Tomato Novel Has No Funny Stories with No Couples and a Cast Full of Lovable Weirdos 番茄压根就没有无cp全员显眼包的搞笑文

1. 151 悲 Tragedy! He Showed Off His Wife, Then a Bad Dog Stole Her Away 悲！秀完老婆他就被坏狗撬走了 Thick Millet Porridge稠的小米粥Two Male Leads412k WordsOngoing [Modern ABO] [Justice Online + Honor of Kings + a little esports and livestreaming] (You can enjoy this even if you’ve never played the games.) Zhang Tianci is a B-rank Alpha with 5.8 million in debt. He has an Omega wife who stands by him through everything. His wife is a top student at a prestigious university, fair-skinned, beautiful, and kind. She’s not only willing to live with him in a run-down neighborhood and eat at street stalls, but gives him her entire salary to help pay off his 77Reads8.1Score393Shelves

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   This... (I've been laying eggs...)

2. 152 鄙 I, for One, Specialize in Getting Myself Killed 鄙人独善作死 As Long as the Green Hills Remain苟得青山在Urban2.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to another world, he obtains a Hatred Absorption System. He has to absorb hatred to increase his combat power. Well, then, my apologies, everyone. Hey, sis over there! Have you eaten? If not, take this punch! 25.2kReads9.3Score2.6kShelves

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   👀Transmigrated to another world, unleashed my true self, recklessly courting death, accumulating hatred to become a powerful being! 😏 Why court death? Because I have a hatred absorption system! How can I get stronger without fighting and getting beaten up? Every day I'm either looking for someone to beat up or on my way to being beaten up. But don't let my appearance fool you, I'm actually very strong! My hatred level is off the charts, and my combat power is off the charts! Watch how I carve out my own path in this other world with my fists and reckless spirit! Come and laugh at this epic tale of reckless death in another world! Guaranteed to make you laugh until your stomach hurts, and you'll also feel the thrill of becoming stronger!!

3. 153 末 The Apocalypse Ambassador Travels the World 末世大使，全球旅行 Come See the Ending进来看结局Sci-Fi & Apocalypse302k WordsOngoing (Not a DIY system) The apocalypse arrives. While everyone else awakens powers like fireballs and lightning, Jiujiu awakens a travel check-in System. Every time she checks in at a tourist attraction, the System gives her a blind box of local specialties. All she wants is to earn enough points to trade for a permanent lie-flat card. But all of humanity mistakes her for carrying out some inscrutable "global salvation plan." And so, a slacker who only wants to travel is forced to embark on a journey 125Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Absolutely no romantic pairings! Everyone's a walking meme! The main trio travels the world! The younger sister has a chivalrous background, brimming with martial arts spirit! A post-apocalyptic world travel story! Who knows the true value of a world map! All the characters revolve around the younger sister, and they don't suffer a single hardship in the apocalypse! It even warmed my heart while I was reading it.

4. 154 说 Weren't They Supposed to Be a Boy Band? Why Are They All Useless? 说好的男团呢，怎么全是废物 Scarlet Cat绯色猫Urban425k WordsCompleted [No CP + absurd comedy + livestreaming + entertainment industry + fast-paced + slight supernatural elements] [The story of a sect’s senior brother and four lunatics] Just after being reborn, Jiang Yi opened his eyes and was shoved down the stairs by his skinflint landlord, Zhou. Jiang Yi tilted his head and rolled his eyes. “Help, police officer~” Someone pushes me down the stairs, I lie there and hit him up for 37,000 yuan. “As long as you’ve got the right attitude, the company is Bali. Work h 953Reads9.2Score129Shelves

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   Ensemble comedy with no romantic pairings

5. 155 末 Apocalypse Snail: A Little Conscience, but Not Much 末世蜗牛：有点良心，但不多 Uncultured, zz有辱斯文zzSci-Fi & Apocalypse1.1M WordsCompleted [No System or Superpowers] [Comedy] [Wild Ideas] [Plot Twists] [Light Novel] [Protagonist Fans, Read at Your Own Risk] [Bizarre and Explosive] [Not for the Straight-Laced] One day, snails poured from the sky in place of rain. Anyone bitten turned into a monster, and resources became scarce… You'll see a protagonist group that is selfish and self-serving, lacking in empathy, hypocritical, vindictive, fake do-gooders, arrogant, two-faced, all pretenses, and downright crazy... Every las 9.8kReads9.1Score1.3kShelves

