Hilarious, Laugh-Till-You-Die, No Entertainment-Industry Stories 搞笑，笑死人不偿命，不要娱乐圈文

1. 351 学 The Bottom-of-the-Class Student Becomes the World's Richest 学渣逆袭世界首富 Lantian Lan岚天蓝40k WordsCompleted From Academic Struggler to the World’s Richest Man —Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 352 我 My Livestream Connects to Another Realm, and Donations Send Me Divine Artifacts 我的直播连异界，打赏直接送神器 Lantian Lan岚天蓝9k WordsCompleted My Livestream Connects to Another World, and Tips Send Divine Artifacts Straight to Me —Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 353 我 I Handle Publicity in the Underworld 我在地府搞宣传 Lantian Lan岚天蓝15k WordsCompleted I Do Publicity Work in the Underworld —Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 354 公 A Park Encounter: The Overbearing CEO Insists on Marrying Me 公园奇遇：霸道总裁非我不娶 Lantian Lan岚天蓝9k WordsCompleted A Chance Encounter in the Park: The Overbearing CEO Won’t Marry Anyone but Me —Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 355 赤 Red Hare Rides Across the Starry Han: Lu Bu Cultivates Immortality and Forges a New Han 赤兔踏星汉：吕布修仙铸玄汉 Lantian Lan岚天蓝21k WordsCompleted Red Hare Treads the Starry Han: Lü Bu Cultivates Immortality and Forges a New Han 1Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 356 霸 The Tyrant's Chronicle: Xiang Yu's Interstellar Empire 霸王本纪：项羽的星际霸业 Lantian Lan岚天蓝Male-Channel Fanfiction37k WordsCompleted The Chronicles of the Conqueror: Xiang Yu’s Interstellar Hegemony 1Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 357 楚 Chu's Spirit Guards the Stars: The Death of the Conqueror 楚魂镇星：霸王之死 Lantian Lan岚天蓝14k WordsCompleted The Soul of Chu Quells the Stars: The Death of the Conqueror —Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 358 穿 I Transmigrated as Meng Huo, and the Southern Tribes' Bloodline Shines Across the Stars 穿越成孟获，南中蛮血照星河 Lantian Lan岚天蓝Male-Channel Fanfiction14k WordsCompleted Transmigrated as Meng Huo: The Southern Barbarians’ Bloodline Shines Across the Galaxy —Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 359 断 Headless, Yet Unbowed: Xing Tian's Resistance Against the Japanese 断头志不灭，刑天抗倭记 Lantian Lan岚天蓝12k WordsCompleted The Will of the Beheaded Lives On: Xingtian’s Resistance Against the Japanese —Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 360 团 The Beloved Office Lady and Her Top-Tier Star Suitors 团宠女职员的顶流追妻团 Lantian Lan岚天蓝9k WordsCompleted The Top-Tier Star Pursuer Squad of the Office’s Beloved Girl 1Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 361 霸 The CEO Swept Through My Livestream and Insists on Marrying Me 霸总刷穿直播间，非要娶我 Lantian Lan岚天蓝Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted The CEO Swiped Through the Livestream and Insisted on Marrying Me —Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 362 只 If I Have No Shame, Ascension Is Just Around the Corner 只要我不要脸，飞升指日可待 Fortune Cat發财猫猫Eastern Fantasy229k WordsOngoing System + absurd comedy + invincible, mortifyingly embarrassing antics After transmigrating to the cultivation world, everyone else meditates, comprehends the Dao, and bitterly cultivates for ten thousand years. I, Hao Xian, get bound to a ridiculously unscrupulous System that trades public humiliation for merit! The System shop lists only the names of its wares, never what they do. Before buying: What a bargain! After buying: I want to die. Spirit-Gathering Pill? Makes you fart all day. Ligh 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Ding! Legendary collective social embarrassment scene detected!] [Main participants in the social embarrassment: The three late-stage Nascent Soul sect leaders of Qingfeng Sect, Baicao Valley, and Tianji Pavilion!] [The incident: A bald man sings a chorus off-key and publicly beats up three peak Nascent Soul elders!]

