddess into tutoring him at home. The System gives him a Second-Chance Scoundrel
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- 18 Transmigrated into a Book as the Villain: From the Start, I Kidnapped the Heroine! 穿书反派：开局，我绑架了女主！ [Lovable scoundrel of a villain + tea-artistry + male heartthrob + stunning looks + scheming + wild card + sweet on the outside, dark underneath + witty comedy + no fixed couple] Also known as: “I play a tea-green guy, and the male and female leads spoil me rotten!” Su Qing transmigrates into a modern wish-fulfillment novel. He becomes the rich villain who kidnaps the heroine in chapter one, gets beaten up by the hero in chapter two, and lands in prison in chapter three. Luckily, he awakens the 75.9kReads8.3Score4.9kShelves
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The Most Hated One Leapt to Their Death, and All the Powerful Figures Wept Until Their Eyes Were Red 万人嫌纵身一跃，大佬全员哭红眼
[No Second Chances After a Broken Relationship + Everyone Faces Their Comeuppance + Face-Slapping + Pure Satisfaction] To win over the male lead, Li Xiang pretended not to know what was happening and drank the spiked water, watching helplessly as one of her kidneys was transplanted into the sweet, innocent female lead. Afterward, the male lead promised to marry her to make it up to her. But on the wedding day, the female lead deliberately disappeared to ruin the ceremony, sending one powerful fi
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I Am Uncontainable 我，无法收容
[Lighthearted] [Everyday life] [Managing containment facilities] (Peaked at 600,000 active readers and has updated steadily for over a year.) The sun burned beneath the deep sea, while roots spread across the sky. Gears grew from people’s bodies, and upside-down cities fell like meteorites. Fang Jiu once thought that these things, which existed only in fantasy, had nothing to do with an ordinary man like him. That was until his head was chopped off one night... (The pace is slower from the start
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- 21 A Storyline Mashup: Come On In If You've Got the Guts 剧情大杂烩，有胆你就来 The good news: After transmigrating, I got a golden finger. The bad news: The world I transmigrated into is just a little bit strange. Chen Zhen is studying at a university called “Heavenly Court.” The principal is a man who likes wearing a blue shell. According to some obscure Six-Eared Macaque, his true form is actually a television. The hidden leader of the West is named Otto? The Trisolarans want to invade Earth, but Ultraman blows them to smithereens? A group of Heisei and Reiwa Ultramen ga 124Reads5.7Score—Shelves
- 22 Honkai: Star Rail: The Great Adventure of a Madman and the Train 崩铁：精神病与列车的超级大冒险 Routine verbal record from two days before the death of psychiatric patient Zhou: I don’t want to be here, Mom… I don’t want to leave you, Mom. I don’t want to become human. They’re all here! Look, Mom, I wasn’t lying to you. They’ve come to take me away. Everything in my story is true! Hahahahaha! They’re here. I’m going to reach the summit of Mount Hua in a single step! Pleasant Goat ate my brain in Bear Ridge! A meteorite fell and left a crater on my face. They’re all gone! I’ve collected all 322Reads7.2Score—Shelves
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The Cicada Project 蝉计划
[Spiritual qi revival + crafty schemer + comedy + meme references + one heroine] As spiritual qi revived, Jiang Bai unexpectedly arrived in the age of the fifth mysterious tide. Everything he knew had faded with the passage of time. The world had been utterly transformed, familiar places and people were gone, and the career he had once fought for had turned to dust. The past was beyond recall. In this chaotic, dark age, order had long since collapsed, civilization was no more, and the shadow of
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- 24 Writing Tips for Beginners 新人写作技巧 [Chapters in each volume may be updated or revised over time. Readers are welcome to study the material and leave comments or suggestions.] 1. Describing Appearance Use a character’s physical features to convey their personality, status, age, and other traits. Example: He was tall and gaunt, with sunken eyes and tightly pressed lips, giving him a stern, unapproachable air. Her long hair flowed like a waterfall in the breeze, and her eyes shone with confidence. 2. Describing Expressions Reflect 55Reads—Score—Shelves
