Mita: Don't Let Your Husband Touch You!

Name: Mita: Don't Let Your Husband Touch You!
Author: The Puppet Master Behind the Scenes

米塔：不许你老公碰你！

by The Puppet Master Behind the Scenes (幕后的黑手)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 231k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Immersive live-action roleplay × darkly comic survival × game fan fiction × Prison Boss Awakening × no female lead]

You think you've entered the official game, but you end up trapped in a pirated copy of MiSide.

You think you'll get mecha battles and a satisfying run to the finish, but when you open your eyes, the Prison Boss is taking selfies by your bed.

Lin Chenbo is an ordinary office worker who somehow finds himself inside a pirated copy of MiSide.

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The “Mitas,” who should have been mere NPCs, have all awakened to “self-awareness.” Every one of them is built like a bull and crazed as a demon.

Even more outrageous, they've started fighting over who gets to be his “husband”!

Some say they want to form a couple, some say they want to “share” him tonight, and others want to bind him to their dormitory cassette privileges.

“Is this the apocalypse?”

“No, it's the collapse of human social boundaries.”

Lin Chenbo desperately tries to stay calm: I'm only here to survive. I really don't have a thing for romance.

But in this altered, out-of-control, downright deranged “MiSide world,”

the only way back to reality is to stay alive.

But to survive here, you have to learn how to stop the Prison Boss from touching your husband first!

Yet the deeper he goes, the more he wonders:

Is the Prison Boss, who smiles and says, “You're mine tonight,” really just an NPC?

No romance, no female lead,

just the roar of “Your husband belongs to me tonight~” and a cassette hell with no exit.

No romanceable characters, no love plot, only a group of “Prison Boss Mitas” who look like tough guys but are even crazier, constantly trying to take over his life...

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