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   The bag is so cute! [Shy]

6. 156 小 My Junior Sister Is Overpowered Yet Ridiculously Goofy 小师妹明明武力值爆表却过分沙雕 Qingfeng Fu Yangliu, Late in the Journey行止晚之清风扶杨柳Ancient Romance152k WordsOngoing Guys, can you believe this?! Chu Xingge woke up one morning to find she’d become the third senior sister, a cannon-fodder character who barely appeared for three chapters before meeting a perfect end in a Mary Sue novel. The heroine, Yu Xingwan, is a delicate beauty whose eyes turn red at the slightest provocation. Everyone falls for her as if bewitched, going crazy for her and waving fan signs to cheer her on. Even their elderly master is no exception. The original third senior sister had it es 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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   It's not that there aren't any, it's just that nobody watches them.

7. 157 公 The Top-Ranked Road Survivalist Says She'll Walk to the End of the Road 公路求生榜一说她要走到公路尽头 Zhang Paopao张泡泡Sports2.9M WordsOngoing Strong female lead, no romance, no romantic subplots, clear-headed protagonist, ensemble cast, team-focused. Qi Xu wandered alone along this highway filled with danger and death for nearly four years. With disasters striking endlessly and monsters growing ever stronger, she gradually transformed from a frail woman who could not even kill a chicken into a seasoned player who killed without hesitation. Yet she still died regrettably inside a dungeon... Just before her death, she triggered the prec 434kReads9.4Score40.6kShelves

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   All of them are non-romantic, with humorous plots, grand world-building, and even supporting characters have their moments of brilliance. The third book, in particular, is quite interesting; fate is a real whim.

8. 158 张 Zhang Sangou’s Get-Rich Journal 张三狗发财笔记 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban2.7M WordsCompleted A comedy novel with absolutely no pretensions. A poor boy from the mountains refuses to settle for an ordinary life and ventures out into the world, carving out a place for himself through his own efforts. The cast of bizarre characters will have you laughing out loud. It gets more and more exciting as it goes. San Gou grows more mature and more cunning, with more and more schemes brewing in his head. In the end, he makes it! He becomes a billionaire. His journey is a whirlwind of chaos and laug 60.8kReads8.7Score6.4kShelves

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   Please read this book with caution; you might laugh your head off.

9. 159 别 Don't Count on Doubao, He's Nothing but Trouble in Another World 别指望豆包了，它在异世纯添乱 Shanxin山信Ancient Romance218k WordsOngoing Hiking vlogger Lin Xiaoman was about to end her livestream when she unexpectedly transmigrated to a primitive world called the Great Wilderness. The good news was that she had a golden finger. The bad news was that it was a stupid AI assistant named Doubao. Its navigation was always wrong, and its item identification was pure nonsense. And she could even unlock the Meituan app? After going to great lengths to unlock Meituan, she had to unlock it all over again because she'd tried to save money. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   She's here! She's here with Doubao! No romantic pairing. The female lead is transported to a primitive world and her hilarious daily life is about surviving with her mentally challenged Doubao. Her cheat ability is a phone that can unlock apps, but these apps are adapted for the primitive world. She'll join a tribe and help the primitive people by unlocking apps. A hilarious slice-of-life story, highly recommended! 🤭🤭🤭

10. 160 精 Do Punk Girls Need to Learn to Repair Mechs Too? 精神小妹也要修机甲吗 w Ziwuw子乌Sci-Fi & Apocalypse707k WordsOngoing Wang Tianwei transmigrated from the apocalypse into the body of a “punk girl” in the interstellar era. Now she has to keep up with the times, study hard, become a mecha engineer, and deal with psychological and emotional problems too!? Someone who spent ten years fighting zombies wouldn't know the first thing about that! So she waved a hand and transferred schools! But everyone and everything at her new school reeks of “unorthodox cultivation”... The interschool tournament is streaming live, and 46.1kReads9.4Score3.3kShelves

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    A group of heretical practitioners, caught in a power struggle, are willing to go through fire and water for the fate of humanity.