13. 363 穿 I Became a Tigress in the Beast World 穿成兽世母老虎 Old Qinggan老青柑Ancient Romance528k WordsCompleted She had transmigrated into this world only a few days ago when she noticed something strange on the soles of her feet. Bending down to look, she saw three beast seals branded on her soles, quietly inscribed and vividly lifelike: A green, vine-like taipan snake A deep, dusky blue Black Tortoise, as if formed from condensed water A bird that seemed born from fire, wreathed in leaping flames that scorched the heavens Every line pulsed with mysterious power, as if telling of an ancient pact. 4.1kReads9.1Score278Shelves

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    Lighthearted and funny, quirky and energetic, very entertaining.

14. 364 天 If Heaven Won’t Have Me, I’ll Swallow It Whole 天不容我，我便吞天 Among the Three Trees三木林中Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted By day, Ye Buqun is a meek, useless servant. By night, he is a mad “underground experimenter.” He secretly devours discarded pill residue, shattered magical artifacts, and even the corpses of demon beasts, cultivating in secret within the sect’s forbidden grounds. He discovers that his Taotie bloodline lets him devour the spiritual power others have painstakingly cultivated over a hundred years. The first time he uses the faint spiritual energy extracted from a discarded pill to devour an outer- 60Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A highly recommended book; once you start reading, you won't be able to put it down.

15. 365 残 The Broken Imperial Seal 残玺 Long Chu龙杵Urban900k WordsCompleted “Anger is commonplace, but a smiling man is inscrutable...” Inspired by a hidden chapter of real history, this tells the story of a wild strategic-level scientist’s rise and growth. The premise is fresh, fantastical yet grounded in reality, and encompasses history, the workplace, the military, scientific research, national security, criminal investigation, elaborate schemes, murder, and modern high-stealth espionage, high-tech hacking, and high-intensity aerospace electronic warfare. The ending 5.8kReads8.5Score683Shelves

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    This book is complete. A hardcore work by a science and engineering enthusiast, it lacks any transmigration, rebirth, or cheat codes, making it more challenging to read, hence the drastically lower rating. The writing style is unique and brilliant, the narrative flows smoothly, humorously, and without unnecessary padding. The subject matter is novel, blending science fiction and realism, with plenty of suspense, mind-bending reasoning, and rigorous logic. The content covers history, workplace, military, technology, national security, criminal investigation, scheming, murder, as well as high-tech espionage, hacking, and aerospace electronic warfare. The ending is thought-provoking and profound, a perfect cure for any reading slump.

16. 366 当 When a Straight Woman Transmigrates into a Mary Sue Story 当直女穿到玛丽苏 Qing Zhao卿照13k WordsCompleted When a Straight Girl Transmigrates into a Mary Sue Novel —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I find it funny, [Adoration] is top-notch.

17. 367 扮 The Little Princess Who Plays the Pig to Eat the Tiger 扮猪吃虎小王妃 Little One Who Loves Sweet Potatoes爱吃香薯的小娃娃Ancient Romance255k WordsCompleted After the shock of that intense visual impact wore off, Ye Yiyi finally came to her senses and immediately turned around. “Beiming Yu! Are you crazy? Why did you let me in while you were changing?” “I didn't let you in! I only told you I was in the bedroom.” Beiming Yu stifled a laugh inside, but put on an utterly innocent face as he spoke. “Ye Yiyi, you've seen my body twice. You have to take responsibility for me!” “Hmph, I've seen plenty of people. Do I have to take responsibility for all of 2.3kReads6.7Score241Shelves

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    This hilarious story is so good it'll make you laugh until you drop!

