Any Really Absurd Books? The More Absurd, the Better

254 反 Villain: I Love Plot. Not A Sound, Not An ItchUrban309k WordsCompleted 151Reads6.2Score—Shelves

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The release of the heroine's heart shocked me, and I doubted how long this book would last. In addition, the use of the heroine's eyes to pull her eyes shocked me. Apart from these curious things, what I love most is that the villain protagonist does not blame the original protagonist and respects the heroine as a human being. In addition to the gameplay being a bit curious Heba

256 暴 After the Tyrant and I Penetrated Each Other, the Four Exes Became Red-Eyed Hu YuAncient Romance474k WordsCompleted 939Reads9.2Score179Shelves

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The heroine is quite abstract, the plot development is never imaginable, the humor is hilarious, and the book is worth reading!

257 直 Livestream Variety Show: Sibling Showdown with My Own Brother Warm ChestnutModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 11.1kReads8.7Score1.4kShelves

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①💥 Amateur sister and celebrity brother, they hurt each other on a variety show. They cheated on each other's brother-sister relationship. 🎭"Love" drink exchange. Brother drank sister's Zhelian root coriander milk: "yue... This thing should only exist in the sky... Yue..."🤮 Sister tasted brother's mint ginger juice American: "yue... Unique... Yue... Murder..." ▸ **Real record of exchange of gifts**🤯 The slingshot was full of thorns: "Sister, are you the reincarnation of Grandma?" The swollen face of the lei allergy: "Brother, are you a Breaking Bad Master?" 🐒 **Human regression scene**: • Climbing up the coconut tree and jumping up and down • The wild monkey was stunned: "Who is the monkey🐒!" • The prince licking the dog said: "The master said you are not a good match, I deleted the master!" ②Lianzong Mudslide: The amnesiac daughter has created an equal opportunity for everyone 💥 Wen Sangyu lost her memory in Lianzong, but she didn't completely lose it. Just remember how to slap her! 🎭 **Famous scenes**: ▸ **Are the male and female protagonists making pornographic rumors? ** Directly shoot left and right: "Slap therapy, specializes in treating bad mouths" 👋 ▸ **The director shivered**: "If you hit them... You can't hit me anymore..." 🍪 **Special Assistant's boss complains**: "The advantage is that he doesn't scold women (chewing biscuits)" "The disadvantage is that men and women are not distinguished (showing off biscuits)" Wen Sangyu: "... Both men and women scold"

261 傅 Mr. Fu's Sweetheart Is Unsettlingly Perfect Li Zi Is a Little SaltyModern Romance409k WordsCompleted 8.3kReads9.1Score1.1kShelves

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Abstraction + Boss + Madness 💥 Sang Ling returned from digging wild vegetables and found that the whole family was so crazy that hundreds of flowers bloomed! The tyrannical father and brother, the silly sweet mother, the white-flowered sister-in-law and the adopted sister of Keyun who likes to crawl in the dark 🎭 Real or fake daughter? Sang Ling: "Then who am I?" Sang's mother (taken out the identification certificate): "Actually, it was the 2345678th birth..." 👶👶👶 Kidney Digging Literature "Kidney transplantation for asthma? There are traffickers here, police uncle!" 🚨 🍳 Wang's mother angrily stirred up two dishes: "Who is hungry young lady? Ask the young master to go to Tianliang Wangpo!" Sang Ling: "Seeing that everyone is still so crazy, I feel relieved."

263 一 An Ordinary Man’s Infinite Journey Beatrice's PipeUrban3.4M WordsCompleted 4.4kReads7.8Score435Shelves

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When a cannon fodder enters the infinite world, he has to work hard to avoid death.