11. 161 快 Quick Transmigration: An Unknown Creature Has Taken the System Hostage 快穿，系统被不明生物挟持了 Now That's Explosive这就很炸裂了Eastern Fantasy192k WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration + Enjoyment-Seeker + No Romance + Unknowable Being] System 2234 faced the greatest crisis of its career: its new Host was an unknowable creature who lived for fun, doing everything solely in pursuit of “pleasure.” Faced with a hellish sea of raging flames, a battlefield strewn with bones and corpses, and worlds twisted and falling apart. What a sight! What a spectacle! How… delightful. The System, however, just wanted to format itself. Because the one who set the sea of fl 4Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 162 米 Mita: Don't Let Your Husband Touch You! 米塔：不许你老公碰你！ The Puppet Master Behind the Scenes幕后的黑手Anime Fanfiction231k WordsOngoing [Immersive live-action roleplay × darkly comic survival × game fan fiction × Prison Boss Awakening × no female lead] You think you've entered the official game, but you end up trapped in a pirated copy of MiSide. You think you'll get mecha battles and a satisfying run to the finish, but when you open your eyes, the Prison Boss is taking selfies by your bed. Lin Chenbo is an ordinary office worker who somehow finds himself inside a pirated copy of MiSide. Loading failed. Character reconstruction —Reads6.4Score—Shelves

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    Awesome! Hoohoo!

13. 163 灵 The Soul Fix-It Shop 灵魂万事屋 Ice Pond Gourd冰谭葫芦Modern Romance192k WordsOngoing [Nontraditional Rebirth Story] x [Nontraditional Power Fantasy] x [Goofy Comedy] x [Dry Humor, Absurd Humor, Violent Humor, In Short, Humor] x [Alternate Universe] One night, Li Xiaoman, worn down by the noise from her awful neighbor, suddenly realized that her body was still lying in bed, but her soul had already floated up into the air. Seeing herself in bed and the black cat beside it, she sighed helplessly. "Are you here to collect me? I thought you said it was hard to find a job. Are you s 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It has to be this one! No romance, everyone's super sarcastic, it'll make you laugh until you shake.

14. 164 变 After Turning into a Monkey, I Go on a Rampage Beating People Every Day 变成猴子后每天都在发疯打人 Zhang Jiuling张九凌Modern Romance433k WordsCompleted [No romance, the heroine shines on her own] When Zhang Yingying opened her eyes, she discovered she had been reborn as a monkey in a zoo. Worse still, she was at the very bottom of the troop's pecking order. Every day, she went hungry and got chased around and beaten by the other monkeys. Zhang Yingying thought, “People should have a moral baseline. But who says I have to, when I'm a monkey?” “If I have no morals, no one can hold me to them!” Go wild! Go wild! Enjoy a wonderful life with no 481Reads8.8Score105Shelves

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    I'll spoil you! No romantic pairing, everyone stands out.

15. 165 你 Is There Even One Normal Person on Your Demon-Slaying Squad?! 你这斩魔小队也没个正常人啊！ You Yue Ni尤月腻Fantastical Romance396k WordsOngoing [No Romance + Ensemble Cast + Passionate Action + All-Female Main Cast] Others slay demons with profound cultivation and formations that reach the heavens. They slay demons like this: Never mind the details, I'm charging in first! We'll figure out the tactics as we fight. They're only rookies, yet they keep challenging demon servants far stronger than themselves. They win, but end up covered in wounds. Still, these girls always forget the pain as soon as they've healed. If demons threaten the wo 242Reads—Score104Shelves

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    Yes, some sisters do.

16. 166 大 After Her Lazy Plans Failed, the Eldest Senior Sister Went Mad 大师姐摆烂不成功后成疯批了 Fang Jüliang房踽凉Ancient Romance513k WordsCompleted Ning Ran is the senior disciple of the head of Mu Tian Sect. In the cultivation world, she was the first to reach Foundation Establishment in five hundred years, the first to form a Golden Core, the first to reach Nascent Soul, and the first to attain Divinity Transformation. Ning Ran is the pride of Mu Tian Sect and a role model for all its disciples. She is dutiful and spends every day cultivating and teaching her junior brothers and sisters. She always puts the sect’s honor first, and wheneve 2.9kReads9.1Score340Shelves

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    These are all completed novels without any romantic pairings, so you can read them without worry.