18. 368 跑 Keep Running: You Told Me to Make a Bold Claim, So Why Are You Taking It Seriously? 跑男：让你放豪言，你给我玩真的 Fa Da发炟Urban2.3M WordsCompleted [Chinese Entertainment Industry] [Stars] [Plenty of Variety Shows] [Keep Running] [Bai Lu] [Multiple Heroines] [Back to Field] [Challenges] [Peak] [The Inn] Chen Cheng transmigrated to a parallel world that was similar, yet not quite the same, and became an entertainer who had trained for two and a half years and been in the industry for two and a half years. After awakening the Great Entertainer System, he had his entire fortune wiped out on the spot and drew a skill that was both incredibly po 25.3kReads7.5Score1.8kShelves

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    Urban entertainment industry, variety show comedy

19. 369 官 The Road to Power: The County Magistrate 官路扶摇：女县长 Xiao Hanhanzi小涵涵子Urban366k WordsCompleted (A true officialdom novel: no formulas, no mindless plot, no rebirth, no wish fulfillment. Enter with caution.) On her first day in office, newly appointed County Magistrate Chu Yu learns that the town mayor has met a bizarre end. She steps into Luochuan, only to fall into a maze of criminal forces. Every step is a trap, every smiling face conceals murderous intent. She enters the game herself: can she tear open this tightly woven web...? 3.7kReads7.6Score126Shelves
20. 370 绝 The Peerless Master Is Actually a Lazybones 绝世高手其实是条咸鱼 Free Ash Gray自由的烟灰色Ancient Romance494k WordsCompleted The heroine is a straight woman with formidable martial arts skills. The hero is a scion of an aristocratic family who seems harmless but is ruthless beneath the surface. There are no palace intrigues or household battles because the hero and her father take care of every problem. Both the hero and her prince father dote on her. (Both are untouched; sweet romance.) 4.6kReads8.2Score386Shelves
21. 371 民 The First Heroine of Republican-Era China 民国第一侠女 Everlasting Light长明不暗Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Passion] [War of Resistance] [Fighting spirit] [Republican Era] [Heroine] [Slingshot hero] [Household intrigue] [Revenge] [Liang Hongying] She returns to her own home and becomes a maid. She has only one thing on her mind: finding out who poisoned her mother and left her disabled. But her first priority is rescuing her father, who has been kidnapped by bandits. Fearlessly, Liang Hongying ventures alone into the bandits’ den. She intends to learn from her father who harmed her mother, but before 15.4kReads8.5Score1.1kShelves
22. 372 下 After Coming Down the Mountain, the City’s Number One Beauty Asked Me to Try Marriage 下山后，全城第一美女求试婚 Dreamer in the Spring Boudoir春闺梦里人Urban1.4M WordsCompleted A poor young man comes down from the mountains to break off an engagement, but the stunning CEO refuses to agree and actually demands a one-year trial marriage??? 30.6kReads8.5Score2.3kShelves
23. 373 记 News Records 记录新闻 Boss Li's Jokes李老板的笑话183k WordsCompleted A new work is here! Welcome to Tomato Novel to read my story. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I will do my best to tell every story well! 2Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 374 破 The Bankrupt Exorcist's Haunted House Livestream 破产天师的凶宅直播间 Fengyuan砜元Mystery356k WordsCompleted “Congratulations. You've inherited a mansion worth a fortune, as well as... 200,000 yuan in deadly yin debt.” The lawyer's voice was like a scalpel, cutting through all my beautiful dreams. I'm Wu Suowei, a con artist who edits photos to pass myself off as a master of the occult. I was planning to pack up and run. But when I opened the doors of Jingxin Studio and saw the strange assortment of “family members” inside... I knew there was no escape. This wasn't a haunted house. It was an ancient se 143Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Read this lighthearted and funny book