265 我 I'm Invincible, You Say I'm Mentally Ill? Runaway Patient with a Severe Mental IllnessMystery137k WordsCompleted 61Reads—Score—Shelves

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Bao [eat melon]

266 仙 The First Auspicious Cloud Under the Fairy's Buttocks Make a SoundEastern Fantasy64k WordsCompleted —Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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Book shortage? Try this one! "Fairy, you crushed me (Xiangyun)!" Others traveled through time: Long Aotian, the loser counterattacked, and the system joined in... The protagonist Yunfei traveled through time: becoming an extinct species in the world of immortality - Xiangyun! It is also the royal cushion for the beautiful fairy! At the beginning, you can watch the fairy from 360 degrees without blind spots. Is your first experience with tentacles wiping away tears? This time-travel painting style is too strange! What you think are auspicious clouds: means of transportation, background board. The auspicious cloud of this book: The only designated tyrant in the fairy world: Protect your shortcomings (women in your body are not to be bullied)! Strength (talented and magical ability to defeat novices)! The tentacle monster is a monster: he is proficient in writing, seduce girls, wiping away tears, and fighting, and his sexy skills shocked the world of immortality! Moving Castle: The size can be changed into a bed or a sofa as you wish, and the "Cloud Universe" contains living things and treasures, a must-have for home and travel! Hidden BOSS of He Huanzong: He hides the mind of a fairy (physics), strategizes, and leads his sister to sweep away all enemies (Beast Control Sect and Qingfeng Sword Sect are trembling)! The core cool points: invincible flow + the mastermind behind the scenes + sitting on a beautiful woman (buttocks) + showing off like the wind. The writing style is humorous ("Three good young men under the red flag → Xiangyun", "It's good for him and I'm good"), the battle scenes are clean and tidy (severing the throat with a sword is the norm), and the depiction of the harem is not greasy (the emphasis is on bonding and interaction). The setting is novel and interesting, the pace is more refreshing, and it is a good antidote to the book wasteland. !

267 让 Let You Go on the Love Show, and You Will Take the Nursing Home to Play Shang K? Loose SoilUrban351k WordsOngoing 22Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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No CP+Abstract+Funny💥 **The author of the side story, Gu Yi, was transformed into a failed artist, and was cast into an abnormal love show by black fans. 😀 🎭 Sending warmth to the hell-level nursing home: ▸ Fighting King's filial piety. Pull a horse for the uncle and help the aunt turn her A4 waist🤸 The uncle covers his head and sheds tears when he wants to speak. The aunt covered her face, eh~ eh~ her A4 waist hurts. ▸ Qiangwei cartoonist distributed his works as condolences. Uncle: My eyes hurt after reading something I shouldn't have. Doctor: Uncle, have you tried this? Uncle:? ? ? 📚 🚑 Doctor: Grandpa and aunt, it's nothing serious. It's just that the activities in a nursing home need to be controlled. Ahem. Dean: You have misunderstood! The folk customs in our hospital are simple and honest... The lights of the disco music were flashing behind the scenes. Gu Yi made a decisive move and directly led the caravan, Miss K and Brother K: "Grandpa and grandma, get excited!"💃

268 邪 How Strange! The Whole Cultivation World Is Fighting to Take Me as Their Personal Disciple Jiu Yue YuAncient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted 80.4kReads9.4Score10.6kShelves

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There are CP + Immortal Cultivation + Abstraction + Immorality. At the beginning, the four senior brothers in front of me were quarrelsome, thinking that they were the original heroine 🐟Tangli 🐬, but later found out that they were funny, and the original heroine also became funny along with it. 💥 Ginger Que transforms into a vicious female supporting character who cultivates immortality, and in the sect of the Holy Mother (funny), the hardcore walks a sexy path! 🎭When I met a robber on the road, both parties quickly changed their hand gestures and recited sword skills in front of the sword. She swung the giant tree: "Bang! Bang! Bang!"🌳💥😀 (The trio of robbers were embedded in the earth's crust on the spot) Ginger Bird: We don't need to do hand dances when fighting over there. Wen Yao: "This is a fucking sword trick, not a gesture dance!" 🐯 The fairy master's sleeping companion, the hypnotic white tiger, was beaten and kidnapped by Jiang Que. Immortal Attendant: Don't you want the white tiger back? Fairy Lord: Let it go. Immortal Attendant: How about I steal the white tiger back? The Immortal Master whispered: Do it cleanly.

269 干 Dry! Why Are Aliens so Cool? Beheading a Long Whale Across the SeaSci-Fi & Apocalypse133k WordsOngoing 20Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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New book, probably from Wujiayao in Tianjin

270 抽 Could This Absurd Streamer Really Be the Aloof Campus Belle's Landlord? Ling Ling YaoUrban143k WordsOngoing 27Reads7.3Score—Shelves

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It's good-looking and feels very comfortable to watch. The heroine's licking dog thought that the heroine had a boyfriend, but she didn't disgust the hero or find someone to teach him a lesson. But don't bother me. I've seen too many plots with disgusting protagonists like Tomato. It's the first time I've seen this kind of thing, but I like it very much. It feels more realistic, and it's funny and interesting.