17. 167 我 I'm a Master? How Come I Didn't Know? 我是高手我怎么不知道 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Ancient Romance705k WordsCompleted "Feel-good power fantasy"[Words Become Law]+ [Overactive Imaginations]+ [Ensemble Cast] Original title: I’m a Master, So Why Don’t I Know It? Xiao Ranshu suspects this world has gone mad! The dog she picked up is the fearsome Wolf King, renowned for his incredible combat prowess? The servant she hired while out shopping is a great sea monster from the merfolk? That silly rabbit is a Taotie that feeds on dragons... Xiao Ranshu slams the table in fury. “Bullshit! My pets are sweet, cute, and obedi 46.6kReads9.4Score4.9kShelves
18. 168 我 My Irresistible Villainous Senior Sister 我那迷人的反派大师姐 Shattered Starlight夜空碎光Ancient Romance596k WordsCompleted (No romance + genius sword cultivator + ensemble cast) Her master, who raised her from childhood, calls her irredeemably wicked. Her junior sister steals her position as the sect’s chief disciple, and the people of Sword Peak gang up on her, but she still defeats them all and becomes a god! But the old ancestor isn’t satisfied and kicks her down to start over! So from the start, she gets a master who has been reborn and becomes the eldest senior sister, powerful enough to outshine everyone in th 2.8kReads9.2Score393Shelves

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    1—"Indecisiveness isn't wrong, nor is your kindness and sensitivity, but you must remember one thing: you have no right to condemn these pioneers. If someone hadn't taken the blame for us, could you be so carefree? If no one takes on the role of the bad guy, how can we cleanse the world of cultivation and restore peace and tranquility?" 2—"I'll call you 'Blooming Flower'." Every step brings forth a blooming flower, every turn a blooming flower. "Cheers! Cheers! I hope we can always be together! Always eating and drinking together!" Always together… just hearing that makes me happy. Seven hands raised their glasses, the clinking of glasses producing a crisp sound, clear liquid sliding from the rim. "Cheers!" The warm afterglow of the setting sun spilled onto the buildings, like a warm veil. The Fusang Sect stood proudly among them. And it will always stand there. The eight people, full of vigor and high spirits, strode forward with unrestrained confidence. "Departure 1" A new journey! The rest is also very good! However, I can't quite remember; I read the first two books recently. Recommended.

19. 169 这 Are There Any Normal People Left in This Cultivation World? 这个修仙界还有正常人吗 KELJINXAncient Romance535k WordsCompleted [Group Transmigration + Absurd Humor + Lighthearted + Ensemble Cast] [Completed] A shocking incident has recently rocked the cultivation world: several celebrated prodigies have disappeared one after another, their whereabouts unknown. These astonishingly gifted young geniuses all come from extraordinary backgrounds. Among them are sword cultivators from Kunlun Mountain, music cultivators from Wuwang Mountain, and even the Demon Realm has not been spared. Just as everyone laments, “The cultivati 5.8kReads9.1Score782Shelves
20. 170 当 When All Beings Become an Ensemble Cast 当众生皆为群像 I'm Mad When Pen Names Are Duplicated笔名重复我生气了Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Heaven-grade wood spiritual root + body cultivation + growing female lead + no romance + ensemble cast] Jiang Mian woke up to find she had landed inside a melodramatic novel she'd once read. The heroine won over a whole host of male cultivators with her looks? She was certainly beautiful, especially when trampled underfoot. The second senior brother died a horribly unjust death? The third senior brother fell to demonic cultivation? The fourth, fifth, and sixth senior brothers all became steppin 23.3kReads9.0Score5.5kShelves
21. 171 残 The Broken Imperial Seal 残玺 Long Chu龙杵Urban900k WordsCompleted “Anger is commonplace, but a smiling man is inscrutable...” Inspired by a hidden chapter of real history, this tells the story of a wild strategic-level scientist’s rise and growth. The premise is fresh, fantastical yet grounded in reality, and encompasses history, the workplace, the military, scientific research, national security, criminal investigation, elaborate schemes, murder, and modern high-stealth espionage, high-tech hacking, and high-intensity aerospace electronic warfare. The ending 5.8kReads8.5Score683Shelves

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    A high-quality, completed novel, a hardcore gem from a science and engineering enthusiast. It starts slowly but builds to a bang, a slow-burn, mind-bending story with a blend of fantasy, realism, suspense, and mind-bending elements. The subject matter is fresh and logically rigorous, with no time-travel, reincarnation, system, or cheat codes. The narrative is humorous, smooth, and concise. The content covers history, workplace, military, technology, national security, criminal investigation, scheming, murder, and high-tech espionage, hacking, and electronic warfare. The ending features a profound twist. Tailor-made for seasoned readers; if you don't enjoy it, I'll kill myself!