- 25 After Our Divorce, My Ex-Wife Wants to See the Kids. I Absolutely Won't Let Her 离婚后前妻想看孩子，我绝对允许 After the Divorce, My Ex-Wife Wants to See the Kids, and I Absolutely Won’t Allow It 374Reads—Score—Shelves
- 26 The Vicious Mother-in-Law I Humiliated in Public 恶毒婆婆被我在大庭广众之下的辱 I publicly humiliated my wicked mother-in-law 56Reads—Score—Shelves
- 27 I'm an Online Beggar Streamer Who Pleads for Tips 我是一名求人打赏的网络乞丐主播 I'm an online beggar streamer who begs viewers for tips 37Reads—Score—Shelves
- 28 After Our Divorce, My Wife Wants to See the Kids. I Won't Let Her 离婚后老婆想看孩子，我不允许 After the Divorce, My Wife Wants to See the Kids, and I Won’t Allow It 249Reads—Score—Shelves
- 29 I Work Ten Jobs to Support My Family, Yet My Wife Is a Rich Heiress 我干十份工作养家，老婆竟是千金 I work ten jobs to support my family, but my wife turns out to be a rich heiress 19Reads—Score—Shelves
- 30 My Wife Thought I Was Useless, but Regretted Divorcing Me 老婆嫌我没本事，离婚后却反悔了 My wife thought I was useless, but regretted divorcing me 14Reads—Score—Shelves
- 31 After the Divorce, My Useless Wife Regretted It 离婚后，无能老婆后悔了 After the divorce, my useless wife regretted it 11Reads—Score—Shelves
- 32 My Ex-Wife Humiliated Me in Front of My Wife, in Public 我被前妻当着老婆的面在大庭广众 My Ex-Wife Humiliated Me in Public in Front of My Wife 523Reads—Score—Shelves
- 33 After the Divorce, My Useless Ex-Wife Regretted It 离婚后，无能前妻后悔了 After the divorce, my useless ex-wife regretted it 5Reads—Score—Shelves
- 34 I, His Subordinate, Was [Title Incomplete] in Front of the CEO's Fiancée 下属的我被总裁当着他的未婚妻面 I, a subordinate, was treated by the CEO right in front of his fiancée 6Reads—Score—Shelves
- 35 No One Has Ascended from This Little World in Ten Thousand Years, So I Came to Investigate 小世界万年无人飞升，我前来查看 No one in this small world has ascended in ten thousand years, so I’ve come to investigate 84Reads—Score—Shelves
- 36 My Senior Brother Is Terrifyingly Strong, Yet Far Too Cautious 大师兄强的可怕却过分稳健 The Eldest Senior Brother Is Terrifyingly Strong, Yet Far Too Cautious 48Reads—Score—Shelves
- 37 Canglan Immortal Sect 沧澜仙宗 Young cultivator Xiao Cang had grown tired of the restrictions imposed by his sect. He resolutely left his master and swore to establish a cultivation ground that welcomed people regardless of their background or talent, and could coexist with the mortal world. [Feedback is welcome] [Not a traditional cultivation story] [Well-rounded characters] [A wild imagination] [Please stick with it] Alongside his close friends Zhou Heng, Liu Qingzhu, and others, he set off on a journey to find spiritual l 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 38 The Frog Emperor Ascended in a Pool and Saw Countless Members of His Kind 蛙族大帝飞升水池，看见无数同族 The Frog Clan Emperor Ascended Through the Pool and Saw Countless Members of His Kind 6Reads—Score—Shelves
- 39 I Have Reached the Pinnacle of Junior College Cultivation, the Strongest in the Mortal World 我乃大专巅峰境修为，人间至强 I Have Reached the Pinnacle of the Junior College Realm, the Strongest in the Human World 12Reads—Score—Shelves
- 40 I Am the Hideous Zombie Feared by Humanity in the Apocalypse 我是末世人类惧怕的丑陋丧尸 I Am the Hideous Zombie Feared by Humanity in the Apocalypse 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 41 Do Female Rogue Cultivators Really Have a Future? 女散修真的有出路吗 Do female rogue cultivators really have a future? —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 42 My Spineless Self and My Strong-Willed Husband 窝囊的我，强势的老公 Me, the spineless one, and my domineering husband —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 43 I Stopped Handing Over My Salary, and My Wife Who Spoils Her Brother Panicked 不上交工资，扶弟魔老婆慌了 He won’t hand over his paycheck, and his sister-obsessed wife is panicking. 859Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Apocalypse Is Coming? I’ll Arrive First! 末日降临？我先降临！