271 开 I Got a Green Start and I Became an Immortal in the Sandbox World Big Rabbit with Red StarUrban210k WordsOngoing 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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Does the title of the book count as abstract?

272 糊 A Washed-Up Star With Attitude and Style, Afraid of Nobody! Nan ZhiyiModern Romance354k WordsCompleted 6.3kReads9.3Score817Shelves

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Very abstract! It would be a shame not to watch it! ! ! ! !

273 全 The Number One Assassin in the Server Actually Works in a Dessert Shop? Jing LingMystery576k WordsCompleted 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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There are just no seats! ! ! Oh oh oh~ oh oh, absolutely different, abstract powerhouse! ! !

279 只 I Only Wanted a Quiet Life of Cultivation, Then I Met You Yanderes Slay Love and Sacrifice to HeavenEastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing 35Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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There was a thunder in the sky, and the whole audience looked at me!

280 穿 I Traveled Through the World of Immortality and Was Rescued by Robbers at the Beginning. Author No. 076Eastern Fantasy509k WordsCompleted 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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I recommend this funny fairy tale. In the beginning, the protagonist forms a band with robbers and villains who have never killed anyone to become an idol, participates in a variety show hosted by Tiandao, flies into the universe and is wanted by the Galaxy Defense Force, and drives a Gundam to compete in a cooking competition.

282 没 No One Is More Abstract Than Me Abstract Big BrotherUrban340k WordsCompleted 26Reads—Score—Shelves

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So pretty

285 被 After Being Broken into Pieces, I Control the Universe Mi DuxiuUrban206k WordsCompleted 922Reads8.3Score107Shelves

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The male protagonist has the strength of a bear, the speed of a leopard, the eyes of an eagle and the ears of a wolf! You can also use the human cannon to fire! If you don't laugh your teeth off after reading a few chapters, then you are in the late stages of depression! A

287 糊 Lu Ka Has Become the Queen of Short Dramas, Specializing in All Kinds of Dissatisfaction! Jumping KoiModern Romance702k WordsCompleted 505Reads6.7Score—Shelves

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It's guaranteed to smoke. If you don't smoke, I'll go to your house and smoke it myself.

288 灵 The Spirit Gourd’s Path to Immortality Ximen WoxueEastern Fantasy4.3M WordsOngoing 181.7kReads9.0Score14.4kShelves

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🔥🏀🐔✨Are you tired of the same cheating protagonists who are born with a halo? Here, there is only one little person who comes from a lowly background, but works his best and strives upward! In this mysterious sect of cultivating immortals, the magic talismans are astonishingly powerful, and the rare and exotic beasts come in thousands of miraculous shapes. And all this excitement is slowly opening around the mysterious fairy gourd! 🏀🐔In this world of cultivation where the weak are preyed on by the strong and the strong are full of dangers, the protagonist relies on his extraordinary wisdom and perseverance to overcome many dangers and gradually uncover the shocking secrets hidden behind the fairy gourd. The plot is compact and interlocking, and every adventure is exciting, bringing you an immersive fairy-tale feast! [Cool]

290 惊 Shocking! The Holy Sons and Daughters Are All So Awful Angry HippoAncient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted 71.4kReads9.3Score11.1kShelves

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I really think these are super nice and interesting

293 当 When a Ghost Meets a Dog: What Do You See? Turtle Mountain TrailUrban541k WordsCompleted 211Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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A novel whose creativity breaks through the sky, unrivaled in its genre. Fate did not allow me to be a human being, and I would be fine at worst, or a ghost at worst. Destiny doesn't want me to be a ghost. It's fine. The worst I can do is become a dog. If I were an adult, dogs would be so bold. If I were an adult, what would people do to me?

298 进 Come in and Eat History Gold Coins Become Two CoinsEastern Fantasy22k WordsCompleted 23Reads—Score—Shelves

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So good looking [Adoration]

300 在 If You Act Seriously in This World, You Will Lose. Mohe InkUrban480k WordsOngoing 6Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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Abstract! Abstract