22. 172 开 From the Start, I Dig Through the Pan God’s Tomb 开局挖穿盘神墓 A Lifelong Pursuit一生追寻Eastern Fantasy457k WordsCompleted Lighthearted, hilarious urban fantasy with a wild imagination From hidden secrets beneath a bustling metropolis to a fantastical journey through a bizarre and wondrous world. He keeps a hunting dog on his left and a hawk on his right. When it's time to act, he acts; when it's time to back down, he backs down. He's a dashing charmer, quick-witted and funny, with a real rascal's streak. They met in a psychiatric hospital. It was fate, and she went from a rebellious girl to a beloved daughter of h 463Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's so beautiful!

23. 173 B BOSS Direct Hire? I’m the Heavenly Court’s BOSS BOSS直聘？我才是天庭的BOSS Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透7k WordsCompleted BOSS Wanted: I'm the Heavenly Court's BOSS 17Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The bizarre transformation from a debt collector to a Heavenly Court boss... Hahaha!

24. 174 疯 Crazy Senior Sister: Another Day of Alluring Charm 疯批师姐，又是风韵犹存的一天 Jin Zhao赆昭Ancient Romance602k WordsOngoing A friendly reminder: Don’t read this while eating. It contains Wangyue Sand. [All the personal disciples are unhinged + no logic + the heroine is the strongest and craziest + written for love, so don’t hate] [No romance] Wen Qingchi transmigrates into a female-led, male-power-fantasy cultivation novel called The Heaven-Defying Junior Sister Is Everyone’s Favorite. The heroine is adored by everyone, and the plot makes absolutely no sense. But Wen Qingchi becomes a nameless cannon-fodder character 1.1kReads8.9Score114Shelves
25. 175 师 Are All My Senior Brothers Mad? That's Fine, So Am I 师兄们都是疯批？没关系，我也是 Rong Tingyue容听月Ancient Romance862k WordsCompleted [No romance + growth-oriented heroine + completely unhinged] What do you do when all your senior brothers are lunatics? Become an even bigger lunatic than they are! Yun Zhen thought she was the craziest person in Changqing Sect. She pretended to be kind and obedient, while secretly plotting to dig out her senior brothers' spiritual roots. But later, she realized that all four of her senior brothers seemed to be crazier than the last. The carefree and unrestrained Lord Qingyao had been feeling r 292Reads8.7Score103Shelves
26. 176 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance626k WordsOngoing Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t 1.8kReads—Score120Shelves

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    Hey! What you said really made me so angry, so I just grabbed one for you.

27. 177 逆 The Rebellious Daughter, Xu Yao 逆女许瑶 Shiyou Po礻由婆Ancient Romance104k WordsCompleted Transmigration, hunting, strong female lead, leveling up, ruthless and decisive. If you’re interested in this book, you can keep reading Against the Current: Xu Yao in the Cultivation World. The man set down his catch and sat across from Xu Yao as if they were old friends. “When did you learn to hunt? People in the village say you got over your idiocy and then went crazy. Is that true?” Xu Yao gritted her teeth. “Yes, I’m crazy. When I get really crazy, I eat people.” The man grinned. “Heh, I do 821Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Come on, these three are all non-CP (couple pairing), time-travel cultivation comedy novels, decisive and ruthless without being a saint, independent female cultivators with strong power and leveling up, new books, very interesting.

28. 178 逆 The Rebellious Xu Yao in the Cultivation World 逆女许瑶之修仙界 Shiyou Po礻由婆Fantastical Romance456k WordsOngoing Cultivation | No Romance | Transmigrated, Powerful Female Lead | Decisive and Ruthless Ensemble Cast. This is the official sequel to The Rebellious Girl Xu Yao. It’s recommended that you read the original first. Xu Yao and her companions travel through more than a dozen realms, great and small. Starting from nothing, they save up spirit stones, temper their life-bound treasures, master the Sacred Demon Body Art, seize secret realms and formations, unite the Central Island, and are named the Dem 246Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 179 穿 Reborn as a Little Mouse in the Cultivation World 穿成修仙界的小老鼠 Shiyou Po礻由婆25k WordsCompleted Reborn as a Little Mouse in the Cultivation World 419Reads—Score—Shelves

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