25. 375 永 Half-Blood of the Eternal Night 永夜混血 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭7k WordsCompleted Eternal Night Half-Blood 38Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 376 烬 Crimson Finery Amid the Ashes: The Pursuit of His Wife 烬余红妆之追妻 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭14k WordsCompleted Crimson Finery Amid the Ashes: The Pursuit of His Wife 38Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 377 旧 Lanterns of the Old Alley 《旧巷灯笼》 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭7k WordsCompleted Lanterns in the Old Alley 36Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 378 巷 The Old Key at the End of the Alley 巷尾的旧钥匙 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭Modern Romance8k WordsCompleted The Old Key at the End of the Alley 30Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 379 辞 After Quitting, I Crush Workplace PUA and Make a Million 辞职后，我踹烂职场PUA狂赚百万 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭9k WordsCompleted After Quitting, I Crushed Workplace PUA and Raked in Millions 61Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 380 女 A True Dragon Emerges from the Women’s Prison, Shaking the World After Her Release 女子监狱出真龙，出狱后全球轰动 Clothes and Crowns Cross South 0衣冠南渡0Urban1.5M WordsOngoing He was once a peerless prodigy, but was framed by the person he loved most and wrongly imprisoned for seven years! In those seven years, his enemies devoured his family's business, his loved ones died one after another, and his two younger sisters were sold off to northern Myanmar. Their fate is unknown. Everyone thought he had died in prison long ago. Who could have imagined that this seven-year inferno would transform him into a true dragon wielding supreme power? His sentence served, he break 111.5kReads8.3Score7.3kShelves
31. 381 须 Let Us Revel While We Can [Reborn] 须尽欢【重生】 Spicy Soup辣汤Modern Romance373k WordsCompleted [One-on-one romance | Back to eighth grade | Sweet romance | Fate | Lighthearted] [Dog-like sweet girl vs. cat-like cool guy] Every second of her reborn life is precious. There are surprises everywhere, and shocks around every corner. Especially when Xia Jinhuan sees her new high school desk mate and realizes he’s the owner of the company that rejected her after an interview… Rubbing her chin, she can’t help agreeing with an old saying: Connections really are best made when you’re young. “Hello, 9.4kReads9.4Score1.8kShelves

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    I've only watched half of it. It's a youthful and funny film. Recommended.

32. 382 杏 Divine Doctor Zhao, the Old Man from Apricot Blossom Village! 杏花村神医赵老汉！ Wind Through the Forest风过林海Urban1.7M WordsOngoing Fifty-two-year-old Zhao Dazhu had been a bachelor his entire life. With no one to rely on in his old age, he was mocked by the villagers and bullied again and again by the village tyrant. He thought that was how his life would end, but he unexpectedly obtained a mysterious inheritance and mastered peerless medical skills. From then on, his life became a series of cheat-like victories! Anyone who took from him would have to pay back double. Anyone who bullied him would have to kneel before him, k 7.2kReads8.0Score608Shelves
33. 383 最 The Strongest Sect: Our Patriarch Is a First-Class Con Artist 最强宗门：祖师爷是个大忽悠 Sprout of the Tusi King's City土司王城的嫩芽Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsOngoing (A scheming sect + a useless System + lighthearted comedy + endless twists) Wu Xiaobing, the street's little tyrant, lives by one rule: look impressive in front of others, and never take a loss! Unfortunately, his abilities don't match his ambitions. Picking on the weak and cowering before the strong are part of his daily routine, and getting slapped down after a moment of bravado is the norm. Then he mouthed off to a real big shot: “I'm not bragging, but my hidden skill is so powerful it'll sca 815Reads8.9Score—Shelves

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    I'm laughing so hard I'm about to lose my mind, please help me! 🆘

34. 384 百 The Million-a-Year Office Worker Fell for Me, a Construction Laborer? 百万年薪白领竟然爱上我农民工？ Boiling Creek Fish溪鱼沸腾Urban231k WordsOngoing [Wild, feel-good comedy with plenty of romantic entanglements] The first time I ran into the office worker, she actually told me to imitate a bicycle horn. The second time we met, I helped her get her high heel unstuck, but she called me a pervert instead. The third time, I walked her home while she was drunk, and she fell in love with me. The reason? I hadn't taken advantage of her while she was drunk. The male lead was once Wenquxing, the Star of Literature, who descended to the mortal realm t 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A very funny novel that will help you relieve the fatigue of the day.