[The print edition of I'm a Supplier of Survival Plans for the End Times is now available on major platforms] [Character growth · Multi-theme stages · Ensemble cast · Occasional brutal takedowns · No cookie-cutter plot · No mindless wish fulfillment] After facing repeated layoffs and betrayals, Su Jin was at the lowest point of his life when he was accidentally hired by a mysterious company. Countless worlds are on the brink of destruction. Only by saving their clients can the sparks of civiliza
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The Backrooms: My System Is Seriously Broken 后室：我的系统有亿点大病
[The Backrooms] + [memes] + [DNA] + [urban legends] The Backrooms: a place you can enter only by exploiting a bug, and one almost entirely disconnected from reality. Danger lurks around every corner there, and human science and technology seem utterly insignificant. Those unfortunate enough to wander in can do little but gather in a few relatively safe areas and scrape by. But... One internet whiz from the Dragon Kingdom glitched into this place while browsing Bilibili on his computer, and he br
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I Turned In an Unspeakable Being 我把不可名状物上交了
In a world where looking directly at an ancient god drives you mad, Ji Ye comes with a “Deep Abyss Filter.” The indescribably horrifying beings are just destructive huskies and fresh ingredients in his eyes. For health insurance and a steady paycheck, he joined the Anomaly Bureau as a “janitor.” When an S-rank forbidden zone erupted, everyone else despaired and waited to die. He complained as he carried his mop: “Who spilled ink all over the floor?” When an ancient god descended, he looked at th
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Wait, Why Is the Demon Lord's Crew Already Assembled from the Start? 诶不对，为啥开局凑齐的是魔王团
[A madcap tale of eccentric beings born into another world] [Snake Lady] [Loli Dragon Lady] [Bird Lady] [Road-trip story leaning toward a journey] [Unconventional work] [Warning: pure evil] [Not a power fantasy, meow] [Cruel world warning] [Eccentric plot] [Light-novel style] [Multiple protagonists] [Low morality warning] [Lots of warnings about terrible people] [Warning: jokes without limits] [Monster girls] Someone asked why this isn't a harem story. Since when is a harem made up of a bunch of
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A Hundred Lifetimes of Reincarnation, Yet I Can't Hide My Max-Level Secret Identity 轮回百世，我的满级马甲藏不住了
[Not a Dragon King story + comedy + wildly imaginative worldbuilding] Zhang Xuan transmigrates into a cultivation world and awakens a Reincarnation System. If he completes the tasks of a hundred lifetimes, he can gain supreme cultivation and become a Dao Lord. Over the course of his reincarnations, he has been a Sword Venerable, a Demon Lord, a Medicine God, and a Demon Emperor... Now, in his final life, the System wants him to join the Qingyun Sect and die protecting it. Just as Zhang Xuan thin
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Go Crazy, No One Can Outdo You People [Vicious Supporting Female] 癫吧，谁癫的过你们【恶毒女配】
[Transmigrate into a book + unhinged antics + wealthy family + goofy comedy + yandere + swoony romance] [A sweet, delicate heroine who doesn't realize how unhinged she is & a powerful male lead who pretends to be abstinent but is secretly a total lunatic] Sang Ling transmigrated into a book, becoming the villainess in an unhinged CEO novel. She was only three when her memories awakened. Faced with the choice between courting death and dying horribly, she chose to head up the mountain and forage
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- 50 Who Says My Summons Are Weird? Step Forward! 谁说我的召唤物抽象的？站出来！ [Lighthearted and fun]+ [Plot-driven]+ [Subverts expectations]+ [Absurd]+ [Absolutely shameless] A hundred years ago, rifts in space and time appeared, and Blue Star entered an era of supernatural powers. Everyone had the chance to awaken a game interface. Lu Heng unexpectedly awakened as a summoner, but there was something off about all his summons. [Meatball]: As the offspring of an evil god, it grows stronger every time it's eaten and can plunge enemies into cognitive confusion. [Horny Do 14.9kReads8.0Score1.7kShelves
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