35. 385 权 Power and Favor in the Capital 权宠京华 June六月Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation of the novel of the same name, The Glory of Power in the Capital: The Glory of Power 3: The Glory of Power in the Capital, is now open for reservations on the Hongguo app. It premieres on April 30. Everyone says Yuwen Xiao, heir to Prince Su, is a cold-faced military commander with ruthless methods, and that he was born under a lonely star, destined never to find love. Everyone in the prince's residence was left dumbfounded. Wasn't he supposed to have no romantic ent 9.4kReads9.3Score1.1kShelves

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    I really enjoyed the humor and touching moments; the characters were all so vivid, even the supporting roles were likable. There were no scheming second male leads or manipulative second female leads; the characters were all very positive. 🤗

36. 386 护 The Estate Guard Lin Dagen 护院林大根 An Ant's Eyes蚂蚁的眼睛Urban723k WordsCompleted #UnderdogComeback #HiddenIdentity #BodyguardToBigShot #RepublicanEraPowerFantasy #RagsToRiches In the war-torn Republican era, Lin Dagen, a nobody from the streets, is hunted through the night! Fleeing to Linjiang City to join a warlord's army, he stumbles upon Commander Zhao Hu fleeing with the treasury. By posing as a trusted aide, passing himself off as a bodyguard, and bluffing his way through with his fists, he gradually takes over the commander's mansion. From a desperate refugee, he rises 268Reads7.2Score107Shelves
37. 387 他 He Always Wants to Tap My Acupoints 他总想点我穴 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊26k WordsCompleted He Always Wants to Tap My Acupoints 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I thought it was love, but it turns out I was just a substitute. After realizing this, I projected the scumbag's chat history onto the company's big screen. The red dress and high heels were my farewell gift to the past. When he could see the comments, everyone panicked. A tool? No, I'm the screenwriter you can't afford to be near.

38. 388 将 General, Lend Me Some Warmth 将军，借个热气 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted General, Mind If I Borrow Some Warmth? 4Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 389 穿 I Became a Cannon Fodder Character and Built a City Beyond the World 穿成炮灰后我建了座无界城 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted After Reincarnating as a Sacrificial Pawn, I Built a City Beyond All Worlds 5Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 390 前 My Ex-Husband Begged Me on His Knees Not to Leave 前夫跪着求我别走 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊17k WordsCompleted My Ex-Husband Knelt and Begged Me Not to Leave 199Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 391 替 The Stand-In Won’t Follow the Script 替身她不按剧本演出 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted The Substitute Doesn’t Follow the Script 3Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 392 骑 My Motorcycle-Riding Bad-Boy Husband 骑摩托的“黄毛”老公 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted The "Blond Punk" Husband Who Rides a Motorcycle 9Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 393 你 You Can't Get Away 你，跑不掉了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊18k WordsCompleted You Can't Get Away 12Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 394 和 He Tucked the Divorce Agreement Into His Sleeve 和离书被他收进袖中 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊14k WordsCompleted He Tucked the Divorce Agreement into His Sleeve 116Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 395 惊 Shocking! Grandma at 76 Looks So Young 惊！76岁奶奶保养太好 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊17k WordsCompleted Shock! This 76-Year-Old Grandma Looks So Young 10Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 396 铁 The Iron-Blooded General Gets All Sweet Online 铁血将军在线撒娇 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance16k WordsCompleted The Iron-Blooded General Gets Cutesy Online 3Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 397 我 After I Threw Out My Mother-in-Law’s Leftovers, the City’s Richest Man Came Knocking 我把婆婆的剩饭倒掉后，全城首富找上门 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊21k WordsCompleted I Threw Away My Mother-in-Law’s Leftovers, and the City’s Richest Man Came Knocking —Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 398 驸 The Prince Consort Is at His Breaking Point 驸马他撑不住了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Historical13k WordsCompleted The Prince Consort Can't Hold On Anymore 317Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 399 嫁 I Regretted Marrying Him 嫁给他后我后悔了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted I Regretted Marrying Him 7Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 400 契 My Contract Beast Is My Sister-in-Law 契约兽是我小姑子 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted My Contract Beast Is My Sister-in-Law 15Reads—Score—Shelves

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